Among the 6 girls other than the squad leader, Xiong Yaoyue and Amy are cooking killers, the big horn can only eat and not cook, PHS is biased towards vegetarians, so the cooking skills are not good, in addition to not only consuming ingredients when cooking, but also consuming the palace Caicai on the plate, Xiaoqin is really the second candidate for cooking.

"That's right, you can help me do it. But you're still on your period, and I'm still here to wash the vegetables, do you know the way? ”

"I know!" Xiaoqin nodded at the squad leader, and put on the slippers for the kitchen.

"By the way, help me block the kitchen door," the squad leader chuckled, "Don't let Pooh and Amy get a chance to come in, or we'll have dinner over." ”

Although up to now, I'm not worried that Xiaoqin will secretly poison the squad leader, but I'm still a little worried that Xiaoqin will do some kind of prank (such as deliberately making the squad leader's dishes unpalatable, so that the squad leader will be embarrassed in front of everyone), but it turns out that my worries today are superfluous, Xiaoqin is very serious to discuss the knowledge of cooking with the squad leader, and it seems that she has made up her mind to "master the skills of the master to control the smelter".

Most people may think that it is a beautiful difference to celebrate birthdays with so many girls, but in fact it is the opposite.

If it's a boy's birthday, and there's only one girl among the participants, she'll be treated like a star-studded moon, right?

The reverse is not true! In this birthday party, I had a disparity of 1 to 7 with all the girls, but I became the target of being bullied and molested! This is the inhumane minority obeying the majority, the inhumane girl zhuanzhi rule!

"Ye Lin, I heard that you were a stuntman actor in the micro-movie "Bloody Battle in Jinling", is it true?"

The loudspeaker was the first to attack.

"Occasionally, a few shots......" I replied humbly.

"So will you be a movie actor in the future?"

"How come...... I smiled to hide the past, if I can play a hero like Bruce Lee and Jet Li, of course I am willing, but if I play a villain full-time......

"Where's the kiss scene? Have you ever acted in a kiss scene as a stuntman? It must be exciting, right? ”

"Big Horn, are you hungry and stupid!" I sarcastically said, "How can you use a stuntman in the kiss scene, unless the heroine is too ugly, it must be the male protagonist who goes up to kiss herself!" ”

"It's boring! So, you're only responsible for somersaults, jumping up and down, and getting beaten? ”

That's true, but it sounds a bit embarrassing......

"Who said you don't need a stand-in for a kiss scene!" Amy suddenly said, "I've been using a stand-in for kissing scenes!" ”

Kiss...... Kiss scene!? Could it be that Amy has progressed to the kiss scene stage in "The Legend of the Magic Ding"? And with whom? And Kyle's asshole! I don't know why there is a fire of ignorance in my heart!

Everyone has heard of Amy's identity as a "singer + actor", but Amy didn't deliberately render it, making everyone feel that she is "just an ordinary child star", but the squad leader is very interested in Amy's performance, and asked Xiong Yaoyue to bring some records and stage videos to herself, this kind of enthusiasm is probably the same as those cat controls on youtube, watching "cat movies" all day long, right?

"I've always used a stand-in for my kiss scenes," Amy said in an insider's tone, "not so much a stand-in as a puppet—you know what?" In "Life of Pi", all the scenes where the male protagonist and the tiger come into contact with each other, the filming substitutes used by the tiger are all puppets - so movies and TV are completely deceptive tricks! It's a shame that there are still mentally handicapped viewers who are willing to watch it! ”

Amy suddenly stared intently at Gong Caicai, as if she had discovered something new in her.

"Hey! Big' cow, do you want to be on TV? If you're willing to take it off, I'll give you a chance to play a bath fairy in our crew! ”

Gong Caicai was frightened, "No, please let me go, show your body in front of the camera, I ...... I'm going to pass out! ”

"What's the matter? It's in the water from the shoulder down anyway...... If you don't like it, forget it, it's boring! ”

The topic soon turned to the hard work and fun of filming in the film and television city, Amy, an eyewitness, mostly talked about the hardship, and Xiaoqin, a bystander, said a lot of interesting things.

"The day before yesterday, the crew hired two elephants from the circus to shoot, but I didn't expect the elephants to steal beer in barrels and destroy several studios, with heavy losses, heavy losses!"

"Hmph, what's so funny about that? Violent women and your mother, these people who know martial arts may be seen as a joke, but we ordinary people were very dangerous at that time! But thanks to the elephants, I can rest for two days......"

I finally managed to make it time for dinner, and I finally had a place to use it - serve the food. The result of the efforts of the squad leader and Xiaoqin is a sumptuous table of dishes that exude an enticing aroma.

Pineapple coo, lettuce salad, sweet and sour fish (a remastered version after being destroyed by Xiong Yaoyue), ground three fresh, and sweet potatoes......

Meat and vegetarian matching, conditioning intentions, since I hugged the squad leader, I haven't eaten her dishes, and now I feel so nostalgic!

In fact, the birthday party is no different from an ordinary dinner, but it is just "eating", "drinking", plus blessings to the birthday star.

"I wish Caicai more and more beautiful!" This is the blessing of ordinary girls, the squad leader, the loudspeaker, and Xiaoqin, who follows the trend, use this.

