Chapter 995: Spoils of War

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"Of course not...... Yuan Siyu rolled his eyes, "Didn't I just say it??" This kind of thing can decompose the soul and body of living things, and the seven emotions and six desires are the same nature as the soul, and once the elf has seven emotions and six desires, it will be decomposed......"

"Did you decompose the elves, or did you decompose the seven emotions and six desires??" The middle-aged Gege asked.

"Of course it's seven emotions and six desires......" Yuan Siyu was suddenly helpless, this person was too stupid, "Didn't I just say it??" Automatically absorb all kinds of filth, do you know what filth is? It's just dirty......"

"Is that guy dirty too??" The middle-aged Gege pursed his lips, "You just said that it takes ten years to decompose a person......

"Isn't it dirty for a person to stay in this material for ten years? The ten years I am talking about is the time when he eats something and can't pull out, and then part of the toxin enters the flesh, and part of it is absorbed by this material......" Yuan Siyu said with a sneer.

"So that's what happened??" The middle-aged Gege was immediately relieved, "In this case, if I use it to take a bath, it will be better than Naaisi??" ”

"For bathing??" Yuan Siyu was stunned, "I really haven't tried this, I'm a land immortal, even if I don't take a bath, my body is not dirty......"

"Don't tell me, since you became a land immortal, you haven't taken a bath......" The middle-aged Gege suddenly responded.

"There is no metabolism, the dust is flying ten centimeters in front of me, and it is automatically bounced away, do you think you still need to take a shower??" Yuan Siyu rolled his eyes and said.

"You don't??" The middle-aged Gege was suddenly surprised, it turned out that the land fairy still had this kind of welfare, this is simply the gospel of the cleanliness patient, as long as he cultivates the land god, he will no longer have to be nervous to be dust-free in the future.

"Fix it once a year, right??" Yuan Siyu thought for a while. "Sometimes once every three years, you are also a land immortal now, and you will naturally know these in the future......

"Constipation...... middle-aged Gege was stunned for a moment, "You have eaten so many things, where have you gone??" Do you still have room for poop in your stomach? ”

"Fart......" Yuan Siyu rolled his eyes, "The digestion ability of the land immortals, which mortals can understand??" A steamed bun, turn around in the stomach, and there will be no scum left. Even if you eat meat, if you eat 100,000 catties, you will produce one or two slags, mainly vegetables, and if you eat 100 catties of vegetables, you will produce one or two slags......"

"What kind of meat is better to digest than vegetables??" The middle-aged Gege was puzzled for a moment, "Don't they all say that meat is not easy to digest??" ”

"Just kidding......" Yuan Siyu rolled his eyes, "Can land immortals be the same as mortals?" Can the digestion ability of mortals be compared to that of land immortals?? You used to eat meat. Could it be that you are also pulling out meat?? If you eat vegetables, you must pull out vegetables......"

"Don't talk about this, it's disgusting...... middle-aged Gege pursed his lips and said with some disgust.

"Mortals and terrestrial immortals. There is no comparison......" Yuan Siyu smiled coldly, "What do dogs eat for??" Isn't it because dogs have better digestion than humans? What humans can't digest, dogs can digest, and the land immortals have the ability to digest. Definitely not a dog can compare to ......"

"Hmm......" The middle-aged Gege bent over and spit out heavily.

"It's good to spit out......" Yuan Siyu smiled smugly, "Do you have anything else?" If not. It's time for me to go back......"

"Can you give me a house?? That kind of living house?? The middle-aged Gege hurriedly said.

"A living house??" Yuan Siyu was stunned for a moment, "You mean those biochemical buildings, right?" ”

"Yes, yes, it's the ...... of biochemical buildings," the middle-aged Gege nodded hurriedly and said.

"Of course there's no problem with this, how many ...... do we want for this thing" Yuan Siyu pursed his lips, "But??" This is a fee, if you want it, you have to pay for it......"

"Not interesting enough, right?? You even gave something as expensive as the planet, are you still missing a house?? The middle-aged Gege rolled his eyes and said.

"One yard to one yard, this planet?? It is a biochemical company, the biochemical company is my aunt's industry, this biochemical building, is something that my aunt can't look down on, let us use it to make extra money, how much money is sold, it is our own, public and private must be clear, I can't use my own purse as public money, my aunt won't reimburse me......" Yuan Siyu smiled proudly and said.

"You ......" the middle-aged Gege was suddenly depressed, "You're too stingy, aren't you??" Just now you said how much you want, how much can you lose if you give me one?? ”

"That's not what I said, it's a matter of principle...... Yuan Siyu pursed his lips, "For the sake of you being Secretary Qin's neighbor, I just gave you a planet with public funds, you and I are not neighbors, I won't take my own pocket for you......"

"You're so stingy, I despise you......" The middle-aged man glanced at Yuan Siyu and said with disdain.

"I have principles...... Yuan Siyu glanced at the middle-aged Gegege, "I have a clear distinction between public and private, I will not take advantage of the company, I have a noble personality and outstanding character, I am a model of society, but you are simply a breeding ground for social moths, and you are the scum of society......

