Chapter 13: Excessive Psychosis
Zhou Xiaolong and Wu Youcai came to the garage for the second time, and Zhou Xiaolong asked Wu Youcai to tell the administrator of the garage that the door of the garage should be closed for the time being, otherwise a stranger would drive the car in later, which would affect the effect.
Wu Youcai was already panicked, he believed everything Zhou Xiaolong said, and hurriedly ran to the garage administrator's office and stuffed the administrator with a few hundred yuan.
Then, the caretaker really lowered the garage door, and there was a sign at the door that said: The garage roller shutter door is faulty, suspended.
After the roller shutter of the garage door closed, the garage became even darker, but fortunately the emergency lights were on.
In order to make Wu Youcai feel that the money was worth spent, Zhou Xiaolong wiped some of his saliva on Wu Youcai's eyelids.
Zhou Xiaolong's saliva is mana, and it has the same effect as soaking water with crow eyes or fresh cow tears, which is equivalent to making the other party open his yin and yang eyes.
Zhou Xiaolong asked Wu Youcai to open the door of the passenger seat, and then sprinkled a lot of paper money on the ground, Zhou Xiaolong had already lit a bundle of incense, and with a twist of his hand, it became a beautiful fan.
Holding the lit incense stick, Zhou Xiaolong began to chant the mantra in his mouth, and then, he walked around the car, and when he passed the front of the car, he looked down and saw that the good spirit with his head full of plastic fake flowers was smirking at him.
It is estimated that even if this psychopath becomes a spirit, his head is still not cured.
"Girl, you can't stay in the car all the time, you should go on the road, you see, there is so much paper money on the ground, you should come out and pick up the money quickly!"
It's strange to say, whether it's a fool or a madman, as soon as he sees money, he immediately doesn't go stupid or crazy, and he knows that money is a good thing.
So, the one sitting in the car actually climbed out of the passenger seat, lowered his head, and began to pick up the paper money on the ground, and let out a giggling laugh, obviously very happy.
At the same time, Wu Youcai saw this scene and was almost stunned, but fortunately he had some preparations in his heart.
Although he didn't pass out, Wu Youcai could only lean on the pillar behind him and couldn't move.
"Boss Wu, don't stand stupidly, hurry up and pile all the paper money together and ignite it, hurry!"
"Hey, okay, good."
Wu Youcai poured out all the paper money in the bag, piled it together, and lit it with a match in a panic.
The kind of paper money made of straw paper is very good to burn, and in the blink of an eye, it ignites a lot of paper money.
Besides, the good spirit who picked up the money kept his head down to pick it up, and suddenly when he looked up, he actually saw a lot of money in front of him, maybe in his eyes, it was a cornucopia.
Then the good spirit crept up to the fire, and like a moth to a fire, it ignited along with the paper money in the flames.
In the blink of an eye, the good spirit turned into a fire, swirling like burning paper money, and flew towards the ceiling......
Zhou Xiaolong walked over, threw the incense sticks in his hand into the fire, and waited for a few minutes, all the paper money was burned to ashes, the flames were extinguished, and a burst of white smoke came out.
"Ah, little brother, was that thing burned to death?!" Wu Youcai asked in shock.
"No, no, that thing is back where it belongs......"
"Oh oh, that's good."
"Okay, Boss Wu, your affairs have been settled," Zhou Xiaolong clapped his hands, "You clean up this place well, and it will be fine." ”
"Okay, okay," Wu Youcai took out a large envelope from his handbag, which probably contained two stacks of money, and stuffed it to Zhou Xiaolong, "This is a reward of 20,000 yuan, you took it, thank you so much!" ”
Wu Youcai is a businessman, and he is still quite creditworthy, perhaps because Zhou Xiaolong has two hits, Wu Youcai doesn't dare to offend him, so he is so active in giving money.
……
Back upstairs, Xia Xue asked Zhou Xiaolong, "How is it, is it done?" ”
"Of course, it's very simple," Zhou Xiaolong took out the envelope and shook it in front of Xia Xue and Xiaoya, and said a little embarrassed, "Twenty thousand yuan is here, why don't I invite you two to dinner at noon?" ”
Xia Xue has been busy all morning, and now when she looks at the time, it is half past twelve, and it is really time to eat lunch, but the work at hand has not yet been done.
"yes, it's time to eat, now let's order takeout!" Xia Xue picked up the phone and said, "Xiaolong, you keep your money first, I'll invite you for this meal." ”
Xia Xue called and ordered takeaway for three people, and after lunch, Uncle Scratch called again, saying that the painting had been finished and it was best to come and pick it up in the afternoon.
Xiaoya, the glasses girl, took the initiative to say that she went to Uncle Scratch's studio in the afternoon to bring the painting, but Xia Xue didn't worry that Xiaoya would go to Uncle Scratch alone, because Uncle Scratch was really a little weird.
A little girl touches Uncle Scratch alone, and Xia Xue is not at ease.
So, Xia Xue called Zhou Xiaolong over and asked him to accompany Xiaoya.
……
Uncle Scratch, of course, is a nickname, and the name is indeed a bit weird.
Sitting in the taxi, Xiaoya began to popularize the knowledge of Uncle Scratch to Zhou Xiaolong.
There is an Iron Man in Hollywood, Robert Downey Jr., who plays Iron Man, has a nickname called Uncle Scratch.
The Uncle Scratch that Xia Xue knew was said to look like Robert Downey Jr., so he gave himself a pen name and called Uncle Scratch.
Uncle Scratch is a weirdo, Xiao Ya has only seen him once, and what impressed Xiao Ya the most was that on that day, Uncle Scratch wore a pair of leggings.
Those kinds of pants are worn by women, they can wrap their buttocks tightly, and when they wear high heels, their legs look particularly long.
However, Uncle Scratch does have a pair of long legs, which are thin and long, and he doesn't need to wear high heels, and his butt is really warped.
Although Uncle Scratch's usual actions are a bit girly, his level of painting is very high, he paints quickly, and he makes a lot of money.
In short, Uncle Scratch lives a single aristocratic life alone, quite leisurely.
Xiaoya talked for a long time, but unfortunately she just played the piano to the cow, because Zhou Xiaolong didn't know who the two foreigners, Iron Man and Robert Downey Jr., were?
Uncle Scratch's studio is on the top floor of a building with more than 40 floors.
When taking the elevator, Zhou Xiaolong felt like he was driving in the clouds, his head was a little dizzy, and he really didn't know if living in such a high place for a long time was good for people's health.
Walking to the door of Uncle Scratch's studio, Xiaoya suddenly became nervous, she asked Zhou Xiaolong: "Xiaolong, the green door in front is Uncle Scratch's studio, because Uncle Scratch is so weird, especially his kind of eyes, looking at people, I feel hot and uncomfortable, I'm a little afraid of him, or if you go in and take out the painting, can I stay outside and wait for you?" ”
Zhou Xiaolong looked at Xiao Ya's nervous expression, smiled and said, "Uh, okay." ”