It's Teacher's Day again, let's wish teachers a happy holiday. It is said that teachers are the most glorious profession under the sun, and the hard-working gardeners who cultivate the flowers of the motherland to thrive. It is customary to label teachers as "knowledgeable", "rigorous", and "courteous". However, no matter how glorious teachers are, they are also ordinary people, and while teaching and educating people, they also have a lot of secret stories and black history that no one knows.

Of course, they usually try their best to hide their "dark" attributes that they can't see people, and try to disguise themselves as serious teachers in everyone's minds, otherwise they are likely to face a job crisis that they can't even keep their jobs. On Teacher's Day, a day worth celebrating, let the editor pick up the skin of the teachers and expose all their unknown "attributes"~ (Teachers: Are you sure you are here to wish us a happy holiday?) ）

Archive 1: Sawako Yamanaka from "The Light Girl".

Profession: Music teacher, consultant for wind and light music clubs

Dark attributes: Visual kei, non-mainstream, kill Matt

Let's take a look at the teacher's usual image.

Her long hair is fluttering and full of the temperament of a literary woman, her small round face looks gentle and moving, and a pair of round-framed glasses sets off her weakness, kindness, and gentleness. This is really a role model for teachers and an idol for the school. However, what is unexpected is that such a teacher with a beautiful appearance and a high popularity among students actually had an unbearable past in high school! And that's—

The teacher was a terminally ill non-mainstream!

That painful memory was, in her own words—

"It is a black history that can never be known to the world, and it is soaked in blood."

So Sawako must do everything possible to destroy the corpse and erase the dark past. However, as the so-called "Skynet is restored but not leaked", the light voice of justice still dug up Sawako's unknown past and exposed it in front of her.

So Sawako incarnated as a tragic heroine, and under the light of a spotlight, she told the black history of her high school days.

Because the boy he likes thinks he is not wild enough, Sawako rushes passionately on the road of pursuing wildness, and finally runs to the point where even the boy is willing to bow down and retreat. So Sawako's love ended in a hurry before it began......

The power of love is so great, it turns a literary girl into a killer Matt.

Teacher, does your look have anything to do with "Princess Mononoke" and "Oga Ghost Girl" in "WUG......

Sell a cute, please forget about this past.

File 2: Yoshiyuki Terada from "Card Girl Sakura".

Occupation: Sakura's homeroom teacher

Dark Attribute: Fetish|Childishness

The thoughtful, steady, and amiable Mr. Terada is definitely the object of worship in the hearts of elementary school students. He is very gentle with every student in the class, and usually always puts a smile on his lips, as if he never gets angry. Such a good-tempered man should have been the target of a woman of the right age. However, this teacher has been single until now, and there is only one reason, that is, he is a pedophile!

That's right, his love object is actually the little Lori in his class!

Even when they are in class, they have to express their eyebrows, and the meeting of the eyes of the two conveys a deep affection and sweetness. The girl smiled sweetly, the boy blushed shyly, what a youthful and romantic scene.

But, Terada-sensei, you're not a boy anymore! Pedophilia is a felony, not only morality, but now even the law will not let you go. Such a plot will definitely be ordered to be deleted by the editor now.,In fact, in the animated version, this teacher-student love has been harmonized.。 If you want to see the scene where Mr. Terada proposes to Rika, you can only see it in the manga, so let's take a relive now. Since Mr. Terada said, "Please cherish it until it becomes a 'wedding ring'", it proves that he still has a bottom line. Let's forgive their "true love......

Finally, by the way, in fact, the old cow eats tender grass, and the other teacher in "Card Girl Sakura" also did a great job. That is the beautiful sister watching the moon and singing the sail.

She used to be in a relationship with Momoya in junior high school for a while, but later broke up because she went to study in the UK. However, because the brilliance of the pair of CPs of Momoya and Snow Rabbit is so dazzling, that the past between Guanyue and Momoya has gradually been forgotten......

Archive 3: Maki Island Seigo from "The Psychometrician".

Occupation: Art teacher at Sakura Academy

Dark attributes: Murderer, Metamorphosis, Shake S

If you think that Mr. Terada, who has a love and childishness, is already considered a "teacher disqualified", then you must take a look at this art teacher who is now introduced to you. After knowing what he did, you will realize how gentle and kind Mr. Terada is, and how good he is to be loved by everyone.

Maki Island Saint Protector feels "Yin Qi is compelling" just by looking at his face, and the attributes of Shake S are undoubtedly revealed. In fact, he did not live up to his evil appearance and demeanor, as a man with a "crime-free physique", from the day he was born, no matter what the circumstances, no matter what cruel and vicious bad things he did, his hue was always pure white. He has done a lot of bad things behind his back, and he is the protagonist's most difficult enemy. One of them was when he was an art teacher at Sakura Academy, he tricked students into creating a murder tragedy.

He usually holds a book in his hand and loves to read, in a sense, he is indeed very suitable for the profession of teacher. Sitting silently in the chair, there is a desire to respectfully and respectfully call him "teacher". However, I don't know if it's because I read too many books and read my brain badly, and some unfathomable lines always burst out of his mouth. His murderous philosophy is: "Beautiful flowers will eventually wither, that is the fate of all life, so it is better to stop time when it is in full bloom......"

A wicked man is his own hell. In the end, he still paid for his crimes with his life, and unfortunately did not survive to Season 2.

