"Ahh Who fucking pokes my asshole! With a loud roar, the sea water around him surged wildly into the sky under his sound waves, instantly creating a water curtain, accompanied by Shrek's hands covering his asshole, flying into the sky together, looking up, only to see that Shrek's chrysanthemum, a lump of jet black and shiny color is completely different from the green skin of his body.

"Oh! It hurts me to death! Shrek screamed in pain, Spider-Man fell into the seawater, his head couldn't figure out what's wrong with Shrek, how did he cover his asshole, and was he attacked? But this is in the seawater, if the submarine fires a torpedo, you can see it! Could it be that it is a creature under the sea, the hardness of Shrek's skin, he knows, even if it is hit with a missile, it is impossible to break Shrek's skin.

But the other party was so cunning that he hit Shrek's chrysanthemum, what kind of weapon system is this, but it's but! After thinking about it countless times, Spider-Man still couldn't figure it out. This Spider-Man, who is known for his intelligence and bravery in the blockbuster, is really a little dumbfounded. But before he could figure out what it was that gave Shrek such a heavy blow.

"Bump!" With a bang, there was a kind of dizziness in his head, his vision in front was a little blurred, and a huge object was pressed on his body, and Spider-Man was pressed to the bottom of the sea by following gravity.

"Oh! I'm really sorry for the little spider, why don't you dodge when I fall! It's not just that there is something in this sea water, it can hit my chrysanthemum, it really hurt me to death just now, like I have hemorrhoids. Oh little spider, don't stare at me like that, I really haven't had hemorrhoids in a long time, I like green food. ”

"Shrek, you bastard! Can you take your mouth away! It stinks to me! "Little spider, are you insulting me? I brushed my teeth in the morning, and I still chewed on Yida! How can my mouth stink! You're insulting me, it's seawater! Without air circulation, how can you smell the taste in my mouth. Hum! Go to Gilitan Island by yourself! ”

"You're back! No way! Don't you want to think about what your asshole is attacking? I think you're going to have to get your asshole attacked later! But this time it's probably more than just the asshole. Oh my god, that's what! ”

Spider-Man's eyes widened, and he saw that he was rushing in his direction at a rapid pace, with at least more than a hundred bullets. The bullet was the size of a thumb. If this were to hit an ordinary person, at high speed and under the yellow NTN inside the bullet, I am afraid that half of the body would be shattered immediately.

Could this be the killer feature of Gilitan Island? The commanders of the carrier battle group must be notified, and Shrek's asshole can be broken. Then obviously these bullets are not so easy to deal with. But such a small bullet. Could it be that the other party has a sniper lurking under the seabed?

This is impossible, this is below the water, not in the sky or in the clearing. The resistance of sea water to the projectile is very great, it is impossible to achieve such great power, Shrek's skin is strong, even in space, it is just those small particles that run at high speed, which can break Shrek's skin, on Earth, Spider-Man does not know what kind of weapon can break Shrek's skin.

"Shrek! Be careful! I'm afraid it was these bullets that broke your asshole just now. Be careful. Spider-Man reminded Shrek very anxiously that Spider-Man is just a sensitive warrior, and he is very afraid of the bullet that can break Shrek's skin, for fear that Shrek will be beaten to pieces, so he will have nowhere to hide. Now Shrek is like his meat shield, and he doesn't want Shrek to die.

"Oh! Is that the hell this thing just beating me? "Shrek, stop yelling, dodge quickly!" Spider-Man saw the bullets coming, where did he dare to slack off, immediately Shrek finished roaring, and flashed to the side, he is not a monster like Shrek, with thick skin and rough flesh, just looking at the wound in Shrek's asshole just now, you know that these bullets hit him, I am afraid that if he is not dead, he will be seriously injured, and in the seawater, if he is seriously injured, I am afraid that any ordinary shark can take his own life.

Now he can't care about Shrek, he understands that he has to dodge these damn bullets, and he saw Spider-Man flashing to the side, but his eyes still glanced at Shrek by the way. At this time, Shrek also glanced at Spider-Man.

I saw Shrek yelling at Spider-Man: "Little spider, why don't you use your spider webs to stop these damn bullets for me!" Oops! I was shot. "As he spoke, he saw a miniature ballistic missile hit Shrek's body." Touch! "Booming sound.

Only then did Spider-Man see clearly, where is the power of a bullet! It's even more powerful than a depth charge, I saw a mini ballistic missile that hit Shrek, emitting huge energy, but Shrek has rough skin and thick flesh, after this one hit, it didn't cause much damage to Shrek, but his green skin has completely turned barbecue-colored, and there is no complete clothes on his body, oh! He must have no clothes, and at this time he is like a big frog in the sea.

