A pair of parents PK four babies
"Husband, I'm hungry!" Lin Xiaoxi said pitifully.
"I'm hungry too!" Li Yumin whispered in Lin Xiaoxi's ear, but his hand covered Lin Xiaoxi's plumpness and gently rubbed it.
"Then let's go down to dinner!" Lin Xiaoxi immediately said with a smile, but the voice sounded a little ambiguous.
"Wash and eat!" Li Yumin replied unhurriedly, and his hand came from Lin Xiaoxi's chest to the smooth back.
Lin Xiaoxi's mind came up with such a sentence - eat it after cooking!
In the next second, this picture was shot by PIA.
Where did I think of it again?
I raised my head and wanted to say something, but I was already kissed on the mouth, and I couldn't even make a sound, let alone a complete sentence.
Half an hour later, the passion gradually calmed down.
At this time, Lin Xiaoxi's whole person was completely spread out in Li Yumin's arms, and he didn't want to move.
But this sentence came out of his mouth,
"Husband, you have to pay more attention to your body!"
In fact, she will come up with this sentence, which is completely literal.
There is no extension.
It's just because she suddenly thought that the president was still having a stomach ache last week.
And now they are hungry, and doing such physically demanding things is really bad for the body.
But after they had just finished doing intimate things, when they said it, it changed a little, and when they heard it in Li Yumin's ears, it changed to a different meaning.
"Physically strong?" Li Yumin asked softly in Lin Xiaoxi's ear.
"Well, yes, it's physically demanding to do this kind of thing!" Lin Xiaoxi nodded and followed.
What she meant was that they could eat and eat before cooking!
It's also better for the body!
"Resume morning exercise from tomorrow!" Li Yumin announced directly.
"Huh?" Lin Xiaoxi couldn't react a little, and looked at the president in a daze.
This topic is jumping too fast!
"It's not that I'm physically weak, it's that you can't. You were the one who kept begging for mercy just now! Li Yumin said with a low smile.
"Husband...... I would say that we can come back after eating! Lin Xiaoxi said weakly.
"Yes!" After Li Yumin finished speaking, he hugged Lin Xiaoxi and walked to the shower to take a shower.
And Lin Xiaoxi has an illusion that what she said to the big president is not on the same level.
After taking a shower, I went downstairs, and of course everyone was waiting for the two of them to eat.
Li Yumin's face was calm.
And Lin Xiaoxi is not so cheeky and determined.
Sitting in his place with a red face, he buried his head in his meal.
"Eat more!" Li Yumin took a chopstick dish and put it into Lin Xiaoxi's bowl, and said softly.
"Hmm!" Lin Xiaoxi replied in a low voice.
The next second, I suddenly thought that in the bathroom, she told the president that we could come back after dinner, and then thought that the president said that she was not physically strong.
Then I connected to what the president is talking about now and eat more to increase physical strength......
Well, she wants to be crooked again!
Lin Xiaoxi wanted to cry and continued to eat with his head down without tears, burying his head in self-examination.
So accidentally, she ate too much.
After eating, it was very uncomfortable to sit down, so I had to go for a walk in the back garden.
It's boring to walk alone.
I pulled the big president together.
So the two of them walked in the cold wind.
zuihou, Lin Xiaoxi couldn't help but tremble, and held the big president's arm tighter.
"Baby, we can actually go back to the bedroom for a walk!" Li Yumin reminded at this time.
"Well, it's cold outside!" Lin Xiaoxi nodded violently in response.
After entering the house, Lin Xiaoxi suddenly felt that the whole person came to life.
The children were already asleep by this time.
Lin Xiaoxi followed Li Yumin and went directly back to the bedroom.
In the bedroom, Lin Xiaoxi began to walk around the sofa, feeling obviously much more comfortable than outside.
Li Yumin sat down on the sofa, and then beckoned to Lin Xiaoxi.
Lin Xiaoxi walked over.
