Chapter 791: The Game
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"Are you saying that with the passage of time, the ingredients of the medicinal materials on this prescription have changed??" Zheng Dongfang raised his eyebrows and said.
"That's right......" The girl nodded lightly, "It seems that Uncle Zheng is quite knowledgeable about medicine......
"Whew......" Zheng Dongfang breathed a long sigh of relief, "I'm relieved, so this game is still quite valuable......"
"Naturally valuable...... the girl pouted, "This game not only allows you to make up for the regrets of your past and present lives, but also allows you to set your own rules......"
"Huh??" Zheng Dongfang immediately opened his mouth wide, "You say, I set the rules myself??" ”
"That's right......" the girl nodded, "Do you know 'The Condor Heroes'?" As long as you input this novel into the program as a rule, the program will automatically parse the novel, and then take you to the shijie ...... of Yang Guo and Xiaolongnu"
"Uncle's ......" Zheng Dongfang's eyes glared, "Lao Tzu has to castrate Yin Zhiping......"
"Uncle Zheng or gold dust??" Nie Canglong glanced at Zheng Dongfang in some surprise and said.
"Golden fart fan......" Zheng Dongfang's eyes widened, "Let me tell you, if Lao Jin dares to appear in front of me, I have to pour sulfuric acid on him, and I dare to let Yin Zhiping spoil the little dragon girl, and if you want to spoil it, it is also a land fairy like you who spoil it......"
"Uh-huh......" The girl nodded vigorously, "Uncle Zheng makes a lot of sense......
"Uncle Zheng, that's not honest at all......" Nie Canglong's head was sweating at that time, "You want to spoil the little dragon girl, why are you pulling me?" ”
"Let me tell you, I'm not interested in a cold woman like Xiaolongnu at all, what I like is Li Mochou, haven't you heard a word?? Giving birth to a son should be like Sun Zhongmou. Marrying a wife should be like Li Mochou......" Zheng Dongfang said triumphantly.
"Xiaojun, when we meet Aunt Zheng in the future, let's tell Uncle Zheng exactly what he said......" Nie Canglong said with a wicked smile.
"Tell what??" The girl rolled her eyes, "The words in front of me are meaningless, Uncle Zheng is not interested in Xiaolongnu anymore, let's say this is meaningless, the sentence in the back, when it sounds like an Internet term, it can't be taken seriously." But the sentence in the middle sounds pretty good......"
"Huh??" Nie Canglong was dumbfounded at that time, "What's in the front, in the back, in the middle??" ”
"Have you forgotten that sentence in the middle?? What I like is Li Mochou, let's just tell Aunt Zheng this sentence......" The girl said triumphantly.
"Hmm......" Nie Canglong nodded heavily, "It makes sense, it makes sense, this sentence reflects Uncle Zheng's heart, Xiaojun, I have to say." Your ability to grasp the key points is really first-class......"
"Of course...... the girl glanced at the man triumphantly, "you don't look at who I am......"
"I said, you two, can you stop being so obscene??" Zheng Dongfang immediately cried and laughed. "Did you say you did it?? Let me tell you, my daughter-in-law has told me a long time ago that she likes Brother Jing, if Brother Jing and I let her choose. She must choose him or not me, it's all for fun, and no one will take anything in the novel seriously......"
"Hmph......" the girl pouted. Then you let her try my game, and you can see if she is serious......"
"Okay, okay......" Zheng Dongfang waved his hand, "I feel that Lao Jin's martial arts novels are not high-end goods, I still get a Xiuzhen novel to get ......."
""Romance of the Gods" or "Journey to the West"??" The girl glanced at Zheng Dongfang, "You'd better get a Honghuang novel, zuihou go to Zixiao Palace to listen to Hongjun Taoist preaching......"
"This is not bad...... Zheng Dongfang's eyes lit up, "It seems to be really a little interesting......
"Isn't that interesting??" The girl pursed her lips, "Maybe you listened to Hongjun Daoist's preaching, and you went directly to Zixiao Palace......
"Reasonable, very reasonable......" Zheng Dongfang nodded vigorously, "I just don't know, where are the flood novels??" ”
"Who knows??" The girl rolled her eyes, "Either you can create a flood novel by yourself, as long as you create a sermon in Zixiao Palace, it's almost enough......"
"Makes sense...... Zheng Dongfang nodded quite seriously, "Very reasonable, I'll start creating ...... now" As he spoke, he closed his eyes, communicated with the biological computer, and then began to create a novel.
"Really??" Nie Canglong glanced at the girl and asked in a low voice.
"How do I know?? Let him try......" the girl whispered.
"You're bad enough...... Nie Canglong grinned, "This is using Uncle Zheng as an experiment, will it be dangerous?" For example, it stimulates mental illness, cerebral hemorrhage or something......"
"I said you're not poor, aren't you??" The girl gave the man a blank look, "Did you forget??" Am I not a medicine that brings the dead back to life? Even if it's dangerous, I can keep him from dying......"
