I promised not to disturb the class leader's studies before the high school entrance examination, and Aunt Lin's attitude towards me became gentler, and even suggested that I work hard, even if I can't go to the same high school as the class leader, I can try to go to the same university.

In fact, if you calm down and think about it, this may not be the truth, but it may be a delaying tactic.

For example, if someone were going after my sister — take Kyle's damn lolicon.

What if Amy doesn't hate suitors very much, and even has frequent contact with suitors, then what should I, my brother, do with suitors?

Do you need to ask? Get your hands on the most cutting-edge weapons you can get, from a diesel chainsaw to an Armstrong Boom Boom Boom gun, and say a head-to-toe hello to Kyle!

However, due to China's strict weapons control, even kitchen knives are real-name, so diesel chainsaws and Armstrong gynozzles are not easy to get, and in addition, in order to respond to the country's call for green energy conservation, I should not use high-power weapons to kill.

So, to deal with Kyle's grandson, you can use the "delaying strategy" in "The Art of War"!

I can say to Kyle, "My sister is so young and immature, why don't you pursue her in two years!" I won't object anymore then! ”

If Kyle believed it, two years later, he would have come to the door with a bouquet of flowers, not knowing that he would be greeted by the red-clad cannon I had stolen from the museum......

I didn't think about it, and I took Aunt Lin's delaying tactics as the truth, because I was too nervous.

Originally, the squad leader's righteous demon aura required me to resist it with all my might, but now I am facing the aura of the righteous demon, and I can't be careless.

Unconsciously, I was introduced by Aunt Lin into the shameful play mode of "son-in-law meets mother-in-law" during the conversation, and let my mind be bound by the mindset.

In fact, for me now, how can I have time to fall in love! My to-do list is almost full!

Is Amy free? Is my heart disease cured? Strenuous exercise for more than three minutes is life-threatening, with such a body to consider marriage, I want the squad leader to be widowed!

Has Su Qiao's whereabouts been investigated? If you can't find out, aren't you afraid that Grandma Su will be angry and use "silver needles to force confessions" on me! Although the seven silver needles stimulate the seven acupoints at the same time, it is not excluded that I will open up the two veins of Rendu, induce the potential of the human body, and become a man with seven scars who can do the Big Dipper Hundred Cracked Fist, but in the process, I may have a heart attack and braids!

And I can't forget Xiaoqin! obviously promised her that as long as she accumulates 10,000 gold stars on the star list, she will be upgraded back to her girlfriend's ...... Am I going to go back on my word? When I was talking to Aunt Lin, the blurred image that appeared in my mind was not Xiaoqin, who played happily with me in my childhood?

Huh? How can it be fun to play? It's obvious that Xiaoqin is beating me happily! When has my memory been altered without authorization! Because I forced myself not to hate Xiaobawang, my brain turned on the protection mechanism and created false memories for me to see! How could I have such an undisciplined brain!

Taking 10,000 steps back, regardless of the arduous task I am now carrying, suppose that Ai Shuqiao is content to draw my blood for experiments, so she releases Amy and Su Qiao from her hands, and Xiaoqin doesn't want to be my girlfriend for some reason (lower than the possibility of Ai Shuqiao changing her ways), then can I safely and boldly pursue the class leader?

Still no! If the status quo is maintained, not to mention how Xiaoqin wants to get along with the squad leader as a righteous sister, strictly speaking, Ai Shuqiao will become the squad leader's mother-in-law! A mother-in-law who does all kinds of evil and a daughter-in-law who volunteers for the righteous police...... What a tragic mother-in-law and daughter-in-law relationship this is!

I was not 100% sure that what Aunt Lin said to me later was completely a delaying tactic, until the squad leader came back from the kitchen after brushing the dishes and brought us a glass of fresh orange juice.

"Drinking a glass of fresh orange juice after a meal can improve digestion."

Although the squad leader said this, she did not prepare her own share, and she poured two glasses of fresh orange juice from a glass and sent them, mainly to ease the relationship between me and her mother.

The squad leader who carried two glasses of fresh orange juice on a tray, I didn't know Weishenme, immediately reminded me of the waiter at the maid café.

Maybe Amy just mentioned it to me last night and asked me to trick the squad leader into going to the VIP building so that I could force (trick) her into wearing a maid outfit? So much so that any action similar to that of a maid made me fascinated.

Not to mention, the half-sleeved white shirt worn by the squad leader, if it is paired with a black skirt with a strap and lace, then it is also five or six points similar to the maid outfit, I am now YY, the squad leader is wearing a maid outfit to serve me, it doesn't matter!

Aunt Lin took the fresh orange juice in the tray first, and when it was my turn to take it, I deliberately delayed it for a few seconds, wanting to appreciate the appearance of the squad leader holding the tray with both hands, with low eyebrows and pleasing eyes (of course, not because I lowered my eyebrows, but because I couldn't be domineering in front of my mother).

The squad leader, whose upper body leaned forward slightly, was very strange that I didn't come to get the juice for a long time, although it was not tiring to hold the tray, but the black hair that came down from the side of her face always had a tendency to fall into the glass, so it was very difficult for the squad leader to maintain this position.

