Chapter 357: The Old Man Plays with the Naughty Boy
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"Hehehe, it's good, it's good......" Zheng Dongfang smiled a little reluctantly, at our age, we can respond to your grandfather's name, but why do you still add an old word in front of the word grandpa? ? Are we that old??
"This ......" The old grandmother saw that the two of them were pale, and she was a little at a loss, could it be that there was something wrong with the name of the grandson??
"Come on, children, eat meat skewers...... Zheng Dongfang didn't plan to worry about children, after all, let Uncle Zheng and Uncle Zheng call for a long time, and there is also a kind of broken jar and broken meaning, you just call me ancestor, I should do it, so I will take meat skewers for the little baby to eat. net
"Grandpa Xiexie...... "The little baby is very polite, and after taking the meat skewers, she didn't forget to thank you."
"You're kind to what?? Eat ......," Zheng Dongfang said with a smile.
The little baby immediately ate a lot, after so many days, there was not much meat on the table at all, and the oil and water in the stomach had already been consumed, so it was time to replenish it.
"Kids, do you want to drink??" Yunzhongzi Daoist and Zheng Dongfang are not all the way, he is a personality that must be reciprocated, although he will not really be this little baby, but it is still okay to tease.
"Old fairy, you really know how to joke, how can children drink??" The old grandmother hugged her great-grandson tightly and looked at the old Taoist priest vigilantly.
"Man, how can you not drink??" Daoist Yun Zhongzi boldly picked up a bottle of beer, raised his neck and blew on the bottle.
"Old lady, I want to drink ...... too" The little baby looked at the bold appearance of Daoist Yunzhongzi. I was envious.
"Nonsense, if you dare to drink, let your grandfather spank you......" The grandmother scared her great-grandson.
"My grandfather doesn't beat me......" The little baby looked up at her little face and looked at her grandmother with blinking eyes.
"Then let your dad beat you......" said the old woman.
The little baby immediately didn't dare to say any more. The old man, the old lady, and the grandfather, grandmother, and grandpa don't beat anyone, but the father and mother beat people.
"Manly man, how can you be afraid of being beaten??" The Cloud Son Dao Leader was on the side and instigated. "I heard that after drinking, it doesn't hurt to be beaten......"
"Really??" The little baby immediately came to the spirit, if it was beaten, it would not hurt. Then this wine must be drunk, with wine, what you didn't dare to do before, you will do it in the future, anyway, it doesn't hurt for mom and dad to spank. Then let them fight, whatever they want, until they get tired.
"Old fairy?? Is there anything like you?? Why don't you teach your children to learn well? The old grandmother stopped doing it, glaring angrily at the head of the cloud. A pair of old eyes are about to erupt with fire.
"I teach my children to drink, why can't I learn well?? Drinking is a skill that a pure master must know......" Yun Zhongzi Daoist smiled. Some scoundrels said.
"You ......" the old grandmother was angry, but she was old. His arms and legs are not very neat, but he can't fight, so he can only stare at him with eyeballs.
"The age of the old road is not far from three digits...... "Yun Zhongzi Daoist held the beer bottle and blew on the bottle in a chic manner.
"It's not far from three digits?? Isn't that almost a hundred years old?? The old grandmother looked at Yun Zhongzi Daoist with some surprise, "It doesn't look like it at all, I thought you were younger than me......"
"Hmph......" The old Taoist snorted coldly, put the empty wine bottle on the table, picked up a piece of wolf leg, and gnawed it up.
"So, it's not appropriate for a child to call him grandpa...... Zheng Dongfang said in one sentence, "It's more appropriate to call the old fairy and the Taoist chief than to call the old grandfather.........,
"Yes...... the old grandmother was embarrassed, "It's all because we didn't educate well, but we offended the old fairy......"
"It's okay, it's just that I'm unhappy in my heart, and I want to make a joke with this little baby and tease him......" Yun Zhongzi Daoist was happy at this time.
