0134 [Get it in the lake and die] Ask for a monthly pass
Ye 13 waved his hand and said, "It's okay, that thing is priceless and marketable, I don't accept it on weekdays!" Just what you want, this old ghost has nothing to do, let him give you his own, and I can be regarded as a good person in the middle. ”
"So, how much does it cost to buy it?" Zhou Qian's voice trembled and asked. Obviously, he was still apprehensive about the ghost he had just seen with his own eyes.
"It's not expensive!" Ye Shisan said calmly: "He will be reincarnated in about two months, and according to his consumption level, 100 billion is about the same." ”
"Poof!" Zhou Qian's words startled: "What? A hundred billion? ”
Seeing Zhou Gan's reaction, Ye Shisan hurriedly said, "I'm sorry, I forgot that you are human!" If you exchange it in RMB, it will be less than 10,000 yuan! The one I just talked about is the currency of Hades. ”
I forgot that I was a person, Ye Shisan, this is too surprising! Not to mention Zhou Qian and Wu Fatzi, even I was frightened by his operation.
"By the way, you didn't scare these two friends just now, did you?" Ye Thirteen asked a little embarrassed.
"It's okay, it's okay!" Wu Fatzi replied with a pale face.
"That's how old Hu is, he likes to joke out of tune!"
"Brother Li, they should all know what I do, right?"
I nodded and said, "I told them when I came, but it's the first time I've seen a businessman like you. ”
Ye Shisan snorted and said, "Who said it wasn't, there is no one in a city with a profession like ours." In some places, there is not one in a provincial town, which is indeed rare. ”
He sighed and said, "If it weren't for your special status, I wouldn't have been able to keep you here!" To be honest, I haven't been in here in years! Ordinary people don't dare to come, and I don't dare to let them stay. ”
I understand this, Ye Shisan is doing business with dead people, and he only opens at night here. After opening the door, there will be ghosts coming to him at any time, and ordinary people who come here and bump into ghosts will definitely be afraid, afraid! As soon as they are afraid, they will be thought by the demons to look down on them, so they will punish the other person with a little trick, and the person will definitely get sick when he returns!
I'm different, I've dealt with ghosts, and more than once, even if I see a ghost, I'm not afraid! Zhou Qian and Wu Fatzi came with me, and if something happened to them, I covered them, so naturally there would be no problem.
"How long have you been doing this?" I couldn't find a topic to talk about, so I had to ask him this.
Ye 13 didn't answer immediately, just went and took out three cups, poured three cups of tea and handed them to us. After that, he pulled a stool to sit down by himself, and after pouring himself a cup of tea, he took a sip, and then said slowly: "For many years, my family has been robbing tombs for generations. The reason why I got into this business is a family heirloom! ”
"The policy has changed in the past few years, and I was arrested because of my mistake last time! It's a punishment for my lack of skill. When I came back, I didn't know what to do, and I felt like I had been abandoned by the times. Because since I was in elementary school, I have been sleeping in graves, touching gold, looking at caves and looking for dragons, which is difficult to use in society. One day, my grandfather gave me a dream to open a shop in the underworld, and he said that he had already publicized it to me below, saying that there were many poor people below! There are no descendants to care! They would pledge their stuff to the coins, so I opened this store and did business with the dead. It's, but it's true! ”
After speaking, Ye Shisan picked up the teacup in front of him and drank it all!
"So, you're dealing with those things all day, aren't you?" I asked.
Ye Shisan smiled: "I was afraid at first!" After all, I had never seen a ghost when I was digging graves before, but after opening this store, I saw a lot! Strange and everything. At first, I was afraid, after all, I was not dealing with people, and people have a natural fear of ghosts. Later, I found out that they wouldn't hurt me, and they were no different from normal people, so I wasn't afraid. ”
"To tell you the truth, what they exchanged for themselves is much better than what I went down to fish! If you go down to fish, there will be danger, and they will bring it themselves, and there will be no danger at all. Not only is there no danger, but I don't have to worry about getting caught, and I can get what I want, so I can say that I have the best of both worlds! ”
"Is it so exciting?" Wu Fatzi said with envy: "Is it possible for anyone to open this kind of shop?" I feel like I don't need a lot of money to get a lot of antiques. ”
"Of course not!" I took over the conversation and poured a basin of cold water for Fat Wu: "Boss Ye's ancestors are all tomb robbers, and the highest level is still Captain Jin!" The ancestors have the right below, and those dead ghosts are afraid of Boss Ye's ancestors, and they don't dare to do anything to Boss Ye. You don't have much background down there, do you think those dead ghosts will give you face? ”
"I'm Cao! Is there still such a statement? Wu Fatzi said with a surprised face: "Doing business with ghosts also talks about the background!" ”
I didn't answer him, I just looked at Ye Shisan again and asked, "Boss Ye, are you married?" ”
When Ye 13 heard me ask, he was suddenly stunned! Maybe I didn't expect my topic to jump so fast.
After a few seconds, he sighed and said with emotion: "No! I come into contact with ghosts every day, what can I marry! Marry a woman and come to hell with me? Hehe! ”
I nodded and said, "Yes!" ”
"Actually, it doesn't matter if you get married or not, it's also a pleasure to be able to see those ghosts every day and feel the customs of another world. It's like the uncle you just saw, he is not simple, he was a third-grade official in the Qing Dynasty during his lifetime! That's the existence of the megatron side, when he had descendants in his family before, it was his turn to be reincarnated! But he insisted on not reincarnating, feeling that it was better to be below than above! Now, the family is gone! No one went to the grave anymore to care about him. The habitual extravagance squandered all the family property in a few strokes, and now there is nowhere to find someone to ask for money! He could only sell his funeral goods, but fortunately, he had a lot of funeral goods at that time, which has lasted until now. Otherwise, he wouldn't be able to survive now. ”
In two months, he ushered in his second chance to reincarnate, and he had no offspring anyway, and he didn't know who to bless! It just so happens that he wants to continue squandering these two months, so he might as well sell his dragon nails to you. ”
It's like a loser selling his house! In fact, the underworld is the same as the yang world, and there are still some stubborn and stubborn ghosts! There are also some who do things in a down-to-earth manner in order to live a better life in the next life.
Ye Shisan was different from what I thought, I thought he would be silent in this industry! Now it seems that not all of the people who deal with ghosts all day long are the kind of silent and silent.
Maybe it's a rare time to chat, and he told us a lot about what happened to him!