At the opening ceremony in the morning, I promised Qin that if she could help me free Amy from Amy's grasp, I would give her 5,000 gold stars.

Breaking into the Science Happiness Sect and stealing the causal calculation program should be considered one of Amy's sub-tasks to save Jihua (the other sub-task is to donate blood to Ai Shuqiao), so I promised Xiaoqin that as long as she works with me to get things done, I will give her 2,500 gold stars as a reward.

In addition, the side quest to help Gong Caicai get out of the cult will reward 50 gold stars, so it is conservatively estimated that Xiao Qin will have at least 2550 gold stars in income from acting with me this time.

If after breaking into the cult, Xiaoqin does some good things within her ability, then it is not a fool's dream to earn a total of 3,000 gold stars.

Although tens of thousands of stars can be edited on the star list document with the touch of a finger for me, for Xiaoqin, it represents hope - I promised to let her return to the position of girlfriend as long as she saves up 10,000 gold stars.

The current data of Xiaoqin's star list is three golds and two silvers, writing: ★★★ ☆☆ The three gold stars were obtained by Xiaoqin who persuaded Pooh's parents not to quarrel and go back to the parent-teacher conference. The two silver stars are for helping Amy get potato chips, and for cooking independently just now, which I gave her exceptionally to encourage her.

With the increase of stars, the writing method will definitely change in the future, such as [★] 3000 [☆] 4 (every five silver stars are exchanged for one gold star, so the value of silver stars will generally be in the single digits).

For the convenience of counting, it seems more reasonable to cancel the silver star and only use Venus as the counting unit, but for the smooth development of the "righteous sister tune" teaching jihua, the silver star with lower value is indispensable.

As the saying goes, don't be small and don't do it! The silver star is used to reward small acts of kindness, and if you want to subtly change Xiaoqin's way of doing things, you can't let go of any small things, which can be regarded as a thorough adjustment!

I always feel as if I learned some bad knowledge from the H comic book "Tuning Master's Color Classroom", and then applied what I learned.

But this is for the sake of celery! The same will be true for Amy in the future! I teach my sisters just to make them better people! My goal is to be noble, great, sacred, and unprofaned! If I had the slightest evil thought, I'd let Kyle get hit by a truck and die!

After eating, Xiaoqin had to wash the dishes by herself, and then asked me for a silver star, I didn't give it to her, and brushed the dishes with her.

"Ye Lin, don't be so stingy!" Xiaoqin muttered, "What does it matter if you give me a silver star!" ”

"It's related!" I rubbed the edge of the pot with a steel wool ball and said solemnly, "The stars on the star list are used to encourage you to do good deeds, not to encourage you to be a maid!" ”

"But to be Ye Lin's maid, people are willing~~~~~"

"In short, if you don't give, you don't give! It's useless to be coquettish! ”

"Forget it," Xiao Qin sighed exaggeratedly, "I'm still concentrating on how to fool those guys from the Science Happiness Sect, in order to upgrade back to Ye Lin's girlfriend, those 2,500 Venus are indispensable......"

"Help Gong Caicai get out of the cult, and you will be rewarded with an additional 50 gold stars." I reminded Celery.

Xiaoqin realized: "How many stars Ye Lin gave me in the award seems to be determined not only by the difficulty of doing a good deed, but also by considering how important this good deed is to the helped!" ”

I couldn't help but use my index finger, which was still drenched in water, to poke Xiaoqin's forehead affectionately.

"You've finally figured it out! Your biggest character flaw in the past was that you didn't know how to think from other people's perspectives, just take the example of how you beat me every day when you were a child......"

Just now I was still enjoying my finger poking, but as soon as I mentioned Xiaobawang, Xiaoqin immediately covered her face shyly.

"Ye Lin clearly promised me that as long as I don't take the initiative to mention it, I won't pursue what happened when I was a child! Ye Lin's words are not counted! ”

Xiaoqin let out a wail of extreme grievance.

"In short, I am not happy to be beaten by you every day." I quickly finished my complaints about the past and then turned the conversation back to the present.

"Let's talk about the example of today's noon, Pooh's parents quarreled and wanted to leave school, and you stepped forward to stop them with a bitter trick, it may be easy for you, but for Pooh, this matter is very important - you have done your best friend a great favor, even if Pooh's memory is not good, this kindness will be remembered by her."

Xiaoqin saw that I was no longer pursuing what happened when I was a child, so she removed her hands covering her face, but her face was still red.

"It doesn't matter if Pooh can't remember, if I can make her happy with this little favor, I won't squeeze tears out of my eyes......"

"That's what I want!" I can't wait to give Xiaoqin 32 likes, "If you can compare your heart to your heart and treat others the same as you treat Pooh, you will be reborn!" ”

Xiaoqin objected: "Pooh is my best friend, of course I treat her better than others!" It's the same for everyone, isn't that a robot? ”

I was asked, so I had to defend: "I'm just giving an example, you can start with the people around you, for example, to Gong Caicai is similar to Pooh......"

Xiaoqin finished brushing a bowl at this time, put all the cutlery in the cupboard, and returned to the living room with me.