"Old man plays naughty boy...... Wang Hui has been watching from the sidelines, and when he saw the lazy appearance of the Taoist chief in the clouds, he shook his head and smiled.
"Hahahaha......" Yunzhongzi Dao Chang bold daxiao, toe lightly on the ground, body like a wild goose, instantly flew up, and then fluttered to the roof of the dining car, that fluttering energy, just like the gods in the sky.
"Fairy ......" The little baby was stunned, and after four or five seconds, he pointed to the old Taoist priest on the roof of the dining car and shouted loudly.
"I said you still can't eat it?? If you don't eat it anymore, if you wait for too many people, there will be no more of you......" The old grandmother was afraid that her great-grandson would collide with this strange old Taoist priest again, so she hurriedly stopped him from yelling.
At this moment, four or five little babies ran out of the direction of the gate of the community, and a few little babies looked around and saw the meat skewers all over the table, and hurriedly ran over.
These little babies have a very good tutor, and they didn't rush up and eat meat skewers directly, but stood not far from the dining table, staring at them.
"Don't be stunned, hurry up and eat......" Wang Hui grabbed a handful of meat skewers and distributed them to the little babies.
"Grandma Xiexie......" The little babies immediately took it, bowed to Wang Hui and thanked him, and then ate it with a big mouthful.
"......" Listening to the little babies calling grandma, Wang Hui felt a little uncomfortable in her heart, and looked at her son under the pillar of the door, and couldn't help but sigh.
After a few little babies ran out, it didn't take much effort, and the adults also came, a group of three, a group of two, while walking slowly, talking and laughing, they also saw a group of science maniacs under the doorpost, but no one greeted them, because they were in this state, they were too familiar, this was a state of fascination, if they rashly greeted them, they were very likely to be scolded, and even beaten twice is not impossible.
"Come on, come on, hurry up and eat barbecue...... Wang Hui beckoned to everyone.
"Auntie, there was a guy who was dressed very strangely just now. It's not that you can't step on the words on the ground, you say it's not weird, in our community, he is in charge. You said that he is not a property, but he is quite wide......" A young woman who was about thirty years old came over with her fat buttocks, and while complaining to Wang Hui, she also looked at Zheng Dongfang with her eyes, the clothes that the young man was wearing just now were exactly the same as the clothes this person was wearing, could it be that ancient costumes are popular this year??
"You didn't step on it?? Oops, look at me. It's really nonsense, if you step on it, you can't come out in a hurry......" Although Wang Hui has never seen those words, she also knows that those words are amazing. I was worried that the young woman in front of me was stepping on the words, but when I thought that she had come out, she must have not stepped on it, and I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
"What's wrong with stepping on a few words?? When the young man is gone, I have to stomp on it...... "This young woman is quite an interesting person. Of course, she said that she really didn't get to the point of deliberately stepping on words so boring, but will she pay attention to the words on the ground when she travels in the future? That's two things.
"Zhang Ya, I can tell you. Don't step on those words, otherwise your life will be in danger......" Wang Hui warned the young woman with a straight face. Even the full name is used, not the nickname of acquaintances.
"There will be no danger to life, it is completely hopeless...... Zheng Dongfang interjected, "Those few lines of words are the internal strength of the mind carved by a god, which allows you to practice qigong according to the mental method, and you can also use it to prevent the raid of demon beasts, but that word, there is no magic enough to distinguish whether it is a person or a demon beast who steps on it......"...,
"I said uncle, you really know how to talk ......" Zhang Ya glanced at Zheng Dongfang, and couldn't help rolling her eyes, "Where are the immortals in this world??" ”
"Xiaoya, you can't say that, there are really immortals in this world...... "The old grandmother saw Zhao Chuanxi's strange figure, and heard Yunzhongzi Daoist say that he, who is a master, is not an immortal, so she is convinced of the immortals.
"Grandma, there are no gods in this world, they are all deceitful...... Zhang Ya was not polite, walked to the table, pulled a stool and sat down, and then grabbed two kebabs and ate them deliciously.