"I wish Caicai a colorful life!" This is the blessing of literary girls, and Xiaoling is generally like this.

"Zhu Caicai's boobs are getting bigger and bigger!" This is the blessing of the 2B girls, and Xiong Yaoyue deserves it.

"The most, the last one doesn't count!" Gong Caicai hurriedly denied it, as if there was a fairy who could realize the blessing eavesdropping on the side, "I have wrapped my breasts in stockings when I sleep, hoping that it will become smaller......"

Only Amy and I didn't say our blessings, and after Amy drank all the Coke, she put one arm on the table in boredom, and her cheeks were deformed.

After listening to everyone's previous conversation, Amy said in a strange tone: "Then I wish you your boobs are getting smaller and smaller, will you be happy?" ”

"Hmm!" Gong Caicai rarely agreed quickly, "I am working towards this goal!" Thank you! ”

Inadvertently, Xiao Qin, who was sitting on my left, secretly clenched her fists, she must have thought that Gong Caicai's troubles were very hateful, right? But it's someone's birthday, and if you mess around, I won't ignore it!

Xiaoqin finally suppressed her jealousy, I breathed a sigh of relief, casually raised the cup full of juice, and wished Gong Caicai better and better academic performance - this is a blessing for students who will not make mistakes, and Gong Caicai, as a member of the study committee, is also very satisfied.

After the blessing was over, it was time to blow out the candles and cut the cake, and when the lights were turned off, I suddenly noticed a delicate little hand on my thigh.

Needless to say, it must be Xiaoqin's hand! Are you so bold to sexually harass me in front of so many people in someone else's house?

Without thinking, he knocked Xiaoqin's hand away, but before that, Amy also found out that Xiaoqin was violating "his own manservant" by the candlelight that had just been lit, so she also reached over and wanted to drive Xiaoqin's hand away.

As a result, the slap that was neither light nor heavy hit the back of Xiaoqin and Amy's hands at the same time! Xiaoqin and Amy screamed "ah" at the same time, startling the big horn in charge of lighting the candles, and the squad leader looked at me suspiciously, wondering what happened to Xiaoqin and Amy.

Don't get me wrong! It's true that the two of them screamed because of me, but I didn't take advantage of the darkness to insult the two of them! They were the ones who put their hands on my thighs first! In other words, I'm the one who was insulted! Of course, this statement has little credibility...... But at least believe that I won't insult my sister!

"Classmate Ye Lin is so rude to others......" Xiaoqin muttered in a low voice.

"The manservant dares to hit his master in turn? You don't want to get paid every month, do you? ”

Hey, I don't have a monthly paycheck at all, do I? Are you referring to that unlimited Amex black card? That card is long gone! What a lag in your message! I'm doing your day job as an older brother now, at least I'm grateful!

Gong Caicai puffed out her cheeks rarely, and after blowing out 14 candles in one breath with all her strength, she closed her eyes and made a wish.

The loudspeaker coaxed and asked, "What kind of wish did you make?" Is it possible to find a good husband in the future? ”

"Ignore Geng Yuhong," the squad leader said, "It won't work if you say it." ”

"There's nothing I can't say...... Gong Caicai said shyly, "My wish is peace in the world, and I make this wish every year on my birthday......"

"What is peace in the world?" The loudspeaker wondered, "Peace in the world is a matter that the Secretary-General of the United Nations can't control, Caicai, it's not good for you to make this wish!" ”

"Hmm...... Actually, it's good for me," Gong explained, "The elementary school teacher once said that 'I'd rather be a peace dog than a troubled man,' and if there is a war, ......

"I see!" Xiong Yaoyue suddenly realized, "Caicai is really far-sighted!" If there is a third world war, I, the squad leader, and Ye Lin can all go to the army to serve the country, Xiaoqin is probably okay, and the big horn and PHS can go to the Propaganda Department to exert their energy, but Caicai can't even do the work of the cooking class, and it may be ...... may be forced to be ***! Woowoo...... What a sad fate! ”

Who's going to be ***! Our great People's Republic of China will not do anything like little Japan, okay! And people live **, but they say that people will be ***! At least look at the atmosphere around you!

As a result, I was caught by the squad leader and taught a lesson! After waking up, I apologized to Gong Caicai! If you knew this was the case, why bother in the first place, it's not always a good thing to be straightforward!

"For example, if there is a war, I am useless," Gong Caicai admitted, "but I pray for peace in the world, mainly in the hope that the weak animals can have a way to live, otherwise even humans will not be able to survive at that time, and the animals will definitely suffer even more......"

Maybe Gong Caicai is really an animal protectionist, and she does eat very little meat at the dinner table, which is in stark contrast to me, who specializes in meat dishes.

I thought the day would end in a peaceful and peaceful atmosphere, but I suddenly received an anonymous text message.

"Ye Yuanfeng has been arrested for carrying a large amount of drugs, if you don't want to affect your father, come to me and surrender."

There is only one "horse" in the payment.

Officer Ma, your sister! You swept the Internet and caught my dad I have nothing to say, drugs or something, my dad can't touch it at all! Who framed this!?