"Xiaoxi, are you really married? Why haven't I heard you say that before? A classmate sitting next to him asked.

"We've just gotten our license, and we haven't had a wedding yet." Lin Xiaoxi replied.

"Getting a certificate is more important than a wedding, and Xiaoxue also got a certificate!"

"Yes, the wedding can't be protected by the law, it's no problem to get the certificate, and when the time comes, you can get a divorce, and you can also share half of the other party's net worth.

Oh my God, Xiaoxi, you're a rich woman! ”

"Phew, what about the crow's mouth, what a divorce!

Our family Xiaoxi and Xiaoxue will not divorce, they are both masters for life! Liu Xin immediately retorted.

"Haha, yes!"

Everyone discussed word by word and did not forget to eat snacks, and the atmosphere was very warm.

Because I still have to wait for a few students who are late, I haven't set off yet.

"It's coming, it's coming!" Li Mi suddenly pulled the Larin Creek excitedly.

"What's coming?" Lin Xiaoxi was eating beef jerky and asked puzzled.

"Your enemy is coming!" Li Mi said with a smile outside the window of the car.

Liu Xin seemed more excited than Lin Xiaoxi, and poked her head out all of a sudden.

"Where, where? Oh, I saw it, and I was holding Zhou Yi's hand! You say she's in our car? Or don't you ride in our car? ”

"I guess I don't dare to share the car with us, otherwise we will kill her together!"

"It's just that I've seen shameless, but I've never seen such shamelessness.

Forget it, if you don't look at the face of the monk and look at the face of the Buddha, how can you say that she is also Zhou Yi's girlfriend.

And it's our graduation trip, so it's not good for everyone to get stiff. Lin Xiaoxi pulled Liu Xin to sit down.

The squad leader walked over and said something to them, only to see the girl look towards car No. 2, and then shook her head with Zhou Qiang.

Zuihou and they got to car number three.

"I'll just say she doesn't dare to come!"

"Xiaoxi, how did you provoke that woman?" Someone started gossiping again.

"To be honest, I don't know very well, it's a little inexplicable." Lin Xiaoxi said succinctly.

It is better for this girl to be able to keep to herself during this trip and not provoke her.

Otherwise, she would have forgotten the old and new hatreds together.

After a few of Zuihou's classmates arrived, they set off.

They went to a resort area where they spent two days and two nights.

Each car has a class cadre, who reads out the precautions on the car.

Everyone didn't pay much attention to listening at first, but then the squad leader sank his face, so everyone stopped chatting, ate snacks, and listened attentively.

"The itinerary has been sent to everyone's mailbox, everyone should have seen it, just follow the above.

Group activities are all participatory, and for safety reasons, activities cannot extend beyond the resort.

There are two people in each room, and you take care of each other.

Everyone has my mobile phone number, call me if you have something! ”

"Squad leader, can you fight if it's okay?" One of the boys sitting in the back seat asked with a smile.

"You're fine. Tell the squad leader, what do you want to do? A girl sitting in front of her smiled and turned back and asked.

Then I heard someone come up with two words - get a base!

Immediately, there was a burst of laughter in the carriage.

"Nonsense, everyone hears clearly, pay attention to the line of sight, pay attention to safety." The squad leader Zuihou also couldn't help but reprimand.

Then sit down in the front seat.

Then everyone started to move freely again, and it took an hour's drive to the resort.

So, of course, there are activities scheduled on the bus.

That is, from the first seat, everyone has to put on a show, tell jokes, sing songs, and even pole dance in the carriage, as long as you pay attention to safety.

As for family members, participation is mandatory, while class members are compulsory.

Because it was a graduation trip, everyone was open, so basically after adding a performance in front, everyone was already laughing and their stomachs hurt.

At this time, it was the turn of the squad leader.

"I'll come again, I'm afraid that as soon as I open my mouth to sing, everyone will cry."

“haha！”

So he skipped the squad leader and continued to pass down.

Liu Xin told a joke, and no one in the carriage laughed.

"Isn't it funny?" Liu Xin actually asked with a puzzled face.

"It's not funny!" I didn't expect the whole car to answer the road.

