Chapter 641: The Matter of a Life
"Brother, it's really not that I don't give you face, wait a month later, in April." Li Jingming just agreed to Tiffany to do a special stage, so the time is a little difficult to arrange.
"You're not going to tell me that April 1st is April Fool's Day or something." Yoo Jae-seok asked suspiciously, after staying with Park Myung-so for a long time, he was also a little suspicious. It's not that Liu Zaishi believes but Li Jingming, it's really that Li Jingming attaches too much importance to the plan of the TV series, he is afraid that Li Jingming will not have time to take care of anything else at the beginning of the filming of the TV series, and when Li Jingming's TV series is not finished, their "Family Birth" will end first, who will he cry to.
Li Jingming smiled helplessly, could it be that this kind of thing still has to be established, "Brother, does it not count if I can still speak in my identity?" You can rest assured. ”
"Then I'll wait for your news, as long as you are free, I will arrange for you to go on immediately." Liu Zaishi nodded, it seems that there are no more people in the entertainment industry who can compete with Li Jingming, although SBS is backed by Samsung, but they still have to make money after all, and they will not directly push out the business that makes more money. Liu Zaishi has already thought of a candidate, there are not many artists who have a really good relationship with Li Jingming, among them, the most suitable to appear in variety shows except for Shinee's Minhao is Lin Yuna of Girls' Generation, and in addition to good friends like the Dragon Brothers, the program team must be a combination of men and women, so Lin Yuner has become the only choice, and he believes that Li Jingming will be satisfied.
"Jingming, your pants ......" Liu Zaishi was about to leave when he got the reply, but he accidentally caught a glimpse of Li Jingming's pants and stopped and asked curiously, he had been chatting just now and he didn't realize that there was something white on the pants.
"Don't ask!" Li Jingming waved his hand awkwardly, this kind of thing belongs to the family ugliness that cannot be publicized.
It's not muddy white but shiny white, granular like sand, but it's much finer than sand when you look closely, Liu Zaishi didn't guess what those things were after a long time of confusion.
Li Jingming usually doesn't wear jeans much. But today he wore a pair of jeans to match the short jacket, and he didn't care about the rush when he went out, and after sitting for a while, he noticed something unusual, these things were obviously salt, because he was so salted that he was almost dead of pain between his legs. Li Jingming's clothes are only Jin Yunshu and Jessica have a chance to move, and Jin Yunshu rarely comes to play with him after Li Jingming and Jessica**, so it is very likely that Jessica did it.
Li Jingming felt that he had done enough last night, who knew that Jessica would actually come to trick him with such a vicious trick, and he knew that he was already popular without picking up his pants. It's good to say that after sending Liu Zaishi away, Li Jingming immediately took out the phone, of course, to Jessica. "Ah, did you encounter a ghost at home?"
"It's inexplicable how OPPA said this to me all of a sudden." Jessica was still resting in the background, and when she received the call, she automatically went to the corner to answer it.
"Didn't you meet a ghost, why did you rub salt on my pants?" Western legends say that demons are afraid of salt, so you can often see those hellish detectives and ghost hunters sprinkling salt on the ground in American horror movies, although Li Jingming thinks that this kind of legend is purely a trick by the Holy See who controlled the salt road at that time to raise the price of salt, but Jessica, who was born in the United States, may also be affected.
"I don't, ah, OPPA is talking about the jeans. I just washed it and didn't do anything else. Jessica suddenly remembered that she had indeed made a pair of jeans from Li Jingming, "I saw on the Internet that people said that washing jeans with salt water would not fade, so I tried OPPA's pants." Sure enough, it won't fade. ”
"Ah, how much salt did you put in it, and it all produced salt particles." Li Jingming is about to cry now, and his pants have not faded. But his inner thighs were about to molt. Li Jingming thought that "My Wife is Wonderful" was over, because now Jessica's cooking tastes acceptable, and the housework of cleaning can be done well. But who knew that this was a surprise that was updated from time to time, and just when he was about to forget about jì a qiē, he came to remind him that as long as some things are chosen, they are a matter of a lifetime.
"It's not much, a bag of five hundred grams of salt, my hand shakes, and I go in all at once, and I can't help it." Jessica said innocently, only to blame the bag for the poor design, when she was washing clothes and her hands were full of water, and she slipped a little salt and it was all in.
"You're not going to fish it out, stupid." Li Jingming is going crazy, Jessica's IQ is not bad, she just likes to rely on her sense and is too lazy to think about things.
