Chapter 60: Du Gui and Erxi (I)

"Huh? I...... Still alive? Yang Weinan snorted and slowly opened his eyes, he still remembered the pain of being broken when he turned into a giant, but before he could notice the change in his body now, Qin Zhan had already sprinkled a handful of fragrant and shiny powder on his face, making him fall asleep again as if he was drunk.

Qin Zhan dusted his hands, frowned again and said to Zhang Hao: "This time it's really troublesome for you, do you need my help with the aftermath?" โ€

Zhang Hao smiled bitterly, scratched his scalp and thought about it, and responded: "Our old Zhang family has a hard life, and we have been wiping our butts for your old Qin family for so many years, we are used to it, and we are not troublesome." It's just that the people involved this time are too wide, and I don't have enough brainwashing laser pointers for people in black, and I'm afraid I need you to support a little mirage powder. โ€

Qin Zhan nodded and said, "There is a batch of mirage powder in my family's inventory, which is a specially prepared 'Drunken Life Dream Death', I can get you a few bottles." However, the property damage of the neighbors, you six doors must be reimbursed. โ€

Zhang Hao shrugged his shoulders helplessly, spread his hands, and promised: "Don't worry, our six doors can't afford to provoke you Gray Alley, and besides, a few brick walls are not worth a few dollars, so it is troublesome to arrange a mason...... At the beginning, in order to pull the network cable for you, I washed the brains of a group of people back and forth, and wrote a large stack of reports and applications afterwards......"

Qin Zhan laughed teasingly: "If you are tired, can you not write, in fact, I don't mind that Gray Lane is exposed, as a doctor, will you be afraid that patients will know the address of the hospital?" โ€

Zhang Hao's face became even more bitter, he gave up his hands, coaxed Qin Hunt, who was obviously in a bad mood, and persuaded Wen Yan: "Brother! Don't you think about it! Now how well we get along in harmony, even if something goes wrong, the headquarters will turn a blind eye. Don't you push my brother and me into the fire pit! โ€

"Okay, okay, I won't bully you, you can get busy, I'll sort it out and send it over when I turn around......" Qin Zhanqiang smiled and waved his hand, and bared his teeth and shouted at the demons and ecclesiastism around him who had not yet dispersed: ", what's so nice about a naked man here?" โ€

"Qin Hunt...... Are you really okay? Zhang Hao asked worriedly, for so many years, Zhang Hao had never seen Qin Hunt smile so reluctantly as today, the confusion and depression between his eyebrows, and Zhang Hao sighed, this little overlord of Gray Lane who has always seemed to be omnipotent, this invincible little superman who is regarded as a monster by a big demon like Zhou Xiaoshi, it turns out that he also has a weak heart.

If it is explained by the professional terminology of the cultivation realm, it is that the Yang Weinan incident shook Qin Hunt's Dao heart.

Although Zhang Hao knew that Qin Hunt was strong, and it was strange and strange, but this contemporary descendant of the Qin family really had not cultivated the truth, and there would not be any bad situation of Dao Heart Cultivating Demons.

But as a friend, Zhang Hao was really a little worried that Qin Hunt would do something irrational. Don't forget, in addition to being a person in the six doors, Zhang Hao is also a policeman who has extensive contact with the people, and he has been exposed to some incidents involving the dark side of human nature on weekdays.

Mortals fall into negative emotions, and the slightest is to fight and bleed, and in serious cases, there is murder and arson to take revenge on society.

If a "monster" like Qin Hunt will go crazy one day...... Maybe it's really going to stage a live-action version of "Havoc in Heaven".

"Don't worry, I'm fine, I'll go to the rookie room to slaughter a few young ones when I go back, and just vent." Qin Zhan picked up Yang Weinan with both hands, carried it on his shoulders, helped Zhang Hao carry the person to the back seat of the old Santana, and grinned again: "Mouse, you car...... Can you hit the road? โ€

In the previous battle, it was not stepped on by the red giant, but the co-pilot car floor and door that were damaged by Yang Weinan were still eye-catching, and they were smashed a few times by the nearby flying bricks, not only the car body was full of potholes, but even the car glass was smashed several times, and it was estimated that if you really want to go on the road, you have to be stopped by the traffic police.