"You wait, I'll let you know what a fairy is in a while......" The old grandmother couldn't help but be a little angry when she saw that Zhang Ya didn't believe her words, thinking that the old fairy said just now that the fairy would conjure up a car, so she planned to speak with facts, let you see it with your own eyes, and see if you still believe it or not.
"Yes, yes......" Zhang Yacai didn't care about this old lady in general, she responded in her mouth, but she didn't care at all with her expression.
"This old fairy just now flew to the car...... "The great-grandson of the old *** also witnessed the scene of the old Taoist flying to the roof of the car just now, and then he stood up to help his grandmother.
"Flew to the car??" Zhang Ya followed the little baby's gaze and glanced at the roof of the dining car, "Don't say it, this car is really high enough......"
"Of course...... Wang Hui was a little proud, because she knew that their family would soon have a car, "Now the car can't be driven, if you can drive such a car out, it will be a glorious thing......
"This car is actually made of wood, and you can't ride it upside down??" Zhang Ya glanced at the dining car, and a smile appeared on the corner of her mouth.
"That's what you don't understand, the shock absorption system of this car is very advanced, don't look at the wheels are wooden, but it's not bumpy at all when you walk...... Wang Hui said with a smile.
"The road is so flat, no kind of car is bum......py" Zhang Ya didn't believe it at all, no matter how advanced your shock absorption system was, it couldn't change the fact that the wheels were hard.
"Okay, okay, let's not talk about this, let's hurry up and eat barbecue......" Wang Hui planned to speak with facts for a while, and did not intend to break with Zhang Ya.
The area of the villa community is very large, but if you want to talk about the population, it is not much, even the old and the young, that is, sixty or seventy people, the entrance of the community is a road, but it can accommodate so many people.
"Comrades, I can warn you, I solemnly warn you, for your personal safety, don't step on the words......" Zhao Chuanxi walked in front of Zuihou, while walking, and shouted loudly, informing the residents of this community.
Although these residents didn't take Zhao Chuanxi's words seriously, they didn't take him seriously, after all, the word was also very good-looking, and if they stepped on it, it would be really unbearable.
"Comrades, the meat is on the table, you can barbecue it yourself......" Zhao Chuanxi introduced to everyone. If it's not enough, you can go to the refrigerator to get meat, there is a lot of meat in the refrigerator, but don't waste it if you can't eat it......"
"Huh??" Zhang Ya is more outgoing and generous. Otherwise, he wouldn't have sat down to eat without waiting for someone to let him, and when he heard Zhao Chuanxi talking about the refrigerator, he couldn't help but stand up, pinching a bunch of meat skewers and eating, twisting his fat buttocks, and walking towards Zhao Chuanxi, "Young man." You just said that the refrigerator is up, right?? Could it be that our scientific researchers have already developed refrigerators that do not use electricity? ”
Zhang Ya was a popular figure in the community, and as soon as she made a noise, the originally noisy scene immediately became quiet. There are only a few little babies clamoring to eat kebabs, yes, the refrigerator, listening to the meaning of this costume boy's words, it seems that the refrigerator can be used again. …,
"Comrade ......" Zhao Chuanxi was about to say something. was interrupted by Zhang Yayi's wave of hand.
"Don't call me comrade, just call my sister......" Zhang Ya flew a wink at Zhao Chuanxi and said.
"Comrade, as far as I know. Researchers are studying refrigerators that do not use electricity, for the time being. That's basically impossible, but immortals are not necessarily......" Zhao Chuanxi blushed a little when he was smashed by Zhang Ya's flattering eyes. But he didn't climb along the pole, he really called someone else's sister, he wasn't familiar with it, if he set it almost, when the other party had any requirements, it would be difficult to refuse, of course, if he could do it, even if he agreed, it would be nothing, if he couldn't do it, then he had to trouble the elder brother??
"You're all stupid?? Where are the gods in this world?? Zhang Ya was a little crying and laughing, why were they all stunned? ?
