Chapter 216: Jerking off is a technical job

"How many pills did you say?"

The old man Tianxuan felt that he had heard it wrong, thirty myelin-washing pills, how could there be so many, there were no less than dozens of medicinal materials needed to refine the myelin-washing pills, and several of them had already become extinct, and it was not bad to be able to refine one myelin-washing pill, not to mention as many as thirty.

"Thirty, is there a problem?" Yang Yu looked very innocent, he actually wanted to laugh in his heart, this time the old man Tianxuan must have lifted a stone and smashed it on his feet, if there are a few myelin-washing pills, it is okay to trade ten lower-grade spirit stones for a myelin-washing pill, but if there are thirty, the value of the myelin-washing pill will be much lower, and one myelin-washing pill still wants to exchange for ten lower-grade spirit stones, which is obviously a bit unrealistic.

"Okay, I was cheated by your kid, but I agreed, and it's not easy to cheat, thirty is thirty." The old man Tianxuan shook his head, looking very helpless.

Yang Yu didn't dare to slack off at the moment, and immediately exchanged the marrow cleansing pill from the system, a full thirty, sealed well, the old man Tianxuan took it and checked them one by one, and then immediately brought Yang Yu a pack of spirit stones.

"You count, there are a total of twelve medium-grade spirit stones, and one hundred and eighty lower-grade spirit stones." Old Man Tianxuan said.

"Don't count, you are always close to the existence of a saint-level martial artist, how can you deceive me as a kid." Yang Yu said casually, the pride in his heart was that he even had a medium-grade spirit stone.

Although it is said on the market that a medium-grade spirit stone can be exchanged for ten lower-grade spirit stones, in fact, a medium-grade spirit stone can be exchanged for eleven or even twelve lower-grade spirit stones.

"Okay, your master can refine the Cleansing Pill, and he also needs spirit stones. It seems that at least he is a god-level martial artist, and if he has time, he can come to our Chongwu Island to sit. We Chongwu Island has been based on martial arts for thousands of years and welcomes visitors from all over the world. "Old Man Tianxuan is obviously very interested in Yang Yu's illusory master. Come to think of it, a person who can come up with so many myelin-washing pills will definitely make anyone dare to be interested.

"Definitely, definitely." Yang Yu didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, he agreed casually first, and it wasn't up to him if he didn't come later.

"Well, that's it for this deal, if you have other pills in the future, you can also bring them. However, if you still want to wash the myelin pill, you can't use it at this price. The old man Tianxuan thought for a while and said, he obviously looked like he still wanted to continue trading with Yang Yu, in fact, this is not difficult to understand, the pill is a rare item like the spirit stone, and the exchange of the spirit stone for the pill is definitely worth it.

"Okay, that's a deal." Yang Yu said, in his heart, he almost regarded the old man Tianxuan as a spirit stone mine, and a low-grade spirit stone in the system required a thousand exchange points. But a thousand exchange points can be exchanged for a hundred myelin cleansing pills, and the gap between them is too big.

Leaving from the old man Tianxuan, Yang Yu was in a good mood and was about to return to his residence. Yang Yu heard a burst of gunshots, no, there is also a business of other weapons. For example, a bazooka, or a vehicle. Plane.

"Everyone, go outside Chongwu Island and take a look, I'll wipe it." More spectacular than American blockbusters, there are people flying planes in big battles. ”

"Who is such a NB, is he a martial artist?"

"It seems to be yes, but the people who chased him were not warriors, they were all Westerners, wearing shining armor, and they were a group of Western barbarians."

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"Interesting, it's really interesting, Ling Fei and that Morse can do magic, and it doesn't seem simple in the West, what tricks will the Westerners do this time?" Yang Yu thought it was funny, and ran directly outside.

Outside Chongwu Island, many people are watching the excitement.

In the distance, above the sea, there were several small warships, and above the sky, there was a military helicopter, and this helicopter was now surrounded by several helicopters of the same type, and the battleships below were constantly firing weapons, but the helicopter above dodged left and right, and could not hit at all.

"Obediently, this can't be hit, the group of people below are eating."

"Damn, one, two...... There are six warships, who is this going to deal with, and which colleague is so face-saving? ”

"Tsk, I found something." A warrior suddenly smiled mysteriously.

"What's the matter?" Someone immediately asked cooperatively.

"Jerking off is a jishu job!"

Yang Yu listened to it on the side and didn't feel haha smiled, these martial artists can also be funny, what is a jishu job to jerk off, are you very experienced? Dear comrade!

The six warships below kept firing shells, and the helicopters above were constantly shrinking their range, and the surrounded helicopters were in danger.

"I'm grass, I'm not going to play with you anymore." A man in the helicopter suddenly jumped out, and the helicopter was also twenty feet away from the sea, and his jump was like a feather falling to the ground, directly landing on a warship.

"He went down, kill him!"

"Hua Tiangong, you will definitely die today, the glory of the Holy See needs blood to forge it!"