"Uncle Zheng is so miserable......" Nie Canglong shook his head, "Fortunately, when the two of us were talking, I separated the voice, otherwise, let Uncle Zheng hear it, and we would be miserable......"
"You cut off the sound??" The girl's voice suddenly rose to a higher pitch.
"What's wrong??" Nie Canglong looked at the girl in some surprise, "Is there anything wrong?" ”
"Since he can't even hear it, why are you talking so quietly??" The girl roared angrily.
"Isn't that what we're talking about? It's a secret, if you say it too loudly, you won't feel safe......" Nie Canglong smiled and said.
"You ......" the girl's little face was dark at that time, "You have two goods, you want a fart sense of security......"
"I'm human, and if I'm human, I have to feel safe......" Nie Canglong said unconvinced.
"Aren't you a land immortal? How did you become human again?? The girl rolled her eyes, "I've never seen such a shameless person as you, you have become a phoenix, why are you still lying in the chicken coop......"
"You ......" Nie Canglong's face darkened at that time, "Can you speak politely??" How did it become a chicken coop?? Is chicken a derogatory term, okay? ”
"Chickens have five virtues, much more noble than people......" The girl pouted and said.
"Okay, okay......" Nie Canglong waved his hand. Let's not talk about this, let's talk about Uncle Zheng, this game you designed, can you really set your own rules?? ”
"Nonsense......" the girl rolled her eyes, "Their computers, they are all biological computers, and the programs are all designed according to the I Ching gossip, so they naturally have an analysis function, but Zixiao Palace preaches this play." The rules involved are relatively high-end, can the I Ching be parsed, I don't dare to pack a ticket......"
"It doesn't matter if he can or not, anyway, Uncle Zheng tries, if something happens, that's also Uncle Zheng's business, let's just have nothing to do with ourselves......" Nie Canglong pouted and said.
"I agree with what you say......" The girl nodded heavily. We'll just have nothing to do with ourselves, and as for the others, then leave it to fate......"
"Where are we now??" Nie Canglong glanced at the big screen, "Why do I feel that we haven't moved much??" ”
"Our ship. At present, three thousand meters above the interruption of the Trap Mountain, it is about to enter the territory of the Heavenly Wolf Demon King......" The girl glanced at the big screen and said.
"Heavenly Wolf Demon King......" Nie Canglong sighed, "Everyone hasn't woken up now." Why don't we stop for a while?? Wait until everyone wakes up before leaving?? ”
"You can't clean it up alone, can you??" The girl gave the man a blank look, "Didn't you still want me to take refuge in aliens just now?" And then you killed yourself in all directions?? ”
"The key is ......" Nie Canglong smiled embarrassedly, "The key is that I don't worry about you, now the big guys are playing games, if I go out, who will protect you??" ”
"Just kidding...... the girl rolled her eyes, "This is a space battleship, if there is no Guiding Light, no one will want to come in, what danger can I be in here?" ”
"This can't be guaranteed...... Nie Canglong shook his head, "Every land immortal has its own unique ability, when facing the land immortal, who dares to guarantee that he is absolutely safe??" Isn't this scientific, you know? ”
"Is this this??" The girl blinked her eyes, "It makes sense, like Yaya's spatial powers, maybe you can come in directly......"
"That's right......" Nie Canglong nodded, "This matter is not guaranteed, in case you let the monster rob it, I won't have a place to cry......
"You're kidding......" the girl gave the man a blank look, "what kind of monster can rob me??" I'm telling you, it's good if I don't rob the monster, the monster still wants to rob me?? ”
"Yes, yes, I know you're powerful,......" Nie Canglong sighed, "No matter how powerful you are, you can't change the fact that we lack manpower, so let's stop first and ......wait until everyone wakes up."
"Okay......" The girl thought about it and nodded, "Let's let the battleship land, anyway, we won't be able to get home today, let's camp directly......"
"Don't worry......" Nie Canglong grabbed the girl's little hand, "My father-in-law's life is very hard, and he will definitely be fine......"
"Get out, you ......" the girl rolled her eyes, "Since I understood the I Ching, I have never worried about my dad again, yes, my dad will indeed encounter a lot of dangers, but everyone who dares to be my dad's enemy will be defeated by his invincible shit luck......"
"What??" Nie Canglong was stupid at the time, "What are you talking about??" ”
"I said my dad had invincible shit luck ......" the girl rolled her eyes, "every creature that dares to touch him will die without a place to be buried......"
"So powerful??" Nie Canglong swallowed his saliva, "It shouldn't be, right??" ”
"Why shouldn't it??" The girl pursed her lips, "I'll tell you, I calculated it for my dad, my dad's life is very peculiar, although he may not necessarily cultivate into a land immortal, but his longevity is certain......"
"How long??" Nie Canglong blinked his eyes and asked.
"How do I know?? I speculate that eighty percent of them will live forever......" The girl said with a blank look at the man.
"And what about my mom and dad??" Nie Canglong hurriedly asked.
