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The sun is shining and the weather is getting warmer.

Zhou Orangutan really cured the rotten meat of the lobster. Since this incident, the lobster no longer dares to tease the orangutan, but for a few of us, the meat is still rotten. Because in his subconscious, there is one after the Zhou orangutan, the unique Zhou orangutan, which no one can compare. Except for the Zhou orangutan, no one would have such courage. I don't have that much ability.

I was sleeping comfortably when someone pushed me from behind.

I rubbed hard a few times, then pondered and went back to sleep, and after a few more strokes, someone continued to push me harder.

I was a little depressed, "Orangutan, don't mess with me." ”

"Liu'er. Liu'er. ”

"Wait, little sixth brother, why do you call me troublemaker."

I was stunned for a moment, and then I reflected, for a long time, it was not Zhou Orangutan who made trouble, but someone else.

I sat up and stretched, and now I had already started my self-study class, and there was no teacher in front of me, so I naturally turned my head and showed four big eyes, staring at me vigorously.

I was a little uncomfortable, leaned back, and then looked at Zhou Orangutan and Brother Ze, "What are you two doing?" ”

Brother Ze stretched out his finger and pointed at himself, "I pushed you." ”

"Little Sixth Brother, you call me." Zhou Orangutan also stretched out his finger and pointed at himself, "I heard you call me." ”

I quickly smiled at the orangutan, "Orangutan, it's none of your business, it's a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding." ”

"Oh, I said." Zhou Orangutan looked at the extracurricular books on the table again with a confused expression.

I turned my head and stared at Brother Ze, "Brother Ze, what are you doing here?" ”

Brother Ze looked around and said sneakily, "Liu'er, I seem to have done something wrong. ”

I stretched, "Say, what's wrong." ”

"I'm embarrassed to say it, and I don't know what to say."

"Just say it."

Brother Ze looked around again, and also looked at Brother Chenyang Xu, who was sleeping next to me, and Xiao Chao, who had been passing notes to Xiao Mei. Brother Ze had a tangled expression, "I really don't know what to say." ”

I was a little depressed, "Then don't talk about it, I'm sleeping." With that, I turned around and fell onto the table. I'm thinking about sleeping. Someone pushed me again.

I raised my head in depression and looked at Brother Ze, "What do you want to do?" ”

"Liu'er, Liu'er, you know, I'm a big man, really."

"Nonsense, just say what you're going to do. Or don't get in the way of my sleep, no, I thank you, thank you, I'm depressed."

Brother Ze touched his head, "Okay, I'll tell you directly." ”

"Well, you name it."

"How do you sleep with a woman?"

I was stunned for a moment, then looked at Brother Ze and smiled, "Oops, Weiah." Then Brother Ze covered my mouth, "Liu'er, you keep your voice quiet, I don't want others to hear it." ”

"Well, don't worry, we can't hear it, the little sixth brother's voice is not loud."

", you orangutan, are you looking for death?"

Zhou Orangutan raised his head and looked at Brother Ze, "Do you also want me to kill myself and kill the enemy?" ”

Brother Ze smiled, "If you put me on the same level as the big lobster, you can try." ”

Zhou Orangutan thought about it, then stuck out his tongue and didn't speak, until the big lobster behind Zhou Orangutan spoke, "Damn, Xiao Zezi, are you looking for death." Dare to say that about our orangutan brother, and your shrimp brother. ”

Zege turned his head and looked at the big lobster. As soon as I was about to speak, I grabbed Brother Ze's wrist and took his wrist away from my mouth, "Okay, okay, seriously, don't pay attention to him first"

"Well, okay, you wait." Brother Ze stretched out his hand and pointed at the big lobster.

"Oops, you number two orangutan, scare me, I was scared since I was a child."

"." I stretched out my hand and continued to hold Brother Ze, "You don't say it, I'm going to sleep when I'm done, you hurry up." ”

Brother Ze glared at the big lobster fiercely, but the big lobster glared at Brother Ze even harder, and then made a contemptuous voice.

I'm all on fire.

Brother Ze took a deep breath, and then said to me, "Liu'er, seriously, you have to help me." ”

"Help? How can I help you? ”

"How do you sleep with a woman?"

I smiled and said, "You tell me, who are you going to sleep with?" ”

"My girlfriend, of course."

"Girlfriend?" I looked at Brother Ze in amazement, "When did you come out girlfriend, you have nothing to tease me, don't you?" ”

Brother Ze looked around, "Your voice is quieter, little sixth brother, I believe you the most, really, you listen to me, little sixth brother, I know you must have a way." ”

"Tell me where you got your girlfriend."

Brother Ze smiled happily, "Seriously, I don't know what virtue our old Xue family has accumulated in the previous life, and he actually gave me such a good daughter-in-law." I'm dying happy. ”

"Well, tell me, where did you get your daughter-in-law?"

"I can't say this first, I swore to my daughter-in-law that I would keep it a secret until she wanted to say it."

"Why? Engage in a partner, or engage in an underground romance? ”

Brother Ze nodded, "My daughter-in-law has some unspeakable secrets, and I also understand her, so I followed her, anyway, I'm happy." ”

"Oh, you don't tell me then, do you?"

