Xiong Yaoyue couldn't help but say, and half-forcibly escorted Zhuang Ni away, and asked me to stay at the school gate with Gong Caicai, waiting for her father to drive over.

"If Ye Lin wants to do something wrong to you, he will call the security guard on duty in the mailroom loudly."

Before being pulled away, Zhuang Ni instructed Gong Caicai.

"Although the uncle and nephew of the security guard are not good things, you can't let Ye Lin take advantage, you know?"

Gong Caicai nodded reluctantly, and Zhuang Ni reluctantly left with Xiong Yaoyue.

Before leaving, he gave me a warning look, as if he had recited a Latin incantation, and I didn't think about it, it must be the kind of vicious curse that I would rot if I didn't honor the palace.

"Don't bother, let's go!" Xiong Yaoyue grabbed Zhuang Ni's collar from behind, "While it's not too dark now, the hooligans are less refreshed, I'll send you home quickly!" Otherwise, after a while, the hooligans will be everywhere, and I will throw you down as bait and run away by myself! ”

Xiong Yaoyue still has the usual game thinking when she speaks, in fact, where are there so many hooligans in Dongshan City? In addition, claiming to leave Zhuang Ni alone and flee for her life is not in line with Xiong Yaoyue's character, according to Xiong Yaoyue's righteous and Bo Yuntian's way of doing things, it must be "if you want to escape, you will escape together, and if you want to be raped, you will be raped together"!

Of course, Xiong Yaoyue has mastered the tricks of Aunt Ren's "Broken Bone Flying Kick" under Xiaoqin's training, coupled with her own physical strength, the average little rascal is really not her opponent.

As for Zhuang Ni, although her physical strength is poor, she is not a fuel-efficient lamp, who knows if she carries a murder weapon such as a utility knife in her school bag?

If there is really a hooligan who doesn't open his eyes and jumps out to do bad things to Xiong Yaoyue and Zhuang Ni, he may get a very miserable end.

For example, he was first kicked by the "Blue Cat Naughty Three Thousand Kicks" of the "Bear Child" and fractured his tibia, and then castrated by a utility knife.

So I didn't worry too much about Xiong Yaoyue and Zhuang Ni, and watched them disappear into the distance of the street.

Under the street lamp at the school gate, only me and Gong Caicai were left, and the atmosphere became very awkward for a while, and no one spoke first.

"Which foot did you sprain? Is it better now? "I broke the silence first.

"Yes...... It's the right foot, and now it doesn't hurt so much, which makes Ye Lin worried, I'm really sorry. ”

Gong Caicai apologized every three sentences, as if she was wrong with every gesture she made, and reverently begged the whole Shijie to forgive herself.

"By the way, on the first day of school today, Xiaoqin didn't secretly bully you when I couldn't see it, right?"

I want to verify whether the "sister tune" jihua is being implemented smoothly.

"No, no!" Gong Caicai hurriedly replied, "Xiaoqin-chan is better to me today than before!" No, no, no, no, no! It wasn't bad for me before! I didn't say anything bad about Xiaoqin! I really didn't say that! ”

Gong Caicai carried a school-style backpack, put her hands on her head with tears in her eyes, and made a gesture for fear of being beaten - she still thought that if she said bad things about Xiaoqin, she would be beaten up by me like Zhuang Ni.

"Don't be scared like that," I said with a smile and a smile, "I will never beat you, Pooh is relieved that I will defend you because she knows me and knows that I will never bully you." ”

"Really, really?" Gong Caicai, who was short, raised her face high and looked at me at an angle more exaggerated than Xiaoqin.

I couldn't help but see Gong Caicai's bulging chest under the straps of her backpack and her school uniform, and felt that she was quite a hooligan.

"Just, even if Xiaoqin asked Ye Lin to beat me, or if I said something that made Ye Lin unhappy, wouldn't Ye Lin do anything to me?"

Gong Caicai's eyes were like a deer in the woods, and she thought of me as a hunter with a gun.

"Xiaoqin won't let me beat you, if she bullies you, you can come and complain to me."

Gong Caicai was moved for a while, but still said uneasily: "What classmate Ye Lin means is that classmate Xiaoqin won't bully me anymore, but if I say something that makes classmate Ye Lin unhappy, will I still be beaten like Zhuang Ni?" ”

It seems that this kind of weak thinking cannot be changed, just like when the Thai prime minister heard Premier Zhou say that "China will never fight Thailand", he was so excited that he took out a pen and paper and begged Premier Zhou to write down this sentence.

Premier Zhou shirked his hand and did not give Mobao to others, fearing that if he wrote a blank note of "never invade" to Thailand, other countries would also come to ask for it.

I'm not worried that one day Miyaya will become something I can't fight, so it doesn't matter if I give her some promises.

"Don't worry, I'll never hit you, like you, I feel like it's too much to scold you...... Besides, what do you mean when you say, 'If you say something that will make me unhappy?' ”

"Thanks, xiexie!" Gong Caicai was overjoyed to hear me so assured, and then under my surprised gaze, she took out the exercise book and pen from her school bag, respectfully handed them to me, and pleaded:

"That'...... Can Ye Lin write it down? Never hit me with this sentence......"

You really want me to form words! You are in the same vein as the Prime Minister of Thailand! After seeing Juanny be slapped in the swollen face and pinched in the neck, have you been so worried that you can't sleep?

