Chapter 218: Talking and laughing, the captives are gone
At this time, Yuan Chengzhi also arrived, and when he saw the group of women who were chatting enthusiastically and loud enough to lift the roof, they had a headache, and then they hid aside and waited to watch Xie Tianning and Mi Zixuan's jokes.
Xie Tianning couldn't figure out why Mi Zixuan had to wade into this troubled water, and when he was about to persuade him to leave, more than a dozen tall and beautiful nurses came over with stacks of white A4 printer paper, and the team was led by a nurse with a bun face, named Bao Xue.
As soon as he arrived, he said to Mi Zixuan: "Mrs. Mi has brought it, and everything has been brought, what should I do next?" ”
Xie Tianning was stunned, and Yuan Chengzhi was also stunned, what is Mi Zixuan going to do?
Mi Zixuan looked at the group of chattering women's army and immediately had a headache and said: "In the past, the two people sent the information to them, and then ......" Speaking of this, Mi Zixuan pointed to the door of the outpatient clinic and said: "This is posted on the door!" After speaking, Mi Zixuan took out a few pieces of printer paper from his bag, and there were lines of text on them, all of which were made by Mi Zixuan last night.
Without waiting for Bao Xue to take these pieces of paper, Xie Tianning snatched them, Bao Xue didn't say anything, and asked the nurses to send information to the women's army.
Xie Tianning was stunned when he saw the words written on the paper, and then he smiled bitterly, there were two cartoon patterns of villains on the paper, which were vividly drawn, one was a scoundrel with a face, and the other was a well-dressed doctor with a righteous face.
There is a very eye-catching line of big red letters at the bottom - we are doctors, not hooligans.
The word doctor has a thick blue tip pointing at the cartoon image of the doctor on it.
There are still two cartoon patterns below, one is a shrew lying on the ground and rolling around, and the other is a beautiful woman with fashionable clothes and outstanding temperament.
And then it's still a big line, are you a shrew or a beauty?
Xie Tianning looked at the things in his hand, and said in his heart: "This Mi Zixuan is too methodical, not to mention anything else, just rush this picture, you can make those difficult women's soldiers restrain a lot, they are surrounded by their colleagues, and they are either civil servants or teachers, it can be said that they are all intellectual women, no one wants to show their shrewd side in front of their colleagues, they can't afford to lose this face." ”
Thinking of this, Xie Tianning looked at Mi Zixuan, this kid is really a guy who understands people's hearts.
At the end of this piece of paper, there is a row of bold big characters - although we are men, but because we wear white coats, we are not men and women, if you want you can treat us as your good sisters, OK?
Seeing this, Xie Tianning couldn't cry or laugh, but if he thought about it carefully, if he said this sentence very funny, he could get closer to the relationship with that group of women's army.
Xie Tianning knows very well that in the eyes of patients, doctors are always uninhibited, but it is precisely because they are too serious that patients instinctively feel afraid of doctors, but with this funny sentence, patients can immediately see the other side of the doctor, funny and witty side, to the greatest extent to alleviate their instinctive fear of doctors, and nervousness, which can well shorten the distance between doctors and patients, and even meet patients with cheerful personalities, they may really regard doctors as their friends because of this sentence.
Xie Tianning looked at Mi Zixuan and said with a smile: "You kid really has a way, but just relying on this thing, I think our work is still not good." ”
Mi Zixuan smiled and said, "Don't worry, look at the one below." ”
As soon as Xie Tianning heard this, he immediately took the paper below and looked at it.
At the top is a very cute, very cute cartoon doctor with a grievance and tears in the corners of his eyes.
Next to it is a sentence - aunts, sisters, sisters, please don't ask us if there are any female doctors in the breast physical examination, to tell you the truth, the doctors in our department are all obscene uncles, as far as the two of us still have a personal appearance, don't believe you, we are still quite beautiful, right?
Corey was afraid of sending other people to scare you, so he sent the two of us, to be honest, neither of us wanted to do this work, it was really a breast examination for women, once our wife and girlfriend knew, we actually gave so many aunts, sisters, and sisters breast examinations, we must be unlucky, why are we unlucky? Because our wives and girlfriends are also women, you know, it is estimated that if the East Window incident happens, we will kneel on the washboard, and beg aunts, sisters, and sisters to have mercy on us.
Below are two men in white coats kneeling on durian with tears on their faces and shouting, "Wife, I was wrong." ".
The last sentence is a sentence - because there is a tigress at home, we will definitely not dare to do anything other than the examination, it must be the rules and regulations, due diligence to check the mammary glands for you, and please rest assured that you will not be with me during the examination, and there will be our lovely nurse sister present, if you are still worried, you can call your husband and boyfriend, stand beside us with a kitchen knife, if we have misdeeds, please kill us with a knife.