"There are demon beasts in this world, if there are no gods to contain the demon beasts, people will not be able to live??" Zhao Chuanxi glanced at her, "You don't even understand the theory of balance, I think you live so much for nothing......"
Generally speaking, near a poisonous weed or a poisonous snake, there will definitely be a biological or non-biological existence that detoxifies their poison, and the balance theory that Zhao Chuanxi said is actually the biological Shengke theory, in nature, any substance, has its nemesis.
"You ......" Zhang Ya made Zhao Chuanxi speechless, yes, the beasts have become demon beasts, and they are a terrible mess, if human beings are still the original human beings, then human beings will not immediately fall from the top of the biological chain to the miserable point of eating meat? ?
"I said comrade, you still have to eat barbecue, after tonight, I'm afraid you have to eat barbecue, it won't be easy......" Zhao Chuanxi looked at Zhang Ya, who was a little embarrassed, pouted, turned around and walked towards car No. 1.
"Boy, you wait for your sister......" Zhang Ya glared at Zhao Chuanxi, then returned to the table, and then went to eat barbecue.
Zhao Chuanxi didn't care about the barbecue, a few housewives took the initiative to take on the responsibility of barbecue, a few young girls and young men helped to wear meat skewers, and the elderly and children helped eat meat skewers, making empty skewers, and carried out them in an orderly manner.
"This meat is very good...... Zhang Ya saw that there were still a few large pieces of roasted haode meat and bones on the table, so she grabbed one and ate it in a big gulp, while eating, she couldn't help but admire.
"Of course, this is a ...... roasted by the gods" Zheng Dongfang smiled, grabbed a piece of wolf leg, and gnawed on it.
"We haven't eaten anything...... Wang Hui grabbed two wolf legs, put them in front of him, and ate one of them slowly.
"I took ......" Zhang Ya saw that there was still a piece left, and her hand was as fast as lightning, and grabbed the wolf leg of Zuihou, but to her surprise, the moment he grabbed it, the wolf leg disappeared.
"You can't be too greedy...... Nie Canglong didn't know when he appeared at the table, glanced at Zhang Ya lightly, and said.
Nie Canglong's sudden appearance did not cause any panic, the scene was crowded, plus everyone was mostly barbecuing, and suddenly there was one more person, so he didn't pay much attention, but Zhang Ya, who was face to face with Nie Canglong, was startled.
"Oh my god, how did you get there?? It seems to have appeared suddenly, are you ......" Zhang Ya's heart trembled, and the ghost word lingered on her lips, and she didn't dare to spit it out for a long time, for fear that if the ghost word was spit out, the handsome man in front of him would suddenly become a ghost with a blue face and fangs.
"This wolf leg, I can't give it to you, my little apprentice hasn't eaten it yet......" Nie Canglong closed his sleeves and hid this wolf leg.
"No, no, no, no......" Zhang Ya's usual sharp mouth is a little stammering today, "No problem, I can eat what I have, don't be picky......"
"Canglong, I didn't expect you to really treat your apprentice as if you were a daughter......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang on the dining car hahadaxiao.
"Dao Chief, if you say too much, you will lose, don't let me find out that you are pointing at Sang and scolding Huai, otherwise, I will definitely not be as restrained as Uncle Bian......" Nie Canglong glared at Daoist Yun Zhongzi, smiled coldly, and said.
"Ga ......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chief immediately became like a male duck who had been choked by the neck, unable to say a word.
"Hmph......" Nie Canglong snorted coldly and squeezed out of the crowd.
"See?? That's the ...... immortals" Zheng Dongfang pointed to Nie Canglong's back and introduced it to Zhang Ya, "The body is the same as a ghost, ordinary people's naked eyes can't detect it at all, even if they are also immortals, they may not be able to see ...... clearly."
"That person was an immortal just now??" Zhang Ya believed it a little this time, so the strange way of appearing is something that only the gods can explain.
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