"Where's Johnny? Could it be that the bet was lost and did not admit it and slipped away in advance? ”

"That's not her style, even if she loses, she will still seize every opportunity to taunt her opponent, I'll try her phone."

The squad leader dialed Zhuang Ni's phone number, and almost at the same time, a muffled gothic music rang downstairs.

"Juanny hasn't left the hotel yet!" The squad leader ran towards the stairs as he spoke, and I followed her closely.

The early morning sun shines through the lush leaves, scattered in the hotel hall, at this time, there is no one else in the hall except me and the squad leader, and the front desk brother who is responsible for registering the guest information does not know where the road has gone.

"The sun is so dazzling...... If only nuclear winter arrived. ”

Zhuang Ni sat in the position of the little brother at the front desk, yawning boredly.

"Why are you sitting in this place!?" The squad leader was shocked and angry, "Junior high school students can't work, let alone this kind of ......"

"I'm not a part-time job," Zhuang Ni said calmly, "no one pays me for my work, it's just a summer experience." ”

"Experience life!? What kind of life to experience in such a place!? "The squad leader is still haunted by the peach-colored decoration of this hotel, and he must think that this is a place to teach people to learn badly, right?

"If you are here, it can help you see through the essence of men, which can be regarded as a kind of cultivation."

Juanny replied with a light smile and looked at me with an unpredictable look.

"The biggest purpose of men and women is to bring them to open a room, I sit here, I can read everything by looking at the eyes of men......"

"And even if the female companion is around, the man still won't give up looking for other prey, and there are even men who secretly ask for my mobile phone number, which is really ugly......"

"Wait," the squad leader interrupted Zhuang Ni, "Listen to you, haven't you been working here for a day or two?" Do your parents know the truth? If you have the strength to work, why don't you go to school? ”

"Because I have a disease that will die when I go to school." Zhuang Ni said without blushing and without a heartbeat.

"And as I just said, this is not a part-time job, it's just a practice, and this is a step that must be taken in order to go into society in the future."

What are the steps that must be taken? Is it so important to be familiar with the process of opening a house? The squad leader apparently didn't understand it either.

"You...... This hotel employs minors, I'm going to report them! ”

Zhuang Ni sighed deeply, waved her hand to the squad leader, and said, "Forget it, I won't tease you, in fact, this hotel has my uncle's shares, and I just watched my cousin for a while when he went to the toilet." ”

"Huh?" I was amazed, "You mean, this hotel belongs to your uncle?" ”

"No, it's your uncle's!" Zhuang Ni didn't suffer at all, and greeted me angrily.

The squad leader showed a suddenly realized expression, "So, the front desk with dark circles under his eyes is your cousin?" No wonder he covers you everywhere, you don't need an ID card to open a room......"

"yes," admits Juan, "my cousin doesn't have much of a job, and he has been on the stage here since he graduated from high school." ”

I should have found out! That guy doesn't get enough sleep all day, and he really looks a little like Zhuang Ni!

"So, from the time we entered the hotel to the time the electronic door went out of control, it was all a trap for you and your cousin?"

The squad leader clasped his hands in front of his chest, and his expression was very similar to the moment when Conan was about to solve the case.

"Well, although I really want to use superpowers to do this, but after carefully checking my own settings, I found that I didn't have superpowers, so I had to trouble my cousin."

Juanny said unrepentantly.

"Okay, okay, okay, I've been by you again." The squad leader sighed and said, "But if you bet with me, you still lose!" Ye Lin, he didn't ...... There is no original form revealed, so you are not allowed to trick Gong Caicai out to do strange things in the future! ”

"How do you prove that Ye Lin is not in his original form?" Zhuang Ni said in a challenging tone, "At best, you didn't call my phone to ask me for help, you hit the TV so loudly that I couldn't hear anything clearly through the wall." ”

"You...... You've been trying to eavesdrop on us!? Angry red flew up the squad leader's face.

"The U.S. government can eavesdrop on citizens, so why can't I eavesdrop on you? Or is it that the squad leader is a thief? ”

"Huh, nonsense! We are innocent! ”

Zhuang Ni held up her sharp chin and thought carefully, "Hmph, criminal suspects will say that they are innocent, and if you want me to admit defeat, you have to come up with convincing evidence!" ”

I suddenly remembered that Aunt Ren suspected Xiaoqin of secretly tasting the forbidden fruit with me, so she took Xiaoqin to the hospital and asked the obstetrics and gynecology doctor to help check it, so she blurted out:

"It's not difficult to get evidence, as long as the squad leader is willing to lie down on the gynecology chair......"

Halfway through my words, I was greeted with two sharp and cold gazes, and I unconsciously stopped.

"Zhuang Ni," the squad leader said solemnly, "I won't provide you with any evidence, I never lie, you know." ”

Zhuang Ni pondered for a moment, "The squad leader is indeed the most upright person I know, and there is nothing wrong with believing your words, but it is also possible that Ye Lin violated you without knowing the way!" ”

"Hey, hey, hey, I'll sue you for slander if you talk nonsense!"

