Chapter 510: If you don't give it, you will tear up the ticket
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"Call sister, call mother, call grandma, the old lady should be, that is, the three vulgar women and the old lady should not ......" Sister Bai roared angrily.
"She takes advantage of you......" the girl said, stabbing the man in the waist.
"This vulgar girl ......" Nie Canglong looked at Sister Bai and began to grit his teeth, "It's really too deceitful......"
"Little green snake, didn't the three vulgar girls just say it?? If you call her mother, she will agree, you say, if I fall into the river at the same time as her, who will you save first?? The girl asked with a smile.
"Of course I saved you first...... Nie Canglong didn't think about it, "When I save you, I'll go down and accompany ......her again, and I'll always be with her."
"You, you, you ......" The girl's little face changed at that time, when did you get so good with her?? She's not your mother.
"Wow hahahaha...... Sister Bai is hahadaxiao, "The charm of the old lady has not diminished back then, and she fascinated a bunch of ignorant young people, which is also a matter of hooking her fingers." ”
"Little Green Snake, I'm very disappointed in you, you actually went down to accompany her, why are you accompanying her??" The girl glared at the man, and her heart began to be ruthless, if you dare to say that you are playing in the water with her, you see that I will ignore you in the future.
"yes, what are you doing with her?? It's cold in the water, be careful of catching a cold......" Gu Yunfeng said a little sourly.
"When she drowns, I'll come up again......" Nie Canglong said through gritted teeth.
"Uh......" Sister Bai was laughing, and when she heard Nie Canglong's words, the laughter stopped in her throat at that time. A small face turned iron-blue.
"Giggle...... Qin Xiaojun was happy. Sister Bai will drown in the water, but she can't drown......"
"If I don't go down, of course she won't drown, if I go down, she will drown......" Nie Canglong replied quite succinctly.
"Hahahahaha, ha......" Gu Yunfeng hahadaxiao.
"Nie Canglong, you are ruthless enough......" Sister Bai looked at Nie Canglong and began to grit her teeth.
"Don't worry, your daughter is my apprentice, and after you leave, I will never abuse her. I won't let her suffer and suffer......" Nie Canglong smiled coldly and said.
"I'm so angry......" Sister Bai was so angry that her lungs were about to explode, "Nie Canglong, I'm not done with you all my life......"
"Wait until you're drowned. It's over......" Nie Canglong smiled coldly and said.
"Nie Canglong, you bully people......" The more Sister Bai thought about it, the more angry she became, and she couldn't help but hide her face and cry.
"Mom, why are you crying??" The little girl saw her mother crying, and her voice also brought a crying tone.
"Let's eat your meal......" Sister Bai cried and cried, and said angrily.
"Oh......" The little girl didn't care about her mother at that time, and continued to bury her head in eating.
"You say, Sister Bai is really crying or fake crying??" Qin Xiaojun poked the man's waist and asked with a smile.
"Of course it's true......" Nie Canglong smiled faintly. Said.
"Then why don't you hurry up and coax her to go??" The girl gave the man a blank look and said.
"I just don't go, I love to see her cry, the worse she cries, the happier I am in my heart......" Nie Canglong pursed his lips and said with a wicked smile.
"Nie Canglong, I hate you to death...... "Sister Bai cried and cried.
"Hmph......" Nie Canglong just snorted, but didn't say anything, just made an interested look and watched the play beautifully.
"Why do you like to watch Sister Bai cry?? You don't have any heavy taste, do you?? The girl whispered in the man's ear.
"No......" Nie Canglong deliberately shook his head. Inadvertently rubbed the corners of her lips against the girl's pink lips, "If Sister Feng cries, I love to watch ...... too"
"What if I cry??" The girl asked.
"What are you doing with it??" Nie Canglong glanced at the girl, "I warn you, you are not allowed to cry without my permission." Otherwise, see how I clean up your ......"...,
"Oops?? Are you wide enough?? The girl pinched her waist with both hands. You're still cleaning me up?? Did you forget?? You haven't settled your voyeur account yet......"
