0555 Is the Gate of Heaven made of chocolate?
With a "boom", Baozi, who was sleeping heavily, suddenly sat up, and a stone gate exuding terrifying coercion rose above his head.
Su Zhe looked at the Heavenly Gate of Baozi's flesh, and his heart was not good for a while.
Nima, who is also the Heavenly Gate of the Flesh, is so beautiful as marble for the hair buns, but the brother's is piled up with broken stones?
It's like the same villa, you are finely decorated, but I am a rough house with cement walls, and I haven't even painted a white wall, which is too bullying.
"Brother, what's wrong with me? That's what, it looks delicious. ”
Baozi blinked innocent eyes, looking at the gate of heaven above his head, he didn't seem to feel the strong coercion, but drooled, as if the gate of heaven was a bun.
The corners of Su Zhe's mouth twitched, "Baozi, that can't be eaten, it's your Heavenly Gate, you are now a strong person in the Heavenly Gate Realm, and you are also the Flesh Heavenly Gate, the second Flesh Heavenly Gate in this world besides me." ”
Having said that, I was a little weak after speaking, I haven't seen other flesh heavenly gates, but it doesn't mean that there is none, it's a bit big.
Bun smash and smash your mouth: "I don't know what it means, but I still want to eat it." ”
Su Zhe's face darkened, and he waved his hand weakly, "If you want to eat, you can eat." ”
I thought to myself that Tianmen is not a bun anyway, but it is not something you can eat if you want to.
So Baozi jumped up to reach Tianmen with great effort, but he couldn't reach it, Baozi was a little anxious, and he stepped on the bench to reach it, and the result was ......
Tianmen also rose and still couldn't reach it, scratching his ears and cheeks anxiously, Su Zhe looked at Zhile, it was quite fun to have a stupid brother.
However, Baozi has successfully lost weight now, and he looks like a majestic burly man, so he has nothing to do with him to go out to practice.
Su Zhe believed that with his physical body, even if he encountered a strong person in the Heavenly and Human Realm, he would not be able to endure him for a while.
Suddenly, the scholar let out a long roar, and the barrel shattered, and the dragon's blood, which had lost its strength, turned into clear water and flowed to the ground.
Looking at the scholar again, Su Zhe laughed out loud, this shape is cool and beep.
I saw the dignified kendo master standing proudly with a light face, with an outstanding temperament, showing the demeanor of a generation of masters.
It's just that this old guy is now only wearing big pants and a vest, and his whole body is still covered with a layer of black impurities discharged from his body, like a black African.
The most terrible thing is the pillar of optimus under the crotch, that image ...... Tsk, it has nothing to do with the master, the African pervert is almost the same!
The scholar was full of joy and wanted to pretend to be forced, but he provoked Su Zhe's sneer, and glanced at him very dissatisfied:
"The teacher has already refined and absorbed all the dragon blood, and the physical body is I don't know how many times more than before, and the whole body is full of strength, what's so funny."
"Ahem, Master is really full of strength, I don't see that he has a lot of money."
Seeing Su Zhe's frowning eyes, the scholar looked down, suddenly screamed, covered his bottom and squatted down, and roared angrily: "Su Zhe, what's going on?" ”
If it weren't for the black impurities on his face, he would probably be as red as a monkey's buttocks.
Su Zheqiang held back a smile, and the corners of his mouth twitched, "This is a side effect of dragon blood, is dragon sex inherently lewd, but it has a miraculous effect on enhancing a certain aspect of male function." ”
"Lao Tzu is already very strong, so he doesn't need it." The scholar's eyes were so wide that he almost shouted.
Su Zhe was really annoyed when he saw him, and he didn't dare to tease him anymore: "Your body is full of impurities discharged from flesh and blood, go wash it first, I'll give you something later, and I'll go down with a wipe." ”
Only then did the scholar realize that he was like a black man, he had always loved cleanliness, and he rushed out with disgust on his face, and flushed it with a well.
When he returned to the room, his mood had calmed down, but his face was still a little unnatural, and he snorted when he saw that Baozi was still persistently trying to reach his heavenly gate: "Idiot." ”
"Here, Master, just wipe this all over your body, and it will enhance your perception."
Su Zheqiang couldn't help laughing, and took out a few black water bladders and handed them to the scholar in a serious manner.
The scholar's face was confused: "What is this?" ”
Before Su Zhe could reply, he exclaimed: "The brain pill of the Tianmu worm, no, it shouldn't be, the brain pill of the Tianmu worm is not so big!" ”
Now it was Su Zhe's turn to be surprised: "What Tianmu worm?" ”
The scholar's expression was a little dazed, and he seemed to be a little dazed:
"The Celestial Eye Worm is an ancient strange insect that feeds on the corpses of creatures with powerful spiritual powers, it has no nose, eyes, and ears, but it has stronger senses than any living being, because its brain is made up of this black water bladder-like thing, which can replace its perception."
Su Zhe suddenly said: "This is what I took out of the body of an earthworm-like insect that I encountered in the corpse of a dragon, I thought it was a dragon corpse worm, but the dragon corpse worm is not so big, and I haven't heard that the dragon corpse worm has this kind of black liquid that enhances human perception, it seems that this should be a Tianmu worm." ”
"No wonder, if it is found from the dragon corpse, it can be said that in the past, although the Tianmu insect is a strange insect, there is still a big gap with a high-level divine beast like a dragon, it is estimated that this Tianmu insect has devoured dragon blood and dragon flesh and mutated, and the brain pill has become so big."
The scholar's expression became a little strange.
Su Zhe exclaimed: "Master is worthy of being a master of both books and swords, and he understands a lot." ”
"Su Zhe, I seem to have a problem."