I couldn't help but interject.

Zhuang Ni looked at me without fear, "As far as I know, there are at least three chemicals that can do that effect, so that the squad leader is violated but has no memory......"

Where did you learn all this discord? What do you do as a girl? Could it be that in order to achieve the purpose of following the squad leader Lily, is there a backup plan for using ecstasy?

At this time, the receptionist - that is, Zhuang Ni's cousin - came back from the bathroom, and Zhuang Ni gave up her place and asked me to sit on the sofa in the hall, and she sat next to me, looking like a police interrogator.

"Squad leader, don't come over yet, I'm going to interrogate Ye Lin alone, if he does that kind of thing, he will definitely show his feet."

"Just ask!" I was not afraid of the shadow, and straightened my back on the couch.

"Ye Lin, the first thing to state is that I hate you very much."

"Huh? It's not about interrogation, is it? ”

"It's true, but every time I see your parallelogram eyes and corgi-like little short legs, it makes me instinctively disgusted."

Enough is enough! My eyes are indeed relatively narrow, but not to the extent of a parallelogram, and as for the corgi's small short legs, Wu Dalang's legs are not so short!

"Okay, the interrogation has officially begun, please don't think, answer my question quickly, can you do it?"

"What's so difficult, you can make a question!"

"Red or black, which color do you prefer?"

"Huh? Where is this? ”

"Don't interrupt me, answer my questions!"

"That'...... Black bar. ”

"Apples or oranges, which fruit do you prefer?"

"Apples."

The more Juanny spoke, the faster she spoke.

"Swimming or running, which sport do you prefer?"

"Running, of course!" Because I can't swim at all!

"Which subject do you prefer, language or politics?"

"I don't like it."

"No, you have to choose one or the other!"

"That'...... Language bar. ”

"K powder and ecstasy, which kind of psychedelic drug do you prefer?"

"K powder......" I replied unconsciously.

"Guilty!" Zhuang Ni suddenly shouted, turned her head and greeted the squad leader, "Ye Lin poisoned you with K powder, this is the true face of a man!" How disgusting! ”

Nima is a super cheating daddy! This kind of quick Q&A is completely a trap! I choose K fans just because I think the letter K is more handsome!

"Zhuang Ni, don't do any more useless struggles," the squad leader pointed out, "Although Ye Lin is not smart enough, what he hasn't done is what he hasn't done, and you can't ask about any flaws." ”

Zhuang Ni did not give up, she pushed the squad leader aside in the name of interfering with the interrogation, and then came back and continued to say to me:

"Ye Lin, you confess, confess leniently, resist strictly."

Confess to your sister! I'm innocent, okay?

"Since you say you're innocent, what did you short-legged pervert do in the room with the squad leader yesterday?"

"Hey, I heard you say I'm a short-legged pervert."

"It doesn't matter, it's just that I like to call you that."

"Trick Gong Caicai out and touch her breasts, Zhuang Ni, you are the real pervert, right?"

"It doesn't matter, it's okay if you like to call me a pervert, please confess what you did to the squad leader last night - did you sleep in the same bed?"

I thought about it for a while, the most noteworthy thing last night was that the black cat "Mimi" came unexpectedly, and the squad leader played with it for most of the night, right?

So I nodded, "I slept in the same bed, but I ......."

Zhuang Ni immediately made the terrifying look that wanted to kill, "I dare to share the bed with the squad leader!" I didn't even have a chance like that! ”

Then he asked, "You bastard, did you do everything you need to do?" ”

"Not really!" I felt a little nervous under Zhuang Ni's gaze, and stammered a little, "After calling me to bed, the squad leader didn't do anything, and kept playing with Mimi......"

"Play...... Playing Mimi?! Zhuang Ni's eyes widened unusually round, and she looked surprised and inexplicable.

I didn't react for a moment, and continued: "yes, but I didn't play much, the squad leader was playing by himself, and I was watching from the side." ”

"You...... You're just watching from the sidelines!? ”

"Yes," I complained, "the squad leader played by himself for most of the night, and I was bored, so I went to bed first." ”

"You...... Feeling bored!? ”

"Of course it's boring!" When I think of last night's scene, I expressed my lack of interest.

Zhuang Ni, who was too shocked, rolled her eyes to the shang, and then finally turned it back, and shouted at me and the squad leader in an accentuated tone: "You two are so perverted! ”

"What?"

Not only me, but the squad leader who came from the side was also confused.

Zhuang Ni stood up from the sofa, shook her blood pressure as if her blood pressure was low, and after holding her forehead to calm herself, she said to us angrily:

"You just said I was perverted...... I think you two are the real perverts! ”

"Squad leader, I misjudged you!" Zhuang Ni trembled with excitement, "You are so self-loving, playing with your own Mimi in front of Ye Lin!" The reason why nothing happened to the two of you was not because of self-control, but because Ye Lin was cold! ”

"The squad leader has played with Mimi, and you haven't reacted, you're still not a man!"

The squad leader and I were speechless.

"Well, Mimi is referring to a cat." I kindly reminded.