File 4: Shizuka Jukawa of "School Revelation".

Occupation: School doctor at the Fuji Art Garden

Dark attributes: natural stay, careless dating, lack of common sense

In fact, this teacher with huge breasts and natural stays really didn't do anything wrong, maybe because she was really too natural, so that she accidentally made friends and made a very dangerous friend.

Her friend drives a Humvee military vehicle, and her home is like an arsenal of guns and ammunition that are hard to come by in Japan. In the words of the military madman Fat Hirano: "In Japan, it is already illegal to possess these guns. ”

As a teacher—regardless of whether the school doctor should be a teacher or a doctor—to be friends with such a dangerous person, once the news leaks out, he will definitely be expelled from the school. Then, she actually had a close relationship with such a dangerous person that she could go directly to live at home, as the saying goes, "things gather people in groups", and it is definitely not easy for a teacher to be friends with such a dangerous person. Beneath the appearance of natural stupidity, there is actually a hidden dark attribute that will explode once it is stimulated. Let's look forward to the early return of the second season of the anime.

File 5: Chrissy from "Is This a Zombie" (Chestnut Beard)

Occupation: Ayumi Aikawa head teacher of Creative Tour Academy

Dark attributes: Girl in magic costume, middle-aged uncle, female to male

With spiral-shaped pink hair and a fluffy and beautiful white dress, she looks like a very cute little Lori from any angle. However, such a cute girl like a fairy has another identity, that is, a middle-aged uncle who has nothing to love and is addicted to alcohol. And this uncle is still the head teacher of the actor Ayumi Aikawa, can you believe it......

There is a joke that goes like this: "A person who has never seen a box elevator sees a fat woman coming in and a beautiful woman coming out, and he decides to bring his wife to sit down." A similar plot appears at the end of the first season of the anime: "Ayumi Aikawa and the teacher face to face on the stairs, and the one who walks over is obviously an ordinary uncle, but ......"

After passing by, have you seen ......

Uncle has actually become a cute Lori! This is the "staircase magic" that is even more incredible than "elevator magic"!

In Season 2, Chrissy's identity is finally revealed. It turned out that she used to be the strongest girl in magic costume, but she was defeated by the queen, and even her personality and strength were taken away, so she became a middle-aged uncle Chestnut Beard. What did the author want to make such a plot bigger? Does every uncle have a lively girl's heart hidden in his heart?

However, when she is drunk, she will change back to her original loli form, so she can often be seen holding a wine bottle and getting drunk in the health room. Finally, let's take a look at what she looks like when she is in her chestnut beard form. It's incredible, the teachers are really hidden masters......

File 6: Nana Nishigaki from "Swaying Lilies".

Occupation: Science teacher at Nanamori Middle School

Dark Attribute: Explosive Mania

This teacher in a white coat is a science teacher at Nanamori Middle School and an advisor to the student council. She has a great ability to invent, and she is as powerful as she is to destroy. As soon as he appeared, he had to take refuge in the student union because he blew up the laboratory.

Although he has been warned by the principal repeatedly, he still has a dead nature, and he still continues to commit crimes despite his criminal record.

And also left such a famous saying......

"Explosion is the mother of success"

It turns out that Zheng Chenggong's mother should not be called Zheng Failure, but Zheng Bang......

Overall, her research is practical, such as studying how to fly from school to home. However, when considering practicality, consider aesthetics as well. Are you sure you want to fly back like this......

In the end, she lived up to expectations and succeeded in blowing up the student union. The student council president unfortunately hung the lottery, and burned more charred than the culprit.

So there is the CP of "Teacher× President".

However, this is what the teacher said about the relationship between the two......

"That's the one~Explosive Friend~"

With such a teacher, the fate of the president of the explosive friend is too bumpy......

File 7: Umeda Hokuto from "Secretly Loving You".

Occupation: Sakura Kai Boys' High School Doctor

Dark Attribute: Homosexuality, Uncleanness

With fair skin, soft blond hair, polite glasses, and a cold personality, no matter how you look at it, he is a black-bellied man who makes people think about it in shoujo comics, and loves and hates. However, this beautiful school doctor who appeared in the shoujo manga has the powerful power to shatter all girl's dreams in an instant, and that is because he has a special "hidden attribute".

That's right, he's gay, and he came out to the heroine early.

Since then, the heroine's campus life has been more exciting. That is, whenever you go to the health room to find the school doctor, or meet him in other places, you can bump into the picture of him flirting with a beautiful boy! The scared innocent heroine is careful with her liver pounding, and her life is shortened by several years.

However, homosexuality is homosexuality, and everyone in modern society has gradually accepted different sexual orientations. But this teacher is very undisciplined even when he is gay, look, every time the beautiful boy who is overwhelmed by him is different! Sometimes that's the case......

After a few days, it will be like this again......

Teacher, it's not your fault that you're gay, but it's really wrong to be promiscuous.

There are still many teachers in the two-dimensional world who hide unexpected secrets. For example, in "Full-Time Hunter", Xiaojie and Killua's reading ability teacher Bisiji is actually a muscle maniac.

This picture is really frightening no matter how many times you look at it. For another example, the "desperate teacher" is actually a suicidal maniac, the "radio wave teacher" is actually a dead house, and the "spicy teacher" is actually a gangster...... There are so many secrets that teachers don't know, so let's keep our eyes peeled for further exploration. I wish the teachers a happy holiday and the students happier~