"Then I'll say one more thing, everyone can't laugh!" After Liu Xin finished speaking, she began to tell her second joke in a colorful voice, "The old couple went to take pictures, and the photographer asked: "Uncle, do you want side light, backlight, or full light?" The uncle said shyly: "I don't care, can you leave a pair of pants for your aunt?" "

There was silence in the carriage for a second, then burst into laughter.

“haha~~~”

Then Liu Xinxiong returned to his seat with high spirits, patted Lin Xiaoxi and said,

"It's your turn!"

So Lin Xiaoxi held on to the back of the chair and walked to the front,

"Today, I'm going to tell you a joke too!

said that there was a buddy who applied for a driving school to learn to drive,

The four of them went on the road with the coach that day.

It's this buddy's turn,

Huge tension, all kinds of sweating.

I happened to pass through a village,

On the road, there were a few chickens raised by the farmer's uncle looking for food.

This guy held the steering wheel and shouted "Oh yes yes".

Everyone in the car was amazed, and the coach was furious: "Doesn't the car have a horn?"

You're learning to ride a bike! ”

Lin Xiaoxi also learned to paint and color, and everyone laughed all at once.

"One more!" Someone shouted from behind.

"yes, another adult joke between you and your husband!" Another added.

"." Lin Xiaoxi blurted out.

The whole car laughed again.

"Pay attention to the image, pay attention to the image, there are family members!" The squad leader reminded with some tears and laughter.

Lin Xiaoxi was also a little embarrassed, so he had to say guiltily,

"Then I'll say another office joke!

In my sophomore year, I worked as a student at a company.

It's the kind that is specifically responsible for miscellaneous work, what light bulb is broken, and the electricity is called. The kind that asks the master to repair it.

On one occasion, the leaders of the headquarters came to inspect and used the large conference room.

And that day there was a problem with the projector.

So I started calling in the morning. Urging the master to repair it.

Because if he doesn't come and fix it, I'm going to be repaired.

Finally, the maintenance master said that he had gone downstairs.

I hurriedly went to the elevator to pick it up.

When the elevator door opened, I saw a man come out of it.

Regardless of thirty-seven twenty-one, I will say while please,

"Master, I've been waiting for you for a long time."

As soon as Lin Xiaoxi said this, a boy replied,

"I'm sorry Bajie, I'm late for the teacher!"

Suddenly, the carriage laughed again.

"You're only eight precepts!" Lin Xiaoxi scolded him with a smile, and then continued, "The other party looked at me strangely.

Just when I was about to drag him straight into the conference room to fix that damn projector.

A crowd of people poured in from the company.

Respectfully said to the master - Mr. Li, you are here! ”

There was a thud, and someone laughed.

"Xiaoxi, shouldn't it, that person happens to be your husband, if you pull it like this, you will miss it for life!" Someone asked with a laugh.

"If I don't tell you, I won't tell you!" Lin Xiaoxi grimaced at each other, and sang the theme song of the little dragonman, Zuihou said, "Xiexie, everyone cheer!" ”

He walked back to his seat, and it was his turn to come up and perform.

Along the way, everyone laughed non-stop and the atmosphere was very good.

It wasn't until the class leader sang that everyone settled down a little.

In fact, the squad leader didn't sing any campus songs such as "You at the Same Table" and "The Brother Who Slept on My Top Bunk", otherwise it is estimated that the people in the carriage would cry together.

The squad leader sang "Unity is Liliang", which immediately made everyone laugh.

When I arrived at the resort, I checked in.

The squad leader and deputy squad leader went through the formalities at the front desk, and everyone sat in the lobby waiting to receive the room card.

"That woman won't live in a room with Zhou Yi!" Liu Xin said in a low voice.

"Nonsense, they don't live in one room, do they live in one room!" Li Yu directly glanced at Liu Xin and said.

"Do you think their room is right across from us or next to us?"

"It's not interesting on the other side, it's better to be on the side, and you can hear any movement at night." Li Yuyu is not amazing, and he is endless!

"Haha-" Lin Xiaoxi and Liu Xin laughed very unkindly.

It attracted everyone's attention.

zuihou, the room card is issued, Lin Xiaoxi and Liu Xin are in one room, Li Mi and Xiaoxue are in one room, and the two rooms are adjacent, so they can get together to fight the landlord at night.

As for Zhou Yi and his girlfriend's room, it was really unfortunate that it happened to be next door to Li Mi and Xiaoxue's room.