Text Text_Chapter 541 Please call me thirteen sister-in-law in the future
Li Nannan didn't want to die, and he didn't expect that under their combined efforts, he would fight a bloody way.
To be able to flee before them is not a shame, but an honor!
According to so far, except for the dragon Teng February Hu to destroy Tang, no one has been able to escape safely after a bloody battle with them.
Li Nannan asked himself, he really didn't have the capital to learn from Hu and Tang to receive this glory.
Otherwise, when Jing Hongming asked him if he had any unfulfilled wishes, he didn't mention others, but only talked about the child that Longcheng City was carrying.
It is true that the child is every father's biggest concern, but it is definitely not what Li Nannan should say, after all, the child has not been born yet, and his biggest concern now is not his wife, or Yue Zitong?
He deliberately said this in order to provoke Jing Hongming.
Generally speaking, the lethality of a person's outburst of anger will be several times more powerful.
But Jing Hongming will not be like this - he is usually too calm and cold-blooded.
The calm and cold-blooded Jing Hongming is the most terrifying.
Jing Hong's life in anger will affect his own normal performance.
Li Nannan thinks so, and it can also be said that he is gambling.
He won the bet.
Jing Hongming's angry punch made him directly dislocate his right arm, but the most frightening murderous aura was replaced by anger.
Anger is very destructive, but it is far less lethal than murderous energy.
Li Nannan also bet that if Jing Hongming had made this punch in a fairly calm situation, then he would have taken advantage of the lethal angle and shattered his wrist with one punch.
The dislocation of his right arm was really nothing to Li Nannan, and when he rolled on the ground, he had already supported his right elbow with his left hand and reset it with a click.
Escape!
Must flee back to my turf!
Although they are powerful, they are not so powerful that two people can cross hundreds of guns.
Li Nannan, who only had this thought in his mind, went into the chaotic forest like a fly without a head.
Wherever the forest is dense and the light is dark, he will drill there.
He could still hear Qin Yuguan's laughter, so lang: "Cao, this kid is not stupid at all, he knows how to provoke you first, and then take advantage of the situation to escape." Ha, haha, I like it. I prefer to kill people who are very smart. One more smart person will pose a threat to my reputation as the smartest person in the world. ”
Uncle Qin, I really don't want to compete with you for the title of the smartest person in the world!
I swear!
Your wife's, don't chase me.
Li Nannan, who scolded in his heart, was a little crying without tears, and he really couldn't understand how there could be such a narcissistic man in the world.
The point is, this super narcissistic guy can still live until now.
What about evil?
Why don't you jump out and take Qin Laoqi away?
Li Nannan, who was running wildly in the chaotic forest with his head down, thought of this, his head slammed and hit a tree - no, it was not a tree.
He crashed into a man.
The super narcissistic Qin Laoqi, unexpectedly, at some point, appeared in front of him ghostly, blocking his way of escape, Aunt Aoi's smiling face, in the dappled moonlight sprinkled through the leaves, looked so weird.
Without the slightest hesitation, Li Nannan half-turned around and ran out again obliquely.
After only three or four meters, he stopped.
Jing Hongming, who was wearing the mask of a smiling Gu God, looked at him with cold eyes, blocking in front of him.
These two men are already in their forties, don't they all say that they are famous, heroes are easy to get old, their bodies were stronger than leopards when they were young, and they should have been slag by the years and women.
But what, it's still so awesome?
It was so awesome that Li Nannan fell into despair.
"Li Nannan, you can't escape."
Jing Hongming's voice once again regained its terrifying calmness.
"Then don't run away."
Li Nannan raised his hand, wiped his mouth vigorously, and replied with a smile.
When he fought with Jing Hongming with all his strength just now, he was not only shocked and dislocated, but also suffered a little internal injury, and blood flowed out of the corners of his mouth.
Qin Yuguan said behind him: "For the sake of your very smartness, you can plant yourself." We will send your corpse back to 800 and hand it over to your wife. ”
Li Nannan slowly retreated, leaned his back against a tree, formed a zigzag with Jing Hongming and the two of them, shook his head and said, "I can't die." ”
Qin Yuguan didn't think that he was stupid when he said this, but said seriously: "Give us a reason." ”
"Except for my wife who said let me die, I can die, no one can let me die."
Li Nannan took a deep breath, and his chest rose and fell rapidly.
The tree he was leaning against had sparse leaves, and when he looked up, he could see a bright moon like a silver plate.
The clear light of the bright moon, when he raised his head, sprinkled on his face and was reflected in his eyes.
Li Nannan's pupils began to turn red slowly, and when he spoke again, his voice seemed to come from deep underground: "Seventh Uncle Qin, Tenth Uncle Jing Hong, you may have known for a long time that my eyes would turn red when I was angry or killed people in the past. ”
Jing Hongming didn't speak, and Qin Yuguan nodded: "Yes." It's uncommon, but it's not uncommon. When we were in South Vietnam against the Tiger Company, I used to see other people's eyes turn mad red. That's because the killing, which is hidden deep in the bones of human beings, has been stimulated. ”
After a pause, he added, "It's like when a woman cries sadly, her eyes turn red." ”
Li Nannan smiled and looked down at Qin Yuguan: "But you definitely don't know, my eyes are red, it's not because the killing in my bones is stimulated." It's not like a woman, sad and crying. It's because there's a dragon in my body. ”
Whether it was Qin Yuguan or Jing Hongming, after Li Nannan said this, his body trembled slightly.