"When did I peep?? I'm such a big immortal, can I do that kind of thing?? "Nie Canglong won't admit it, anyway, you don't have recording equipment, I don't admit it, and you don't have evidence.
"Hey......" the girl raised her eyebrows, "You're slippery enough, huh?" I won't call you a little green snake in the future, but I will call you a little slippery head......"
"Don't call it a little slippery head, you just call it husband, husband, dear, I have no opinion......" Nie Canglong said with a look of indifference.
"You're taking advantage of me again...... girl's little face darkened, "You don't really think I'm a vegetarian, do you??" As he spoke, he tore off a goose leg from the roast goose that was sitting aside, and chewed it vigorously.
"How can it??" Nie Canglong sneered, "How could you, Ms. Qin Xiaojun, be a vegetarian?" Who doesn't know that you don't have meat and don't have fun? ”
"Who doesn't have meat anymore??" The girl glared at the man, "You tell me ...... clearly," she said, and barked her little tiger teeth at the man.
"Uh......" Nie Canglong's brain began to sweat, "My brain, why are you sweating again??" Do you think my hat will make the beads of sweat pickle?? As he spoke, he pretended to straighten the crown on his head.
"Don't change the subject......" the girl said, grabbing the fragrant goose leg and pointing it at the man's nose.
"What's that......" Nie Canglong sneered, "I just think you like to eat meat......
"You talk nonsense, when did I like to eat meat??" The girl was in a hurry, bit the goose's leg, and roared.
"You don't like to eat meat...... Nie Canglong's facial muscles twitched slightly, deliberately, definitely deliberately, while eating meat in a big gulp, he declared that he didn't like meat, and he had to let people echo her, is this establishing authority? ? Eighty percent is yes, it seems that Zhao Gao has used this trick, what is it called? ? Refers to the deer as a horse.
"I finally found out. You're pretty unreliable, though. But sometimes it's still very good at telling the truth......" The girl smiled triumphantly, revealing two cute little tiger teeth.
"Yes, yes......" Nie Canglong nodded hurriedly.
"I don't like meat, but I'm not a vegetarian, so what?? As for your voyeurism, this account still has to be carefully calculated......" the girl said with a sneer.
"I haven't peeped at ......" Nie Canglong hurriedly shook his head and said.
"I said I don't like meat, but I'm not a vegetarian......" The girl glanced at the man, "Don't force me to eat meat......"
"I said I haven't peeped, I just haven't peeped......" Nie Canglong's mouth was quite hard.
"Little green snake. If you have the ability, you can repeat what you just said......" The girl glared at the man angrily, a dangerous glint flashing in her eyes.
"If you ask me to say it, I'll say it, then I'm very shameless??" Nie Canglong looked at the girl's eyes that flashed with a fierce light, and couldn't help but feel a little weak.
"Do you want to save face??" The girl sneered.
"Life is precious. aiqing is more expensive, if it is for freedom, it ......" Nie Canglong was about to express his determination to save face, who would have thought that he would say the wrong allusion, "What is that, it seems to be off topic......"
"Little green snake, you're going to be bad, you're ......" The girl's little face twitched, a pair of big eyes looked at the man fiercely, turned away, couldn't hold back any longer, covered her mouth and giggled.
"Giggles...... "Gu Yunfeng also covered his mouth and laughed. Stretched out his hand and poked Sister Bai's waist and eyes, "It's pretended, people are busy flirting and scolding, they don't even look at you, who are you crying for??" ”…,
"Can't I cry to you??" Sister Bai put down her hands, glared at Gu Yunfeng angrily, and said.
"Okay, you continue to cry......" Gu Yunfeng made a gesture of please, and began to eat his steamed buns and meat slowly.
"If you want to see me cry, I won't cry anymore......" Sister Bai glanced at Gu Yunfeng. I don't know where this Zhao Chuanxi died, isn't it just to get an oven? ? Why haven't you come back after so long?? ”
"Does it have anything to do with you when people get an oven??" Gu Yunfeng said while chewing in his mouth.
