Chapter 3, Wang Fugui and the alien dog
The lottery did not win, but Wang Fugui climbed into bed.
So there was the opening scene.
Looking at the pug dog who was depressed and smoking on the other side, Xie Budong fell into deep thought.
He silently picked up his mobile phone and searched for "how to eat dog meat".
Okay, just kidding, he's sending a WeChat message to the Clever Spirit: The Clever Senior, my dog is crazy, it says it's from an alien, does this have anything to do with Sancai's mobile phone?
(red exclamation mark) The Ghost has turned on Friend Verification, and you are not yet his or her friend. Please send a friend verification request first, and the other party can only chat after the other party passes Yan Zeng. (Send Friend Verification)"
(spit fragrant) (Drop the phone.) )
"Send a Friend for Verification"
"The current system level is level 0, which does not meet the minimum conditions for adding ghosts, and the verification failed. Please upgrade your system and try again. ”
(continue to spit fragrant) (continue to smash the phone)
Xie Budong compromised, he stared at his stupid dog and asked, "Fugui, since you said that you are from an alien, then what is your purpose, and why was you picked up by me?"
"I didn't have a purpose, I just went out to play and got lost, and I hit a meteorite and the spaceship crashed on Earth. Since we were all souls, we threw ourselves into a dying dog and fell asleep. I just regained my energy and woke up today. ”
The stupid dog was still trembling, not relieved from the fear just now, and it added: "I really have no purpose, I am simply lost, and I will never invade the earth." ”
Looking at the stupid dog who had no prospects, Xie Budong thought disdainfully: Invade the earth?
"Hey, isn't it?, stupid dog, what you just told me at the beginning was 'fled to the galaxy after the failure of the cosmic war and hid on Earth', why did you become lost and hit by a meteorite now?" Xie Budong looked at Wang Fugui with his hands: "Don't tell the truth, I think you are itchy again." ”
"Daddy, Daddy. I kid you not. I started by bragging, doesn't that sound a little stronger? Wang Fugui was about to cry in fright, and explained tightly.
"You really don't have a purpose?"
"Not really. ”
"No invasion of the Earth?"
"No aggression. ”
"Do you have any treasures hidden somewhere, such as alien spaceships, weapons, suits, etc.?"
"No, they all burned up when they entered the atmosphere, and there were some weapons and equipment, but they all fell into the sea. ”
I guess I can't find it, I've been raising this for three years.
Xie Budong thought for a moment and asked, "Then what special functions do you have?" or special abilities?"
Speaking of this topic, Wang Fugui became excited, and he jumped out of bed and began to chase his tail happily.
。。。。。。 Xie Budong was dumbfounded.
"Are there anything else that makes you stand out?"
"Dad, do I dare to eat?"
"Roll !!"
......
After a period of torture, Xie Budong confirmed that this stupid dog was as lacking in heart as ever, and he didn't know if it was his nature or pretending to be stupid.
Anyway, I can't really stew tofu with it, hey, hey.
Tomorrow the National Day holiday will be over, and I will go to class. Xie Budong is currently in college, because the school is in the city, so he has been a day student, there is no dormitory, one is to save some accommodation fees, and the other is to go home to take care of Wang Fugui.
Since my parents passed away in a car accident three years ago... Phew, what do you think.
In these years, both parents and the whole family are embarrassed to mix in the protagonist's circle.
Well, Xie Budong's parents are there, but they do business outside all year round and rarely go home. It's not a National Day, he just had two days off vacation, and his parents disappeared again.
He called Wang Fugui: "I'll go to class tomorrow, can you find food by yourself?"
"Yes, I know where the dog food is hidden, I can fix it myself. ”
"Don't pull the house full, otherwise you will be blocked with chrysanthemums"
"Don't worry, no, leave the door for me and don't lock it. ”
Xie Budong went back to the house to sleep satisfied.
There was nothing to say all night, and the morning was erected.
Xie Budong went to morning class with a small schoolbag on his back.
He's a good boy with excellent character and learning, and he has to work hard for the scholarship.
I thought that if I got Raushzi's mobile phone, I would go to the pinnacle of my life, but I had no merit points for my sorrow, which meant that it was useless.
I finally met an alien dog, or a waste wood that can't do anything but eat.
The ups and downs of life are really ~ exciting.
"Lao Xie, I'm going to morning class again. ”
Dai Yuhuan chased after him from behind, seeing that the thick dark circles under his eyes must have just come back from the Internet café all night, and he was going back to the dormitory to catch up on sleep. People can't compare with money.
Dai Yuhuan, Yang Jianhua and Xie Budong are all locals, they were classmates in junior high and high school, and several of them agreed to stay in Yancheng together, and they were all admitted to the same university.
They won't admit that this is the only school in Yancheng City that recruits special students.
"Last morning class, you woke up and came to me, called Lao Yang, and I showed you something new. Xie Budong said mysteriously.
Don't get me wrong, it's not a Sancai mobile phone, after all, Xie Budong hasn't studied that thing yet, so he doesn't dare to show it rashly. Not to mention the system's clause on confidentiality.
What he wants to show his two dead friends is Wang Fugui, the talkative Wang Fugui.
If the operation is done well, it may be able to bring unlimited business opportunities, and the second best thing to do is to sell it to the government as an alien creature, and at the last time, you can also stew a pot of dog soup and tofu brothers.
Xie Budong thought evilly: If Fugui doesn't tell the truth again, he will stew. There's got to be a treasure hiding somewhere.
......
In the evening, Xie Budong finished his studies and stretched out of the classroom.
At the same time, Dai Yuhuan's alarm clock in the dormitory also rang.
The two met downstairs in the dormitory and went to the stadium to find Yang Jianhua together.
Yang Jianhua was recruited as a sports specialty, he is a martial arts family, with a terrifying kung fu, but he has the skill of slaying dragons, but he has a cowardly and timid personality, so he has been bullied since he was a child.
Yancheng University does not have a martial arts major, he entered the school as a track and field specialty, and he has always been firmly in the first place in the subject of track and field, always pressing the second place a few steps away.
Xie Budong once secretly asked him how fast he could run if he went all out.
Yang Jianhua said with a simple smile: "I can easily kill the world champion in seconds." ”
There are also rules in the martial arts world, and you must not easily show your shocking skills, nor do you reveal the existence of the martial arts world.
Yang Jianhua is honest and trusts these two friends very much, so he secretly revealed part of the information to them very early.
The so-called Chinese martial arts world is not those who practice martial arts and fitness in reality, those are just superficial kung fu.
For 5,000 years in China, each sect has its own inheritance and foundation, and the orthodox warrior monks have avoided the world and practiced in the forest, leaving the world with only a "Shaolin Group Co., Ltd." that supports the economy of the whole faction.
And Yang Jianhua's family is a branch of the Tai Chi sect, it is said that his father in order to love his mother when he was young, categorically rejected the political marriage in the family, and ran away from home after breaking with the family.
In the traditional sense, Huashan, Wudang, Kongtong, Emei and other sects, most of which have sects handed down, are all outside the world, or hidden in the market. On the surface, they are all wealthy businessmen and village chiefs, who have absolute right to speak in the local area.
As for the rules of the martial arts world that are not open to the world, we have to talk about the turbulent years of our China for decades.