Just about to ask what's wrong?
Li Yumin had already reached out and pulled her to sit down on her lap.
Then he said calmly,
"Now it's time to go!"
"What?" Lin Xiaoxi looked at Li Yumin with a puzzled expression and asked.
"If you want to eat tofu, you don't have to be in the cold wind, you can also be in the house!" Li Yumin said with a smile while unbuttoning Lin Xiaoxi's clothes.
“…… %&¥%…… Husband, did you misunderstand? Lin Xiaoxi pressed the placket of his clothes and said hurriedly.
"Misunderstanding what?" Li Yumin pulled her hand away and continued-
"Eat tofu!"
"Really? Where was the misunderstanding? ”
"I didn't want to eat tofu!"
"And what do you want to eat?"
"No, I'm full, I don't want to eat anything!"
"I haven't eaten yet!"
"Then why didn't you eat more just now!"
"You said no!"
“……”
Woo, what she said is not the other to eat!
"Whatever you do should be attentive and especially do. Love! After Li Yumin finished speaking, he held Lin Xiaoxi's face and kissed it, preventing her from continuing to wander away.
Lin Xiaoxi suddenly wanted to cry without tears.
Woo, why does she always have a communication barrier with the president!
They really aren't from one country!
The next morning, Lin Xiaoxi slept soundly on his stomach, but was woken up by Li Yumin.
"Husband, what are you doing?" Lin Xiaoxi was still very sleepy, and asked directly without even opening his eyes.
"Morning exercise!"
"What?"
"Start running in the morning and doing sit-ups in the evening!"
Lin Xiaoxi opened his eyes all of a sudden, stared at the president with an expression of looking at a monster, and asked leisurely after a few seconds,
"Husband, are you sure you weren't sent by God to abuse me?"
But no matter how Lin Xiaoxi complained and protested, she still insisted on getting up and accompanying the president to go for a run.
Because the president gave her two choices.
Either get up and go for a run with him, or they do. Love, anyway, it's the same sport!
Lin Xiaoxi had only one thought at that time - husband, either he had too much physical strength, or he was crazy!
On the first day of running, jog for a kilometer.
But this is already a very difficult task for Lin Xiaoxi, who has not exercised for almost two years.
So when she came back from a jog with the president, she was almost like a tired dog, and she just wanted to nest on the ground and stick out her tongue.
I took a bath, ate breakfast, and accompanied the children, but accidentally fell asleep on the climbing mat.
Later, she was woken up by her mother-in-law and asked her to go upstairs to sleep.
What a shame to be thrown into the North Pole.
Alas......
In the following days, Lin Xiaoxi was restored to the principle of inhuman life at least once a day, and if there was a vacancy he would be doubled later.
And this is not the most outrageous.
What is outrageous is that in addition to such exercises, she also insists on jogging in the morning and sit-ups in the evening.
The only thing that made Lin Xiaoxi feel relieved was that her figure seemed to be getting better and better.
The waist is thin, the abdomen is flat, and the legs appear slender.
Lin Xiaoxi thought about whether he would be able to become a devil if he exercised for a long time.
But looking down at his chest again, alas, there was no noticeable change.
Once the big president said that her breasts were too flat.
She was also very unconvinced, raised her head and said that she was C!
Well, she'll have to admit that C is exaggerating a bit, but at least B+.
Later, she also had a C+ day when she was pregnant and breastfeeding.
At that time, she was very happy, it turned out that having a child also had such benefits, which could enlarge breasts.
As a result, after she was weaned, her breasts also shrank back.
Alas, she was fooled!
Everything is a floating cloud!
The only thing that isn't a floating cloud is that there are four more babies who always ride on her head!
At noon, the sun was nice.
Lin Xiaoxi carried her four babies to bask in the sun in the back garden.
The four babies lined up, the one in the back on the shoulders in front, and then she walked backwards, holding the two hands of the first baby.
