Chapter 282: Rhubarb and Black
Chapter 282: Rhubarb and Black
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"Thin dog??" Zhang Zhuangjia's eyebrows raised, "Is that okay??" I heard it looks like a racing dog, right? ”
"You're talking about a greyhound......" Nie Canglong said.
In other words, the word of this Lingti should actually be an anti-dog, this kind of dog, is very delicate in shape, looks quite thin, maybe the speed is really fast, but in liliang, durable, and the thin dog is incomparable, this kind of dog, that is, a plaything, does not have much practical value.
"Lingti this kind of dog, I've heard of it, an associate professor in our school raised ...... back then" Zheng Dongfang frowned, "The speed of this kind of dog is indeed quite fast, but Liliang is a little worse, but its weight itself is very limited, but I don't emphasize that Liliang has anything outstanding, it's just a little bad, and I will go with whoever I see......"
"If you see someone walking with whom, is that still a dog??" Zhang Wenge was so shocked that his mouth grew up, and when he saw the dog who walked with whom, he had lost the root of the dog, so what else did he want to do? ? It's not bad to eat meat, in fact, even the kind of meat dog that eats meat doesn't follow anyone when you see it.
"Lingti is the fastest dog on Shijie, which is internationally recognized, in fact, our Chinese thin dog is definitely better than Lingti in Liliang, and there is no comparison in speed, but I think that even if it is bad, it is definitely not bad...... Zheng Dongfang said.
"Weishenme is worse?? I've never compared, how do you know it's bad?? Dog racing, that is, shorter distances, you let them run marathons, see who lies down first......" Yuan Siyu also interjected.
"Let's run a marathon with a thin dog?? Isn't this neurosis?? Is it okay for our thin dog to be a hare hound? Let it be a racing dog, it is an insult to it, and it is only some boring people in the world who make up racing dogs to play......" Nie Canglong sneered.
"Two words of evaluation, plaything is demo......ralized," Qin Xiaojun said with a smile.
"Beauty, are you okay with four words??" Nie Canglong's head has a black line, look at Zhang Zhuang, this honest farmer, has already looked at him with a suspicious gaze, and he is thinking, this girl looks like a cultural person, but why can't she know how to count? ?
In fact, Lao Zhang really thinks so......
"I said two words, just two words......" The girl looked at the man and glared at her beautiful eyes, "Do you have an opinion?" ”
"No, the plaything is demoralized, it's just two words, I misremembered......" Nie Canglong hurriedly smiled.
"That's pretty much ......," the girl said triumphantly, with the corners of her mouth curled.
This time, Zhang Zhuangjia also understood that it was not that people didn't know how to count, but that people were playing tricks, it was really ...... Thinking about it just now, I still suspected that people didn't know how to count, and I couldn't help but feel ashamed.
"If you want to say that this thin dog, it may not be able to hold the rabbit, now this rabbit, that head is like a pig, with the shape of a thin dog, it will definitely not be able to hold the ......," Zhang Wenge said.
"Yes, the rabbits now, have become big......" mentioned rabbits, Zhang Crop was a little depressed, he went to the ground a few days ago, he once saw a hare, at first sight, he was almost scared to death by the rabbit, the head is like a big sow, fortunately, the rabbit saw people, immediately frightened to run away, otherwise, he really dare not guarantee that he can come back alive, although the rabbit's claws are not sharp, but such a big head hit the body, It can definitely knock people apart, in fact, even if it is a rabbit before the mutation, it is absolutely unbearable to hit people desperately.
That day, Zhang Zhuangjia saw it clearly, although the rabbit became bigger, but it did not affect the speed at all, and even because the body became longer, the speed was a little faster, but the blink of an eye disappeared from his eyes, the blink here is indeed the meaning of blinking, fast as a ghost.
"If you want to say that the rabbit has become bigger, the dog must also have a bigger ......" Zheng Dongfang glanced at the rhubarb of Zhang Zhuangjia's house, "It's a pity that this rhubarb has not mutated, otherwise, the caretaker is definitely a good hand...... "With the current body shape of rhubarb, when encountering ordinary people, it may be useful, but when encountering demon beasts, it is useless, compared with the demon beasts they have killed along the way, it is really not worth mentioning."
