Chapter 264: Who Blows Balloons??

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"Poof...... the girl couldn't help but laugh out loud and punched the man hard, "You nasty thing, you will talk nonsense......"

"Who's talking nonsense to you?? I have prepared for the worst on this trip, as long as my old man does not agree, a strong wind will blow indirectly, and all your father and daughter will be taken away......" Nie Canglong put on a bully image and said.

"Hmph......" the corners of the girl's mouth curled, "My father is so powerful, you think he is a woman from a good family??" If you say that you can be taken away?? ”

"No matter how powerful I am, I'm also a human, I'm a god, I'm a big immortal, and it's not a piece of cake to kidnap a mortal......" Nie Canglong patted ** and said triumphantly.

"How do you know my dad is mortal?? Maybe my dad has already cultivated to the realm of refining the Void and Void Combination Dao, and he can squash you with one finger......" The girl glanced at the man and said proudly, as if her father had really cultivated to the realm of refining the Void Harmony Dao.

"Wouldn't it??" Nie Canglong pretended to be horrified, "If that's the case, let's go back now, go back to Beijing to get the certificate, tie the knot, give birth to the child, and then our family of three will go to Xiangxi to find the child's grandfather to ......."

"You fuck off...... the girl's face turned red with shame, she raised her little fist and threw it on the man's shoulder, "Stinky rascal, you will bully me, you have the ability, you tell Lan Lan this ......"

"Qin Xiaoniuniu, are you looking for death...... Bian Lanlan screamed in shame, pounced violently, and pressed on the girl's back.

"Bian Da Niuniu, you crushed me to death, do you believe that I let the little green snake clean you up??" Qin Xiaojun's strength is average, how can he hold Bian Lanlan, he felt that his body sank, his arms were weak, and he indirectly lay on Sister Bai's body.

"As long as Xiaoqing doesn't clean me up, just ......" Bian Lanlan didn't care, pressed on the girl's back, two slender arms wrapped around her body, and her little hands went straight to her chest.

"Playing hooligan...... the girl screamed, her body writhing violently, "Little Green Snake, if you don't help me, I'll let Bian Da Niu crush you to death......"

"I want to take care of it, but I don't dare to take care of it......" Nie Canglong was sweating profusely, with Bian Lanlan's posture at this time, if he forcibly pulled her away, there was an eighty percent chance that the girl's clothes would be grabbed by her, wouldn't that be * light leaked? ?

"Ahem......" Zhao Chuanxi was stupid, coughed twice, stood up, put his toes on the wheel, and his body indirectly rose into the air, and quietly and skillfully landed on the tiger's back.

This woman made a fuss, and when she looked at it from a distance, she didn't feel anything, but when she looked at it up close, it was quite challenging to people's psychological quality, and the bursts of fragrant wind and screams were absolutely terrifying.

"Oops, I said that you two have hurt the pond fish, let me come out and you will fight again" Sister Bai pressed two people on her back, only felt shortness ......of breath, her little face was red and red, and she could only speak for a long time.

"Okay, don't make trouble...... Yuan Siyu's arms stretched out from the soft door, and indirectly pulled the third girl into the canopy, "The situation in this area, don't be too loud......"

Yuan Siyu's words immediately quieted down the entire team, not only the two women who were entangled and frolicking were stunned, but even the men who were smiling and watching the two women frolicking were also stunned, and Zhang ** indirectly took the old scalper.

The entire convoy stopped.

"What's going on?? What do you hear?? Nie Canglong frowned, his ears were ridged, but he didn't hear any unusual movement.

"Crying, begging for mercy, laughter, and the sound of clothes breaking......" Yuan Siyu got out of the canopy, his eyes flashed with anger, but he looked in the direction of due north, and his beautiful face was distorted because of emotional fluctuations, "You go first, I'll ......come when I go," he said, his body shook for a while, and the whole person had disappeared without a trace.

"Did you hear that??" Yun Zhongzi Dao Leader looked at Nie Canglong with a solemn expression.

"No......" Nie Canglong shook his head, he really didn't hear anything.

"Zhengjia Village's biochemical jishu, it's really amazing......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang couldn't help but sigh, to Yuan Siyu, he was really convinced, in the past, there was a wind and grass, although Yuan Siyu was the first to notice, but it doesn't mean that he can't detect it, but now, he really didn't notice anything abnormal. ,

"You said the biochemical jishu of Zhengjia Village??" Nie Canglong's eyes widened in shock, staring at Daoist Yunzhongzi deadly, waiting for his comment.

Not only Nie Canglong, Zheng Dongfang, Zhang **, Zhang Haitong, Zhao Chuanxi, Wang Xueying, but also set their eyes on Daoist Yunzhongzi, Qin Xiaojun, Bian Lanlan, as well as Zhang Xiaohuaer and Sister Bai, and they were even more shocked to get out of the canopy.

"This ......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang felt that he was stared at one after another, Rao is skin was super thick, and he couldn't help but feel the burning pain, "This is what I heard my senior brother say, my senior brother was the number one master in the world back then, Tai Chi Grandmaster, he has some connections with Zhengjiacun, so he knows some of the inside story of Zhengjiacun......"

