Unlike other people's families, the relationship between me and my father is largely not the father controlling the son, but the other way around.

So instead of answering my father's question, I asked rhetorically:

"Didn't you say that you went on a blind date with Director Cao? How is the other party? Why did you come back with this virtue? ”

Dad grinned, "Don't mention Director Cao's bastard!" He asked me to go, and he actually wanted to shoot the ** of the 'Chinese Amateur Series'! The so-called blind date was shaken by him! He plans to secretly shoot it and sell it to a Japanese company he has worked with before! ”

"I didn't expect you to be quite strong, Dad!" I sarcastically said, "I thought you had been lonely for many years, and you just ran into a woman!" ”

"Bastard, you're underestimating my dad and my eyes! I've read all the **, how can my vision be so low! Dad said angrily, "And the woman that Director Cao found heard that she has a husband who has only been married for half a year!" I don't want to ruin someone else's marital happiness! ”

No kidding, a woman who can be pulled by Director Cao's few empty words to shoot ** will not be happily married no matter how you think about it! In the final analysis, it's still you who face Sora Aoi Nishino behind the screen every day, and the threshold is too high, so ordinary women can't look at it! In case Director Cao finds a beautiful one, Dad, your Chinese amateur series should be launched in Japan, right? Do you want to be disgraced and thrown into the Pacific Ocean?

"Oops~ Oops~ It hurts me!"

As he spoke, the right side of my father's face swelled up at a visible rate, and he couldn't speak.

"That...... Why am I being beaten? ”

Dad sat on the couch and asked me pitifully.

I was angry and funny, and at the same time I felt very lucky, if Aunt Ren didn't slap my father, but crushed my father's eggs like she threatened before, then the "Chinese Amateur Series" would be stillborn forever.

Because it was not early, I got a bag of ice cubes from the refrigerator, asked my father to cool it down, and then went out with my school bag.

In a state of lack of sleep and mental trance, I still insisted on running to Dongshan Lake and practicing boxing with the old man for a while.

The old man saw that my posture was crooked, and his punches were weak, and he was very angry and stopped me.

"Stop practicing! You look like you're losing your blood and energy at such a young age, what's the matter with you? I jerked off too much last night! ”

Huh? Don't speak too directly, old man! Although everyone is a man, if an elder says this about me, even if I am wronged, I will be a little embarrassed!

"Hmph, today's young people, who have hemorrhoids and kidney disease at a young age, sit in front of the computer every day as soon as they go home, sit for 4 or 5 hours at a time, and masturbate that thing, is it so interesting!"

Huh? Old man, you really keep pace with the times.,I already know that now everyone is masturbating to the computer! But 4 or 5 hours is too exaggerated, where did you get the data?

"Hmph, 4 or 5 hours is still a long time? My grandson was in the university dormitory, and his comrades-in-arms were masturbating all night! ”

“……”

"After masturbation, we will exchange experiences with each other, and I am ready to continue to go to the Internet café the next day!"

“……”

"That day, I finally came to see me with his father, but I hid in the grass at the door of the house, and when I got closer, I suddenly jumped out and was scary, and I shouted something 'Demacia'! I kicked him right on top of the shit! ”

“……”

"Later, I asked for a long time to find out that it was their young people's favorite computer game, what is it called'masturbation', I heard that elementary school students all play, and they will masturbate all night if they have nothing to do - you also played that yesterday!"

It's really wronged, although LOL (League of Legends) is in full swing in China, but because I only played dota in an Internet café with Xiao Ding from the Love Pet Hospital, I am still the "dish B" in his mouth, so I have no plans to play LOL across borders. In addition,Xiao Ding is a hardcore dota fan.,For latecomers like LOL.,All kinds of contempt and all kinds of contempt.,If you say LOL is more fun than data.,He can break off friendship with you.。

After I swore not to play LOL, the old man was still full of displeasure and told me to come back tomorrow when I was in good spirits, and if I was still so depressed tomorrow, he would kick me into the lake.

Since the old man can kick his own grandson to the shit in one go, I am very confident that he will also fulfill his promise to kick me into Dongshan Lake.

I can't swim, so I have to have a good rest tonight, even if there is a neighborhood committee to send warmth, or CCTV interviews you are happy, I won't open the door for them.

Xiaoqin didn't come to class in the morning, and she didn't know where Aunt Ren took her.

I looked at her empty seat on the right, and I didn't know what it was like. Are you worried about her? Or are you afraid that she will continue to say something that will make Aunt Ren misunderstand me?

Fortunately, I had a good night's sleep in the homeroom teacher's English class and recovered some energy a little.

When the bell rang for the end of class, I raised my face from my numb arm and looked in front of me near the podium.

A pale boy said, "I will definitely raise my son to be a master!" And you have to have an elegant temperament and be able to play the piano! ”

Do I think I can play the piano because I have an elegant temperament? Amy can play the piano and violin, and I think she loves to be a bear child more than anyone else.

Another fat boy who used to bite a lighter in class and accidentally fried himself into a sausage mouth said: "I think the dragon and phoenix fetus are good!" I'm going to take a stick education for my son! Daughter, raise as a little princess! ”

A distorted expression of excitement appeared on Gonggong Cao's face, and he sneered, "Stupid! Daughters should be educated with sticks! Truly—"

The loudspeaker happened to pass by them, and commented with great disdain to these boring people: "Don't YY! Let's find a girlfriend first! ”

After going to the toilet, I was wandering around the corridor with the window wide open, smelling the damp air after the rain, when I suddenly saw Gong Caicai, a member of the study committee, walking across from me with her head down.

