[360] I have not been crushed for five hundred years

Amy, who was kissed on the cheek by me, was at a loss, as if if it would make her feel more at ease if I kissed her breasts.

β€œweishenme? This is obviously your chance to kill Loricon, zuihou......"

Amy looked at me incomprehensibly, the cold making her teeth chatter.

I think the word "dead lolicone" is used very appropriately, so I joked:

As the saying goes: Lori is dying, and her words are good...... You hurry up and get dressed so that you don't catch a cold. ”

"Do you think it's worth it?" She asked me suddenly, with all seriousness.

"Why isn't it worth it?" I asked rhetorically, "If it was you who was smashed under the tree, I would regret it for the rest of my life." ”

"That is, you don't regret it?"

"Well, do it again, I won't regret it......"

In an instant, Amy's blue eyes were filled with the ashes of burning passion, and she whispered in my ear in a tone that was so calm and terrifying:

"You three go over there and wait for me first, okay?"

Damn, don't scare me! Which three? Your grandfather, me, and the sniper Vasya! I don't want to be with that madman! If he thinks that my appearance is an insult to him one day, won't he die again!

Also, what do you mean by let's wait for you? You are only 12 years old, and you have a lot of youth to squander in the future, don't live with such a pessimistic attitude! Why do you remind me of an 81-year-old man? He said that his relatives and friends are more in the underworld than in the yang world, is it the same for you? Although you have a large number of fans, for you, the only people you really care about are grandpa, dad, Penthos, me, and Vasya?

Does Vasya who almost killed you count? Is there only 5 people in a full fight! Is Ai Shuqiao, who has always used you as a tool, really not in this ranks?

If I die, there will indeed be 3 people you care about who are not alive, only 2 people will accompany you, and the only one who has always been by your side is Pentheus! And it is also Peng Thos who may be recalled to the United States by Ai Shuqiao at any time!

It's inevitable that you'll feel bored! Like the old man, I feel that death is not particularly terrible, but it is something to look forward to! Don't have the same outlook on life as the old man at a young age!

Even if the three of us can really wait for you somewhere, what's the use of you coming? Do you want to make four people play mahjong! Until then, we'll always be missing one, sitting behind a desk with big eyes and staring!

I feel that whether I am a real death or a fake death, Amy's outlook on life needs to be positive.

So I persuaded her, "Hey, even if I really hang up one day, don't kill yourself!" Don't you believe in God? Suicide will lead to the fall of hell! ”

Amy pursed her lips: "You're wrong, that's what Islam says, and God is so bad, he doesn't care if we live or die!" ”

As for me, a dying person, to have a normal conversation with her, she seemed to understand it as a flashback, because she firmly believed that I would "wait for her" in another shijie, so she spoke to me no longer as if I was separated from life and death, but as if I was about to get off a bus.

"I'm not going to commit suicide, it still hurts." Amy had an unpredictable smile on her face.

"If you want to leave this shijie, there are still many ways, and there are even some happier ways to ......"

"From tomorrow onwards, I'll do all the things my mother forbids me to do, one by one!"

"What everyone else in the showbiz will do, I will do!"

"Whether it's taking drugs or **, I'm going to deliberately let the reporter take a picture and make my mother angry!"

"Indulge yourself like this, spend every day drinking and living, you should be able to die soon!"

Amy seems to have painted a very depraved future for herself.

I frowned, "Hey, don't take drugs, and don't go **!" ”

"What's wrong?" Amy looked at me defiantly, "Is it because I've been ****, will you dislike me when the time comes?" Didn't you say that no matter what I become, I will always love me? ”

"That's right...... I was worried that the conversation was going in a strange direction, but I saw Penthos coming from behind the rain curtain and 004 and 005 behind me.

004 was holding an umbrella in his left hand, a medical insurance in his right hand, and 005 was holding a saber scissors for cutting barbed wire, and I don't know what it was intended to be used for.

Peng Thos threw off his suit shirt as he walked, and his sturdy muscles covered with bullet marks were poured by the rain line, looking mighty and domineering, like a god, only a little distance away from Brother Chun.

Penthos begged Amy to give her some working space, Amy regained some of her usual majesty in front of the bodyguards, she put on her clothes, calmly accepted 004's umbrella care, and stood not far away and said to Penthos:

"Let's see if the manservant is still saved, if he is not saved, remember to keep the body intact as much as possible, I will put him in the crystal coffin and embalm according to the standards of Mao Zedong of the Celestial Empire."