"You go on......" Nie Canglong said.

"I don't know much, but I know that the Yang family in Zhengjia Village is a rather mysterious family, yes, it's already a family, the number of people in their family is quite large, like auspicious Ruyi, almost impossible to count......" Yun Zhongzi Daoist said, there was actually a doubt on his face.

"Can't count??" Nie Canglong blinked his eyes, and his expression became entangled, this is talking about people, not fish roe, nor bacteria, how can it be described with countless words? ?

Everyone also had a tangled look on their faces, and it was obvious that they all had the same doubts as Nie Canglong.

"Yes, it's just too many to count...... "Daoist Yun Zhongzi nodded affirmatively, his eyes swept over everyone's faces, "If you want to talk about this Yang family, in fact, the main population is not much, there are only eight people in total, the head of the Yang family, the head of the Yang family, the mother of the Yang family, the parents of the head of the Yang family, and a pair of dragon and phoenix fetuses of the two sons, the goddaughter, and the head of the Yang family, and a son born to the mother of his goddaughter, this is a direct ......"

"It's enough for **, a husband and two wives??" Bian Lanlan spoke so indirectly, as a modern woman, she despised all acts of oppression of women, of course, she never admitted that she was willing to be a junior for Nie Canglong.

"People have strength, even if they get a harem of three thousand beauties, you can't control other people's ......" Yunzhongzi Daoist has a very good impression of the head of the Yang family, even if Bian Lanlan is her candidate for Haode's apprentice, when she heard her slander others, she couldn't help but glance at her, "What's more, people don't really have a relationship with his goddaughter's mother......"

"You're a liar??" Bian Lanlan indirectly gave him a big roll of his eyes, which looked a little like he was flirting, "I didn't have a relationship, where is the child??" ”

"Let me tell you about it......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi pinched the bridge of his nose and blinked with a pair of small eyes, "You should have all heard about borrowing seeds, right?" The goddaughter of the head of the Yang family is a child of a single-parent family, and the mother and daughter are dependent on each other, this sister-in-law Liu...... Well, that is, the mother of this goddaughter, has a rather hateful mother-in-law, in reality, many mothers-in-law are not good things, of course, this is said from the position of the daughter-in-law, from the position of the mother-in-law, this daughter-in-law actually does not have many good things, I want to teach my son to dress, how long did it take?? It only took you one day to teach him how to **, it's really bearable for father-in-law, unbearable for mother-in-law......"

"Master, you digressed...... Zhao Chuanxi reminded his living treasure master with a black line on his face.

"Oh, haha......" Yun Zhongzi Daoist was stunned for a moment, and then hahadaxiao got up, "Didn't I emphasize how the relationship between this mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is incompatible??" ”

"I'm a little scared......" Qin Xiaojun shuddered and turned his head to look at Nie Canglong.

"See what I'm doing?? I'm not your mother-in-law, your mother-in-law is in Beijing......" Nie Canglong was taken aback and said with a smile.

"I hate ......" The girl's little face turned red, and she glanced at the man, and then she suffered a little bit of gains and losses, "You say, what if you don't like me??" ”

"How come, my mother likes you......" Nie Canglong hurriedly said.

"If you're afraid, I'll go to your mother-in-law for you, right?" Bian Lanlan is not polite.

"It's your business anywhere, get out of the way for me......" The girl glanced at her angrily, "It's really a wolf ambition......"

"You are a person, you really don't know what to do, people see that your ugly daughter-in-law is afraid to see your mother-in-law, so she is kind enough to go for you, not only do you not thank others for their ancient ways, but you also scold, you really bite Lu Dongbin, you don't know the hearts of good people......" Bian Lanlan pursed her lips and said. ,

"Okay, what do you want, everyone knows it, don't say it here, it's a joke, let's listen to what the Taoist chief continues......" Sister Bai pulled Bian Lanlan and said.

The corners of Bian Lanlan's mouth tugged, and she stopped squeaking.

"Let's go on, go on......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi got the right to speak again, "What about this mother-in-law, just one son, that is, the husband of this sister-in-law Liu, this son is dead, leaving only a little daughter, isn't this branch broken??" So, the old lady just wanted a grandson, Zuihou thought of a way, that is, to find a strong one from her in-law's nephew, and wanted him and Sister-in-law Liu to have an artificial insemination, this Sister-in-law Liu is a person who has an idea, such a stupid thing, how can she be willing? ? But her mother-in-law pressed her step by step, so much so that she wanted to snatch her child, Zuihou annoyed her, so she found an acquaintance in the hospital and replaced the seed with her daughter's godfather's ......"

"Poof......" When Sister Bai heard this ending, she couldn't help but puff out, and she was happy, every woman who has been a daughter-in-law and a daughter-in-law, and when she fights against other people's mothers-in-law, she will naturally favor her daughter-in-law, even if she has become a mother-in-law...... The days of being a daughter-in-law are unbearable......