Xie Tianning immediately stared at Mi Zixuan with round eyes after seeing it, this kid is playing this hand high, selling cute and pitiful to win the sympathy of these women's army, and then through these paintings and words, he made it clear that at least one nurse will be present for the inspection, if these women's soldiers are not at ease, they can call their husbands and boyfriends to watch, which can minimize the vigilance of this group of women's soldiers, and make them believe that doctors will not take advantage of them and eat their tofu in the name of examination.
Why didn't you think of this trick? Selling cuteness, pretending to be pitiful, and playing cheap do damage the image of doctors, but this is also the best way to minimize the vigilance of patients and shorten the distance between doctors and patients.
Thinking of this, Xie Tianning couldn't help but feel that he was old, this world belonged to young people like Mi Zixuan.
Xie Tianning smiled bitterly and said, "What did you ask the nurses to send?" ”
Mi Zixuan shrugged his shoulders and said: "Regarding the medical knowledge of breast cancer, I said in detail that the incidence of breast cancer in my country is getting higher and higher, the age of onset is getting lower and lower, and there are also related techniques for breast examination, patterns and words, they can check themselves when they take a bath after reading it, and there is also prevention and treatment knowledge, how ...... style" Speaking of this, Mi Zixuan stretched out his hand and pointed to the two pieces of printing paper in Xie Tianning's hand and said: "The style is the same as this." ”
Xie Tianning gave a thumbs up and said, "You kid is amazing." ”
Medical knowledge is very boring, this is Xie Tianning is deeply aware of this, when he goes to school, he is most afraid of memorizing books, and now many times when he looks at some information, he is also forced to read himself, he is like this as a doctor, ordinary people can imagine what kind of mentality they will have when they look at these medical knowledge.
But now Mi Zixuan uses comics and funny ways to introduce these medical knowledge, which is more convenient for everyone to remember, and it can arouse everyone's interest more.
With these promotional materials, the group of women who came to the physical examination will also have a general understanding of the breast physical examination, and know why the doctor touches their private position for examination, which is not to take advantage of them, but to confirm whether there are lumps, nodules and other pathological tissues under the breast.
In this way, even if some of their boyfriends and husbands are not stingy and don't understand things, when they see this thing, they will not do anything to run in and fight the doctor.
And with these materials, the problems of the women's army will be much less, which greatly speeds up the time of inspection and increases the efficiency of inspection.
In addition to the two paintings pasted on the door, Xie Tianning believed that after this group of women's soldiers came in, they were not vigilant and vigilant, but with a smile on their faces, and the examination was carried out in a relaxed and happy atmosphere, the person who checked was in a good mood, and the doctor in charge of the examination was also in a good mood, and he would not become upset and irritable because of repeating the same examination over and over again, which was a good thing for the examinee and the examiner.
Xie Tianning sighed and said, "I'm serving you." ”
Mi Zixuan smiled: "Okay, let's start working too, more than a thousand women's army, my God, I have to be tired to death." After speaking, Mi Zixuan went to the consultation room next to him.
Bao Xue quickly pasted the poster painted by Mi Zixuan on the door, and after the women's army read the promotional materials, they saw the funny poster on the door, and sure enough, as Xie Tianning expected, there was less resistance, less vigilance, less vigilance, more understanding, and more cooperation.
Such a difficult work, which seemed to Xie Tianning, was solved by Mi Zixuan by making two posters and adding some information.
When Lu Pengyu got the news, it was as Su Zhiqiang expected, and he was like thunder on the spot, his office almost didn't let him smash it, he thought that even if he couldn't force Xie Tianning away by relying on this matter, he would be able to make him disgraced, who would want Mi Zixuan to give him a hand to turn his hands into the clouds and cover his hands for the rain, and in an instant, he filled up the big fire kang he had dug, and now he is happily checking the women's army.
This made Lu Pengyu feel like he threw a punch with all his strength, and it hit the soft cotton, so aggrieved that he almost didn't spit out a mouthful of old blood.
Yuan Chengzhi stood beside him and didn't dare to breathe, wondering how Mi Zixuan could even think of such an unbelievable idea, is his brain a human brain?
Lu Pengyu took a deep breath, slammed his fist on the desk and roared: "Mi Zixuan, you wait for me, we are not done with this matter." ”
Mi Zixuan and Lu Pengyu's Liang Zi are married, and they are inexplicably married, but this is no way, who made Lu Pengyu a narrow-minded person, but as long as he is open-minded, Mi Zixuan will not make him cry and call his mother in the future.