Chapter 0003: Get Out, Let's Break In

Zhang Wei and I are around the case, playing billiards fluffily, Wang Mumu and chicken intestines, and Zhang Lu is singing "Can't Hurt", the three of them cooperate tacitly, there is eye interaction, the rhythm is generous and powerful, the words are clear, it is really a divine comedy, and a short paragraph is cut below, everyone can enjoy it.

"There are so many beauties around you, but it seems that they only take a fancy to me, so they don't come to me after cutting their waists, and they don't have time to accompany me to make trouble with me!!" The chicken intestine had a resentful expression, a little hip-hop style, and the left eye teased Wang Mumu three times

Zhang Lu answered, making a melancholy look, and her tone trembled slightly: "There are so many intestines in your life, it turns out that I am only one of them, I am very sad, I ask you weishenme, am I not infatuated enough to provoke anger!" ”

"I can't afford to hurt, I really can't afford to hurt!!" Wang Mumu held his cheeks, his nasal voice trembled slightly, and his hair was slightly messy

"Husband's song, who wrote ??!"

"Wang Mumu wrote the lyrics, Zhang Lu composed the music, and the chicken intestines sang these three affectionately, alas!! Why is fate so "" people!! Chenchen looked at the three of them in a daze, a little sad and a little regretful

"No, let's do it for the three of them" Zhang Wei shook his head and hit a shot with fire.

"After thinking about it, Mu Mu said, I can't sleep at night, the three of us sleep together, a bit of two B, he always feels that the chicken intestines are a little suspicious of sleeping with his daughter-in-law, wait a minute!" I said.

"It's okay"

Bang Dang!

Just as a group of us were pulling calves in the house, the door of the private room was pushed open, and Li Meng, Qingzhong, Sister Baobao, and Brother Xu walked in with a smile.

"Tell you Manager Zhang, the door is locked for me tonight, we won't leave tonight, the food will come up in a while, don't send people to the room, just go upstairs and open ten private rooms for me to connect together!" Brother Xu smiled and said to the waiter.

"Okay, can you bluff?!" Li Meng asked in a low voice.

"two kidneys, can't make one kidney??" Brother Xu said weakly.

Then he and Li Meng took off their suits and shirts directly, took off their watches and handed them to Sister Baobao, topless, with their beer bellies exposed, ready to scare us to death with their stomachs.

With a bang, the waiter brought the door, and we were all left in the house.

"Come on, let's get started!! Zhang Wei went home, Mu Mu, the intestines were discharged, saying that nothing else was useless, the door was locked, if you don't give it to me tonight, the whole ten bottles of beer, half a catty of white, the fierce master will fuck his ass, the kind with props!! Brother Xu shouted rudely.

", that's for sure, grab your gun and get on the horse!!" Li Meng cooperated without hesitation.

"Oh, fuck me, there's really no burying it, I'll pout you to fuck one, I'll see you fuck one, you really don't know, how many thermometers I crushed in the hospital!" Wang Mumu covered his waist and stood up suddenly.

When Li Meng saw Wang Mumu, he immediately withered, and took a step back with some embarrassment: "Don't make trouble, they're all friends, what are you doing if you have nothing to do!" ”

"!!" With a bang, I scored a black 8, sat on the billiards case, and began to coax.

"Together! Together!!"

"Oh hoo!!" Zhang Wei squeezed his hands and whistled

"Phew, shameless!" Zhang Lu took Sister Baobao's arm and took a sip.

"Let them zuihou make a fuss for the night!" Sister Baobao looked at the figures of everyone with a smile and whispered.

"What do you mean??" Ling asked slightly puzzled.

"It's okay!" Sister Baby shook her head.

A group of us gathered around the dining table and sat down one after another, all shirtless, some of the daughters-in-law hugged the daughter-in-law, and those who did not have the daughter-in-law hugged the man, of course, no one with two daughters-in-law could hug.

According to the convention, every time before drinking, Brother Xu will symbolically make two opening sentences, this time is no exception, Brother Xu lit a cigarette, looked at us with a smile, picked up the wine glass, and said a little abnormally: "Four years of flying, Mumu, Chenchen, Weiwei, Qingzhong, Dakang, intestines and Lei Lei in Guangzhou, you little cubs have followed me for four years, and the time has passed so fast, I am 30 years old in a flash, I remember that when I first met you, I was still a student, I have to have a few people to make money for a night club, and I have a daughter-in-law in a few years, and I also know how to send some money to my family, I am very pleased to see you grow step by step, I am very happy and proud, not to mention, let's have a drink, commemorate our four years of bloody youth, commemorate the four years we have walked together!! ”

After listening to Brother Xu's words, we were all a little flustered, and Wang Mumu asked directly: "Brother, you have a terminal illness, why are you so sensational!" ”

"It's okay, I'm old, I like to think back to some of the past, come, have a drink with me!!" Brother Xu surprisingly didn't beat Wang Mumu, but stood up with his arms around his neck, a glass of white wine ran down his throat and flowed into his stomach, and Brother Xu, who was choking, coughed.

"What are you doing!! It's been a long night, drink a little bit! Chenchen stopped with his hand.

"It's okay, happy today!!" Brother Xu smiled and wiped the tears that came out of his "choking" and pushed away Chenchen's wrist.

"Then drink it, rub it!" As soon as I said that, everyone stood up and had a drink with Brother Xu.

"Goo-dong!!" Before we could finish drinking, Brother Xu took another drink.

", can you do it, it's so damn good, I can't stand drinking orange juice!! Old JB uses kidneys, and if it should be used badly, it's a one!! Wang Mumu looked at Brother Xu silently, his triangular eyes blinked, as if he realized something.

Sister Baobao didn't stop Brother Xu, and kept smiling at us.

"To tell you the truth, I'm really annoying you, one by one, you have a good idea, you're disobedient, you always stab me Lou Zi and want to beat you, when you're all old again, when you're outside, you also want to have a face, say a few words, and no one listens, but fortunately, when you are most worried, I and Mengzi gritted our teeth and survived, and now you are doing things, you have a sense of proportion, and you will see more outside in the future, less to say that you have been wronged, and you are not satisfied, big brother, I will still be in charge of you, hehe!" Brother Xu's face was slightly red, he talked a lot, his eyes were hooked, he looked at us one by one, and drank another glass.

"Did he drink too much??" Chenchen muttered in a low voice.

"Where is he babbling?" Qingzhong was also a little confused.

And I, Zhang Wei, Mu Mu, and Ji Guzi, all looked at Brother Xu silently, with some confusion, some disbelief, and some distress in their eyes

Brother Xu's eyes were a little red, he gritted his teeth, directly extinguished the cigarette butt with his hand, forced himself to grin and said, "Brother will accompany you here, you are too old to go out, break in!" ”