Chapter 171: The Theory of Relativity
"Why lose weight?" Xu An's face darkened, "You are already thin enough, why do you still have to lose weight." "For women to have a vigorous weight loss action from time to time, and the frenzy of full participation makes him very incomprehensible. Fat people lose weight, he understands, he is already very thin, but he still wants to lose weight, he is quite incomprehensible.
He Qian didn't want to see Xu An's mood change, and still gestured excitedly, "My dear, do you know that the three most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that you have lost weight." Hey, you don't know, it's really a shame to tell the sales lady if there are any oversized clothes; But the clothes here are too fat, but you can say it with confidence. "It's so refreshing to think about.
What the hell is this theory, Xu An looked confused. "But you've always been skinny." He really can't agree with her strange views, he would rather her be fatter, as long as she is healthy, it doesn't matter if she is fat or thin, what he likes is her person, not her figure.
Moreover, the skinny appearance is really ugly, the whole body is covered with skin and bones, like a walking skeleton, it is really not good-looking, he really can't appreciate it. He didn't want to sleep at night with a wooden pole in his arms.
How cute she is, how cute her is, and her flesh is super good, he would rather her be fat and delicate than her skinny.
"Who said that, since the last time I was hospitalized, you have been asking me to eat more, and every day I have eaten more full, and as a result, my body has developed horizontally, you look at my belly, I have swimming rings, this is simply terrible. I was going to be thin like a lightning bolt and blind your eyes, but I didn't want to be fat and become a wall of nuts and block your view. ”
Xu An raised his eyebrows, "How can it be so exaggerated as you say, you, it's just that your mind is too heavy." Actually, you're not fat, you're really not fat at all. Moreover, I think you look better when you're fatter, and I'm not fooling you, I really think so. "It's better to be fat and cute.
"That's not good, you don't know, if I'm really too fat, winter is coming, I can't wear a green down jacket, because it's like a watermelon, and I can't wear a red one, because it's like a tomato. You can't wear the yellow one, because it looks like a grapefruit. You can't wear white either, because it looks like a cabbage. Black doesn't work, it looks like a bear when you wear it. Don't mention the beige, wear it like the potato. "Alas, this dressing is also a college question, if you don't wear it well, you will probably become a joke.
Xu An had a black line on his face, and asked a little funny: "Then what are you going to wear?" No, what can I wear? Could it be that you want to learn from the emperor who likes fashion and go out shopping with his bare buttocks? "Streak or something, don't even think about it, he will never agree.
Her beauty can only be appreciated by him, and others, even if they want to, can't!
"I don't know." He Qian's little face wrinkled, "Even if I wear flesh-colored, I look like a meat dumpling." As the saying goes, one white covers three ugliness, and one fat destroys all. Didn't you notice that I used to have a lot of clothes that fit, and now they are a little tight. ”
She didn't want to admit that she was fat, but in front of the heart-piercing facts, she really had nothing to say!
"He Qian, you believe me, it's not that you're fat, it's that you've been too thin in the past. Don't deliberately lose weight, natural is the most beautiful. He really couldn't agree with her thoughts, natural beauty is real beauty, it's good now, why bother to abuse yourself.
"Don't you think I'm fat?"
"Actually, I wish you were a little fatter."
"Are you serious?"
"Absolutely serious, more real than real gold." Promise not to add a little lie.
He Qian tilted her head and thought about it, "Then I won't lose weight, anyway, the beauty is for you to see, since you don't let me lose weight, I won't bother about it." "She's a good talker.
"That's right." Xu An nodded with satisfaction, and kept picking up vegetables for her, "Eat more and gain weight!" ”
Looking at the dishes piled high in the bowl, the corners of He Qian's mouth twitched, "You're feeding the pigs." "So much, where did she finish eating?
"If you're a pig, you're the most beautiful pig in the world."
He Qian lowered her head shyly and silently picked up the rice. Although they get along day and night now, every time she hears his warm love words, her heart always beats wildly, and her face is like a fire, and the whole person feels bad.
I was so excited that I wanted to faint. She is past the age of frizziness, but in front of him, she is still a little woman who longs to be loved, even if she is treated gently by him, she is still greedy for more and more.
She really loves him miserably, and she is willing to paint the ground for him as a prison in this life, even if she is imprisoned for a lifetime, she will never regret it!
The night is as cool as water, and the stars are shining. He Qian leaned on Xu An's broad shoulder, looking at the vast starry sky, a cool breeze blew, accompanied by the sound of leaves falling to the ground, adding a touch of desolation to the dark night.
"Honey, I introduced Ye Qing to a boyfriend."
Xu An smiled, "Why do you want to be a matchmaker?" ”
"It's not like I've watched too many blind date shows recently." He Qian pouted, "It just so happens that Ye Qing is single, so ah, my heart is a little impatient." Originally, I just had the idea of giving it a try, but who knew that those two people would look at each other so easily, and I didn't feel a sense of accomplishment at all. ”
"The fact that they can be together shows that your vision is vicious, and if you don't have you in the middle, they won't come together. You should be happy. "As soon as it was shot, it was successful, and such a good thing is really rare.