They were like penguins, following her around.
This is when Lin Xiaoxi has the most sense of accomplishment.
However, this sense of accomplishment did not last long, as long as the president returned.
The four babies will abandon her directly, and then go to find their father!
Lin Xiaoxi's heart was very unbalanced.
Obviously, she spends a lot of time with them.
Obviously, she is better to them, and the big president is serious and fierce to them.
Clearly......
But why did they still defect as soon as they saw their father?
Later, Lin Xiaoxi summed up the reason - that is, the four babies were afraid of their father, so in order to prevent them from being beaten up for doing wrong things in the future, they had to please their father more in advance!
Because she is like this, every time she does something wrong, she pretends to be innocent, pretends to be pitiful, and wins the sympathy of the big president, which is calculated in nanometers.
[Angel black line: Daughter, you think too much, the baby just loves his father more than his mother!
Lin Xiaoxi crossed his hands on his hips and looked angry: You just think too much, your whole family thinks too much! 】
Although there are times of psychological imbalance, there are also times when the psychology is very balanced, that is, when the babies fall and need pain, they will come to her to hug and kiss.
At this time, Lin Xiaoxi felt that he was instantly great.
Mother's love is irreplaceable! haha!
Alas, but when the child is weaned, she gradually becomes less clingy to her.
Lin Xiaoxi suddenly felt an unprecedented sense of loss.
It's like being abandoned.
Later, she complained to Li Yumin about this, and Li Yumin's advice to her was to continue to give birth, and then she could continue to stay with the child.
Lin Xiaoxi once again felt that he was not from the same country as him.
[The problem of naming four babies]
Until the time the child was full moon, the names of the four babies had not been finalized.
A guest came to the house and asked what the child's name was.
Lin Xiaoxi was out of words.
Do you want to say that it is called a big baby, two babies, three babies, and four babies.
I had to smile awkwardly and said,
"It's not settled yet!"
"It's not easy to choose a name for a child.
It is related to the child for a lifetime.
Be cautious indeed! ”
Lin Xiaoxi wanted to say that it was not a matter of prudence, but that he didn't know what to call?
But this seems to be close to the meaning of prudence, so I have to continue to remain silent and echo a yes!
It's not good to ask my father-in-law again, have the names of the four children been confirmed?
Li Yumin said before that he would just give it to his father to pick it up.
Lin Xiaoxi didn't ask more, but asked once when the moon was almost full.
My father-in-law said, after thinking about a few, it's not very ideal, let him think about it again, don't worry!
So she didn't ask again.
When the two of them went back to the room to rest in the evening, Lin Xiaoxi leaned on Li Yumin and asked,
"Yu Min, do you know that Dad has chosen the names for the children?"
"Dad called today. After a few words, I think it's okay.
Dad later said that he was thinking about it, and it would be determined in the next two days! Li Yumin responded.
"Really, what's Dad's name?" Lin Xiaoxi suddenly asked excitedly.
"Li Yiyi, the eldest daughter, Li Shier, the second daughter, Li Ruishan, the third daughter, is the youngest son's name is not very good! Because Dad plans to use the word zuihou to use the consonant to represent one, two, three, four. Fourth, the meaning of this homophonic word is more haode, and it is not difficult to find. Li Yumin said.
"It's really hard to find!" Lin Xiaoxi replied.
"Wait for Dad to think about it in the next two days, if you have any suggestions, you can also mention them to Dad!"
"Listening to the names that my father gave to the eldest baby, the second baby and the third baby, I instantly felt that I hadn't learned the Chinese well, how dare I get an axe in the class!" Lin Xiaoxi suddenly laughed.
"When did you become so humble?" Li Yumin teased.
"It's very humble!" Lin Xiaoxi turned over and lay on Li Yumin's body and smiled even more happily, his index finger on his chest and continued, "Yumin, you see how lazy my parents were in naming me back then!"