Brother Ze looked at me, "Six, six, six." ”

I was stunned for a moment: "You have changed your name to Sixth Brother." ”

"Really, you see I'm a rough man, when did I ask you for something, you said yes."

I thought about it, and it is true that Brother Ze is a big real person, stupid, but very particular.

"Hey, I'm talking to you, you say yes, Liu'er. Oh, no, it's the sixth brother. ”

I looked at Brother Ze, "Then you tell me who you got together, you say it's okay." ”

Brother Ze shook his head, "You don't know you either, I'm dating online." ”

"Online dating?" I looked at Brother Ze, "Are you dating online?" Met? ”

Brother Ze thought for a while, "Uh-huh, we met." ”

"All approved?"

"yes, yes, but I want to sleep with her."

"Where is that woman, what's her name?"

"You don't know each other, no, Liu'er, hurry up, tell me, we've kissed, after kissing, I didn't sleep one night happily, and I'm very excited today."

"Yesterday?"

Brother Ze nodded happily, "Well, well, yesterday, it was yesterday." ”

"You met again yesterday? That woman is still looking for you? ”

Brother Ze smiled, "That's natural." Liu'er, can you get to the point? ”

I shook my head, "No, I have to figure things out, right, you tell me, what about the doll in your house?" ”

"What should I do?" Brother Ze sighed, "I ran with the two pillars at the east end of our village, grass." I'm depressed when I talk about it. ”

"That's why you're dating this woman online?"

Brother Ze nodded, "Well, you just believe me, Liu'er, hurry up, think of a way for me and come up with an idea." ”

I pondered, then sighed, "I don't know? ”

"You don't know you, you think you know everyone." Brother Ze looked at me, "Liu'er, after this matter is completed, I will definitely invite you to dinner, whatever you want to eat, we will eat." You see we've been friends for so long, I have something to ask you now, shouldn't you come forward?"

I smiled and said, "Okay, no problem, say it, what do you want." ”

"Liu'er, seriously, I just want to know how you slept with your sister-in-law in the first place."

I was stunned for a moment, and then smiled at Brother Ze, "I didn't get on." ”

"Grass, are you lying to a fool? If you say that you didn't go on, it's the same as saying that Zhou Orangutan didn't go on with Qiao Goulu. ”

"Ahem." Zhou Orangutan raised his head and looked at Brother Ze, "Can you take me with you for nothing." ”

Brother Ze looked at Zhou Gorilla angrily, "Believe it or not, I'll consume your hairs one by one." ”

Zhou Orangutan subconsciously touched his beard very cutely, and then said to Brother Ze, "I want to remind you that Little Sixth Brother never talks to anyone about sleeping with his daughter-in-law, so there is a problem with your questioning." You still threaten me, I mean well. ”

Brother Ze glanced at the orangutan around him, then thought about it, and continued to ask me, "Okay, little sixth brother, there is a problem with my question just now, I just want to know, how can I sleep with a woman." Did you know? ”

I glanced at Brother Ze and thought for a while, "This is difficult, it depends on the relationship between the two of you, whether that woman loves you or not, and there must be certain conditions for creation, a certain time and place." In the end, it's up to you. ”

Brother Ze touched his head, and then said very depressedly, "Can you say it simply." ”

I sighed, "I know it's complicated and you can't understand it, so I deliberately made the question very simple, very simple, very simple." ”

"But I still don't understand." Then Brother Ze patted me on the shoulder, "Sixth brother, you just said, you were at the beginning, what happened, you took down the person, you tell me, it's okay, I'll do it, according to your method, it's right." ”

I was stunned for a moment, then looked at this stunned young man and shook my head, "I didn't take it." ”

"Grass, Sixth Brother, you tease me again"

I spread my hands out, "I mean, my daughter-in-law and I are innocent, pure male and female relations." ”

Brother Ze took a deep breath, then calmed down and said to me, "Okay, sixth brother, tell me how I can sleep with a woman." ”

I glanced at Brother Ze and thought for a while, "I haven't tried it either, I don't know if it's good or not." ”

Brother Ze's eyes lit up, "Okay, okay, you say, you say." ”

I smiled, "You're already close to your daughter-in-law, aren't you?" ”

"Well, well," Ze nodded, "inevitably." ”

"Didn't you touch it when you kissed it?"

"I don't dare, I'm a little timid."

"Okay, if you want to touch the meat, you have to have a thick face, you remember these six words, it is an eternal truth."

Brother Ze looked at me, "I'm direct." ”

"Rainbow Bag. Or small hotels. Figure it out for yourself. I won't talk about the rest, as long as the two of you can sleep together at night, then the rest of the things are up to you. I also told you about the place, specifically, I can't say anything, you say yes. After all, people are different, and the rest depends on your wave. ”

Brother Ze touched his head, "Liu'er, can you give you a set of methods that you used to practice by yourself, oh, no, you heard someone tell you before, method?" ”

I turned my head and pointed at the orangutan, "Ask him." ”

"That's it, that's it" Zhou Orangutan raised his head again, and said with a smile, "Ask me, ask me, I am the plenipotentiary spokesperson of Little Sixth Brother." ”

Brother Ze glanced at the orangutan around him, and then leaned on the table, "Then I'll think about it myself." Little Sixth Brother, you have given me a lot of inspiration. Thank you, after the deed is done, I will definitely ask for you. ”

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