"Wife, didn't I confess to you before?

Xinxin was my first girlfriend.

But we've been broken up for many years!

Now just ordinary friends! Li Yuzhe replied helplessly.

"Okay, then tell me the story of your first love.

By the way, how do you usually get along with these two ordinary friends? Cheng Xixi said with a weird smile while drawing circles on Li Yuzhe's body.

"Wife, do you doubt me?" Li Yuzhe asked innocently.

"I don't doubt your mother, I just doubt you!" Cheng Xixi deliberately misinterpreted.

"Wife, I really have nothing to do with Su Xin!" Li Yuzhe replied with tears and laughter.

"Be lenient in confession, strict in resisting!" Cheng Xixi had a soft and hard expression.

"Wife, I only have you in my heart!"

"Come less, explain things!"

Li Yuzhe looked at Cheng Xixi and asked innocently,

"Confess what?"

Cheng Xixi raised his eyes to look at Li Yuzhe and said with a smile,

"Do you want to say it a third time?

If I had to say it a third time,

The consequences are severe!

You say that I castrated you directly, so that you don't have to be merciful all the time outside?

Or will you be crippled directly, so that the women outside will always think about you? ”

"Wife, don't be so ruthless!"

"Women just have to be cruel to men!" Cheng Xixi answered tightly.

"Did Xinxin come to you and say something?" Li Yuzhe asked.

"Su Xin is Su Xin, and her name is Xin Xin, don't you feel disgusting!

Is she your girlfriend, or your dear lover?

It's also Xinxin, Xinxin, sometimes the pronunciation is not accurate, I thought it was a gorilla! ”

"Alright, Su Xin!

I'm just getting used to it.

It's like I call you Sissy! ”

"My name was Xixi, okay,

I haven't seen you call me Xiaoxi or Xi'er so affectionately! ”

Li Yuzhe suddenly had a black line.

"It's better to call Sissy better."

"Don't shift the focus. Tell me honestly, what are you going to do with that Su Xin now? ”

"I'm not going to do anything!

She has nothing to do with me! ”

"Does it really matter?"

"Not really!"

"Really? If there really isn't,

As soon as people call, you will answer the phone.

As soon as someone has something, you go,

Are people lonely, do you have to warm people's beds? ”

"Nonsense.

I have nothing to do with Xin and Su Xin! ”

"Innocent P, do you dare to say that you haven't been together before?"

"That was before, and it wasn't after the breakup."

"Really?"

"Nonsense!

Do you think your husband is a cowherd?

Still warm the bed everywhere? ”

"You're better than a cowherd, aren't you?

What is the charge for the warm i bed of the cowherd?

You're giving it away for nothing! ”

“……

Wife, there really isn't.

I swear! ”

"I swear that if it works,

What else do you want the police to do!

Come, ask you a few questions,

If you can answer, I'll let you go! Cheng Xixi continued.

"Ask!" Li Yuzhe replied with a sigh.