It had just rained today and the weather was cold, so she was able to put on her tight school uniform pants again, and she didn't need to wear a dress that scared her, so she looked a little happy.

I, an iron-blooded lone wolf, walked in the corridor with my hands in my pockets, and my gloomy face clearly indicated that I was in a bad mood, and even the seniors in the third year of junior high school tried to walk around the road as much as possible, so the road in front of me became empty, and it almost became my exclusive passage.

Gong Caicai has always been afraid to go to crowded places, and when she saw that there was no one on this passage, she walked up without thinking carefully, and when she found out that the person opposite was me, she was about to collide with me.

"Yes, yes, yes, sorry! I didn't mean to get in the way! Gong Caicai's face turned pale and awkwardly hid to the left side of the corridor.

As I've said before, I don't like to bully people, especially a crybaby like Gong Caicai, only the weak will bully the weak.

So before she dodged me, I was ready to give way and walked to the left side of the hallway.

It's all to the left, and to outsiders, it seems that I deliberately blocked the way of Gong Caicai.

I smacked my lips and resolutely walked to the right again, but I thought that Gong Caicai was so scared, and at the same time went to the right.

Are you looking in the mirror with me? Why copy my movements! There is a limit to natural staying, okay! You stand in place biedong, won't we both pass!

zuihou once, I quickly turned to the left, but Gong Caicai felt that she had blocked me twice, which was the rhythm of being killed after school, and she was so anxious that she was about to cry, desperately trying to avoid me.

Needless to say, it's good to die or not, and I chose the left side as well.

So the two of us finally bumped into each other.

The character is very short, but the chest is very big, and the chest hits my abdominal muscles, and I suddenly have the illusion of hitting two volleyballs.

It was really amazing, she was stunned and knocked me back half a step.

But she herself was even worse, and she staggered backwards for more than five steps, and then sat down on the ground with a thud.

As soon as he sat on the ground, he wiped away his tears.

"Don't, don't kill me! I don't want to die ~~~~~!! ”

Who said they were going to kill you! I wanted to go over and help you! You're so afraid of me, if I really go over, you might just be scared, right? What the hell have I done to give you the impression that I'm a killer!

There was no teacher in the corridor, the boys and girls all looked at each other, and no one dared to go over to help Gong Caicai, as if I was deliberately bullying her, and whoever dared to help would be regarded as a provocation by me and suffered an extremely miserable end.

"Stand up on your own!" I said to Gong Caicai, who was sitting on the ground crying, "Are you normal?" We are a society governed by the rule of law, and no one wants your life! ”

"Don't want my life~~~Woo~~~~I don't want to die~~~~!!" Gong Caicai didn't hear me clearly at all, and she cried louder than just now.

Gonggong Cao didn't know when he came out from behind me, admiring Gong Caicai's crying voice with great interest, and at the same time giving me a thumbs up.

"Your Excellency, you're too NB! How do you know that disciple I like to listen to girls' screams? I—I'm going to record it! ”

He looked around and saw that there were no teachers, so he took out the mobile phone he had stolen from his trouser pocket.

Before he could press the record button, he was hit hard on the head, and the phone was cleanly snatched away.

"Who! Who did this to you! I have someone in the student union! How dare you ......"

When he saw that the person who snatched the mobile phone was the squad leader Shu Sha, he grinned and didn't dare to speak.

The squad leader put the confiscated phone in his coat pocket and walked to the front to help Miya Acai, while also glaring back at me.

That means "look at the good things you do"!

Is it my fault again? Class leader, you're too biased towards girls, aren't you? This time, Gong Caicai and I accidentally bumped into each other, even if it is treated as a traffic accident, it should be half of the responsibility of both parties! Why did Gong Caicai cry her nose, and I became fully responsible! If you are so eccentric, the next time I bump into a girl, I won't do anything, I'll sit on the ground and cry first! It's up to you to deal with it then!

The squad leader comforted Gong Caicai for a long time like a mother coaxing a child, and I could vaguely hear words like "he is a gut bandit who does not dare to kill", "I will walk with you for a while after school".

Who are the guts bandits! I don't object to you being a good person, squad leader, but why do you let me be a bad guy every time! That is, Xiaoqin is not around, if Xiaoqin is watching from the side, I will let you see what a "gutless bandit" is now! I have to insult you in front of Xiaoqin, touch you and Gong Caicai's buttocks one by one, and then run away!

In the afternoon, Xiaoqin finally came to class with her schoolbag, and I looked down from the back window of the classroom and saw Aunt Ren's bumblebee sports car driving away from the school gate.

Ken sent her daughter to school to be with me, has the misunderstanding finally been resolved?

Xiaoqin's face was red and she told me that her mother took her to the hospital today.

"I ...... My mom and her female classmate, who is an obstetrician and gynecology doctor, did a lot of tests for me......"

"They ignored my resistance and tied me to the gynaecological chair...... Everywhere they saw! ”

"Good...... What a shame!! ”

Xiaoqin covered her face with her hands, eager to find a crack in the ground to get into.

"But...... It's also a bit of a gain...... Xiaoqin calmed down a little and said to me with a smile: "Mom asked me to bring you a message: she won't want you and Uncle Ye's lives for the time being......"