"Of course it matters, the old lady is still waiting to eat the roasted pork......" Sister Bai said confidently.
"Do you think you can eat it?" Gu Yunfeng pursed his lips disdainfully. "Canglong will make fire roasted meat for Xiaojun to eat, will he also make it for you??"
"He won't give me food. Won't I rob it?? Sister Bai rolled her eyes and said.
"You are really a heifer on a plane, the cow is in the sky...... Gu Yunfeng's little face showed a hint of surprise, "Do you think you can snatch something from Canglong?" ”
"This is what you don't understand, someone can't grab it, can't I grab it from a certain woman?? I really don't believe that someone will personally feed a certain woman ......" Sister Bai glanced at Qin Xiaojun in the car and said proudly.
"Is this the way??" Gu Yunfeng raised his eyebrows, "It's a good idea, but you dare to eat the things you snatched from Xiaojun's hands?" ”
"What's not to dare??" Sister Bai glanced at Gu Yunfeng disdainfully, "Are you too bold?" ”
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"Won't I wait for her to take a bite before I grab it?" Sister Bai rolled her eyes, is it really your sister a fool??
"Hehe......" Gu Yunfeng became happy, "According to Xiaojun, her medicine is only effective for those who have cultivated, and your method is not very effective......
"Huh??" Sister Bai was stunned, "If you say that, it's really a thing......"
"If you want to eat fire-roasted meat, ordinary methods will not work, you must use some extraordinary means......" The corners of Gu Yunfeng's mouth showed a sinister smile.
"Oh??" When Sister Bai saw Gu Yunfeng's sinister appearance, her eyes lit up at that time, "It seems that you have an idea, hurry up and tell me, what kind of extraordinary means are you?" ”
"This method is simple and simple, and complicated and complicated......," Gu Yunfeng laughed.
"Hurry up......" Sister Bai urged.
"Admit your mistake to Canglong, and promise not to record his voyeurism in any form, maybe Canglong will take pity on you and reward you two for burning meat and eating ......" Gu Yunfeng said with a smile.
"It's just such an extraordinary measure??" Sister Bai listened to Gu Yunfeng's method. I couldn't help but feel a little disappointed. "I saw that you looked confident, and I thought you had some particularly powerful means......
"Ever heard of a saying? It's called one force to ten meetings, and it's useless to play any tricks with people like Canglong...... "Gu Yunfeng can see it quite clearly, you want to use conspiracy and trickery to calculate others, and people will directly fight back violently, this is to give full play to their strengths, like those who can easily solve it, but they want to fight wits with others, and zuihou is planted in the ditch." That's purely a brain-dead person, who doesn't use his strengths, but compares his weaknesses with the strengths of others, isn't this brain-dead? ?
"That's right. He won't reason with you ...... this stunned thing," Sister Bai was a little depressed.
"Hmph......" Gu Yunfeng just smiled and didn't say much.
"Actually, there is another way, you can eat the roasted pork made by my master......" Wang Xueying interjected on the side. …,
"What method??" Sister Bai glanced at Wang Xueying and asked.
"That's the ......," Wang Xueying pointed to the little girl who was eating in her arms.
"Huh??" Sister Bai's eyes lit up at that time, but then they dimmed, if she relied on her daughter to get a meal of roasted meat to eat, it would be no longer interesting to eat.
"As long as your daughter comes out, my master will definitely not be stingy with a few fire-fired meat, and you don't know. How rare my wife is, she ......," Wang Xueying said.
"Not necessarily, right??" Gu Yunfeng's eyes rolled, "If the little girl eats it by herself, your master and mother will definitely not be stingy, but if you let her scoop it up for her mother to eat, eighty percent of your master and mother will not agree, for example, if you watch her finish eating and then let her out, then her mother won't be able to eat it......"
"This is also a matter......" Wang Xueying couldn't help but nod.