The scholar's face was full of fear of the unknown, and he said in a panic: "I don't know the Tianmu insect at all, and I don't know the eyes of the sky or anything, but I subconsciously said it, as if I already knew this, what happened to me?" ”
Su Zhe saw that he didn't seem to be joking, and his expression became solemn: "Master, could it be that you read these things from some book before, but you just forgot it, and you suddenly remembered it after seeing these things." ”
"No, I've been practicing swords for decades, although I also read books, but I don't read much, mainly because my Autumn Leaf Sword is easy to carry, and it often folds into the shape of a book, but it's not actually a book, I'm sure I never knew about it before, but when it came to the end, I suddenly had more knowledge in my head."
The scholar's face was very confused, and his brows were tightly furrowed.
Su Zhe was a little surprised, and he couldn't figure out what was going on, seeing that the scholar was a little confused, he hurriedly comforted him:
"Whatever, knowledge is power, if Master is omniscient and omnipotent, maybe you are the kind of prophet mentioned in the novel, with the ability to predict the unknown."
The scholar is an open-minded person, and when he joked, he also smiled: "Go, if only I were a prophet, I will know how many babies you will have in the future." ”
"You're talking about a god, not a prophet." Su Zhe joked with him and handed him the black water bladder.
The scholar turned around a little shyly, the black liquid smeared all over his body, and the cool feeling of that moment made him can't help but hum.
"Finally there." Suddenly there was the sound of buns screaming in my ears.
Su Zhe turned his head to look, and was stunned for a moment, and the scholar also heard the sound, and his whole body trembled, and the wind was messy in an instant.
Baozi didn't know when his head was enlightened, and he actually learned to take Tianmen back into his body, no, Tianmen was caught by him as soon as he showed his head.
Then, with a "click", he broke off a marble-like stone from it, threw it into his mouth, chewed it, and swallowed it.
Su Zhe swallowed his saliva with difficulty, and stared at the scholar with wide eyes, he really couldn't understand the strange behavior of the bun.
This is the gate of heaven, what can you eat?
But the bun didn't show the slightest discomfort, a small stone went down to his stomach, he patted his stomach and burped, and said with a smile: "I have something to eat in the future, I'm not afraid of being hungry." ”
The corners of Su Zhe's eyes twitched, and he asked in a low voice, "Master, he'll be fine, right?" ”
The scholar was stunned for a long time before he said quietly: "I have nothing to say to him, he does things by instinct." ”
"But that's the Gate of Heaven, is his Gate of Heaven made of chocolate?" Su Zhe shook his head and his eyes widened, he couldn't believe what he saw.
The scholar rolled his eyes: "Even the spirit stone can be eaten as jelly beans, and the gate of heaven is used as dry food, I won't be surprised if anything happens to this guy, he is the only freak like this, don't worry, no matter how stupid he is, he will not go to find the dead by himself, since he can break the gate of heaven and eat it as food, it should be his subconscious need, maybe when he eats the gate of heaven, he will be promoted." ”
Well, Su Zhe was also completely speechless, and suddenly wanted to taste what the Tianmen of steamed buns tasted like, but when he saw the marble-like Tianmen, he immediately dispelled this idea.
I secretly decided in my heart that I had to stay away from the buns when I let Tianmen come out in the future, and I was not careful to be "clicked" by him and eaten as a snack.
Suddenly thought of a very realistic question, this rammer will not finish his Tianmen and ask himself to eat Tianmen, then my brother can't afford to support you.
When he returned to Tang's house, it was already very bright, and the Yan'er sisters were still waiting for him with Huo Tingting, and the scholar went back to his room to raise a sword.
After eating a small piece of Tianmen, Baozi was no longer hungry, and went back to the room to fall asleep.
Su Zhebu placed a soundproofing ban, and began to discuss with the three women about taking them away.
It's just unexpected, the three girls are obviously very moved, but in the end they all choose to refuse.
The reasons are surprisingly the same, I want to spend more time with my family, and I'll talk about this later.
Su Zhe was also helpless, preparing to leave overnight, after all, he couldn't feel at ease for a moment due to the uncontrolled distraction outside.
Although the three girls were reluctant, they also knew that the situation was urgent, so they said hello to Old Man Tang and transferred a helicopter from the military region to send them.
Su Zhe took the two fairies and the scholars, Baozi, and Moguli and a group of six people went straight to Jiangzhou, and two hours later, they landed in the Jiangzhou Military Division.
Asked the scholar to take the others back first, Su Zhe took Mo Guli and followed that trace of soul induction and went straight to the outskirts of Jiangzhou.
The Split Soul has been honestly standing still for the past two days, which makes him feel a little strange.
Tiansha is very depressed at the moment, not that he doesn't want to go, but he can't go.
After fighting with the white-clothed assassin that day, he wanted to find a place to heal his wounds, but he never wanted to meet a young man with a sluggish expression.
After a trance, he followed the boy to the current underground prison in a daze.
Well, it's a prison, anyway, when he came to his senses, he was tied up like a twisted flower, locked up in a cell separated by an iron bar.
The air in the basement was damp and smelled of rancidity, and in the dim light, there were dozens of cells like his.
Based on his cultivation, he doesn't care about this bundle of hemp rope, it can be broken with his hands, and he does the same.
Results......
He didn't expect that this extremely ordinary-looking hemp rope actually had a kind of imprisoning power, making him unable to release the power in his body.
Even so, he didn't panic, but when he tried to get out of his body, he couldn't succeed, and his soul was imprisoned in his body, which made him numb his claws.
When he tried to use his divine sense again, he found that his divine sense was also imprisoned, which made him completely panicked.