I couldn't help but blame myself in my heart: Today, the squad leader defended me in every possible way, and I still wanted to play a prank on her, I really had no conscience.

I didn't dare to delay any longer, so I reached out to get fresh orange juice, but I didn't expect an accident.

I had a nosebleed.

It shouldn't be! I just imagined in my mind just now that the squad leader wore a maid costume and called me "master"! I haven't had time for more episodes of YY! How can you have a nosebleed! It's September, and it's still so hot!

It's shameful enough to have a nosebleed in front of the squad leader, but the witnesses are also the squad leader's mother! Nosebleeds in front of someone's daughter and was seen on the spot, this can't be explained! Now I don't have a **, no one believes it! The anti-wolf shock device that Aunt Lin bought for her daughter can come in handy!

It stands to reason that people's nostrils are used for nosebleeds, and nosebleeds because the weather is too hot are not a big deal.

I spilled the orange juice on the tray! Because of the distraction caused by the nosebleed, the glass was pushed over by my fingertips, and most of the orange juice was splashed on the squad leader's chest!

The white shirt was soaked in no time! Through the wet shirt, you can see that the squad leader is wearing a light blue bra inside!

The shirt that had become slimy and wet could no longer hide the squad leader's well-developed secondary sexual characteristics, and I couldn't help but glance there twice in the midst of my chaos, and then the nosebleed uncontrollably flowed more.

It happened in a very short moment, and Aunt Lin didn't have time to react, and the squad leader and I each took a coping plan that would make things worse.

I covered my nose with my free left hand to slow down the flow of nosebleeds, and then tried to lift the poured glass with my right hand so that the remaining zuihou juice inside would also be spilled.

However, the class leader thought differently from me, she knew that I had a viral heart disease, and I suddenly had a nosebleed, and she didn't know that it was the result of my impure thoughts, but thought it had something to do with my heart disease.

So the squad leader didn't immediately dispose of his shirt that had become wet and tempting, but wanted to put the tray on the table and check if I had a heart attack.

When I tried to put the tray down, I had to lean forward, and I ended up with my right hand trying to lift the glass.

And so, my sinful right hand was stained with juice.

There is also tofu from the squad leader.

"Ahh The squad leader trembled and almost threw the tray out, or hit me in the face with the tray, but she still controlled herself with a red face and put the tray on the table first.

After only a thousandth of a second of contact with the squad leader's chest, I withdrew my right hand in fear, but it was too late, and it was impossible for the squad leader's mother to turn a blind eye to it.

At this time, the squad leader couldn't wait to change into a shirt immediately, because the shirt that was translucent by the juice was really embarrassing to her, and she had to cover the key parts with her hands.

But she couldn't leave immediately, first of all she wasn't sure if I was having a heart attack, and second, she didn't know how her mother would be furious.

I heard the sound of glass and nails scraping, and if it weren't for the lack of strength, Aunt Lin would have crushed her glass.

"Ye Lin, you are so bold...... In front of me, he insulted my daughter......"

Since everything happened very briefly, and my nosebleed was very similar to touching the squad leader's chest before the dam burst and flowing, it was not surprising that I was considered a hooligan.

"Aunt Lin, I didn't mean to!"

With my nose covered and my voice muffled, it was not convincing to say such things, and the nosebleeds were still flowing.

"Mom, don't be angry, I'll help Ye Lin stop the nosebleed......"

Worried about my heart disease, the squad leader didn't even have time to deal with his wet shirt and planned to check on my condition first.

Aunt Lin slapped it on the table so hard that her daughter almost jumped on the spot.

"Being spilled with juice can be said to be an accident, and being touched on the chest can also be said to be an accident! Even if it's really an accident, the normal reaction, shouldn't you slap the other party immediately! ”

That's right, if the squad leader doesn't know that I have a heart attack, 99.9% of the time, I'm going to get a slap in the face.

The squad leader, who promised to keep my heart attack secret, was embarrassed: "Mom, Ye Lin didn't mean it, he bled so much, it's better to deal with it first......"

"It's just a nosebleed!" Aunt Lin said angrily, "You were taken advantage of, and you still talked to him? How far have you fallen? Do you have to marry him! ”

"No, no......" The squad leader covered her translucent wet shirt and begged her mother not to be angry, blushing so much that she wanted to find a crack in the floor to get into.

"I'm just worried about Ye Lin'......"

"Are you worried that after the hooligan insults him, he will be too excited and will lose too much blood and die!?"

After saying this, Aunt Lin got up and walked into the squad leader's room, and in less than half a minute, she came out with something in the shape of a flashlight.

What is it if it is not an anti-wolf electric shocker!

The safety of the electric shocker was opened, and there seemed to be a faint blue spark between the two needle-shaped electrodes, Aunt Lin's gaze was surprisingly gentle, and the smile on the corner of her mouth was also heartwarming.

"Sasha, you get out of the way, Ye Lin will leave it to me to 'dispose of'."