"I got it from my daughter, and I don't have any energy to eat...... Sister Bai pouted, "Maybe it's disgusting in my stomach......"
"If that's the case, I have another way here......" The corners of Wang Xueying's mouth showed a wicked smile. This method is more ...... How so?? It's a little more cruel, I'm afraid you won't be able to do it......"
"What's not to do??" Sister Bai glanced at Wang Xueying, "You don't think that the old lady is also a vegetarian, right?" She scooped Qin Xiaojun's words and began to talk about things.
"Then I'm going to say that?? Whether you agree or not, you can't rush ......," Wang Xueying said with a wicked smile.
"Did I do it??" Sister Bai rolled her eyes. "I'm so tasteless in your eyes, right?? Hurry up and say yours......"
"Actually, this is simpler......" Wang Xueying pulled the corners of her mouth slightly, "It's you who took Yaya hostage." If you want to blackmail my master and mother, as long as they don't hand over as many pieces of roasted meat as they want, you will tear up the ticket......"
"They used Yaya to blackmail me almost ......" Sister Bai heard Wang Xueying's suggestion, and her little face turned black at that time, "Comrade, do you know who I am Yaya?" I still tear up the ticket?? It's a shame you figured it out......"
"That's what I mean when I tear up tickets...... Wang Xueying smiled, "For example, spanking and pulling ears can be regarded as tearing tickets......"
"Do you want to say that?? It's still a little reliable......" Sister Bai couldn't help but nod when she heard Wang Xueying's explanation.
"Actually, we don't have to worry about anything else, it's just that we're afraid that Yaya won't cooperate......" Wang Xueying said with a worried look.
"How do you cooperate??" Sister Bai was stunned for a moment and asked subconsciously.
"Cry, Yaya is going to cry under your abduction, the worse you cry, the better, you don't know, my wife is the softest, hearing her beloved little apprentice crying so badly, she must also be worried, when the time comes, she will agree to what conditions you propose...... Wang Xueying said with a wicked smile.
"Makes sense...... Sister Bai's eyes lit up, "When the time comes, it's not like the two of you want to burn the meat, I don't have to care if she wants something more important......"
"Is Jun's heart soft??" Gu Yunfeng couldn't help but interject, "There is also a saying that Xiaojun is very soft-hearted, don't you blush when you say this?" ”
"What??" Wang Xueying glanced at Gu Yunfeng, "Sister Feng thinks that my master's heart is not soft??" ”
"This??" Gu Yunfeng's head was suddenly covered with cold sweat, "Soft, very soft, very soft, just ...... It's like that......"
"What's that??" Wang Xueying smiled coldly and said.
"What's that...... What is water, do you think, how soft is water?? On this shijie, there is nothing softer than water......" Gu Yunfeng felt that her heart was about to jump out, she was afraid that Wang Xueying would sue her with Qin Xiaojun, Wang Xueying is a person, she already has a considerable understanding, and she is purely the kind of person who doesn't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement.
"You say that my mother's heart is water?? The water is cold, do you mean that my wife doesn't have a warm heart? ? Wang Xueying said with a sneer.
"No, no, I mean she's gentle as water......" Gu Yunfeng hurriedly said.
"It's almost ......" Wang Xueying saw that she had almost scared Gu Yunfeng, so she nodded and let her go.
"Whew......" Gu Yunfeng breathed a sigh of relief, "But it scares me to death, you must not talk nonsense in the future......"
"I think it......" Sister Bai thought for a long time, and still felt that Wang Xueying's suggestion was quite unreliable, "Your master and wife will not agree, and you don't know who your master and wife are, and it is quite difficult to make her compromise in this way of coercion, and even if she compromises, what is the use?" As long as she puts something in the roasted meat, I will die a horrible death......"
"This is miserable or not, it can be avoided...... Wang Xueying pouted, "You have long breasts and no brains, anyway, you even did the thing of kidnapping your own daughter, so won't you let your daughter try it first?" It's okay for her to eat, you can eat again......"
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