"Uncle Zheng, I really don't agree with what you say, although this rhubarb is not long, it doesn't mean that it doesn't have magical powers......" Nie Canglong looked at the rhubarb, the brilliance in his eyes flowed slightly, and the corners of his mouth showed a smile. ,
"What do you see??" Qin Xiaojun raised his little face and asked.
"See what?? Of course it's fun...... Nie Canglong laughed and hugged the girl deeply into his arms.
Looking at Nie Canglong's movements, a trace of essence flashed in Yuan Siyu's eyes, maybe other people thought that Nie Canglong wanted to be intimate with Qin Xiaojun, but she could see that this was Nie Canglong protecting the girl, what was it that made Nie Canglong so close to the girl, and he had to take her into his arms to protect her? ?
The only possibility is that the lethality of rhubarb is quite good, which makes Nie Canglong a little jealous, so, what did Nie Canglong see? ?
Yuan Siyu's eyes were full of brilliance, and he looked towards the rhubarb, and at this glance, he saw through the bottom of the rhubarb, and couldn't help but take two steps back in horror, and his heart couldn't help twitching.
"Siyu, what's wrong with you??" Zhang Wenge was a little surprised when he saw Yuan Siyu take two steps back in a panic, he knew that Yuan Siyu was a land immortal, what could make her panic? ?
"I'm fine...... Yuan Siyu calmed down a little churning and glanced at Zhang Zhuang, "Second Uncle Zhang, where did you get your rhubarb??" ”
"I want to come from the neighbor's house......" Zhang Zhuangjia was a little puzzled, if it was those famous dogs, if it was not suitable, but stupid dogs, in the countryside, no one would really take it seriously, whose female dog got a dog, as long as it was not booked out, you want one, people will definitely not refuse.
"Is there nine of them in that litter??" Yuan Siyu asked.
"How do you know??" Zhang Zhuangjia was even more surprised, feeling that this girl was too godly, could she tell fortunes? ? No, I've only heard of a half-fairy telling people, and I've never heard of anyone telling fortunes to dogs.
"Let me say so, your dog is definitely not an ordinary dog......" Yuan Siyu said in a deep voice with a serious face.
"And what is it??" Hearing Yuan Siyu say this, Zhang Zhuangjia's eyes lit up.
"It's still a dog......," Yuan Siyu said with a serious face.
"Uh......" Zhang Crop was almost choked to death by her, full of joy and thought that his rhubarb had a deep background.
"Siyu, that's not right, isn't this teasing your second Uncle Zhang??" Zheng Dongfang grimaced and reprimanded.
"Hmph......" Yuan Siyu snorted coldly, rolled her eyes, and didn't put Zheng Dongfang in her eyes at all, just like Bian Lanlan and Zhang Haitong didn't deal with each other, there was also a gap between her and Zheng Dongfang.
"It's okay...... it's okay" Zhang Zhuangjia laughed awkwardly and played a round for the two.
"Sister Yuan is not wrong, this rhubarb is indeed a dog, but it is not an ordinary dog, you should have heard of nine dogs out of a mastiff, right? ? This rhubarb is the mastiff ......," Nie Canglong said.
"Mastiff??" Except for Yuan Siyu, everyone exclaimed in unison.
"That's right, it's the mastiff ......" Nie Canglong nodded, "I remember, "Shuowen Jie Zi" said that a dog is a mastiff four feet, and a mastiff is a large dog ......."
"Tibetan mastiff??" Zheng Dongfang's eyebrows trembled, if you want to say what kind of dog he is most interested in, it is the Tibetan mastiff, whether it is on TV or in books, there are many descriptions and praises about the Tibetan mastiff, saying that the Tibetan mastiff has only one owner in his life, fighting with the wolves, how brave he is, this is what he yearns for very much.