There is a creek near my house, and I heard that I owe water in the five elements, so I named it Xiaoxi! How easy it is! ”
"There is nothing unpleasant about the name Xiaoxi, it is easy to understand and pleasant!" Li Yumin hugged her and answered.
"Coax me!"
"No, it's from the heart!" Li Yumin responded. "When I heard your name back then, I remembered it immediately!"
"Haha, I really didn't want you to remember it back then!" Lin Xiaoxi buried his head in Li Yumin's shoulder socket, and his body trembled with laughter.
Back then, she was almost on par with him, and every time she saw him, it was always an unlucky time.
If she guessed correctly, he knew that her name was Lin Xiaoxi, and it should have been after she poured the coffee on his crotch!
So it's really not a good thing for him to remember her name in this situation.
Later, the names of the four children finally settled down.
Of course, at home, they are still more accustomed to calling children by their nicknames, big baby, second baby, third baby, and fourth baby.
There was also a joke about it.
For a while, I happened to be replaying the previous animated face gourd baby.
Someone asked Siwa, what is your name.
The fourth baby replied calmly with a small face-gourd baby!
The other party was stunned for a moment, then laughed the next second, and said to Lin Xiaoxi in a row, why is this kid so cute!
Lin Xiaoxi could only cry and laugh.
When I went back, I asked about the four children,
"If you're a gourd baby, who is your mother?"
"Snake Spirit!"
"Huh?"
"Otherwise, the gourd baby weishenme calls the snake spirit as a mother?"
“……”
Children should also know how to read the key points when watching animations, aren't you obviously not looking for the key points?
As the child gets older, there are more jokes.
One day, Li Yumin and Lin Xiaoxi took their four children to the playground to play.
Dawa is a natural master of making friends, so he brought back a little boy after playing the merry-go-round, and then pointed to his parents and introduced,
"He's my dad and she's my mom! My dad is handsome and my mom is beautiful! ”
Then the little boy cried out politely with a timid smile,
"Hello uncle, hello sister--"
Lin Xiaoxi turned his head to look at Li Yumin, and was suddenly embarrassed!
Later, the little boy's mother couldn't find her child, and after a circle, she finally found her son who was taken away by Li Yiyi.
Lin Xiaoxi could only awkwardly talk to the other party.
"Children are more naughty, no way!
Wow, you still brought so many of them out, even the children of relatives. ”
"No, it's our own children." Lin Xiaoxi had no choice but to explain.
"You gave birth to four at once?
Family planning is not a lot of fines!
Look at that big director Chaosheng, he has been fined so much money! The other party said with some stagnation.
"That...... We are quadruplets! ”
"Really, you're too good to give birth!"
“……”
"No wonder they look the same, they are about the same size, and the one with the child is your husband!"
"yes!"
"Your husband looks familiar!"
"He's got a public face!"
"It's rare to see such a public face!"
“……”
I finally chatted with the child's mother for a while, and took the child to continue to play other projects.
That pirate ship, Lin Xiaoxi said that he wouldn't let the children play with anything.
As a result, the children did not listen to her at all, and they were clamoring to fly.
Lin Xiaoxi was so angry.
I didn't expect the president to kill in seconds with a single sentence.
Pirate ship rules prohibit children under 1.4 meters from playing!
Well, the children can only obediently continue to move on, looking for activities to play.
And her eyes widened, always looking for where the words were, why didn't she see them.
I searched around and didn't find it, and then Lin Xiaoxi couldn't help but ask Li Yumin, where is that reminder written?
Li Yumin responded calmly - I'm talking nonsense!
Lin Xiaoxi was directly speechless!
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Regarding the question of choosing names for the four children, there are many enthusiastic readers who have given suggestions, thanks for the support!
Now it's just four babies away!
Because in addition to many factors to consider, there is also a point that the name cannot be the same as the name of a loved one.
So someone called Li Yi* before, but they forgot about Lin Yi's uncle! haha!