Chapter 11: You Know a Fart!
Bai Xue straightened up, reached out to hold Wang Chen's somewhat trembling fist, and said softly: "Don't hold it in your heart, say it." Only by speaking out can we let go and make it truly a thing of the past. Have you forgotten that when you were a child, you would tell me about any grievances. ”
At this time, the baby also interjected: "Issue the designated task: confess the game, and muster up the courage to defeat the demons." Reward a Healing Fruit. ”
Wang Chen took a deep breath and spoke slowly.
It turned out that a month before the college entrance examination, Shen Lu, the classmate and school flower he had been secretly in love with for three years, suddenly told him that as long as he dared to confess to himself in front of the teachers and students of the school, she would be his girlfriend.
This was tantamount to a pie in the sky for Wang Chen, who was fat and ugly at the time. So he was really stupid to confess to Shen Lu at the college entrance examination oath meeting.
As a result, the school girl's girlfriend didn't get it, but was warned by the school. Later, I learned that Shen Lu didn't want to have anything to do with him at all, but just made a bet with others. In other words, he was tricked by Shen Lu.
The news spread, and he immediately became the laughing stock of the whole school.
Don't look at his usual grin, as if he has no heart and lungs, in fact, his heart is very sensitive, and he is also very fragile, where can he withstand this kind of blow, and since then he has been slumped, and he almost became depressed.
But people are like this, a negative, everything is not going well, the more unsmooth, the more negative, forming a vicious circle, when the negative emotions break through the critical point that they can bear, death, is the best destination.
So Wang Chen went to the rooftop......
"Do you think I'm stupid? I was ugly and ugly at that time, and I had no money and no power, and she was the school girl who was pursued by countless boys, how could I possibly fall in love with me? Wang Chen laughed at himself, his face full of remorse: "I should have thought of it a long time ago, why was I blinded by lard." ”
Bai Xueyuan thought that his early love and breakup affected the college entrance examination, but he didn't expect it......
Pressing his head on his 36D big chest, Bai Xue said distressedly: "You are indeed stupid, but not because you did stupid things, for the sake of the people you like, it is not an exaggeration to do anything out of the ordinary, but because you like the wrong person, that kind of little Bichi who plays with people's hearts, it is not a good thing at first glance, how can you be worthy of our simple and kind Xiao Chenzi." ”
"You don't have to comfort me, I know how many pounds and taels I have."
"You know a fart, I'm your aunt, no one knows better than me how good you are!"
Wang Chen raised his head pitifully, "Really? ”
Bai Xue said domineeringly: "Nonsense, your aunt and I are so good, you can be worse!" ”
Wang Chen's eyes were a little strange: "How do I feel that you are boasting?" ”
Bai Xue replied to him with a burst of surprise, "What a big deal does the old lady think, isn't it just a small blue pool, as for making you tired of looking for death, it's really embarrassing for our family." The old lady is now ordering you to cheer me up, do you hear? ”
Spit out the bitter water in his heart, Wang Chen felt much more comfortable, nodded heavily, and then leaned his head on the soft place again.
Seeing this scene, Bai Xue raised her eyebrows, "Xiao Chenzi, are you comfortable?" ”
Wang Chen rubbed his head and looked enjoyed: "Comfortable, very soft!" ”
Bai Xue's eyes were like knives, she raised her feet and kicked over, jumping like thunder: "The old lady enlightened you, you are good, you actually took the opportunity to eat the old lady's tofu, look at the old lady's shadowless feet, and kick you to death!" ”
Wang Chen dodged and retorted: "You pressed my head on your big breast, blame me!" ”
"Do you dare to fight back, can you bear it, see if I cut off my children and grandchildren!"
"Kick people and don't kick the crotch, hey, the woman spares her life!"
The picture that was warm just now turned into a martial arts scene in the blink of an eye.
After a while, the two of them leaned back on the sofa in rags, panting, and although the fight was over, their eyes were still fighting.
