053 You pick me up three moves, I'll pick you up ten moves
"Boy, what else do you want to spare your life?" King Chu Jiang said with some displeasure, no one dared to talk to him like this for a long time.
"I want to do that." Niu Zhuzhu suddenly punched the Soul Hooker and knocked it out, and the force almost turned the Soul Hooker into an artificial satellite.
Looking at the soul seducer who was almost gone, King Chu Jiang roared extremely angrily: "You kid dares to sneak attack and hurt people, when did a scum like you come out of the fairy world!" ”
"Well, I just learned it from a stinky and shameless ghost in the underworld." Cattle bolt pillar road.
"Who are you scolding?" Chu Jiang angrily lifted the curtain of the sedan chair and pointed to the nose of the cow bolt pillar and asked.
"Whoever picks up and scolds will scold whoever scolds, and I have never seen anyone who picks up gold and silver." The cow bolt pillar came up, and he didn't care about anything.
"If I want your life, do I still need a sneak attack?" King Chu Jiang said arrogantly.
"Hehe, I've already sneaked up on it twice, and I'm embarrassed to say that if it weren't for the sneak attack, you would have been able to knock me down?" Not to be outdone, Niu Xuanzhu even pointed at King Chu Jiang with his finger, "If you come down, let's fight with real knives and guns." ”
King Chu Jiang was about to jump out in a fit of anger, but thinking of his identity, he forced his anger down.
"Boy, don't talk about doing it with me, as long as you can catch me three times and don't lie down, I'll be exempted from the sins of Bai Wuchang and that little ghost, how about it?"
"Old ghost, Lao Tzu will take you ten moves, if you can't defeat Lao Tzu, you have to kowtow to Lao Tzu and admit your mistakes, do you dare?"
King Chu Jiang hasn't had the urge to kill for a long time, this time he was really angry with Niu Zhuzhu, this kid actually wanted him to kowtow and confess, he really didn't want to live.
"Okay, okay, you say ten moves, ten moves, then you're ready. I'm going to make a move. King Chu Jiang said to Niu Zhuzhu.
"Wait a minute, we have to find a witness." The cow bolt pillar is out of tricks again.
"Could it be that I, King Chujiang, will still regret it!" King Chu Jiang was about to be unable to help but make a move, he wanted to bolt the pillar too much.
"Then who knows how much you can expect from a sneak attack villain?" The ox bolted to death and caused trouble.
"Okay, everyone present can testify, you can choose one." Chu Jiang Wang said, all the people present are his people, and he is afraid of a ball.
Niu Xuanzhu was also embarrassed and didn't know who to choose, he wanted to tell King Chu Jiang to go back to find a witness, but seeing that King Chu Jiang was going to bite someone, Bacheng would not agree.
"Can't find it, can you? Why don't I find one for you? King Chu Jiang sneered.
"How about I be this Witness?" A voice came, followed by a black whirlwind that brought a powerful ghostly aura.
King Chu Jiang was a little surprised when he saw someone coming: "Zhong Kui." What are you doing here? ”
"Lord King Chujiang, I, Zhong Kui, happened to catch ghosts nearby, and I saw your banner from a distance, and I heard that you were going to make a move, so I didn't hurry over to pay my respects. This is a witness. It's just a fun. Zhong Kui arched his hand.
Niu Xuanzhu was overjoyed when he saw Zhong Kui appear, and wanted to go up to say hello, but found that Zhong Kui didn't look at him halfway. So he swallowed the words into his stomach.
Zhong Kui's reputation and status are not low. King Chu Jiang's prestige just needed such an audience, so he asked Niu Xuanzhu: "This is Zhong Kui's sweet selflessness, is it okay to let him be our witness?" ”
Zhong Kui turned to Niu Xuanzhu and said, "Boy, if you dare to do something with King Chujiang, you are really looking for death, how about letting me be your witness to death?" As he spoke, he squeezed his eyes as he squeezed his eyes.
Niu Xuanzhu comprehended: "Okay, make do." But these are all your people from the earth. We still have to make a written note to sign and draw a pledge, and even if you don't recognize it, I will have a place to sue. ”
In fact, Niu Xuanzhu still believes in Zhong Kui's personality very much, and the main reason why he does so much football is because he regrets the bet a little, when he said that he was almost scolded to death by five immortal pets after ten moves. And he himself reacted, but the words had already been spilled out, even if he wanted to take it back shamelessly, King Chu Jiang couldn't agree, so he could only use the procrastination magic skill to hope that it would be delayed for a moment longer.
King Chu Jiang seemed to see Niu Zhuzhu's intentions, and said with a smile: "Boy, aren't you afraid?" Do you want to beg me to let you go? But I tell you, it's too late! Someone, give me a pen and paper. ”
Soon, King Chu Jiang personally wrote two copies of the note and signed his name, and threw the note in front of the ox bolt pillar.
"Sign it, sign it and go on the road, and I'll send someone to take your soul back to the underworld with me in a while, so that you can go to the eighteenth layer of hell to play and try all kinds of entertainment facilities inside." King Chu Jiang sneered.
Niu Xuanzhu said to the immortal pets: Brothers, we can't hide from this matter today, we must unite as one, this King of Chujiang must teach him a lesson, you hurry up and use your ingenuity to find a way, if you have any stunts to press the bottom of the box, you don't want to go to the eighteenth layer of hell.
The five immortal pets could only sigh, and Linglu said: You kid is really a disaster, we can only raise a son of a loser, you sign slowly, let's discuss it.
Even if the fairy pets didn't have this requirement, Niu Zhuzhu would do this, and looking at the posture of holding a pen like holding an embroidery needle, he knew that he was going to treat the two notes as two cross-stitches.
"You'd better hurry." King Chu Jiang urged.
"What's the hurry, isn't this all written on the vertical hook of the cow word." Niu Bolt said casually.
"Vertical hooks? Do you write about cows or about death? Do you know that you can't live to write a suicide note? King Chu Jiang said with a smile.
Niu Shuzhu ignored King Chu Jiang's ridicule, the more he wrote, the slower he wrote, King Chu Jiang really couldn't wait, so he rushed directly to Niu Shuzhu, grabbed Niu Shuzhu's hand, dipped it in the ink of the brush, and pressed two handprints on the two notes.
King Chu Jiang said: "Okay, the so-called king of Hades wants you to die in the third watch, who dares to keep you until the fifth watch, prepare to die!" ”
"You don't want to sneak attack again, this handprint doesn't count!" Niu Zhu complained.
"I didn't hit you, how can it be considered a sneak attack, this handprint is much more effective than the previous one, unless you are afraid and want to regret it." The king of Chu Jiang squeezed the ox bolt pillar with words.
At this time, Zhong Kui coughed dryly and said: "As a witness, let me say a few words, this signature for twenty minutes is really a bit of a scoundrel, and it is reasonable and inappropriate for King Chu Jiang to help you press your handprint." ”
"You ......" Niu Xuanzhu didn't expect Zhong Kui to give him a knife at this time, and he secretly said in his heart that the ghost heart was not ancient.
"Also," Zhong Kui stretched out his big finger at King Chu Jiang when he interrupted Niu Zhuzhu, "Lord King Chu Jiang, you can do it in one go, so that this kid doesn't have the strength to resist, and sure enough, as soon as the master makes a move, he will know if there is a wow." ”
King Chu Jiang said proudly: "This is nothing, it's just a small skill of carving insects." ”
Zhong Kui said again: "But this kid didn't fall, these three moves are considered to have been beaten, and there are still seven moves you have to work harder." ”
"Huh? You're yin! King Chu Jiang said angrily. (To be continued......)