Chapter 227: Making Something Out of Nothing
Hitting and injuring people and hit-and-run, these two crimes are enough for Long Jun to endure.
However, now, the female traffic police actually said that in addition to injuring people and hit-and-run, Long Jun also committed a bigger crime.
This, while making Long Jun confused, his mind was like a galloping horse, and countless thoughts of "relying on your sister" flashed in an instant.
It is just a hit-and-run that was falsely accused by Niu Hao, and there is actually a bigger crime, which is really a crime that cannot be excused.
Don't care what kind of crime this additional crime is, Long Jun already knows that this crime is not trivial just by listening to the tone of the female traffic policeman.
The female traffic policeman snorted coldly and said, "Is it a mistake, when I find out, won't I know?" ”
"Beauty, what exactly do you want to look for?" Long Jun smiled and said, "Do you want to search your body?" ”
"Search for your sister!" The female traffic policeman's pretty face was slightly red, and after glancing at Long Jun, she said: "Someone reported that you had a gun in possession, get out of the car, get out of the car, get out of the car and get out of the car for inspection." ”
"Beauty, you seem to be just a traffic policeman, right? Could it be a little too much? Long Jun squinted his eyes and smiled meaningfully at the graceful body of the female traffic policeman.
The female traffic policeman snorted coldly: "Although I have no right to take care of it, I will never let go of anything that is illegal." ”
"Yu Wenfei?" Long Jun gave a thumbs up and praised: "Good name!" ”
"No more nonsense, get out of the car!" The female traffic policeman Yu Wenfei urged.
Long Jun said calmly: "If I get out of the car and let you search, you won't be able to find anything?" ”
Yu Wenfei didn't answer and asked: "What if I find it?" ”
"Beauty, you are really big-breasted, if I have a gun in my possession, then will I stop and let you come to search?" Long Jun smiled: "It's strange if I don't take out a gun to deal with you." ”
When Yu Wenfei heard Long Jun say that she was big-chested and brainless, she was so angry that she trembled and was furious.
"What did you say?" Yu Wenfei pulled out a police gun, pointed it at Long Jun's head, and warned, "You try it again?" ”
"Don't say good things a second time." Long Jun smiled: "In the dead of night, a big beautiful woman ran to the highway to check the car, it's too dangerous." If I am a great evildoer, won't you be corrected by me on the spot? Anyone with a brain will come in droves to check the car, where would it be like you, it's too stupid. ”
Yu Wenfei put the police gun on Long Jun's head and snorted coldly: "Miss Ben is a master of the fifth stage of the black belt in taekwondo, will she be afraid of you, a stinky scoundrel?" Make no mistake, right? ”
"Oh, I can't see it, beauty, it turns out that you are a master of the fifth dan black belt in taekwondo, fortunately, ha!" As he said this, Long Jun stared at Yu Wenfei's high bulging chest.
The master of the fifth dan black belt in taekwondo, in front of Long Jun, is simply an ant, he can bounce such a master away with just a flick of his fingers.
However, in the eyes of ordinary people, the master of the fifth dan black belt in taekwondo should definitely not be underestimated.
Yu Wenfei was uncomfortable stared at by Long Jun's evil eyes, and couldn't help frowning, and warned: "Remove your dog's eyes, otherwise, one shot will blow your eyes and make you blind from now on." ”
"Wow, I'm so scared!" Long Jun patted his heart, put on a very scared look, and said: "Beauty, I really don't understand, how did you get dressed, there are two buttons missing from the neckline of the police uniform, you dare to wear it?" ”
Yu Wenfei didn't notice the abnormality of the clothes at all, if it weren't for Long Jun's reminder, she still wouldn't know that there were two buttons missing on the neckline!
No wonder Long Jun's eyes were always restlessly staring at her chest, it turned out that this was the case.
Because the neckline of Yu Wenfei's clothes is missing two buttons, her delicate and convex curves are displayed in front of Long Jun's eyes without any residue.
Long Jun secretly exclaimed in his heart, the spring light here is infinitely good, and there is no unobstructed view of this peak.