To be honest, Zheng Dongfang has a very strong literati atmosphere, more sensual, and his love for dogs is more inclined to the praise of those literati, and directly ignores the clumsiness of the Tibetan mastiff.
"It has nothing to do with the Tibetan mastiff, the Tibetan mastiff is a large dog, but it doesn't have a four-foot ......," Nie Canglong said.
"I've also heard that nine dogs produce a mastiff, which is said to be the same as the Miao people raise Gu, let them kill each other after they are born, and Zuihou chooses the strongest one, which is the mastiff ......," Zhang Wenge said.
"Huh??" Nie Canglong looked at Zhang Wenge with some surprise, "Uncle Zhang still knows that the Miao people raise Gu??" ”
"I really didn't know before, but in our team, isn't Xiaojun half of the Miao blood? ? It's not easy to know something about the Miao people?? Zhang Wenge smiled and said.
Every day on the road, Zhang Xiaohuaer is almost always with Qin Xiaojun, are a group of women sitting stupidly in the car? ? I must have to chat, even if I am really bored, I will play poker for a while, and there are some novel things, and it is normal to say it to relieve my boredom.
"But this method is not credible, let them kill each other, choose the strongest one, can they grow to four feet?? This is completely contrary to genetic science...... "Nie Canglong directly denied it, about mastiffs, he has also heard of that kind of saying, put newborn dogs in a pit, and don't feed them, so that they can't stand the hunger, cannibalism, eat the meat of brothers and sisters, but the key point is that it is a newborn dog, it hasn't opened its eyes yet, it hasn't grown teeth, can it eat meat? ? The people who can put forward this kind of argument are pure nonsense, and after they have teeth, they will be locked together and let them kill each other, which is pretty much the same, but by doing so, it will not change their genes. ,
"That's right, Canglong's point of view, I completely agree with ......" Zheng Dongfang agrees with Nie Canglong's statement, he also thinks that it is impossible for newborn puppies to kill each other, and there are many cases of nine dogs in one litter, and I haven't seen anyone say that their dogs are born with teeth and eat meat.
"Alas, feudal superstition kills people...... Qin Xiaojun sighed, "It's just a dog, even if it's a mastiff, it's not a big deal, can it be bigger than my little white ding?" In fact, a giant dog like Little Baiding can already be called a mastiff.
"Little White Ding?? Is that the big white dog?? Zhang Zhuangjia was very impressed by Xiao Bai Ding, the big dog, but almost scared it to death, that body shape, just like a big horse, in fact, Xiao Bai Ding's body shape, larger than an ordinary horse, if you are not worried about its waist strength, even if it is used as a mount, there is no problem.
"Of course......" Qin Xiaojun said proudly.
"Your little white ding, it's really a good dog......" Zhang Zhuangjia gave the girl a thumbs up, "I don't know if I can let it match our rhubarb??" ”
In the face of such a good dog, Zhang Zhuangjia didn't care about telling a girl whether it was appropriate to breed, and they would leave tomorrow, and after this village, there would be no such shop.
"Of course this won't work......" the girl blushed a little.
"Weishenme??" Zhang Zhuangjia is still not giving up.
"Because our little white is still ......," the girl said with a frown.
"So big, still small??" Zhang Zhuangjia felt a little uncomfortable in his heart, he felt that this big girl was too unkind, she couldn't even make an excuse, you said that it was gelding, and it was easier for people to accept than to say such obvious nonsense, right? ?
"That boss is still called big??" Hearing that Zhang Zhuangjia's tone had become less friendly, Nie Canglong naturally wanted to help the girl.
"Why don't you call it big?? Such a big dog, the only ...... in the world" Zhang Zhuangjia was even more unhappy in his heart, feeling that these two people were not kind people.
"Our little white ding, from birth to now, has not been two months, can it be called big?? Isn't it too immoral for a child who is less than ten years old to let him have a child?? Nie Canglong pursed his lips and said.
"What??" Zhang Zhuangjia was really surprised this time, such a big dog turned out to be a puppy born less than two months ago, isn't this too exaggerated? ?
