I walked to the edge of Xiyu and smiled very flatteringly, "Daughter-in-law." ”

"Who's your daughter-in-law?"

"You, who else but you." Then I smiled again, "Good daughter-in-law." ”

Xi Yu glanced at me, "Wang Baliu, it's okay." ”

"What's wrong with me, me."

"Didn't you say you're going to stick yourself to death? I'll see."

"Okay." Then I took out the pen and simply hit it on my head.

Xi Yu was stunned for a moment, and then stretched out his hand and pointed at me, "This is what you said, holding a big stick and killing yourself?" ”

"Yes, just teach a lesson, if the awesome die, who will care for you."

"There are people."

"Ahem, that's a bit serious and excessive."

"You know it's excessive."

"Good daughter-in-law, I was really wrong." After finishing speaking, I took out the oil pen and handed it to Xi Yu, "I am willing to be punished." ”

"Oh, you're a good admitter." Xiyu picked up the oil pen and hit it on my head.

I clutched my head, "Okay." ”

Xi Yu smiled, "Count your acquaintance, if you don't contact my mother today, my mother will block you, and I won't contact you in this life." ”

"Then you don't lose."

"It's okay, it's not like no one wants it anyway"

"I'll see who dares to ask for it."

"You're still sideways?"

I quickly smiled "No, no"

Xi Yu clasped his hands together, and then asked me, "Wang Yue." ”

"Ah, what's wrong?"

"I heard you've been doing a lot lately."

I was stunned for a moment, "How did I dash me." ”

"Anyway, you don't have to worry about eating and drinking, and it's quite comfortable."

"No, no."

"I heard that now the big clouds are pumping, the small net is on, and the laughing restaurant is down, and it's quite rich?"

"No, no," I took a deep breath, "the best thing I've been doing lately is that I just spent three bucks on a bottle of Coca-Cola." ”

"I don't think you have no money, and you're living a good and chic life, why are you suddenly not chic."

"No, no, really not. How can I have money. ”

"You're not happy?"

I shook my head, "Definitely not happy." ”

"Okay." Xiyu looked at me, "Wang Yue, tell me, have you smoked big clouds in the past few days, skipped school and surfed the Internet, and then went to the restaurant, eating well every day and sleeping well." After Xi Yu finished speaking, he said, "I'll give you ten minutes, you can think about it, how to lie to me, make it up." ”

I took a deep breath and said, "Would you believe me if I were to say my own money?" ”

"You're keeping private money, aren't you?"

"No, it's not my private money, my private money is only 20 yuan, the problem is that 20 yuan has become 100 yuan."

"How did you change? Don't say you're gambling. ”

"No," I looked at the sunset, "If I say it's the sunset for me, do you believe it?" ”

"You said if you were me, would you believe me?"

I thought about it, then shook my head, "Naturally, I don't believe it." Then I took a deep breath, "Then I said that I lied to Sunset, do you believe it?" ”

Xi Yu touched his own bar, and thought for a while, "Well, this reason is not bad, I still barely believe it." ”

"Well, that's what I lied to Sunset."

Xiyu glanced at me, "Do you know about the sunset?" ”

"What's wrong with him?"

"He was so happy for my dad lately, and he did something that my dad really liked and was very happy about."

"Are you talking about catching the thief?"

"Well, I never dreamed that Sunset would be so desperate to catch that outlaw."

"Well, Sunset didn't say thank you."

"Thank you?" Xi Yu looked at me suspiciously, "What does it have to do with you that he caught the thief." ”

"Ask him when you have time. Root I have no relationship. ”

"He's going to be promoted anyway. My father said that he did this, and his future road was a lot smoother. ”

I smiled, "His road was quite smooth. ”

"I mean, that's the case. You haven't told me what the sunset thief has to do with you. ”

"Okay, no matter what about the sunset," I said to Yuyu, "don't be mad at me, okay." ”

Xi Yu sighed, then hugged my arm and said to me, "Wang Yue, I really don't know if I owe you in my last life, anyway, I just can't be angry with you, you apologize to me now, and then I will forgive you." ”

I smiled and said, "Good daughter-in-law, I was wrong, I'm sorry, I'll change it, and I promise not to make an example." ”

"You are saying this again" Xi Yu sighed at me, "I know, even the order of the apology, and the words, you are reluctant to change it, are you so difficult?" ”

"I sincerely admit my mistakes."

"I don't care if you're sincere or not, I'll ask you a word, can you correct your mistakes, can you not make mistakes"

"Absolutely."

"Did you change it?"

"I must have changed, but the problem is that I always make mistakes unconsciously, what should I do about this?"

Xiyu glanced at me, "Then you mean that when you make a mistake, you make a mistake without knowing it, and then there is no mistake, right?" ”

"Pretty much."

"You've found a good reason."