Li Nannan was stunned: "You guys, you already knew?" ”
If they hadn't known it a long time ago, they wouldn't have reacted so obviously in shock when Li Nannan told the biggest secret for his life, but would have sneered and rolled Nima's eggs, thinking that you were the male protagonist in the magic, and there was a dragon hidden in your body.
Jing Hongming didn't answer and asked: "It, now it's going to control you?" ”
"Yes."
Li Nannan nodded with difficulty, looking at his hand that began to tremble slightly: "Whenever I encounter a danger that my human nature cannot bear, it will control me - let me go, I don't want it to kill you." ”
Qin Yuguan smiled: "Are you sure it can kill the two of us?" ”
"Basically, are you sure?"
Li Nannan raised his head again, looking at the silver plate in the sky, the red light in his eyes became more and more abundant, and his whole body trembled: "Today, tonight, it is the night of the full moon." Every time the moon is full, its magic expands many times over. ”
"Sounds like the werewolves of Western legends."
Qin Yuguan took off the mask on his face and said with a smile to Jing Hongming.
Jing Hongming also took off his mask, threw it aside, and said lightly, "I'll come first." ”
Qin Yuguan asked unconvinced: "Why did you come first?" ”
"Because you have too many wives."
Jing Hongming's thought-provoking words did not fall, and he pounced on Li Nannan like a cheetah.
"Whew!"
Li Nannan, whose eyes were shining with demon red, suddenly turned around and opened his mouth, and roared a strange roar.
The whistling sound, like an invisible black dragon, centered on this, swirled in all directions at a lightning speed, causing the mountains to respond and startling countless night birds.
"Quack, quack!"
A night bird screamed, and as it swept overhead, a pool of gray-white bird droppings fell, clicked, and landed on the forehead of Ye Xiaodao, who was looking up into the distance.
He looked in the direction from which the howl came from as if he were unconscious.
The spur, who was sitting on his left, couldn't help but remind: "Brother-in-law, you have bird poop on your face." ”
Ye Xiaodao ignored him.
Spurs thought he hadn't heard, so he leaned over and said, "Brother-in-law, you have bird poop on your face." ”
Ye Xiaodao finally heard it, wiped it on his forehead with his backhand, and wiped it on Spur's face.
Spurs wanted to hide, but he didn't dare to dodge, so he could only let his brother-in-law rub it evenly on his face as if he were rubbing sunscreen.
Ye Xiaodao asked him, "Do I still have bird poop on my face?" ”
Spurs shook his head and retracted his neck.
"Remember how I did it, and don't bother me to remind you next time."
Ye Xiaodao said lightly, put on a cigarette and looked over there in a daze.
Sui Yueyue was looking at the two of them in a daze.
The night before yesterday, she was still in the big bed in the house rented by Li Nannan, dreaming of her happy thirteen milks, but when she woke up today, she found that she had come to this ghost place and saw these two guys.
If it weren't for seeing Ye Xiaodao and the others dressed very modern and conversing in standard Mandarin, Sui Yueyue would definitely suspect that she had crossed over and came to a feudal society with underdeveloped industrial civilization.
When she wakes up, she will definitely be at a loss, where is this?
Then he was afraid, turned over and sat up, hugged his arms tightly with both hands, looked at Ye Xiaodao and asked in a trembling voice, who are you?
Then, she suspected that she had been kidnapped, and was beaten by these two flower pickers, and the black man looked at her with a strong courtship in his eyes, but fortunately he was slapped on the head and in the face by Ye Xiaodao, and when he looked at her again, he was much more honest.
In the end, Sui Yueyue learned that she had neither crossed nor been kidnapped, but was smuggled to the Golden Triangle by them while she was asleep.
She asked, why did you put me in this place?
"Didn't you claim to be Li Nannan's thirteenth grandmother? Then you have to take on the responsibilities of your thirteenth mother. Hopefully, you'll really enjoy your job and use your ingenuity to do the job well, and don't let us big guys down on you. ”
Ye Xiaodao threw her a thick stack of materials and said, "On this, there are all the questions you want to know." Take a closer look, and ask me if you don't understand something. ”
The thick information details the climatic characteristics of the Golden Triangle, the four major poppy-growing areas, the distribution of power in each region, and the "past and future life" of Li Nannan, the current boss of the southern region.
And why she was smuggled here, the mission she was about to undertake.
"After reading it, I will give you a full eight hours to think about whether you are willing to accept the responsibility. If you want, then congratulations, and when I see you again in the future, I will call you thirteen sisters-in-law. Thirteen sisters-in-law, also your name in the Southern District, is like Madame Butterfly who has just been burned to death. ”
Ye Xiaodao told her: "If you don't want to, I won't force you, let alone hurt you, I will only let you sleep well, and when you wake up, you will return to Qingshan and continue to dream of your thirteen milks." ”
Staring at that side for a moment, Ye Xiaodao took out his mobile phone, glanced at the time, and turned his head to look at Sui Yueyue: "Eight hours have arrived, not a second is bad." Did you decide to be a thirteen grandmother or a thirteen sister-in-law? ”
Sui Yueyue took a deep breath and said softly, "Ye Xiaodao, please call me thirteen sister-in-law in the future." ”