Don't give me the treatment of the president of the country! The crystal coffin is a pit man! When I was in the fourth grade of primary school, I went to the Chairman Mao Memorial Hall in Beijing with my father and saw the body of the chairman in a crystal coffin...... As a result, I had a nightmare that night! It's not like Chairman Mao on TV at all! Don't make me the kind of thing that scares kids!

"Hmph, I'm going to put the crystal coffin in the big living room of the villa, and then hold a banquet in the living room every day, no matter what I do, I have to let the manservant see it with his own eyes!"

Nima, won't I be quiet even if I'm dead! Also, what is the purpose of holding a banquet every day? Find a group of fox friends and dog friends, take drugs first, and then **! Don't do that in front of your brother's body! Blasphemy against the dead! If you dare to lie on the coffin of the crystal coffin and talk to someone, even if I really die, I will be angry! Become your American's favorite zombie and bite everyone to death!

Penthos crouched down in front of me, looked at my face for a moment, then held out a middle finger to me and asked:

"How much is this?"

"It's one! You damn! It's something that others explode your chrysanthemum every day! If you have the leisure to joke, hurry up and get me out! ”

Pentheus put his finger on the major artery in my neck and listened to my heartbeat.

"He can't die," said Penthos, turning to Amy, "I've never seen a dying man so spiritual." ”

Amy didn't particularly believe it, "Don't lie to me, as the manservant I fancie, even if he dies, he will be more handsome than ordinary people." ”

"Weishenme didn't bring a doctor?" Even though I didn't need a doctor for my injuries at all, I still had some doubts.

"There was always a private doctor on standby," said Penthos, "but the last doctor upset the young lady and was kicked out two days ago......

"Miss Emile's personal physician has been the most frequently replaced position, with thirty-two doctors leaving...... In order to fill the gap of not having a doctor, I learned some medicine in my spare time. ”

Peng Tousi smiled innocently at me, "So, 004's medical kit is for me, and the doctor who came to save you this time is me!" ”

Damn, you is against the sky! As the "Black Death" in the death fight, is he now playing the trick of curing diseases and saving people! Don't be too talented! You can drive, you can use a gun, I can also understand that this is the bodyguard's own skill, but the last time you taught yourself to pick locks with tin foil, this time you said that you know a little about medicine, what do you learn, and let others live!

Penthos observed my vital signs for a moment, then ordered 005 to come over and use military shears to cut off a few branches that might get in the way.

"You all get out of the way, and so does Miss." Penthos warned in a low but forceful voice.

Amy walked to safety with 004's escort.

"Remember to keep the body intact." Amy seemed ready for me to die as soon as the trunk was removed.

I thought that Penthos would deploy lifting equipment to help, but I saw him take a deep breath, and the muscles in his body immediately swelled up, and then he hugged the trunk with both arms, groaned slightly, and suddenly shouted: "Get up!" ”

Nima is really up! Lu Zhishen uprooted the weeping willows! After lifting the trunk, he dragged a few steps, and then lightly placed it under the base of the wall that would not trip other pedestrians!

He came back to see me after settling the trunk, and I immediately got up from my prostrate position to prove that I was okay and waved my hand at Amy.

Amy was surprised and delighted, and looked completely stunned.

Penthos stopped me from doing strenuous exercise, saying that I needed further testing, so 004 and 005 pulled out an improvised stretcher from the bottom of the medical kit and carried me all the way to the RV's first aid room.

In order to keep Amy up to speed, Penthos slung her on her broad shoulders and held an umbrella to protect her from the rain.

Amy's eyes flickered, and she kept asking Penthos:

"The valet really won't die? Is he really not going to die? ”

Penthos replied with a smile every time, "Probably not." ”

It was the first time I came to the ambulance room of the RV, and compared to the hospital, although the space is narrow, but the equipment is very complete.

For example, X-ray machine, electrocardiogram ultrasound machine, ultraviolet disinfection lamp, automatic biochemical analyzer, operating table and shadowless lamp...... Even meet the conditions for minor surgery.

I was lying on the operating table, which was a little short for me, and was examined back and forth by Penthos with various instruments.

I wasn't checked for anything other than my shirt being scratched by a tree trunk and leaving some abrasions on my back.

Not giving up, Penthos asked me to take off my coat and pants and "palpate" me.

Touch you big-headed ghost! Obviously he just wants to take advantage of me, what kind of Mongolian doctor is pretending!

Amy's face softened after hearing that I had not suffered any serious injuries and that the X-rays showed no fractures.

She was wearing a towel and her soaked skirt undressed, so she had to watch me in the emergency room.

Now seeing that I am alive and well, and I asked the French chef for a piece of dim sum to eat, Amy couldn't close her mouth in surprise, and she gradually felt that she was so excited just now, because I was playing tricks.