Chapter 59: Promise Me One Condition
When Brother Ma saw that the green hair ran back so quickly, he first glanced at him, "Damn, so fast?" ”
"......" Green Hair's mouth twitched when he heard this, and he said in his heart, buddy, I'm still very strong, okay?
But in this case, where is he still in the mood to dwell on these things?
"Brother Ma, don't talk about this! Guess who I saw? ”
"Who? Seeing that you are excited about this bear, could it be your Qianqian? Brother Ma looked at him with great disdain, with a look of disdain, "Although that woman is a little beautiful, can she look without makeup?" Can you compare with Meng Ying's girl? ”
Brother Ma was talking to himself here, still spitting smoke rings in his mouth, not much more comfortable.
As for the green hair, it was a bitter face, "Brother, don't say it, I'm not excited, I'll tell you, I see ......"
"You can't get excited, let me see your sister! Get out of the way, don't let me see the beautiful women taking a shower! Brother Ma directly took him aside, staring directly at the window of Meng Ying on the third floor.
Although there are curtains in the way, the seductive picture reflected on the curtains also makes him feel a burst of evil fire in his heart!
This is simply a temptation to kill people!
He saw that his mouth was open, and he stayed there, and his saliva was coming out, and he didn't know it.
"Brother Ma! Don't worry about looking at the beauty, hurry up and drive away, if you don't leave, you won't be able to go! "The green hair is almost drunk, and they all say that they will die under the pomegranate skirt, and they will be romantic as ghosts. But what the fuck, even if you're beaten to death, you won't even be able to touch a pomegranate skirt!
Hearing this, Brother Ma came back to his senses, "What can't you do?" What's the matter, on this piece of land, can anyone beat the two of us? ”
The corners of the green hair's mouth twitched again, are you bragging? Can you die if you don't brag? In the morning, who was beaten and bruised and swollen?
Brother Ma didn't look at the green hair's expression, opened the car door and walked down, shouting loudly, "Lao Tzu wants to see which way the fairy can scare you into this bird...... Ahh......hhh Shape! ”
As he spoke, when he saw Chen Feng leaning against the side of the car door, he was so frightened that he couldn't even hold his mouth.
"Gollum!"
He swallowed wildly, his mind messed up. I thought to myself, isn't this kid an employee in Meng Ying's shop, how could he find this place?
He forced himself to settle down, looked at Chen Feng flatteringly, and said, "Big ...... Master, what a coincidence, how did you meet here, haha...... We are really fate, fate! ”
Chen Feng pursed his lips, turned around and looked up at his window, this look...... I was stunned. 'Holy! Why didn't I find out before? This little action looks like you're taking a bath? Tsk, this figure, there's nothing to say! ’
But when he turned his face and looked at this guy and dared to look up, Chen Feng suddenly became angry! Although, there is a curtain across it, and I only see a layer of shadows, but ...... How can other men be allowed to see this kind of picture?
"Bang!"
Chen Feng punched Brother Ma directly in the eye, "Look at it, look at your mother's chicken!" ”
After this punch, Ma Ge was directly knocked to the ground, swollen into panda eyes, and covered his eyes until tears.
And the green hair, who is much smarter than that brother Ma, directly punched himself in the face, "Look at it, look at your mother's chicken!" ”
Then, he took the initiative to fall to the ground, and tears welled up in his eyes.
I didn't forget to say to Brother Ma, "Brother, I'll just say it, let you drive away quickly, you just didn't listen, and now you're caught, you're being beaten now, right?" ”
Burst!
Brother Ma almost vomited blood after hearing this, didn't I know that I was beaten? I've been beaten myself, and I want you to remind me?
He really wanted to stand up and give this green hair a hundred and eighty punches, and then yell at him - are you my little brother? I think you're a monkey sent to tease me with a knife!!
But this anger, he could only hold it in his heart, and his face was black.
"Stand up!" Chen Feng saw that these two people were squatting there and couldn't get up, and suddenly shouted.
"Brother, the teacher told us to stand up." The green hair stood up very obediently, and seeing that Brother Ma was still standing, he kicked his shoes again and reminded him.
"......" Brother Ma's heart at the moment is broken! I don't want to stand up and get beaten, I want to pretend to cry too much and don't hear it, do you have to remind me of this sentence to prove that you are good hearing?
He knew that as long as he stood up, he would definitely be beaten by Chen Feng when he got down, so he ...... I thought it would be nice to squat here for a while, if I could avoid being beaten.
Isn't there an old saying that when you are beaten down there, you get up there, and then squat and hold your head.
At this moment, he just wants to squat and hold his head......
Chen Feng looked at it and was happy.
"What's the matter, don't you get up, do you? That's fine, it's easier to kick it this way. ”
"Don't, don't! Don't kick it, master...... I just squatted and my legs were sore, and I didn't stand up for a while. Brother Ma stood up with a swish.
Chen Feng sneered.