"Ah, how can the salt be fished out, you can fish it out for me when I go back at night." Jessica was also mad when she was always trained by Li Jingming, she was supposed to be a young grandmother with Li Jingming and lived a life without water, but she was kind enough to help him wash his clothes, this person is still too good-looking.
Li Jingming's voice revealed deep helplessness, "I said, I fished out my pants, who asked you to take out the salt...... Also, my pants are in the closet, they are clean at all, what are you washing them for? ”
"Do it really yàn, if I want to wash my jeans, I'll take yours first, there are so many untrue remarks on the Internet, if it's a lie to me, then my pants aren't all ruined?" Jessica replied as a matter of course. Jessica likes to wear jeans very much, at first of course, because Li Jingming likes to wear them, and now she is used to it, but the version of jeans is easy to change, and the knee side will protrude after wearing it for a long time, and the butt side is also easy to deform.
“IC! I'm really ......" Li Jingming, who was hiding in the bathroom and changing his pants and wiping his legs, came up with such an indecent word dissatisfied, Jessica is cute enough, but when living together, you always have to be mentally prepared to face various situations, and he is also tired.
"Ah, Li Kan, you actually scolded me, just because of this kind of trivial matter, you dislike me." Li Jingming's casual remark was like an avalanche, and Jessica immediately broke out with grievances, "I'm going to cry, I'll never wash your clothes again, I won't wash you if you beg me, I haven't even swept the ground in my mother's house......"
"Okay, I know, I'll make it up to you when I go back." Li Jingming wants to cry without tears now, this is the case between men and women, no matter how wrong a woman is, as long as a man shows a little bit of undeserved appearance, it will immediately become a man's fault. Obviously, Jessica made an oolong and caused him to be miserable and embarrassed in front of Liu Zaishi, but just because he broke a foul word, he had to apologize to Jessica when he went back at night, and it was definitely useless to apologize and he had to buy something, what is this called, "I'm still busy, hang up first." ”
"Ah, you dare to hang up on me first......" Jessica was still angry, but she laughed again when she thought of Li Jingming's possible wolf bèi appearance now, she didn't ask for anything else, as long as Li Jingming could always tolerate her like this and love her, it was more important than anything else, she went to see Tiffany today, and she talked to Tiffany for a long time.
"It's good to be in love, Sika is smiling so nymphomaniac, it must be another call from Jingming OPPA." Cui Xiuying teased on the side, although Jessica walked to the corner and they couldn't hear the specific content, but they all saw the expression in their eyes, "If only I could find such a wishful husband, I really want to get married." ”
"I can ask Sika to introduce you, anyway, she knows a lot of handsome guys......" Kim Hyo-yeon froze when he said this, and it seemed that goosebumps were rising all over his body, because Jessica had already walked over and looked at her with eyes that could scare people to death.
"What you just said, say it again." Although her tone is gentle and her expression is also calm, Jessica has lived with Li Jingming for a long time, and she has gradually gained the power of the future hostess of the Li family, plus she already has the skill of "Freezing Ray", and now the effect is superimposed like a blizzard, even their agents can't resist, no one dares to look at her when she is crazy, and Jin Xiaoyuan is even less courageous.
Kim Hyo-yeon has always spoken faster than her brain, and she often said things that shouldn't be said in the show, but now that she said it, she knew that she had offended Jessica. Li Jingming did not pursue the group photo incident when he first debuted, but Tiffany's words kept poking Jessica's heart like a thorn, which made Jessica very guilty and uneasy. Of course Jessica was angry, if it weren't for so many years of relationship and her understanding of Kim Hyo-yeon's character along the way, maybe she would have turned her face by now.
"I'm sorry, I actually wanted to talk about Pani just now, I really want her to introduce me to a boyfriend......" Kim Hyo-yeon cringed and apologized to Jessica, Jessica's feelings for Li Jingming are clear to them, so no one dares to joke about this, she only came up with such a sentence when her brain was short-circuited today, there is really no special meaning.
"Don't use this kind of words to describe Pani, she is also a girl, and she will also experience feelings in the future, what image does you have to make her become when this sentence is passed out?" Jessica's character is like this, Tiffany can be regarded as her competitor and has that kind of relationship with Li Jingming, if a woman comes to wish, Kim Hyo-yeon will go out all day to promote this, but she just loves to think about others. (To be continued......)