Shrek was really scared this time, and he didn't wait for him to come back to his senses. A few more mini ballistic missiles hit Shrek's body, "Ah! Run! These weapons are very powerful, little spider, don't say I didn't remind you, if you hit the upper one, you will be absolutely doomed, I can't take care of you now! ”

Shrek kindly reminded Spider-Man. Spider-Man is still unclear, just now Shrek can be said to be risking his life, the power is definitely not something he can resist, it seems that a long time has passed, but the real time is very short, that is, the time when Shrek said that sentence just now. Spider-Man immediately started dodging these damn bullets, thinking that he would dodge sideways and be OK!

But who knows, after being avoided by himself, these bullets actually rushed out of his rear for a distance, flipped and then hit him again, if he didn't see if these bullets could hit large fish in the future, and turned around, I am afraid that these bullets would rush to his back.

Spider-Man's eyes were about to pop out, and he didn't even think about it. Looking at a giant whale coming from his side and shooting a silk thread, tightly clinging to the whale's body, Spider-Man knew that these bullets were still guided models, could it be that the weapon system of Giridan Island had reached such an advanced level? If this is really the case, I am afraid that this time, there will be huge losses in their United States alliance. This must be reported!

There are so many soldiers in the coalition army, if they lose their lives because of this, how many families in the United States will be torn apart! No, behind Gilitan Island is Huaxia. Now Huaxia's manufacturing capacity. In addition, although the scientific and technological capabilities are a step behind those of the United States, I am afraid that only the Chinese can manufacture this kind of secret weapon seen today.

What kind of threat will this be, has China's nanotechnology reached its peak? Such a small ballistic missile! And the accuracy is so high. Think about it. How big is Shrek's asshole. And in this kind of silence, he hit Shrek's asshole. I shudder to think about it.

And now it is not easy to get rid of these mini-ballistic missiles yourself. Fortunately, he had spider silk, and the whale that was pulled by himself just now, under his own struggle, threw it at the ballistic missile that was chasing him, and he heard a boom, and the impact of the water generated by this explosion suddenly rushed Spider-Man to the side, and the huge impact in the water made it difficult for Spider-Man to adjust his body.

Seeing that several ballistic missiles were coming, and the body that was difficult to adjust at this time became Spider-Man's moment, and there were no large fish around Spider-Man, small fish, even if they were thrown by themselves, these flexible ballistic missiles were more flexible than torpedoes. It seems that this small ballistic missile has become a miniature guided torpedo in the water.

If you go through the sky, will these torpedoes follow? Now is not the time to think about this, how to get rid of these damn missiles. No! It's a torpedo. Seeing the miniature torpedo getting closer and closer, Spider-Man was horrified, how could he not be afraid, this is terrible!

"Little spider, you're doing a trick, get out of the way! What the fuck is this, I'm going to be a boiled frog like this, come this way for me! I'm blocking the bullets! ”

Hearing Shrek's call, Spider-Man was overjoyed and hurriedly swam towards Shrek, at this time he was really desperate, because behind his buttocks, there were four mini guided torpedoes that turned around and chased him, which is why Khufu did not tell Xia all the performance of this mini ballistic missile, but Duan Tianji's brain in the submarine was a little short-circuited at this time, what is the situation, this is simply pressing the other party to fight!

The blockbuster heroes of Haibian Rice! This miniature ballistic missile has become a guided torpedo under water, which is simply unimaginable, who is so fucking genius that such a small missile can be made into an amphibious missile of the water and air type! If you put wheels on this miniature bullet, will it become a three-way projectile, and I don't know what the practicality will become.

In other words, let Duan Tianji help Khufu, it is better to say that Duan Tianji is watching a movie in a submarine! This is simply a great war in the past and present! Moreover, he was pressed and beaten by his own side, and it should not be said that it was Haibian.

It's not in the air! Linghu Jiahao looked at Mi Guo Superman with a stinky face, and said: "You are the guy who wears red pants backwards, I said you are too burning!" Wear red pants outside, you think you can ward off evil spirits! Do you understand Chinese culture! Wear pants inside, be subtle, you may not find a wife like this. ”

"Humph! After I beat it, I realized that you don't care if I can't find a wife, you have too many things to do! "Hey! Ay! Look at you, child, I'm at least your elder! Look at your oily young man, you are an uncle, you must first know politeness! Didn't the adults in your family teach you? I ran out of my pants, it's immoral! Uncle, I'll educate your parents! ”

"Yikes! I'm going to chop you alive! Superman was angered by Linghu Jiahao's three or two sentences, and he was ready to use his own tricks to kill the fly, "Hey boy, don't fucking use movie tricks, it's useless to your uncle!" Although Linghu Jiahao said this, he didn't dare to slack off, and instantly wrapped himself with his true qi. (To be continued......)