Eight hundred is the name of this small mountain village, but it cannot be found on the map of the administrative region of China.

The small mountain village is called this name not because it has 800 residents, in fact, plus the cubs in the womb of the stupid girl who may be pregnant, that is, more than 100 people, it has not existed for 800 years, but because it is 800 miles away from the nearest county seat.

Eight hundred in the depths of the mountain, the old man hunted a prey, if you want to go outside the mountain to change some needles and threads, you have to walk all day, saying that this is a paradise, it is not false at all.

In a remote mountain village like this, which is deep in the mountains, it is said that the residents should have been relocated long ago to make it easier to manage, and to prevent them from marrying each other for generations, and there will be consanguineous marriages, leading to genetic assimilation and population extinction.

It is even more impossible, give them electricity and build a road into the mountains.

But eight hundred is alive like this, Li Nannan lived here until he was fourteen years old, and no one despised him because of his strange appearance, and treated him and the two stunned children, and tied up and waited for the little rabbit cub equally.

Li Nannan's inferiority complex is mainly due to the fact that he was taken abroad by the old man after he was 14 years old, and he grew up like a weed.

If he lives here all the time, hum, the second stunned may not be able to run the stupid girl to bed.

Eight hundred villages to the north over a hill, you will see a deep valley, the deepest part of a big cave, when I was a child, Li Nannan and others went there several times, were chased out by the three masters who guarded the tomb, scared to cry dad and call mother, the scar on the buttocks of the second stunned man, this is how it was left.

The cave is the burial ground of 800 villagers, and it is also the most sacred place, and men and women under the age of sixteen are not allowed to enter it—if a woman has to go in, then she is wearing a shroud and being carried in a coffin.

I heard that more than 20 years ago, there was a bold woman who sneaked in when the three masters went out hunting, and when they came out, they went crazy, as if they were haunted by a hundred ghosts, and they ran into the mountains and never came back.

That incident, the whole village was very taboo, no one dared to mention it, Li Nannan could know, it was also when he was nine years old, after being awakened by urine, he listened to his wife and the old man chat.

Eight hundred villagers, no matter where they went, should not speak of that place to anyone, or they would be cursed with the most vicious of all.

The more mysterious the place, the more interested Li Nannan became, looking forward to growing up to sixteen years old soon, and going to the cave to have a look, because by chance, he heard the three great masters who went home to celebrate the birth of their grandson, and after getting drunk, they called that place the Valley of the Kings, and in the cave, there was an ancient emperor, eight hundred villagers, who were actually descendants of the emperor's tomb.

What kind of emperor is so good, the emperor's tomb has not been taken care of by those tomb robbers until now?

When Li Nannan grew up, he always thought about this problem, and his heart was itching, and every time he came back, he wanted to go to the Valley of the Kings to have a look, but the rules changed again - men, you must leave descendants for the village before you can go to that place.

Over the years, the only outsiders who can come to live in 800 are Li Nannan, who was injured with Xie Qing, and later added a mother-in-law.

No one knows that in the 100,000 mountains, this isolated small mountain village hides a big secret that will shock the world as soon as it is exposed, just like if Li Nannan just came here, he would definitely be shocked when he saw that the second stunned man could break a stone with one punch.

Eight hundred and ten residents, over fourteen years old, both men and women, put outside, are only masters in martial arts novels, just go out, you can beat anything Peternov, Fujita Tsuyoshi and the like, all over the ground to find teeth.

In their opinion, they have been practicing since they were children, and with such a strong force value, it is as normal as a person who has to eat while he is alive, there is nothing to show off, and no one has ever gone out except for the old man.

If you leave the eight hundred without permission, the spirits of the ancestors and fathers in heaven will not rest in peace.

However, Li Nannan is a special person, because of Progeria, he can't be like the two stunned people, he has been casting the foundation (practicing) since he was three years old, and after the age of fourteen, he just started casting the foundation, and was bombarded abroad by the old man.

Why didn't Li Nannan be allowed to learn martial arts in Eight Hundred?

The old man's answer was very simple, you are just an abandoned baby who has been picked up, and you are destined not to be like your wife, who can marry a woman of 800 and become an aborigine, you do not belong here, of course you can't learn the housekeeping skills of 800.

The old man also said that he was able to persuade the other 800 residents to let Li Nannan live here for 14 years, and it was already the village chief's grace, and it is said that he also asked the wisest old man in the village to calculate a hexagram for him and make sure that he, a monster of premature aging, would not affect the feng shui of the Valley of the Kings, so he reluctantly agreed.

This is Li Nannan's home, and it is not his home - this is Eight Hundred, the first place he thought of after being injured, no matter how much he was wronged and hit outside, as long as he could come here, he could quickly forget all the unhappiness.

Here, he is Li Nannan, a monster who has grown up healthily here.

In the past, the second stunned and others laughed at him, but he was only farther than everyone who peed, and Li Nannan won the penultimate place.

This time, the second stunned took the penultimate one, and laughed at him when he tied it up, and he said that he had spent all his energy on stupid girls recently, and he was careful not to die at a young age, and he lived in the Valley of the Kings to accompany the three masters.