"Xiao Baiding has indeed grown so big since he was born, and it is indeed less than two months since he was born, and it is because he has eaten a few Neidan...... that he has grown so big," Zheng Dongfang said.
"Nedan??" Zheng Dongfang's statement made Zhang Zhuangjia even more surprised, Zhang Pimple Village is not a closed small village, and he has also had contact with the Internet, so he naturally knows what Neidan is.
"It's just an energy crystallization formed in the body of a monster, we ...... in the car" Zheng Dongfang wanted to say something, but before he could say it, he remembered a cough in his ears.
"The weather is quite good today, and there are no clouds...... Nie Canglong coughed, raised his head, glanced at the night sky, and said.
"yes, the stars are blinking, it's so beautiful......" said the girl, looking up at the night sky hidden by the grape trellises.
"Ahem...... Zheng Dongfang coughed twice, and then said: "There are some demon beasts in our car, all of which were beaten on the road, guess how it is frozen??" Zheng Dongfang is not stupid, as soon as he heard Nie Canglong cough, he knew what was going on, and quickly changed the topic, but in his heart he was sorry for Zhang Zhuangjia, you said that it is not good for you to compete with anyone, you have to compete with Qin Xiaojun, and you will offend Nie Canglong at once, otherwise, there are so many Neidan in the car, give your rhubarb a few to eat, let it grow as soon as possible, it is not a matter at all.
"How did it freeze??" Zhang Zhuangjia did not doubt him, and asked questions very cooperatively following Zheng Dongfang's words.
"It's the cold that our little black spit out, and the meat is frozen, so as not to spoil the meat on this hot day, and our little black weishenme can spit out the cold?? It's because it has a Neidan ......," Zheng Dongfang said.
"Really??" Zhang Zhuangjia became excited, "It seems that with Neidan, it is a vast supernatural power, can you let Xiao Hei match our rhubarb? ?" ”
"This little black is a horse...... Zheng Dongfang's head is full of black lines, and he feels that this Zhang Haitong's second uncle is a little stunned, why do you risk anything to breed his rhubarb? ? ,
"Huh??" Zhang Zhuangjia was disappointed again, he had heard of a donkey and a horse being mated, and a mule was born, but he had never heard of a horse and a dog being mated.
"This, Xiao Hei is not a horse, is he?? I've heard that dragons are creatures that are merciful everywhere......" Yuan Siyu said with a slight tug of his mouth.
"Let Xiao Hei match them with rhubarb, in fact, it's not im......possible" Qin Xiaojun thought about this problem, if you want to say that Xiao Hei is a dragon, can he breed with a dog, this is really hard to say, but it feels a little blasphemous.
"Wouldn't it?? You're so evil?? Yuan Siyu looked at the girl with some surprise.
"This, if Xiao Hei is interested, you can let it try, if it is not interested, we can't force it, besides......" The corners of the girl's mouth curled slightly, and she glanced at Yuan Siyu, "This seems to be the ...... you brought up first"
"What did I mention?? I'm wronged, I'm ......," Yuan Siyu smiled and shouted loudly.
"Do you still dare to call injustice??" The girl glanced at Yuan Siyu, "You are actually the most evil, and you are the most evil, and you are evil from the cracks in your bones......
"Why am I so evil??" Yuan Siyu glared at the girl and said.
"How evil is it?? You have a dark side in your heart that covers the sky......" the girl said, pursing her lips.
Let the creatures of different species **, this can indeed be regarded as dark, and horses and donkeys ** are not the same as mules, horses and donkeys, in terms of appearance, in fact, the difference is not too big.
"It's so big that it obscures the sky?? You're pretty good at using adjectives......" Yuan Siyu pursed his lips, "No matter how evil I am, I can't compare to you, you're the one who makes the decision......"
"What did I shoot?? I didn't say anything, I just let Xiaohei choose ......" Qin Xiaojun said with an innocent face.
"You're the best at pretending......" Yuan Siyu glanced at his lips, looked at Qin Xiaojun with disdain, and said.
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