I had no choice, so I took the pen and the exercise book, and planned to make a white note for Gong Caicai, but because there was no hard table, the pen fell on the exercise book, and the lines always deviated.

was about to use a lamppost to write in an exercise book, but Gong Caicai didn't know if she was afraid that her father would arrive early, which would make the "never beaten" note fall short, or if there were other reasons, so she suddenly made a suggestion and said:

"Please, please write with my head on my head! For Ye Lin, the height is just right, isn't it? ”

Not to mention, the height difference between me and Gong Caicai is even more exaggerated than me and Xiaoqin, and it really doesn't take much effort to put Gong Caicai's head under the exercise book and write again.

Maybe I thought it was funny, I really put the exercise book on Gong Caicai's soft hair, and then held the pen and gently wrote a line of crooked words: I promise never to play Gong Caicai.

The name of "Ye Lin" was also signed.

During the whole process, Gong Caicai behaved extremely obediently, as if she was born with a desk that was padded to write.

In other words, this kind of behavior of "bullying" Gong Caicai will really arouse the strange pleasure of men! And just using someone else's head as a desk will give you a huge sense of conquest, right? You're going to be very proud, right?

If the Prime Minister of Thailand said to Premier Zhou, "Please use my head as a desk, or write directly on my head...... In short, please give us a guarantee that 'China will never fight Thailand'! ”

So maybe Premier Zhou's heart softened, and he raised his hand and used a marker pen to write the guarantee on the Thai Prime Minister's hair. (Premier Zhou: Wow!) What a round head! Later, the Thai prime minister was very proud and showed the guarantee letter on his head to his deputy, and the deputy pointed out: "Premier Zhou wrote the word 'forever' wrongly, and wrote it as 'Yongyuan'!" ”

Thai Prime Minister: "It's okay! A typo written by a great man is just a clerical error! The Chinese call this a fake word! It will not affect the friendship between China and Thailand for generations, and Thailand will never have to worry about being invaded by China! ”

A few years later, China produced a famous host named Cui Yongyuan, and the descendants of the Thai prime minister understood that their ancestors were smashed.

"It turns out that Premier Zhou's guarantee is: 'China's Cui Yongyuan will never fight Thailand'! Cui Yongyuan is a host, he can't fight Thailand, and he has a relationship with the country whether it is invaded or not! ”

The Chinese cocked their thumbs and said: "Premier Zhou is worthy of being a saint, and even the future generations will produce a Cui Yongyuan!" ”

"Ye Lin? Ye Lin, have you finished writing? ”

Gong Caicai's timid and muffled voice came from under the exercise book, and it seems that I forgot to take the exercise book off the top of Gong Caicai's head while patronizing the theater in my head.

I thought that I hadn't been particularly cranky for a few days, and the theater in my brain should have been stopped, but I didn't expect it to backfire, and now the theater in my brain has been so cruel that even the beloved Premier Zhou will not let go.

I returned the exercise book with the guarantee written on it to Gong Caicai, and she took it gratefully, and after reading every word for a long time, she finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Thank you so much, classmate Ye Lin is willing to write it down, and I will put my heart back in my stomach." Gong Caicai hugged the notebook to her chest and said excitedly.

"In addition, just now classmate Ye Lin asked, what should I say to make classmate Ye Lin angry...... Now that I have a letter of guarantee, can I, mention it a little? ”

Gong Caicai is still very unconfident.

"Whatever you want to say, you don't have to say it, just say it."

"Hmm," Gong Caicai nodded, and then lowered her head.

"Do you want Ye Lin to come with me and listen to the lectures at the Science Happiness Seminar again......

Huh? You want to preach to me! Is this what you're worried about, the topic of getting beaten up after exiting?

"Classmate Ye Lin told me before that you are with both the class leader and Xiaoqin because you can't control your own heart...... The Science Happiness Symposium has a very good way to teach people self-control! Do you want Ye Lin to come and learn together? ”

I said that I was born to step on N boats, and I deliberately scared you in order to keep my distance from you! At the beginning, I was executing the big radish jihua, and I had to make the girls around me think of themselves lower! Do you believe it?

However, it is also a good idea to break into the Church of Scientology from the line of Gong Caicai, wait for me to think about it and see if I can come up with a perfect jihua......

chatted with Gong Caicai for a while, but her father's car hadn't come over yet, and she didn't know which road it was stuck on.

The sky is getting dark, the street lights are gradually turning on, Gong Caicai took the pen and exercise book back into her school bag, and the exercise book with the guarantee was written as if it were a treasure.

Suddenly, in the green belt across the street, a short figure sprang out, and due to the light, I could only see the red scarf around his neck and a weapon in his hand.

What's the situation? Could it be Luo Ning, Zhao Guangtou and their gang? Finally come to get revenge on me? But no matter how short they are, they won't send a schoolboy to be an assassin, right?

Just as I wanted to stand in front of Gong Caicai, I heard a "crackle" - the street lamp above our heads was shattered by the elementary school students with slingshots.

Nima! It turned out to be a mischievous ghost! Why are there still such boring schoolchildren? If you have nothing to do, go home and play online games! Actually doing the same thing as we did back then! You're so nostalgic, do your parents know!