"Invincible Lord, your light is sprinkled with shijie, we are willing to clear your sins for you, and sacrifice your flesh and blood, O guilty man!"

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Twelve Western men, wearing bright armor, spoke English, and the thousands of warriors who watched understood less than a third, and many of them exchanged ears, and at this time one who understood English became a treasure.

But fortunately, Yang Yu can't help it, after all, he is a college student at Jinghai University, and he can barely understand, but after he understands, he is completely speechless, and he is really not fucking ashamed, this group of Westerners is really arrogant, what a master, what light, what a great Holy See, can it be more disgusting?

"You bastards, didn't Lao Tzu just kill one of you popes? As for chasing me like a mad dog, I've been chasing and killing Lao Tzu for three years, why haven't you given up? Hua Tiangong scolded and scolded, looking very annoyed.

", this is Hua Tiangong, the person who cracked the Linglong Bureau to the seventy-third game? It's so domineering! ”

"I'm grass, what did he just say, killed a pope, I know what's going on, he's the most awesome killer in history."

"Hua Tiangong is a killer?"

"Yes, it's the most tragic and awesome one, he only went on one mission, and as a result, he killed the wrong person and killed the pope of the Holy See by mistake, and the funny thing is that he also relied on this assassination to be crowned king in the killer world in one fell swoop, and is known as the most tragic killer king."

"Grandma's, cowman! The Pope is not an ordinary person, he was actually killed by him, no wonder the people of the Holy See are chasing and killing him, it is strange if he does not chase and kill him, what a crime this is! ”

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"Hua Tiangong, you have blasphemed the dignity of the Lord, die!"

"The verdict of light, the darkness is gone after all, Hua Tiangong, you have no way to escape!"

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"Run, I want to escape, you are paralyzed, you give dog skin plaster, I didn't want to deal with you, since you are stubborn, give me death!" Hua Tiangong shouted, and with a wave of the long knife in his hand, a knife qi several zhang long slashed over.

The sea set off waves more than ten zhang high, and the twelve light armorers on the opposite side instantly gathered together, the knights' swords were stacked, and a transparent sword shadow greeted them, which was a joint blow of the twelve.

Long knife to long sword, sword qi is vertical and horizontal, and long sword is raging!

The sea rolled, and a battleship was cut into two parts.

"Die!"

"The glory of the Lord shall not be blasphemed!"

"Lord, you are paralyzed!" Hua Tiangong scolded.

"Boom!"

The sword qi directly cut the long sword into two sections, the twelve light armorers showed a frightened look, and the remaining sword qi continued to slash towards the twelve, the twelve light armorers scattered and fled, and one escaped slowly, and the armor on his body was broken.

"A group of god sticks, I've put up with you for a long time, where are your twelve trash my opponents, if it weren't for the three red-robed ghosts in the back, the master would have killed you all a long time ago." Hua Tiangong said coldly, his momentum like a rainbow.

"The glory of the Lord shall not be blasphemed!"

"You are a blasphemer, and you will die in the light of the Lord!"

"We are the light, you are the darkness, the darkness will eventually be replaced by the light, and heresy like you must be destroyed!"

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"I'm paralyzing you, you guys, it's endless, in the West, you flicker and flicker, it's all martial artists here, who are you fooling, grass, can't help it, give it to a Tang monk, let's die!"

Hua Tiangong lifted the long knife and slashed at the nearest bright armorer, this bright armorer was stunned and hurriedly resisted, but the knight's sword in his hand was cut off in an instant, and the armor on his body was also smashed, and he appeared naked in front of everyone.

"I'm rubbing, running naked, what a powerful Hua Tiangong, this is intentional!"

"Tut-tut, striptease! However, I observed that the bright armorer was not wearing underwear at all, and was covered with an armor. ”

"Damn, that bird is too small, doesn't it mean that Westerners are big things?"

"You know Mao, the small movies you watch are carefully selected by the director, can it be big? Actually, a lot of Westerners have very small things. ”

"Brother Ren is really knowledgeable, and he also has research on this."

"Where, where, I just saw too much."

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Yang Yu originally thought that martial artists were at least nobler than ordinary people, but after this period of blows, he also understood that martial artists were more obscene, more crazy, and more shameless than ordinary people.

"Hehe, yes, I came to Chongwu Island today, and I regret not bringing gifts to my colleagues, so let these twelve gods dance a striptease for your colleagues!"

Once Hua Tiangong has this evil idea, his hands are not weak, one by one, in the blink of an eye, he stripped off all the armor of the twelve bright armorers, and suddenly twelve naked people appeared on the sea, and the onlookers on Chongwu Island were all laughing and laughing, this Hua Tiangong is too evil, how will these twelve people live in the future!

And just as Hua Tiangong was playing excitedly, three red-robed Westerners on the sea in the distance stepped on the waves, and the speed was simply instantaneous, and Hua Tiangong was immediately startled. (To be continued......)