"Phew......" the middle-aged Gege took a sip disdainfully, "How could I be cleaned??" Anyone can be cleansed, but I can't ......."

"Boring ......" Yuan Siyu pursed his lips, "Do you think that with your relationship with Secretary Qin alone, you can escape the catastrophe?" You're wrong, even if Canglong wants to let you go, Senior Secretary Qin won't agree, and you don't know who Senior Secretary Qin is, that person is very rigid, stubborn, righteous and killing relatives or something, it's not difficult at all......"

"So??" The middle-aged Gege took a deep breath, "Then you can make an offer, if I can afford it, I will buy it, if I can't afford it, I will give you a house on credit, do you think it will work??" ”

"On credit??" Yuan Siyu raised his eyebrows, "This can be ......"

"Then it's ......," the middle-aged Gege smirked. You can make an offer......"

"I have a lot of specifications here, there are Oriental garden style, and Western manor style, the price is 100,000 Qin coins, as well as bungalows, villas, and skyscrapers, the price is 30,000 Qin coins......" Yuan Siyu pursed his lips, "Which one do you want?" ”

"Thirty thousand for a bungalow and one hundred thousand for a manor. It's almost the same......" The middle-aged Gege pursed his lips, "Then the Oriental Garden and the Western Manor are the same, anyway, if there are more lice, don't bite, and if you have more debts, you don't have to worry about ......"

"Two hundred thousand...... Yuan Siyu took out two little wolf lambs and handed them to the middle-aged Gege, "I will remember you, you'd better pay it off within ten years, otherwise, I will have to charge interest after ten years......"

"No problem...... "The middle-aged Gege smiled triumphantly." Within 10 years, the guarantee was paid off in full......"

"I tell you, if you don't have a planet, I won't give it to you. You remember, after ten years, the interest is very terrifying, maybe it ......won't be enough for you to pay me this planet," Yuan Siyu smiled coldly. Said.

"Huh??" The middle-aged Gege frowned, "What do you mean by that?" It's not enough to give you the planet?? You wouldn't be trying to lend to loan sharks, would you? ”

"Then you don't care......" Yuan Siyu pursed his lips, "Then you will know the truth......

"If you're a loan shark. Then let me tell you, I will tell Secretary Qin about your behavior, is it a crime to give usury? ? When the time comes, with the support of Secretary Qin, I won't pay you back a penny......" The middle-aged Gege is still quite slippery.

"Ten years of interest-free loans, if this is considered usury, then let me tell you, Secretary Qin is always confused......" Yuan Siyu smiled coldly, "You, just work hard to make money, and honestly repay my payment......"

"Ah......" The middle-aged Gege was about to fight with Yuan Siyu, but the corner of her eye inadvertently swept across the sky, and the scene that caught her eyes frightened her at that time, pointing to the sky behind Yuan Siyu, "That...... What is that?? ”

"Huh??" Yuan Siyu raised his eyebrows, turned his head to look, and saw two space battleships flying in the sky, this space battleship was huge, the whole was spherical, and it looked like a planet, "Alien battleship??" ”

"Mom......" The middle-aged Gege screamed, and suddenly like a headless fly, he turned around and hid, "If you know that Lu Dao can meet aliens, I don't want this planet ...... anything."

"You're a little bit of a good guy, aren't you??" Yuan Siyu rolled his eyes, "How can you say that you are also a land immortal now, how can you run away when you encounter an alien battleship??" ”

"That's right......" The middle-aged Gege was stunned for a moment, stopped his figure, and straightened his waist, "I'm a land immortal now, what am I afraid of them for??" ”

"Now, contact the Central Intelligence Brain and ask them to stop advancing, otherwise, it will be regarded as an invasion and shot ......down," Yuan Siyu said lightly.

"How do I get in touch??" The middle-aged Gege glanced at Yuan Siyu and said a little blankly.

"Use your biological computer ......" On Yuan Siyu's brain, black lines appeared at that time.

"Oh......" The middle-aged Gege replied, and began to use his biological computer to contact the central brain of the planet.

As soon as the middle-aged Gege controlled the central brain and sent the information to the alien battleship, he saw that the two alien battleships were facing the side of the planet, and poked out the muzzle of a black hole, and then a white light flashed, and the other party fired, and the two cannons fired in unison, blasting towards the planet.

"The planet is attacked, activate the automatic counterattack mode......" There was an electronic sound from the planet, and I saw a green light wave enveloping the entire planet, resisting the attack of the alien battleship, and then, a huge data stream rushed into the two alien battleships, and the alien battleship attacked by the data stream suddenly stopped in outer space, and then changed direction, in the orbit of the planet, slowly rotating around the planet, just like two satellites.

"What's going on??" The middle-aged Gege was dumbfounded at the time, "Are they trying to make us dizzy??" ”

"What's going on??" Yuan Siyu rolled his eyes, "The central brain of your planet, but the high-end biological computer, has already captured those two space battleships, from now on, they are your satellites......

"So powerful??" The middle-aged Gege's eyes lit up at that time, "What about the aliens in there??" ”

"Starve to death, or suffocate to ......death," Yuan Siyu thought for a while and said.