How can the matchmaker be so good, she is perfect if she doesn't practice kung fu, she can't do this at all.
"My dear, no matter what I do, you will support me unconditionally."
Xu An didn't think about it and replied directly: "This is a must, so He Qian, whatever you want to do, do it boldly, you have me behind you!" "Even if the sky falls, he will stand up for her.
"Don't be so nice to me, or I'll cry to death if you leave me one day." She was really happy, so happy that she trembled a little, for fear that one day, happiness slipped away from her fingertips.
If you haven't been happy, you don't care. But because I have experienced it, I have felt it, and when I lose it again, it is definitely the most fatal blow.
"Don't think nonsense," Xu An hugged He Qian tightly, "Do you hear my heartbeat, it's cheering for you!" "She is his purest angel, the only salvation in his life. Unless he died, he would never leave her.
He Qian's emotional kiss made her greedy thin lips, all the feelings were poured out on the kiss, the sky thundered and the earth was fired, and it was turned red naturally.
Love is a physical and spiritual fit for each other, and neither is indispensable. He Qian lay on Xu An's body, hugged his neck, and kept blowing hot air on his neck with a small mouth, and took the opportunity to peek at his facial expressions.
The continuous exhalation of hot air created a crispy and numb feeling, Xu An only felt that there were countless small worms crawling in his heart, and he made a hard effort, He Qian, who was originally high, was turned over, just in the blink of an eye, and the man who was originally under her stared condescendingly at her bright eyes.
His eager eyes made her swallow a few mouthfuls of saliva involuntarily, and there was a little nervousness and anticipation.
Possess her, possess her violently, there is a voice screaming in the depths of my heart, desire. Hope is desperately shouting.
As if hearing her call, Xu An lowered his head and kissed the red and tender lips that had been waiting for a long time, changing from the gentle and delicate in the past, to becoming wild and violent. He Qian wrapped her hands around his neck without pretentiousness, and couldn't wait to take the initiative to deepen the kiss.
Although it was early winter and the weather was getting cooler, for the two enthusiastic people, the cold was absolutely non-existent. The quilt covering them made them unbearably hot, as if they were wearing that heavy and warm military coat in the middle of summer.
It was hot, it was so hot, and He Qian kicked away the quilt that was in the way, using it to reduce the heat that was about to make her burn.
Xu An took advantage of the bright moonlight, admiring her delicate skin arbitrarily, his throat moved, he deliberately ignored the pain from his tense body, and wanted to appreciate her beauty for a while.
Her emotional appearance was too seductive, and her blushing little face was too delicate, Xu An seemed to hear the sound of her reason collapsing. He couldn't help but lower his head, kissed his sweet red lips, and sucked her sweetness insolently.
He was fascinated by her and longed to take her with him twenty-four hours a day.
The night of a lover is always short, the alarm clock sings cheerful music, and He Qian still sleeps soundly.
She must have been tired last night, Xu An smiled, obviously he was almost thirty, but he was still like a hairy young man in front of her, as if he had tasted the forbidden fruit for the first time, fanatical and excited.
The consequence of Meng Lang in this way is that he is prone to overexertion if he is not careful.
"Sissi, wake up, the alarm is ringing."
"Let me sleep, please, let me sleep!" She was so sleepy, the last three words almost swallowed in her throat.
"But if you don't get up, you'll be late for work." It was he who lost control last night, but it was him who was obviously exercising, but she was the one who was exhausted.
If she is late, she will be deducted from her salary, and He Qian, who was immersed in a sweet dream, suddenly woke up, she sat up suddenly, and hurriedly prepared to wash, but her sore and weak legs made her grin for a while.
"Slow down, don't worry, I'll send you in a while, you won't be late." I wanted her to quit her job several times, but seeing that she was happy every day, she couldn't open up this selfish request.
He Qian gave him an angry look, Xu An didn't know what was going on last night, she was very heroic, and she tossed her until it was almost dawn before letting her rest. She is weaker and weaker every time, but he is more and more brave every time.
Isn't the physical difference between men and women too great?
In the middle, he kindly let her rest for half an hour, and almost at the end of the moment, she couldn't wait to fall asleep. The first time I slept so sweetly, so deeply, so deep that there was no dream invasion, and I slept heartily.
It's just that the time is too short, and before she has slept enough, she is once again immersed in the waves of pleasure he created.
A spark can start a prairie fire, and in the matter of intercourse, a man must not be excited, otherwise he will be unlucky. As for the experience gained through the blood lesson, He Qian decided to write it down in her little notebook, and she must remember it to ensure that she will never make a similar mistake again next time.
"I can't leave, you can take me and wash up." The legs are like waste, and every step is like killing her.