[959] Onlookers
"Nonsense" After Brother Xu finished speaking, he took the lighter from my hand and played with it, playing a few times in a row, but there was no catch.
I looked at Brother Xu with disdain, "You said that you are at this level, and you are still bragging all day long, you talk about you, it's a shame." ”
"Fuck you, you will."
"Nonsense, you watch." Then I tried to hit the fire with tricks, but it didn't work.
"It's really a pity for your daughter-in-law, who spent thousands of quick dollars to buy you a lighter, but you couldn't even fire it, it's a shame."
"Fart, I'm sure I can." Then I started playing with my zippo lighter again.
The silly dragon looked at the two of us from the outside, "Hey, I said you two boys, what's going on?" ”
Brother Xu glanced at the stupid dragon, and then stretched out his hand and pointed at me, "Brother Long, he always brags." ”
"Fart, how am I bragging."
"Didn't you say that your zippo is more than a thousand, and how good you are at playing. According to me, in fact, you are fake, and then 10 yuan of parallel goods, running this fool people. ”
"Fuck you. Lao Tzu is absolutely true. ”
"Fuck you, idiot."
"You're stupid, you scold the master again."
"What's wrong with you, grass." Then I grabbed the lighter. ”
"Wait, wait, don't quarrel with the two of you, what are you arguing about, don't you know that harmony is the most important thing, now that the enemy is coming, the two of you are still making such infighting, and then you will go to the battlefield, either traitors or deserters."
"No, Brother Long, he didn't say that my zippo was a fake, and he said that I wouldn't play, I know that Brother Long must be from here, and you must also know that zippo lighters are very expensive and very good, how could I buy a fake, he is envious."
"Fuck your uncle, I still envy you, you can't even play."
"Fuck you, more than a thousand."
The silly dragon glanced at the lighter in my hand, "This thing in your hand, more than a thousand?" ”
I nodded, "Brother Long, don't you know zippo?" ”
"It's a brand lighter, I know that. It's just that I didn't expect that it would be so expensive, what is peculiar, isn't it all ignition, what is fresh. ”
"This kind of lighter looks like an ordinary lighter, and it feels better to use."
"It's all ignition, what's so good."
Then Brother Xu glanced at me: "You don't brag less." ”
"Anyway, I didn't blow it, I tell you, mine is real, authentic zippo"
"Yes, you're awesome, I'm not going to argue with you." Brother Xu then took out a cigarette from it and put it in his mouth, "Come, light it for me." ”
I glanced at Brother Xu and lit it to him, "Give me one." "Then I got one too.
Brother Xu handed the stupid dragon again, "Brother Long, here you go." ”
The silly dragon nodded.
Brother Xu stretched out his hand and pointed at me, "Don't light a cigarette for Brother Long, and then the two of us will have to count on Brother Long to say good things to that Li Xin for a while." ”
"Teach me with the fuck, stupid."
Shen Lin kept looking at us from behind and didn't speak.
Silly Dragon smiled, "Don't scold, don't need him to order it for me, give me a lighter, I'll order it myself, and then Silly Dragon put his hand out of the window."
followed Brother Xu and glanced at the silly dragon. He gave me a look.
I also took out the lighter, handed it to the stupid dragon, and the moment the stupid dragon grabbed the lighter with both hands, I didn't say a word, grabbed the stupid dragon's hand, and then dragged it back, "Oops." The silly dragon screamed, and I dragged my arm in.
Brother Xu simply put the window up, and directly gave the stupid dragon's arm and stuck it on the window, and Brother Xu then shouted at the stupid dragon, "Send us out." ”
The stupid dragon had one arm inside, and was grabbed by me, and then he was anxious outside, "I grass you two stupid laughing cubs' mother, you dare to lie to Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu fucking chopped you and cooked you, I grass your mother." ”
Brother Xu lifted the glass up again, "Oops, it hurts me, it hurts me." ”
Brother Xu shouted again, "Take us out, or we will fight with you today, and you won't have this arm." ”
The stupid dragon scolded vigorously, "I'm grass your mother"
Brother Xu didn't speak, and then began to move forward very slowly.
After a while, we arrived at the place of the big jeep.
Brother Xu shouted at the stupid dragon and asked them to take down the keys to the Jeep, as well as the keys to the car behind them.
When the stupid dragon heard it, "You two laugh better than cubs, are you really tired of being alive?" ”
"Well, I'm tired, you want to trick us out, that's almost the same as getting tired of living, it's better to fight."
The silly dragon smiled, "Okay, okay." ”
I reached out and took the knife out of my clothes, and said to the stupid dragon, "I'll count to three, and if you don't let them throw the key into the gap, I'll cut it from your hand, and then I opened the folding knife at once, and it was directly compared to the stupid dragon's wrist, and then with the other hand, I still grabbed the stupid dragon's wrist."
"I'm grass for your mother, two little cubs, I want to die, I'll grass you."