"Too cruel, isn't it??" The eyes of the middle-aged Gege were shining, "It's not like letting them die in such pain." Why don't you get them down and let them work for me......"

"Get them down, and then you can't say whose planet this planet is......" Yuan Siyu pursed his lips and said.

"It's also ......" The middle-aged Gege frowned and glanced at the two space battleships in the sky, "Look at those two spaceships, how much are they worth?" ”

"These two ships are of the same specification, each of which is about 100 million Qin coins......" Yuan Siyu glanced at the two space battleships and said.

"It's only 100 million Qin coins??" The middle-aged Gege was suddenly disappointed. "The materials of the entire spaceship alone are more than 100 million Qin coins, right??"

"You're wrong...... Yuan Siyu pursed his lips, "The materials of the entire spaceship are exactly 100 million Qin coins......"

"Hey......" The middle-aged Gege was not happy, "What about you fooling me??" What about the technique?? Isn't it worth anything?? ”

"What's the value of the technique??" Yuan Siyu rolled his eyes, "I'm afraid you don't know the way yet, right?" Transformers were invented by me, and the mechanical technology I have mastered has long surpassed these alien ships, in my opinion. These alien ships are of no use other than materials and some value......"

"Then if I sell it to you, won't I lose a lot??" The middle-aged Gege pouted, "That's it." I'll sell you the spaceship's materials, and you collect the technology on the spaceship for me, and I'll find a buyer myself, okay?? ”

"This can be ......," Yuan Siyu raised his eyebrows. But?? I don't think you can maximize the profit by selling me the materials, after all, I don't have a shortage of this stuff. I can't give you the highest price, but some forces on Earth may spend a lot of money on these alien spaceships......"

"Then what price do I offer to maximize the benefits??" The middle-aged Gege asked.

"You can ask the Central Intelligence Brain to give you an estimate...... Yuan Siyu pursed his lips, "For things like valuation, the Central Intelligence Brain is generally competent......

"That's right......" The middle-aged Gege's eyes lit up, and then he contacted the Central Intelligence Brain and began to estimate the two spaceships.

Soon, the value came out, the material value of a spaceship was 100 billion Qin coins, the technology contained in it was worth 3 trillion Qin coins, and the value of the entire spaceship was 4.5 trillion Qin coins.

"Out of here??" Yuan Siyu watched the middle-aged Gege's breathing become more and more rapid, and suddenly knew what was going on, "Doesn't it feel incredible?" ”

"You're so ruthless...... middle-aged Gege glared at Yuan Siyu, "The price you gave me didn't even have a fraction of the estimate, you are simply a vampire......

"You ask the Central Brain, if you sell me these spaceships, how much will it be worth......" Yuan Siyu smiled coldly and said.

"Just ask, vampire ......" The middle-aged Gege glared at Yuan Siyu and began to inquire with the Central Wisdom Brain.

"Dididi...... "Didi Didi" As soon as the middle-aged Gege submitted the question, the whole planet trembled, and the electronic sound kept ringing, and after a long time, the planet calmed down, and then a trembling voice sounded throughout the planet, "As a faithful intellectual brain, please be sure to refer to my opinion, my stupid master, selling the alien spaceship to Director Yuan Da is a very bad idea, this is to sell a mid-to-high-end space battleship as scrap, how far does this have to lose, to have such crazy thoughts......"

"......" The middle-aged Gege was dumbfounded at that time, and glanced at Yuan Siyu, "What does it call me??" Stupid master?? ”

"It's quite stupid...... Yuan Siyu pursed his lips, "Isn't it stupid to sell the space battleship as scrap?" ”

"When did I say I sold it to you?? I just asked it to have an estimate, and it turned out to be ...... How could this be...... It actually said that, I ...... "The middle-aged people are a little crazy."

"My stupid master, the idea of selling the spaceship to Director Yuan is a very stupid act in itself, with the amount of science and technology that Director Yuan has mastered, the price she gives will make you vomit blood, conservative estimates, the friendship price should be in the ...... of 30 million Qin coins" The voice of the Central Brain sounded.

"In business, where is the friendship price??" The middle-aged Gege gritted his teeth and said.

"If it is a businessman, the price of a spaceship should be twenty-eight million Qin coins, or even ......less," the voice of the Central Brain trembled.

"......" The middle-aged Gege suddenly stopped talking, daring to love this friendship price, that's the case, now it seems that the price given by Yuan Siyu is really kind, but she is still a little difficult to accept, selling scrap iron, it's not more than this price, right? ?

"There are countless resource stars controlled by Director Yuan, and materials that are very precious in the eyes of human beings on the earth are cheaper than scrap iron in the eyes of Director Yuan......," the Central Brain seemed to know the middle-aged Gege's thoughts, so he explained to her.

"Huh......" The middle-aged Gege breathed a long sigh of relief, "That's it......"

"No......" Central Intelligence immediately screamed, "Please don't sell your loot as scrap......"

"Am I really that stupid in your eyes??" The middle-aged Gege's little face was dark at that time, and he gritted his teeth and said.

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