"Your mom and dad??" The girl pinched her fingers, "Your parents are also immortal, originally according to their birthdays, your father can live to ninety-one, and your mother can live to eighty-nine." But with you as a variable, their life has also changed, and there is no problem with immortality......"
"Oh......" Nie Canglong immediately breathed a sigh of relief, "That's good, that's good, I'm afraid that something will happen to them......"
"What happened??" The girl pursed her lips, "Didn't you let your Soviet Red go back to protect them??" ”
"What happened to me letting the Soviet Red go and protect them?? Aren't you going to let your little white Ding protect your dad?? Nie Canglong rolled his eyes and said angrily.
"Hey......" the girl was not happy, "what are you anxious about??" Tell me what's going on?? I didn't say no......"
"Then why didn't you tell me when you asked Xiao Baiding to protect your father??" Nie Canglong glanced at the girl and said.
"Didn't I arrange it for your parents too?? Two big stupid dogs. It's all black......" the girl said unconvinced.
"Weishenme doesn't arrange a big stupid dog for your father, but for my parents and they arrange a little white ding??" Nie Canglong said unconvinced.
"What do you mean you??" The girl was not pleased, "I tell you, that is, there are no teddy sausages, otherwise I will send them to your parents......"
"Qin Xiaojun, do you believe that I will clean you up??" Nie Canglong's face turned black at that time, and he gritted his teeth and said.
"What do you want to do??" The girl was wary, "I warn you." Don't mess around......"
"I'm going to mess around...... Nie Canglong suddenly pounced on the girl, holding her little face and kissing it.
"Help......" the girl screamed.
"Oh mom, I didn't see that. I didn't see anything......" Zhao Chuanxi suddenly withdrew from the game, covering his face and yelling.
"Ahem......" Nie Canglong got up from the girl in embarrassment, "There was nothing in the first place, of course you didn't see anything......
"Little green snake. You wait, and when you have Teddy, I'll send it to your parents. Replace the big stupid dog ......" The girl looked at the man angrily and said through gritted teeth.
"What teddy stupid dog??" Zhao Chuanxi looked at his brother and sister-in-law in some surprise, "Could it be another code word??" You two changed these code words too quickly, right?? Don't mess it up one day......"
"What's the code??" Nie Canglong glared at Zhao Chuanxi, "Your sister-in-law sent Xiao Baiding to protect Secretary Qin, you said you sent it, but what about the two stupid dogs that Weishenme sent to protect my parents?" It's not fair, isn't it?? ”
"Hey, hey......" Zhao Chuanxi shook his head and sighed, "Brother, you can be content, these days, there are not many women who know how to honor their in-laws, my sister-in-law didn't send two tigers to eat uncles and aunts, it's not bad......"
"What do you mean??" Nie Canglong was not happy, "Boss, let me tell you, if you don't make it clear, the two of us won't ......be done."
"What bullshit brother??" The girl pursed her lips, "I think you can just kill him, so as not to pollute the ......air in this world."
"You can't blame me, you don't want to think about it, what kind of mate selection criteria are women now, they have a house and a car, no father and no mother, my sister-in-law knows that sending two dogs to protect her in-laws, that is simply a woman among women, a representative of traditional women......" Zhao Chuanxi hurriedly said.
"Is that so??" The girl blinked, "It makes sense, I am indeed a representative of traditional women, hehehe......"
"You made him stunned??" Nie Canglong glanced at the girl, and black lines began to appear on her head, this Aunt Qin's grandmother, she just couldn't listen to good words.
"You care about me, you stinky rascal......" The girl glared at the man, and then at Zhao Chuanxi, "Why did you wake up so quickly??" Isn't this scientific, you know? ”
"I'm a veteran of playing games, of course I'll come out soon......" Zhao Chuanxi showed a hint of excitement, "Guess where I went?" I went to "Dragon Babu", I told you, I built a big harem there, Duan Zhengchun's daughters-in-law and daughters, they all let me catch them in the harem, that day, it was just a fairy-like day, tsk, don't mention that cool......"
"Really??" The girl blinked her eyes, and a wicked smile appeared at the corner of her mouth, "What do those beauties look like??" Better than on TV?? Tell me how you cleaned them up......"
"hahaha......" Zhao Chuanxi couldn't help but haha Zhile when he thought of the scene in the game, "Let me tell you, a handsome and handsome guy like me, it's a shock to the tiger's body, what sisters and flowers, mother and daughter flowers, that's crying and shouting to run to my bed, you can't stop it......"
"Really??" Nie Canglong's face showed a hint of schadenfreude, "I really didn't expect that your Zhao Great Immortal would be so charming, it's not simple......"
"Huh??" Zhao Chuanxi saw the smile of the elder brother, and the hairs on his body stood up at that time, and when he turned his head to take a look, he saw Bai Suyun with a black face, staring at him directly, and a layer of white hairy sweat suddenly appeared on his body, "What, daughter-in-law, what I said is all about the game, it is definitely not true, especially Wang Yuyan inside, who looks exactly like you......"
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