"It's not a good look," I asked at Yuyu, "Can you blame me for this?" ”

"Well, I don't blame you," Xi Yu said angrily, "Blame me." ”

"No, no." I quickly smiled, "Blame me." ”

Xi Yu glanced at me and then "hummed", what do you eat at night? ”

"Whatever you want, what do you eat?"

"You say you want to eat."

"I'd love to eat meat, eat meat, touch meat, you know."

Xiyu glanced at me, "Can you please stop being so rogue." ”

"Actually, I haven't touched the meat for a long time, I know you want to do it too, I'll touch it for you, neither of us will suffer, do you think it's okay?"

Xiyu let out an "oops", then smiled, "You're pretty good at assigning." ”

"That's it, good daughter-in-law, eat, finish eating, go touch the meat."

"Get out, bastard" Xiyu scolded at me, "Why are you so shameless"

"What's shameless about this, I have always thought that this is the most sacred thing in the world."

"You don't come to this set, I'll tell you." Xi Yu stretched out his hand and pointed at me, "Wang Yue, is there anything else in your obscene head?" ”

"Don't say it, there's really something else."

"What's there?"

I thought about it for a moment, then said, "Money." ”

"What money."

"That is, the division of property between the two of us in the future, can you give me one-third."

Xiyu glanced at me, "No." ”

"The fifth"

"Nope." Xiyu followed and said, "I don't have any money. ”

"I'm grass."

"You give me another dirty word."

"No, no." I quickly smiled, "I said that you can't let me be a big man, you can't just have a few dollars on you, it's a shame." ”

Xi Yu looked at me, "What's wrong with just a few yuan, there are more people like this, many students don't bring money to school, just go home and eat, look at a few of you, I'm in charge of you now, it's for your good, I've saved you money, when you usually use money, why can I always take out money, isn't it because I will save money?" ”

"Yes, but you don't have to be too provincial, right, how can you live like this?"

"I said no, I just can't, it's not negotiable."

I looked at Xiyu, "Am I going to tell you well, it's not okay?" ”

Xi Yu nodded, "Well, no, also, you Wang Baliu, be in a hurry with me again." ”

I smiled and said, "Okay, no rush." Then let's go eat the meat first, and then touch the meat. ”

"It's okay to eat meat, but it's not okay to touch meat."

"Then can you change it, touch the meat, and stop eating the meat."

"Are you concerned? I didn't even eat for that. ”

"As for it, that's the most sacred thing in the world."

Xi Yu sighed, "Anyway, I'm not in the mood, so I'll eat meat, whether you eat it or not, you can do it yourself." ”

"Eat, eat." I'm also a little depressed.

followed Xiyu to a barbecue stall and bought a bunch of lamb skewers. Even eating, with trouble. I originally thought that what Xi Yu said about not letting the meat be touched was a joke.

As a result, I later learned that she was playing really, and she really didn't let us touch the meat that day. Tell me this is punishment.

I was also a little depressed, but I still sent her home, a little unhappy, but it's okay to think about it, I quickly adjusted my mentality, downstairs in Xiyu's house, we kissed goodbye, and after the kiss, I looked up at the window of their house.

"What are you looking at?"

"Look at the sunset."

"He's been busy for the past two days, but he doesn't have time to pay attention to you."

I smiled and said, "Bye-bye, daughter-in-law." ”

"Bye-bye, husband." Yuyu smiled as well, and then I saw her back disappear from my sight.

I took a deep breath and said, "It's the end of the Cold War." "The only regret is that I didn't touch the meat. It's a little depressing, but lately** it's really strong enough.

I went out and hailed a taxi.

Just arrived at Chenyang's house. My phone rang.

I picked up the phone and said, "Hey." ”

"Wang Yue, can you not be cheap."

I was stunned for a moment, the voice was Lin Ran's, as for why she was angry, I reflected it at once, but asked a little confused, "What do you mean?" ”

"I'm not bored, I'm just asking you, can you not be so cheap."

"What's wrong with me?"

"Can you please stop messing with my life." Lin Ran followed and said, "Do you think that you are the savior, do you think that you are the king of heaven, you have to take care of everything." ”

"I'm in charge of something."

"You know my business. Xin Cheng, was you sent to the hospital? ”

"Who said that?"

"You pretend again? He called me just now and begged me to forgive him, I was curious about what's wrong, and then asked my classmate, sure enough, she told you everything, and I was very puzzled, you don't care about your Xiyu, why do you care about these things about me, now you know everything, okay? Happy? Beautiful? The last time I took your money, it was just to beat the child."

I took a deep breath and said, "I don't really know anything. ”

"Still pretending?"

"Coincidence."

"What coincidence? Could something like this be a coincidence? ”

"Why not."

"Get out." Lin Ran scolded me, "I don't need you to pity me, I don't need you to help me, and I don't need him to ask for my forgiveness, you all get out." Roll away"

I sighed, "You're mistaken, I didn't pity you, I don't know what you said again." ”