Chapter 181: I don't carry this pot
"Gollum ......"
Huang Jinpeng's empty stomach was the first to break the strange silence, and Zhang Hao saw that Qin Hunt had been staring at Huang Jinpeng stupidly, so he simply spoke for Qin Hunt and asked about Huang Jinpeng.
"Huang Jinpeng, a sophomore at Jinyun High School, dormitory number 210, bed number 5, right?"
Although Zhang Hao had tried his best to make a kind expression, under the strange light of the faint green, it gave people a sense of eerieness, especially since Huang Jinpeng had never dealt with the police in his life, so he immediately coaxed.
Huang Jinpeng nodded resignedly, and replied: "Uh, yes, I'm ......"
Zhang Hao glanced at the bridge of his tall nose, and was sure that the target was him, but for the sake of safety, he confirmed again and again: "I want to confirm, have you ever slept in a dormitory or bed with your classmates during this time?" ”
Huang Jinpeng honestly confessed: "No, our school is strictly managed, not to mention staying in other dormitories, that is, the beds cannot be changed randomly." ”
"Oh, then you're right." Zhang Hao looked at Huang Jinpeng's eyes a little funny and a little pitiful, he also knew that Huang Jinpeng could be regarded as a disaster from the sky, but he still had to do things according to the rules, so he forced a smile again, and said with a straight face: "On the fifteenth day of the lunar calendar last month, you forcibly had a ...... in the dormitory The woman had sex ......"
"Wait!" Huang Jinpeng's eyes widened, and he shouted in fear: "Why do you force sex?" I'm still a child! Uncle policeman, are you mistaken? ”
"Bang dang!"
There was a crisp sound of a glass falling to the ground from the vice principal's office next door, and Zhang Hao frowned, lowered his voice and explained: "Uh, classmate Huang Jinpeng, there are some things that I can't explain to you for a while, but ...... On the fifteenth day of the lunar calendar last month, did you have a spring dream? ”
Huang Jinpeng blushed all of a sudden, and muttered in his heart which classmate was so big-mouthed that he actually stabbed all that mess to the police station? This policeman is also idle, not only do husbands and wives have to be arrested for watching pornographic films at home, but why do they even have to arrest men for having spring dreams?
Huang Jinpeng twisted his head awkwardly and asked, "What?" It's not illegal to dream about spring, right? ”
"If you don't break the law, you don't break the law, the question is ...... This spring dream is actually not a spring dream......" Zhang Hao scratched his head tangledly, and said again: "The woman is pregnant, congratulations, you are a father." ”
"it!" Huang Jinpeng, who liked to be a father, immediately jumped to his feet, and his eyes when he looked at Zhang Hao had changed from awe to ...... Seeing the neuropathy, he raised his hand sharply and scolded: "Don't carry it!" I don't carry this pot! Cao Cao's dream murder is a real killing, but the sleeping person in my dream is a fake sleep, and there is no pregnancy from the object! This year, it's just looking for an honest person to take over the market, so you have to let people really sleep twice, right? ”
Zhang Hao was helpless, turned his head and handed Qin Zhan an inquiring look, and seeing that Qin Zhan nodded slightly, he raised his hand and raised the ghostly small oil lamp, and said softly: "Yes, let the main master tell you." ”
"Tuk Tuk!"
Zhang Hao flicked his fingers and knocked on the small oil lamp three times, but saw the dark green ghost fire swaying, and a string of faint light smoke also surged out of the oil lamp.
"Menglang, do you remember me?"
Sadako's opening was to change the channel from "A Chinese Ghost Story" to "Dragon Babu", and Huang Jinpeng looked at this beautiful woman in white who felt familiar and unfamiliar with his eyes, and involuntarily replied: "Is it you?" Aunt Meng? ”
Qin Hunt, a single dog, couldn't stand the sour smell of love in the air, clapped his hands teasingly, and said with a smile: "Congratulations, Lang has a concubine who has intentions, and it has a happy ending~ It seems that this fetus doesn't have to fight~"
Huang Jinpeng covered his forehead in confusion, and asked hesitantly, "Who are you?" What the hell is all this going on? ”
"She's a female ghost, and her name is Sadako. As for the identities of the two of us, you don't care. Qin Zhan saw Sadako's face was embarrassed, so he explained: "More than a month ago, you forcibly inserted Sadako in a dream, causing Sadako to become pregnant, and we are here today to hope that you can be responsible for the child and not let Sadako have an abortion." ”
"What a responsibility! What's my business! ”
Huang Jinpeng's throat suddenly sharpened, indeed, for him as a teenager, the responsibility of forming a family and raising offspring is indeed a bit heavy, not to mention that he and Sadako are not really in love, not even friends, if you want him to be responsible for a spring dream, it is indeed a bit difficult for a strong man.
Sadako just cried silently when she heard this, looking like a poor resentful woman abandoned by her husband, and Qin Zhan sneered twice, and said: "Hey, buddy, you misunderstood, I don't want you to marry a female ghost as a wife, but I want you to be in a dream with Sadako in a dream during the months of Sadako's pregnancy, every fifteenth full moon night of the lunar calendar...... Dunlun, as the so-called once born and twice cooked, three times is a good friend, except for every time you are finished, you will be a little weak, and you have nothing to lose. ”
"Huh?" Huang Jinpeng's eyes lit up, for an adolescent boy like him, not to mention a female ghost, even a sow feels clear and beautiful after watching it for a long time, but he is not a fool, when he recovers from the spiritual impact brought by "there are really ghosts in the world", he thinks of the harmful female ghost settings of some ghost movies he has watched, and he feels that Qin Zhan and others are willing to be courteous and diligent for nothing, how can there be a good thing in the world to give your sister to sleep with for nothing? The other party must have other plans!