"That'...... If Pooh is going to touch Miya's boobs, I will hold Miyaya from behind so that Pooh can do it, is this a good thing to help her best friend? ”

"Not counting!" I exclaimed, "You guys are a prank! If Pooh had a star list, I'd give her a star! ”

"Hey, Ye Lin's rules are so complicated! It seems that I'd better go to the copy of the Science Happiness Sect and brush up on more stars to come back......"

Because her cousin Ren Peng is a big game fan, Xiaoqin has also heard a lot of game-specific terms and often quotes them.

"That's right! Will helping someone other than Gong Caicai to get out of the Science Happiness Sect also reward stars? ”

I pondered for a moment and then nodded, "There will also be a reward of stars, 5 gold stars for each person." ”

Helping ordinary people get out of the Scientology Cult is much less than Gong Caicai's 50 stars, this is to make Xiaoqin concentrate, otherwise she will focus on farming the stars of ordinary believers, and forget about stealing the causal operation program, so she will put the cart before the horse.

"There are only 5 stars per person," Xiao Qin curled her fingers in front of her mouth, and said worriedly, "The experience points of the single body are so small, you can only use the number of piles, I don't know if the total number of believers in the Scientific Happiness Sect is enough......"

"If there are not enough believers, should I help them to preach and attract enough believers, and then save them from the fire pit one by one......

I'm doing this kind of jihua seriously! In the end, you still haven't given up farming stars! What is the essential difference between this and helping the old lady cross the road, from left to right and then from right to left in an infinite loop! Be careful that you were the first to be raised by the people's government because of spreading the cult!

After seriously criticizing Celery's opportunistic ideas, Celery and I ate the after-dinner fruit and opened the broken TV on the chest of drawers.

The fluorescent screen small TV, which has been in service for more than 10 years, is playing Zhao Benshan's classic sketch "Selling Abduction", and Fan Wei is riding a bicycle slowly into the camera.

"Good luck!" Xiaoqin held half an apple and said, "Ye Lin and I need this kind of teaching video right now!" ”

"Instructional videos?" My brows furrowed, "This is Zhao Benshan's sketch!" You won't be watching it for the first time, will you? ”

"I didn't say this is not Zhao Benshan's sketch!" Xiaoqin took a bite of the apple and continued, "But it is also a teaching video, which can help me and Ye Lin improve our flickering level!" We can't break into the cult and not fool others! ”

The conversation between Zhao Benshan and Gao Xiumin came from the TV:

"Haha, you can pull it down! I don't believe that if people are good, you can fool people and be lame! ”

"My stage name is a big flicker, that's my strength!"

Xiaoqin looked down intently, as if Zhao Benshan could provide her with materials to break into the cult.

I think Xiaoqin's behavior of using "Selling Abduction" as a fooling example is very unreliable, and "Selling Abduction" is at most an example of fooling Fan Wei, and I am afraid that it will not be able to deal with Fang Xin and Professor Bai.

"It's useless, is it? Fan Wei is not so stupid in real life, the scientific happiness religion is not an ordinary religion, it is a new religion that is dressed in science and has very demagogic power......"

Xiaoqin blinked, "I often hear my cousin say something called 'The Holy Light is fooling you', all religions are fools, right?" As long as we practice our flickering skills, we will definitely be able to counter-fool other believers and win the victory without blood! ”

This seems to have some truth in this, so Xiaoqin and I stayed in front of the TV and watched all the "Selling Abduction" trilogy. After reading it, I vaguely feel that the level of the flicker skill has been improved, and now if I meet Fan Wei in the sketch, I can almost flicker him lame, if he doesn't flicker, Xiaoqin and I can also join forces to beat him lame.

After locking the main policy as "flickering", the next question is to decide whether to go to the psychiatric hospital to see Fang Xin first, or to go to the scientific happiness mission point to meet Professor Bai first.

According to the logic of the other party, I went to see Fang Xin to conform to their normal reaction of "flickering success", anyway, there was no Dr. Yu stabbing in the stab, I had been fooled by Fang Xin to doubt the scientific concept of development.

If you don't go to the mental hospital to visit the patient, you have to pretend to believe him and worship him as a god, which is a little more shameful! I'm not going to be caught by the nurses in the psychiatric hospital, am I?

While I was pondering a way to see Fang Xin in a mental hospital, Qin cleared her throat next to me, but didn't speak, as if just to get my attention.

When I looked up, I found that the quartz clock hanging in the living room pointed to 7 o'clock in the evening, and Xiaoqin and I had been staying for a long time.

"Are you going home?" I subconsciously asked, "If you go home now, I can take you to the subway station." ”

Xiaoqin showed a slight expression of gain and loss, and muttered: "I, I don't want to go home today......"

"Huh?"

"When I went to the bathroom just now, I sent two text messages to my mother, but my mother didn't reply to me, I guess I was drunk again, even if I went home today, I was alone, strange and lonely......"

"So I thought...... If classmate Ye Lin can confirm that Uncle Ye doesn't happen to come back tonight, then can I stay overnight at Ye Lin's fellow student as a childhood sweetheart? ”

Pinching the corner of his school uniform, he looked at me with a red face, for fear of my rejection.