Putting down Xiaoqin's use of the new mobile phone I bought for her in her spare time, and surfing the Internet to make up for all kinds of "Cult Insider", "Deception Encyclopedia", and "Zhao Benshan's Sketch Performing Art", not to mention, today's junior high school third (3) class is mainly preparing for tomorrow's Teacher's Day.

Zhuang Ni and Gong Caicai used their lunch break to draw a Teacher's Day-themed poster, and before erasing the previous starry sky themed poster, many students seized the opportunity to take a photo with this artistic poster.

This time, the board newspaper design, following the advice of the class leader, wrote a lot of Chinese words in a regular manner, such as what "respecting teachers and respecting the way is the traditional virtue of the Chinese nation", Zhuang Ni also drew a gentle female teacher who may be based on the class leader, and a group of female students who are water spirits, in short, the board newspaper wants to appear a male animal.

Actually, Zhuang Ni was able to come to school today, I was quite surprised, I hit Zhuang Ni in the abdomen in Berserker mode on Saturday night, even if I had just come back from a basketball game at the time, and I was at the end of the strong crossbow with low physical strength, that punch could have made the five tigers of the criminal department lie in the hospital for a week.

As a result, Zhuang Ni only took a day off and came to school, and there were no particularly obvious symptoms of physical discomfort, which had to make me wonder if she was really blessed by some kind of evil liliang.

When Xiaoqin and I returned to the classroom from the cafeteria, just in time for Zhuang Ni to finish the board report, she, who was extremely disgusted with men, glanced at me with a cold look of unknown meaning when I passed by her, and did not speak.

Feed! I advise you to dispel the idea of continuing to murder me! I've already been careful with you, and there are also the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" bodyguards sent by Ai Shuqiao to protect you secretly, take 10,000 steps back, if you break through these obstacles and successfully hurt me, it will be even worse! When the time comes, you will have to face Ai Shuqiao's murderous revenge! You don't want to be human amber, do you? Don't want to have your limbs cut off, do you? If you don't want to be subjected to those cruel treatments, stay away from me!

As for what gifts to give to the class teacher and subject teachers tomorrow, the class leader closed the door in an afternoon self-study class and stood on the podium to brainstorm with everyone.

At this time of year, as long as the relationship between the students and the teacher is not too bad, they always have to buy something, like when my father was a teacher, the students stood up and shouted "Happy holidays, teacher!" during class. Or, "Teacher, great work!" It has been fashionable from time to time to express the friendship between teachers and students.

"Tomorrow, in every class, when the teacher says 'class' from the podium, everyone must stand up and shout 'Happy Holidays.'"

The squad leader solemnly instructed us.

"Then Gong Caicai handed over the haode gift to the teacher with the class fee, and everyone applauded to liven up the atmosphere, remember?"

"Remember—"

Many students didn't know if they were listening carefully, so they agreed.

"Why, weishenme is the one I gave the gift......" Gong Caicai looked embarrassed, as if the squad leader gave her the task of standing on the podium and dancing a striptease.

"Caicai, your seat is under the podium table, closest to the teacher," the class leader had a good reason, "and you are a member of the life committee, and you are in charge of the class fee, no matter what you think, it is most appropriate for you to give a Teacher's Day gift." ”

It is a general stage flower delivery occasion, and it is more suitable for a relatively weak girl like Gong Caicai, otherwise a super high altitude like Yao Ming's wife will cause much psychological pressure to the other party.

I heard that tomorrow will be sent by Gong Caicai, and the boys who are bad at heart and like to tease Gong Caicai have coaxed.

"Don't be afraid! Tomorrow you go up and give a present, and we will sing to you, 'Sister, go forward boldly'! ”

"In order not to break the gift, and to show sincerity, let's send it with the gift on your head!"

It is an open secret in the third (3) class of junior high school that Gong Caicai walks with things on his head than he walks steadily at all, and sometimes Gong Caicai is prefixed with a prefix called "Gong Caicai with everything on his head".

"The old ** of the history teacher, you don't need to buy him a gift! If you let him touch his breasts, it's definitely better than giving any gift! ”

Some of the overly dirty suggestions are shouted out by pinching their noses, so that in the noisy discussion, everyone can't tell who shouted.

But how keen the squad leader's eyes and ears were, she stood on the podium condescendingly, overlooking the Quartet, and instantly locked the speaker as Gonggong Cao.

Looking at the non-recyclable garbage, the eyes reappeared.

"Cao Jingshen, if you think that letting the teacher touch her breasts can be used as a Teacher's Day gift, you can come forward and touch the teacher tomorrow - you are already fatter than many girls' breasts, right?"

"Where is it, where is there ......" Father-in-law Cao's eyes flickered, and he turned his head away.

"Woo woo~~~~(>_