Not only Huang Jinpeng, but also Zhang Hao was a little stunned, Qin Hunt didn't mention this stubble to him beforehand, he always thought that Qin Hunt was planning to force Huang Jinpeng to marry a ghost wife and raise a ghost baby.
"Guy, think about it, we'll come back in a few days. If you think it's appropriate, wait for the baby to be born, and let Sadako continue to be your dream friend. ”
At this time, Qin Hunt's eyebrows and eyes were as obscene as a pimp, but they were somewhat similar to He Laobai, and after he explained these few words, he stood up and took the ghost fire oil lamp and patted it, and Sadako also panicked and turned into a wisp of light smoke and returned to the oil lamp.
"Gone!"
Qin Zhan shouted, stretched out his hand to open the door, but saw that there was a crowd outside the door, there were the principal and vice principal, the director of teaching, the director of dormitory, and the head teacher of Huang Jinpeng, all of them showed flattering smiles, and frequently showed favor to Qin Hunt, a suspected "plainclothes criminal policeman".
Forcible insertion, this is a criminal case, and the criminal police must be responsible. And Zhang Hao has always been wearing a police uniform, and Principal Liu, who came back to his senses, thought about it, and naturally regarded Zhang Hao as a film policeman who cooperated with the investigation, and Qin Hunt was the real responsible criminal policeman - Isn't there only the criminal police in the TV series who have plain clothes?
Principal Liu rubbed his hands uneasily, and said with a forced smile: "Comrade policeman, you see, it's so late, the matter of Huang Jinpeng's student is also bothering you, the people's police are also working hard to serve the people, and our school is also admired and grateful, it is better for my brother and me to be the east, everyone go to the Zhuangyuanlou Hotel to have some homely food......
Principal Liu said with a bulging envelope in his hand, wanting to stuff it into Qin Hunt's arms, and he wanted to do crisis public relations.
After all, regardless of public or private ownership these days, whenever something big happens in the school, the first thing that school leaders who are worried about the loss of their official position must be to suppress public opinion.
Qin Zhan smiled slightly, took the envelope and weighed it, then casually threw it to Zhang Hao, who was struggling with the pressure of the mortgage, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, the woman doesn't plan to pursue the forcible insertion, but I just hope that Huang Jinpeng can be responsible for the child." ”
"Responsible? It should be, it should be! Principal Liu's tears were about to fall out, and Huang Jinpeng's eyes were much more pleasing to the eye, and he even had a little envy?
The nose is so good! It is said that the nose is big and the ability is strong! Huang Jinpeng, this kid is really capable, he was stunned to put the victim to sleep, and our school was finally saved from the doom of being in the headlines of the rule of law news.
In the desperate efforts of the school leaders to retain and tearfully say goodbye, Qin Zhan hugged the "dog" and carried the lamp, and hurriedly walked in the bright night, and Zhang Hao also followed him in a panic, Zhang Hao and Qin Zhan have known each other for many years, and at this moment he clearly felt that something seemed to be very wrong!
When passing through a remote alley, Zhang Hao, who couldn't hold back, asked urgently, "Qin Hunt?" What's wrong? Is there something wrong with that kid? ”
Qin Zhan turned his head suddenly, and shouted in a loud voice: "I thought I had caught a big fish, but I didn't expect to catch a blue whale at all!" ”
Zhang Hao only felt that the hairs all over his body stood up in fright, he had never seen Qin Zhan so nervous in his life, speaking of which, he also felt that it was strange that mortals could forcibly insert female ghosts to cause her to become pregnant, and even guessed that Huang Jinpeng was a hidden demon or something.
Zhang Hao knows the hard work of giving birth to a spiritual fetus, with Sadako's ghost soldier cultivation, if he really gets pregnant with a ghost fetus, the consumption of his own yin qi is very great, and if he can't hold it, it will be the end of both mother and son, which is also the motivation for Sadako to find Qin Hunt to have a fetus. And Qin Hunt asked Huang Jinpeng to meet with Sadako in his dream on the fifteenth of every month, in fact, he asked Huang Jinpeng to provide a batch of essence for Sadako every month to raise the baby.
But the problem is that mortals have a weak soul, and it's okay to be sucked by a female ghost once in a while, but it's a long time to lose one's life, not to mention that Sadako used to just maintain a basic survival, eat less but consume less, and make do with it, but now that she is pregnant with a ghost fetus, her appetite will increase a lot at once, if Huang Jinpeng is really a mortal, this one will die if she is not careful!
Qin Hunt, as the guardian of the Heavenly Dao, has to be supervised by the Heavenly Dao, how can he let the powerful ghosts harm people? This is a wicked thing that hurts heaven and reason!
Unless...... Huang Jinpeng is not a mortal, but a big demon lurking in the mortal world like Zhou Xiaoshi, then everything makes sense!
Zhang Hao was about to ask carefully, but he saw Qin Hunt's face showing sadness, and sighed in a melancholy and helpless tone: "Is this time a dereliction of duty, or is there no successor of the Xiao family?" ”