Regarding the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, modern society is much better, if it was the old society before, when the daughter-in-law was really an absolute oppressed class, and dared to rebel against the mother-in-law, it would be the end of being divorced.

"This sister-in-law Liu is really a heroine among women......" Bian Lanlan involuntarily provoked the thumb up.

"Master, this sister-in-law Liu, how did the tanuki change the prince??" Zhao Chuanxi blinked his eyes and asked.

"What tanuki for the prince?? That's the prince for the tanuki......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang's eyes widened, "Do you know how rich the Yang family is?" Pregnant with the Yang family's species, one foot has already stood on the earth......"

"That's not right, is it??" Zhang Haitong also teased him, "Why is it only one foot??" We all stand on the earth with two feet, and if we lie on the ground, we still have four feet on the ground......"

"You're talking about you, don't count us, we all have two feet on the ground, and you are four feet ......" Wang Xueying said with a smile.

"Hehe...... "Hehe" Zhang Haitong laughed, "Slip of the tongue, this is a slip of the tongue limb on the ground, I want to say that the limb is on the ground......"

"How many of you......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi shook his head, "What I mean by this is that the Yang family's property is not measured in RMB, but in the earth......"

"Ahem, cough, cough......" This time, even Nie Canglong was choked and coughed, "What did you say...... What do you mean?? But she couldn't help but think of the conversation with Ruyi in her heart, she seemed to have said, that old man and grandmother took the young master and young lady to a far away place, this old man, isn't it the head of the Yang family? ?

Combined with the words of the Cloud Neutron Dao Chief, Nie Canglong's heart couldn't help but churn.

"What do you mean?? I mean, the old Yang family has already entered the interstellar era, the family's private planet, there are too many to count, this is still a planet that can live in people, as for those planets that specialize in mining, there are even more, this old Yang family is the largest family on the earth, even in the interstellar, it can be counted, listen to my senior brother, this Yang family's head is still one of the Jedi elders of the Interstellar Alliance......" Yun Zhongzi said.

"Dao Chief, what is the name of this Yang family head??" Sister Bai asked curiously.

"I really don't know what the name of this Yang family head is, and my senior brother hasn't told me ......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang said, his expression a little embarrassed.

"Giggle......" Bian Lanlan laughed, "I thought you knew how well you knew people, really...... I don't even know what they're called......"

"What's the use of me knowing what he's called?? I know that there is such a person who can tell you about it, then it will be fine, much better than you......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Changtong said with an old red face.

"Master, you haven't answered the question I asked just now......" Zhao Chuanxi grinned, with a lewd face, "That sister-in-law Liu, how did you change the tanuki for the prince??" No, it's the prince for the tanuki?? ”

"Well...... "Yun Zhongzi Daoist scratched his head, "I really asked your uncle about this, but he didn't tell me about your uncle, maybe he doesn't know......

"Stupid ......" Zheng Dongfang pouted, his eyes glancing at the sky, "How did this kind of thing come about, it's hard to say??" Combined with the actual situation of Zhengjia Village, let me assume for you...... Ahem......" he said, coughing twice, "Before I assume, let me ask you a question, do you remember blowing balloons at home when you were a kid?? The straight-talking kind of ......"

"Blowing up balloons??" Zheng Dongfang's words made everyone blush, only Qin Xiaojun didn't know why, no matter how she recalled, she couldn't remember the balloon that blew straight when she was a child, is there such a strange balloon? ?

Well, it hasn't been blown, there may be Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang, Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang was a child, it was still the old society, at that time, where did ordinary people get the balloons, so that they could add Zhang **, Zhang ** is a mountain man, and it is unlikely that he can touch the balloon when he was a child.

"That...... It's just that sometimes, when I get up in the morning, I will find a few ...... on the ground" Zheng Dongfang asked Qin Xiaojun like this, and couldn't help but blush, and was about to guide her to carefully recall the things when she was a child, but she suddenly remembered that they were single-parent families, and they didn't even have stepmothers, so they stopped indirectly halfway through the conversation.

"You haven't blown it......" Nie Canglong grabbed her little hand and said.

"Have you blown it?? What the hell is it like?? What's the color?? Qin Xiaojun asked curiously.

"That ......" Nie Canglong blushed, "I haven't blown it either, neither of us has blown it, they have both blown it......"

"Whoever blows it knows......" Bian Lanlan pursed her lips and said.

"What's that......" Nie Canglong scratched the back of his head, "Let's listen to Uncle Zheng continue, where did you talk about it just now??" Seeds, right?? ”

"Ah......h

"What are you running?? Listening to Uncle Zheng...... Nie Canglong pulled her into his arms and buried her little face in his arms.

"Do you still need me to say it?? This sister-in-law Liu's daughter is the goddaughter of the head of the Yang family, so isn't it normal to visit the door or something? ? As long as you rush early, Bacheng can feel something on the ground......" Zheng Dongfang said with a smile.

"Don't say it, it's quite reasonable......" Zhang ** nodded, rural people, when they ran out of that thing, they were all thrown around, and when my daughter was a child, she once took a thing at a neighbor's house to blow it.

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