The second stunned man was ashamed and angry, chased and tied up, but didn't catch up, and was so angry that he punched the stone, and the stone shattered.

The corners of Li Nannan's mouth jumped, and he began to feel inferior again.

In his normal state, he can't be stunned like this.

The two of them didn't think it was a big deal, after the communists produced Li Nannan's cigarettes, they mentioned one thing - long before Li Nanfang came to 800, there were two outsiders, who entered the mountain with a ghostly head, and after meeting the two stunned people who were collecting firewood, they asked where 800 was, and asked if they had met a woman.

The two men took out a photograph of a very handsome and gentle woman.

The second stunned handed the photo to Li Nannan: "Oh, this is your mother-in-law." ”

The woman in the photo is indeed Li Nannan's mother-in-law, it was captured, she was walking out of Yue Zitong's villa at that time, and she was wearing clothes, which should have been the evening when she left Qingshan with Xue Xinghan.

"What about the two men?"

Li Nannan only glanced at it, and his brows furrowed.

The stone said, "Dead." After asking what they did, they threw it under the manger. ”

Looking at his fluttering tone, it seems that the death of two people is not as important as the death of his own two chickens.

Tie up and interject: "They confessed that it was a guy surnamed Long, and they asked them to come to your mother-in-law." As for why, they don't know, they just act on orders. ”

The second stunned man took the words: "If they are willing to listen to persuasion, obediently turn around and get out, instead of pretending to leave and sneaking through the manger behind our backs, we don't want to kill anyone." ”

The trough is a ravine that the outside world must pass through for 800 years, about ten meters wide and dozens of meters long, but it is very deep, and there is no day below, standing on it can smell the corrosive smell of leaves and carrion corpses.

Standing on a high place and looking at the ravine, it looks like a manger, and it is said that when horses came here, they would be affected by the breath below and be frightened, so it was named a horse manger.

Li Nannan knew that somewhere in southern Xinjiang, there was also a place called the manger, and the National Geographic Channel had reported there, and it was said that on the night of the full moon, there would be Yin soldiers appearing, and the sound of fighting on the ancient battlefield was heard.

The trough here is the last line of defense of Eight Hundred Village, and it is also the outer gateway of the Valley of the Kings, and without permission, any outsider who does not listen to the persuasion will basically be thrown underneath.

"That's the person with the pearl dragon in the sky, a pervert with a mother-love plot."

Li Nannan took the photo, looked at the moonlight for a moment, lit it with a lighter, and as soon as he let go, the night wind blew away, like a ghost fire, flickered a few times, and disappeared.

"How far is Pearl from us?"

He leashed and asked, "If it's close, we'll catch that dragon and throw it into the manger." That way, he won't beat your mother-in-law's idea anymore. ”

"If you're going to walk on foot, it's going to take months, right?"

Li Nannan was reluctant to mention those rotten people outside to them, but these guys just asked: "Your mother-in-law is so smart, and your daughter-in-law must be very handsome, right?" When, take a look before the manger, if there is a silly girl. ”

"Can you not mention my daughter-in-law, don't mention my mother-in-law?"

"Long nights, no sleep, no mention of them, so what do I do? Could it be that it is farther than anyone to pee? ”

The stone that can recite the bright moonlight in front of the bed is definitely the kind of talent in the village, the kind that has been passed down from generation to generation, because his father is the village head, so he can say such elegant words as a long night.

"Let's go down to the manger?"

Li Nannan looked around and whispered, "Aren't you interested in that below?" ”

"Grass, no, you can't go to that place, my father said, if I dare to have this idea, I will break my third leg - Li Nannan, where is my third leg?"

The curiosity of the great genius stone, when he mentioned the third leg, overpowered the apprehension that he must not go to the manger to explore.

Li Nannan raised his hand and patted him on the back of the head.

The stone touched the back of his head with his backhand, and said very curiously: "It's not like a leg, but it's like a scoop." ”

Ignoring this talent, Li Nannan asked the two stunned and chained: "If he doesn't go to pull it down, let's go three." ”

"You two go, I remember that the silly girl is still waiting for me tonight."

After the two stunned finished speaking, he turned around and left, calling without looking back.

The stone followed.

scolded the coward, Li Nannan looked at the leash with hope.

Chained up and looked up at the moon in the sky, and said blankly: "Hey, where is the moon, why is it dark?" ”

When I got home, I wanted to get a flashlight, and then I came out to find the moon and left, and Li Nannan was the only one left, and he scolded the coward, raised his leg and touched the black army thorn, and decided to try it alone in Longtan.

Isn't it just a deep ditch that throws the dead, what's the big deal, can you bite Lao Tzu's bird?

Li Nannan, who drank half a catty of liquor tonight, shook his neck and walked briskly towards the side of the manger.

When it was a full 300 meters, the corrosive breath emitted from under the horse trough came from the wind, and it smelled terrible, which made Li Nannan wonder if he was a cheap, why did he run to this shitty place to get stinky?

But since I'm already here, I have to go down and see what I say, even if my toes just stick to the ground, I can climb up, and I can sleep soundly tonight.

The manger in the moonlight is even deeper, and there is still a little phosphorus fire shaking underneath.