"Say, what are you doing here!"
"We ...... It's just to take a walk, and it's nothing ......" Brother Ma was more slippery, staring and talking nonsense.
"Really? Take a walk, I don't think you want your feet, do you? When Chen Feng said the first half of the sentence, he was still smiling, and at the end, he stared at him directly, and his tone became cold.
"Yes, yes, yes! Master, I was wrong, I was wrong......" Brother Ma saw that this matter could not be pretended, and apologized again and again.
"Say, what's wrong with you?" Chen Feng glared at him and said.
"I shouldn't have followed Boss Zhongmeng's car home, let alone stopped here to peek." Brother Ma lowered his head, like a child who had made a mistake, and whispered.
However, he was still not very honest to keep up, and did not say his more filthy thoughts - to go upstairs to do something shameful.
But the green hair is much more honest than him.
"Brother Ma, why don't you finish your speech? Didn't you just say it, and you were thinking that when she finished taking a shower, we would go up together. ”
"......" After listening to the green hair's words, Brother Ma instantly vomited blood.
At this moment, he couldn't care about Chen Feng still watching here, he picked up his fist and smashed it towards the green hair, "I'm fucking your uncle, no one will treat you as a dumb person if you don't speak!" It was a mistake for me to take you out of the village! Fuck off! ”
The green hair was beaten to the ground, and he went back and forth around the car, until he was pulled by Brother Ma's hair and pressed to the ground, he couldn't run, and began to lie on the ground and scream in pain.
The sound of the "fluttering and fluttering" fist, Chen Feng just listened to it, and he felt that he understood.
But at this time, Brother Ma was fighting, and whispered in the ear of the green hair, "Hurry up and run!" Wait for me to chase you, and we won't come back after you. ”
When the green hair heard it, "It's still more than brother!" ”
"Oh, brother, don't fight...... It's okay if I'm wrong, and I won't dare to talk nonsense in the future. Greenfur said and ran outside.
And Brother Ma shouted even more fiercely, "You stop me!" If Lao Tzu doesn't dismantle your legs today, Lao Tzu will have your surname! ”
In fact, his name is Wang Er Mazi, and the green hair is called Wang Shicheng....
One after the other, chasing after him, he ran away.
Chen Feng saw it, and his mouth twitched, "Nima, routines are everywhere?" ”
But when I turned around, the car hadn't driven away yet! Moreover, there seemed to be a few quilts packed up in the car, and even the suitcase was in it, so Chen Feng didn't rush to chase after it.
Instead, I sat in the car, turned on the music player, listened to the song and lay on the seat, looking comfortable.
Of course, what made him most comfortable was the beautiful picture in the bathroom, reflected on the curtains through the light.
"The summer night is slightly cool, lying in the car, listening to music, and watching beautiful women, it is simply a great enjoyment of life!"
The only thing that surprised him was that he didn't expect Sister Ying to look better than wearing clothes at such a time, and he really hadn't found it before.
But then, his eyes widened, "This...... I go, why is there another person in the bathroom? In this way, that woman is not Sister Ying, is there someone else? ”
"But Xu Bingyun is not at home, and it can't be her, who is it?" Thinking about it, Chen Feng wanted to get out of the car and go home to see who was at home.
was about to push the car door, but from the reflector, I saw that Brother Ma and Wang Shicheng were back again.
Both of them were all depressed.
Especially the green-haired Wang Shicheng, who muttered angrily, "I'll just say, there must be a reason why he doesn't chase us, we have lost our things in the car, can you not come back to pick them up?" You have to run as far as possible, I'm tired to death. ”
Brother Ma is unprecedented, and he doesn't have green hair anymore, because ...... He's right.
"Coming back? Did you just run well? Chen Feng looked at the two of them playfully, and said with a smile.
"......" and the two didn't know how to answer.
At this time, the last music in the car was finished, followed by a song - Tears in the Iron Window.
"In my hand, I hold the nest head, and there is not a drop of oil in the dish~'
Hearing this music, the green fur immediately cried.
"Brother! Why do I think we're not as good as this singing kid? ”
He didn't say that it was okay, but as soon as he finished speaking, Brother Ma also started crying.
Chen Feng looked straight at it and roared loudly, "Shut up!" What are you calling here? I ask you two, do you want to go? ”
Seeing the pitiful appearance of these two people, Chen Feng didn't want to beat them anymore, so he asked.
"Uh-huh! I want to go! The two of them nodded again and again, just like chickens.
"Where are you going?" Chen Feng asked with a smile.
“…… I don't know. ”
"Do you want to stay here?"
After listening to this, a flash of light flashed in Brother Ma's eyes.
But then, his eyes darkened again. He wanted to stay in the city, but ...... He knew it was impossible to stay any longer. offended Shi Dalong, how could he still be able to mix here?
Chen Feng saw all these small actions.
"Since you want to stay here, I can help you do it. But...... You have to promise me one condition! ”