I don't know why the sweat on my forehead came out, and then I yelled loudly, "Three." ”
"Laughing than a cub, Lao Tzu will go to raid your house in a while, and I will grass your mother."
"Two." Then the wrist of my left hand began to strain
"One." I took a deep breath, "Brother Long, that's really sorry. ”
"Wait." Then the stupid dragon shouted vigorously, "Second base, bring me all the car keys." ”
I relented and looked around. Only then did I see that there were seven or eight people around me, and then followed Brother Xu's car, and kept walking slowly.
Just now, I was a little too nervous, and some were too excited, and I didn't even notice that there were so many people around me.
"Get out of the way of the big jeep and give us the car keys."
"Get out of the way, get out of the way." Then the silly dragon waved his other hand and said, "Get out of the way." After the silly dragon finished speaking, his eyes were blood-red and he looked at me and Brother Xu, "You guys have thought about it." ”
"Think about it, don't come to that set of scaring words, it's not good." Brother Xu continued, "Lao Tzu has also offended you, so I don't care if I offend you to death."
"How dare you take our car keys"
"Don't chase us, if we run a distance, we will be thrown down by you, please you brothers, all follow you and us for a short distance.
"Okay, okay, you two laughing cubs, I really don't see it, you really have a hand, playing with your master pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, right?" The stupid dragon nodded, "Okay, ruthless enough, you are ruthless enough, Lao Tzu recognized today"
"Admit it." Then the big jeep moved away, and I looked out the window, and a lot of people were looking at us, because it was clear that we were a focal point.
Within a few minutes, both keys were taken, and the silly dragon took the car keys, then looked at us, reached out and handed the car keys in. After Brother Xu took the two car keys, he threw them back to Shen Lin, "Shen Lin, take it, you throw it in a while, you are throwing it." ”
Shen Lin nodded a little panicked, "Oh, oh." ”
The silly dragon smiled, "Okay, you are ruthless." ”
I glanced at the stupid dragon, and then shouted, "Brother Long." ”
The silly dragon looked at me and said, "What's wrong?" ”
"And one more."
"Fuck you, little bitch, are you playing with me?" The stupid dragon struggled his arm, "Grass, you damn it, if you want to die, just say it directly, otherwise, Lao Tzu will fight with you today." ”
"Three."
"Fuck you."
"Two."
"Your mother is better, laughing than a cub, I'll grass your mother."
"One."
"I want to me."
I gritted my teeth and slashed at the stupid dragon's fingers, and then I saw the blood come out.
"Oops." The silly dragon howled, "I'm grass, your mother." ”
"Three." I continued to shout.
"Take the key, take the key." The stupid dragon followed and scolded, "Fuck the grass, ** cub dares to do it so much, wait, wait, wait for Lao Tzu." ”
Sure enough, less than two minutes later, another car key was thrown in.
Brother Xu looked at me in surprise, and then threw the car key to Shen Lin again.
Shen Lin took the car keys, glanced at the two of us, and didn't speak.
"Let's go." Brother Xu shouted, and then began to drive the vehicle slowly. The stupid dragon and the people around him all followed slowly.
"Don't miss a single one, Brother Long, follow us for a distance." Then it was still a slow drive. The people around followed.
Shen Lin didn't know where to get the tissue, then leaned forward and wiped the sweat that had already fallen on both sides of his cheeks, and took out another tissue to wipe the sweat on Brother Xu's forehead.
It was also quite hot.
After wiping it for us, we found that the paper towels were soaked. I took a deep breath a little nervously, and walked like this for more than 10 minutes, almost arriving at the gate of the community.
Brother Xu said to the stupid dragon, "Brother Long, I really offended today." ”
"Okay, okay, you two boys, you are ruthless enough."
I turned my head to look at Shen Lin, "Wait, shake a small crack in the glass and throw the key out to them." ”
There were still many, many onlookers along the way, and the security guards at the gate of the community looked at us in surprise, and the landing lever was never raised.
Brother Xu said to the stupid dragon, "Let them lift the landing lever and scold them with a hard one"
The silly dragon was stunned for a moment, "Little cub, what do you mean." ”
"Hurry up."
"Fuck you." The silly dragon followed and scolded.
I gritted my teeth, then took the knife and slashed it at the stupid dragon's hand. The stupid dragon has blood on his hands, and I have all over my hands. And blood dripped onto my clothes.
The silly dragon continued to howl, and then shouted at the guard at the door, "I'll grass your mother, open the door for Lao Tzu." Hurry up, or I'll cut you all down today. ”
The guards froze for a moment, then didn't move.
The silly dragon reached out and pointed at the people around him, "open the door." ”
A few people next to him ran over, kicked the door open with one kick, and then went in and lifted the landing pole at the entrance of the community.
We drove forward a few more meters, and then Brother Xu took a deep breath, he was already out of the community, and there were more onlookers this time.