Chapter 1034: I'll be so cheap that you collapse
If anyone in this world dares to compete with Wang Zheng, then Wang Zheng will definitely defeat him neatly and without any drag.
The secretary of the No. 1 chief found two bottles of Moutai from the Guoan canteen and poured a glass for the chief, and as soon as the latter entered the wine, he saw Wang Zheng come with such a sentence "You are really small there", which made the No. 1 chief directly squirt out the wine in his mouth!
"This kid!"
The other high-level officials also forced themselves to laugh, wanting to pretend to be serious but still couldn't help laughing, and it was extremely painful!
This Wang Zheng is really out of the ordinary, it was originally a thrilling, desolate and tragic war drama, but he was turned into a comedy New Year's movie!
If this is really making a movie, it is estimated that the screenwriter can be angry and angry, back and forth several times!
Duanmu Yichen has cultivated martial arts and cultivated his heart for so many years, and he has never realized what it means to kill people with words, but at this time, he clearly felt that he was about to be mad by Wang Zheng's words, and he was angry!
In the whole world, throughout the ages, the only person who can make a peak martial arts master crazy with words alone at the moment of life and death is probably Wang Zheng, a battle in this strange battle!
Looking at Wang Zheng's unscrupulous appearance and his malicious mocking eyes, the old comrade Duanmu Yichen felt that his lower body was cold!
What do men care about the most?
If we had done the most extensive poll, we would have come to a conclusion that would have been
It's not money, it's not power, it's not how beautiful the girl next to her is, it's whether it's big or small.
Although Duanmu Yichen is a little older, he doesn't know if his basic functions are still alive or not, but at least he can barely be classified as a man.
Since it's a man, then he cares about the size there, and it's almost certainly 100 percent.
Duanmu Yichen's most dissatisfied thing in his life is that place, this is not the same as physical fitness, the health is not good, the day after tomorrow can be improved through hard work, martial arts are not good, and you can become a generation of masters if you are willing to work hard, and the size here is congenital, no matter how against the sky your martial arts, don't want to make yourself a little longer, even if you tie a heavy object here every day and fall and stretch, it will not have any effect, of course, there will be many side effects are certain!
Duanmu Yichen was dissatisfied with his size when he was young, and it shrank a lot in old age, coupled with the prominence of tight briefs, this size was completely exposed!
Wearing leggings was originally to facilitate the battle, but at this time it became Wang Zheng's laughing stock!
Wang Zheng was out of breath when he laughed, where did Duanmu Yichen still have half a point of immortal wind bones at this time, he was completely a lewd old man! In terms of size, Wang Zheng feels that he can have absolute confidence to kill the old-timer opposite!
"No, no, no, so others will say that I don't know how to respect the old and love the young." Wang Zheng shook his head and waved his hand, his mood was really good, although he didn't know whether he would die or live in a minute, but he was undoubtedly extremely happy at the moment.
Live in the present moment and not anticipate future unhappiness, even if it will come in a short minute.
"You're going to die, you're going to die!" Duanmu Yichen prides himself on being a martial arts master, and at this moment, he is repeatedly stirred with the bottom line by a small character, even the mud bodhisattva can't bear it!
"Old comrade Duanmu Yichen, are you annoyed and angry? Why are you so angry? Is it because what I'm saying is true? If it is a fact, you must dare to face it, but you can't escape it. Wang Zheng continued to laugh, completely ignoring the old guy opposite who was already covered with iron!
Duanmu Yichen, who was furious, finally didn't want to endure it anymore, even if he killed Wang Zheng today, it would still be the most humiliating day in his seventy-year history, and there was no one.
"Comrade Duanmu Yichen, please stop!" Seeing that the other party's footsteps were about to take a step, Wang Zheng stopped him again.
Duanmu Yichen actually stopped!
This is really in response to that sentence, don't compare with Wang Zheng, he will be so cheap that you can't stand it.
"I'd like to see what else you have to say." Duanmu Yichen was confident that he had the strength to kill Wang Zheng, he suddenly realized that he shouldn't be so angry, he was already at this age, with this identity and status, if the matter of being angry with a small character was spread, wouldn't it be a little too embarrassing?
He should be like a fairy, standing high in the sky, overlooking the common people, no, overlooking Wang Zheng.
He should be proud, not angry.
Wang Zheng laughed, and finally stopped worrying about Duanmu Yichen's size, while feeling the slowly recovering physical strength, he listened to the voice from the headphones, and said slowly without changing his face: "Before you came, did Su Fuhua tell you how Yutai Suifeng died?" ”
A trace of surprise flashed in Duanmu Yichen's eyes, although it was only fleeting, he couldn't hide it from Wang Zheng's eyes.
"You know that Tantai died with the wind, but you don't know how he died, and Su Fuhua never told you, right?"
"So what?" Duanmu Yichen really didn't understand why Wang Zheng wanted to mention this comrade-in-arms who fought side by side with him back then.
Wang Zheng shook his head and said with a smile: "Then do you know how Xie Ping'an died?" ”
Duanmu Yichen shook his head again, he had been in seclusion for so many years, and the changes in the world were like vicissitudes, and so many old people were no longer there.
"It seems that I am destined to have an indissoluble enmity with you in the Seven Great Wars in this life."
Wang Zheng took in Duanmu Yichen's expression, and said lightly: "My strength is far inferior to Xie Ping'an, just like me and you now, compared with the old pervert of Tantai Suifeng, it is a world of difference, but I fought with them twice, do you know what the result is?" ”
"What is the result?" Duanmu Yichen asked subconsciously, he was reminded of the past, and seemed to have forgotten, how Wang Zheng humiliated himself, how angry he was half a minute ago, and even more forgot that the scorching sun was still scorching his uncovered body at this time! Let the water in his body lose a lot and quickly!
"The first time I fought Xie Ping'an, he was cut off by me, and the next day I asked the courier company to deliver that arm to Lixin Manor." Although it was Li Minghao who broke Xie Ping'an's arm with a sniper rifle at that time, Wang Zheng made a slight modification, after all, to enhance the overall effect of the story.
"What?" Duanmu Yichen seemed a little incredulous, he didn't believe that Xie Ping'an would have an arm cut off by Wang Zheng, who looked extremely small!
Wang Zheng's expression remained unchanged, as if he was expounding on something that had nothing to do with him: "The second time I fought with Xie Ping'an was in the island country, and that time, he never returned to Huaxia. ”
Duanmu Yichen's eyelids began to beat wildly!
: This one, for the DSLQ brothers! There is another one more next, so let's wait a while.