In the end, it ended with Wang Chen's surrender.
Bai Xue smiled proudly, and while sorting out her clothes, she asked, "That little Bichi should go to college, right?" Do you know where to go to school? ”
"I heard that there is a junior college in Jiangcheng, but I don't know what the specific school is!" Wang Chen looked at her strangely: "Why are you asking this?" ”
"The old lady is afraid that you will not die of a thief, and she will be willing to fall!" After Bai Xue finished speaking, she stood up and walked towards the bedroom.
"Whoever dares to hurt the old lady, Xiao Bichi, you're finished!" Back in the bedroom, Bai Xue's eyes were cold.
……
"What are you kidding, I can't wait to ooxx her now, how can I still miss her!" Wang Chen complained.
That's what he thought.
Let's not talk about Shen Lu's character, let's just say that her appearance and figure are okay in Linchuan County, but in Jiangcheng, it is really average. Chen Mengmeng can take eighteen streets for her in seconds, not to mention her aunt Bai Xue. Not at all of an order of magnitude.
Vision decides to force the grid.
What's more, he is now the protagonist of the hanging, and the woman in the future should be the real school flower at the level of Chen Mengmeng at the very least.
With the knot in his heart untied and nothing to do, Wang Chen turned his attention to the newly obtained banana-shaped healing fruit and asked the baby: "Baby, what is the use of this healing fruit?" ”
The baby's words are concise: "Life and death are flesh and bones!" ”
"I'll go, even the dead can be saved, so amazing?"
"No, no. This is just a low-level healing fruit, and it can't bring people back to life, but it's still easy to cure all diseases. ”
"Cancer is okay?"
"As long as you have a breath, it will heal, you say?"
"Can I use it on someone else?"
"Hmm!"
Wang Chen swallowed his saliva, my good man, this is a good thing, is there a panacea?
Put the banana in the storage compartment, this is the fruit of desire that can save people, Wang Chen made up his mind not to move until he had to.
There are also two rewarded random desire fruits that have not opened, Wang Chen did not hesitate, and directly clicked on them.
"Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the low-level 'pen like a god' skill."
"Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the 'Taoist True Righteousness' health preservation chapter."
After receiving the message, Wang Chen knew what the use of these two rewards was.
As the name suggests, as long as you write, whether you write or draw, you will have your own charm.
The Taoist True Meaning Health Preservation Chapter is an exercise method that can not only strengthen the body, but also prolong life.
But these two rewards seem to be very chicken!
The writing is beautiful and the painting is good-looking, and it is useful, so he can't sell calligraphy and paintings, right?
After taking the strengthening fruit, his physique has been strengthened five times, so what is the use of this Taoist True Righteousness Health Preservation Chapter?
Besides, he can't go to the park to be with those old grandfathers, he's only 19 years old, okay?
"Baby, why hasn't a single fruit of desire bloomed? Isn't this scientific? ”
"It's just a reward from a random fruit of desire, and as for the other, nothing comes out."
"Nani? And this kind of operation? ”
"Look at the character at random."
"You mean I'm a bad character, right?"
"Hehe~"
Oh, your sister!
"I protest, I suspect you are operating in the dark. Since it is random, the prize should be put on the bright side like a roulette lottery, otherwise it will not be fair, just and open. ”
"Protest is invalid, the artifact is set up like this, you have to accept it if you don't accept it. And this baby solemnly warns you once, don't question this baby, even if this baby is operated in the dark, you can't question it, understand? ”
This Nima black-box operation can be said to be so reasonable, and there is no one. Wang Chen's tone was a little unkind: "Are you admitting that you are operating in the dark?" ”
The baby provoked: "This baby is operating in the dark, what can you do?" Bite me? ”
Wang Chen was furious: "Nima Ma coins! ”
In the next second, Wang Chen was struck by lightning, and his whole body spasmed, like an epilepsy patient who could rap.
"Ya~Ya~Ya~Ya~"