Of course, Long Jun stared at Yu Wenfei's chest tightly, there was another reason, that is, through the consultation, he had already noticed at once that there was a poisonous sore on Yu Wenfei's acupoint.
Yu Wenfei looked down, and sure enough, she found that her neckline was missing two buttons.
Subconsciously, Yu Wenfei's left hand tightly protected his chest to avoid continuing to walk naked.
Long Jun smiled: "Why are you still hiding it?" I've seen it a long time ago, ha! ”
Yu Wenfei's face was flushed with shame, and he glared at Long Jun angrily, if his eyes could kill people, then Long Jun didn't know how many times he died?
"Shut up!" Yu Wenfei shook the police gun in his hand and said, "Close your dog's eyes immediately, don't look at it." ”
"Beauty, do you close your mouth or your eyes?" Long Jun smiled playfully.
"Shut it up for me." Yu Wenfei was about to be mad by Long Jun, she had seen a lot of scoundrels, but she had never seen a scoundrel like Long Jun.
Long Jun pointed to Yu Wenfei's high bulging chest and said with a smile: "Beauty, you have a poisonous sore on your middle acupoint, which is caused by the exuberant heart fire and hot poison stagnation, which should definitely not be underestimated. ”
Yu Wenfei was stunned, but she didn't expect that Long Jun could already see at a glance that there was a poisonous sore on her acupoint by taking advantage of the hazy moonlight.
"You want to care?" Yu Wenfei said unappreciatively: "Don't talk nonsense, get out of the car quickly." ”
"Beauty, you always point a police gun at me, just ask, how can I get out of the car?" Long Jun's gaze remained on Yu Wenfei's chest, and his brain quickly flashed several ways to treat poisonous sores quickly.
Of course, Long Jun's eyes fell into Yu Wenfei's eyes, and naturally changed their taste.
Yu Wenfei snorted coldly, and after putting away the police gun, he waved his hand to signal Long Jun to get out of the car quickly.
Damn killing a thousand knives, how could I, Yu Wenfei, meet such a shameless person?
When he thought of this, Yu Wenfei's face became very ugly.
Yu Wenfei didn't think that Long Jun looked at her boobs to help her heal, but mistakenly thought that Long Jun was a very evil person.
Long Jun smiled, unbuckled his seatbelt, opened the car door, and slowly stepped out of the car.
"Dead pervert, stay well for Miss Ben, don't move." Yu Wenfei glared at Long Jun fiercely, and then, at a fast speed, searched Long Jun's car.
Long Jun shrugged his shoulders indifferently, took out a cigarette, lit it, and smoked it slowly.
Yu Wenfei searched the car repeatedly, but no guns were found at all, let alone ammunition.
"It's strange, how could it not be?" Yu Wenfei locked her eyebrows and pondered, puzzled.
"Beauty, what do you mean?" Long Jun pretended to be unhappy and said: "If there is, there is, if there is nothing, you can't make something out of nothing!" ”
Yu Wenfei said indignantly: "Damn, which turtle king bastard called the police, and actually dared to deceive Miss Ben?" ”
"Of course it's Brother Hao on Bar Street, who else can there be?" Long Jun spit out a long smoke ring at Yu Wenfei's delicate face, and smiled: "This is called making something out of nothing, understand?" ”
Yu Wenfei was choked by the smell of smoke and coughed desperately, and while coughing, she said angrily: "Bastard, get away, don't smoke in front of Miss Ben." ”
"Beauty, take a puff of cigarette in the middle of the night, and be happy with the gods!" Long Jun swallowed the clouds and spit out the fog, and said with a smile: "Or, you can also try it!" ”
"Try your sister!" Yu Wenfei was about to go crazy, "Damn killing a thousand knives, how could Miss Ben meet someone as shameless as you?" ”
"Beauty, you have poisonous sores in the middle of your body, and you really have to treat them well." After Long Jun extinguished the cigarette butt, he threw it aside and said, "Don't ignore this poisonous sore, once it grows, it is very likely to destroy your chest." ”
(End of chapter)