Zhang Hao looked around the car twice in annoyance, kicked Hogg who was circling around his feet twice in annoyance, and sighed sadly and angrily: "If it weren't for the need to save money to buy a house and marry a wife, this classic car would have retired a long time ago!" No matter what, love can't stop it, it's a big deal to brainwash a few more times! โ€

With that, Zhang Hao grabbed the back of Hogg's neck and threw it at the naked man in the back seat, and drove away angrily......

At the same time, a common lottery betting shop in Ping'an City ushered in an unusual guest.

He is medium in height, not very old, wearing cheap clothes of the showdown, not looking extravagant, seems to be an ordinary ordinary citizen - according to statistics,Long-term consumption of lottery lottery players,Most of them belong to low- and middle-income people,The solidification of the social wealth class,So that more and more people who are eager to make a lot of moneyใ€But lack of opportunities and means of small people,Put hope into the lotteryใ€‚

However, what is more eye-catching is that the face of this lottery player is more peculiar, the thin skin tightly wraps the skull, and the head looks small as a whole, but it is extremely inconsistent with two watery eyes like ET, as well as a pair of monkey-like big ears, which have been seen for a long time, inexplicably reminiscent of a certain rich man surnamed Ma.

He stood at the door of the betting shop so stupidly, with a pair of big eyes carefully looking at the couplets on both sides of the door: for the orphaned and poor old remnants to collect love from all directions; Gather resources from all over the world for welfare.

A cold autumn wind blew, he trembled and stomped his feet, buried his head and muttered softly: "Sister Erxi, you also saw it, your brother Du is going to buy lottery tickets, not gambling, but I am contributing to social welfare, not to satisfy personal desires...... Besides, when you Du Ge makes a lot of money, first of all, it is also to honor the nurturing grace of your parents, and then to help the poor and save the stumbling...... As long as you are happy, you Du Ge is like Batman, and you can invest in a Justice League! This kind of hello, me, everyone's good, what's not to do? โ€

As soon as the words fell, the big eyes flickered and flashed a few fine lights, and the two big ears fluttered and shook a few times like rabbits, and "Du Ge" also smiled, grinning and revealing two rows of rotten molars that had been smoked black and yellow.

This "Du Ge" is the host of the old Erhu Erxi of the Hulu sisters, named Du Gui.

Du Gui, a 20-year-old unemployed vagrant, a native of Ping'an City, has a junior high school education, is unmarried, and has talked about several girlfriends, but they all broke up in the end. The reason for the breakup is not only that his poor family is ugly and not motivated, but more importantly, he is addicted to gambling and is entangled with a group of indiscriminate gamblers all day long, although because his parents know that their son's temperament is stuck tightly, he has not lost to the point of being homeless for the time being, but even the sisters of the Holy Mother dare not marry such a bad gambler - who knows when he loses red eyes and stakes his wife out?

Speaking of which, Du Gui was possessed by the second baby, which can be regarded as a coincidence - early that morning, Du Gui, who played mahjong all night, lost the last piece of steel hammer in his pocket, and didn't even have the money to take the bus home.

Xu was too ruthless to lose, and he kept muttering and swearing with gambling curses in his mouth, one of which was: "When we get rich, we will buy a big villa, and then see how embarrassed my father and mother will teach me!" โ€

It was this sentence that made Hu Erxi, who was anxious to find a host, misunderstand, she was mentally underdeveloped, and she only thought that Du Gui was a proud but filial son, and then ...... And he got on the thief ship.

Du Gui soon discovered the abnormalities of his body: his food had increased greatly, but his body had lost a lot of weight, which scared him to think that he had cancer, but he soon noticed that his eyesight and hearing were obviously enhanced, as if he had been secretly modified by aliens, and he could be used as a military telescope and acoustic radar.

Especially those big cute eyes, as long as you concentrate on staring at things, it will produce a certain degree of perspective effect, which he found when he pressed the road to see beautiful women, but unfortunately, every time he uses the perspective ability, there will be a deep sense of fatigue, which is difficult to last.

Although Du Gui has experimented, as long as he listens attentively, he can even hear the number of dice clearly like in the movie "God of Gamblers", and the fatigue is not as serious as perspective. But the overly sensitive hearing also makes the ears always full of chirping noise, anyway, Du Gui hasn't slept well in the past few days - not everyone can relax in the ear humming and humming in the surround sound environment......