Chapter 608: Don't play the whiteboard! (Nine more flowers)
Mahjong is such a thing, four people can not only play cards together, but also exchange feelings. If you add chips, the entertainment is reduced, but the tension and excitement increase a lot.
If it is general gambling and entertainment, Lin Mengwei is not happy to use her brain to study, but this involves the big question of whether she can possess more men, and Lin Mengwei does not want to lose.
Under the serious teaching of Wu Xin and Nangong Wan'er, Lin Mengwei learned very quickly, although the shuffling horse card was still a little rusty, but after thirty minutes, it already looked like it.
"Play Han Qianshi play, God of Wealth a card, whiteboard to replace this card. Eat the three cards of the previous house, if the next house is pasted, the upper house is responsible for the chips of the three houses. Winning can only be done by self-draw! No problem! Wu Xin explained the rules carefully and carefully.
"Well, you tell me again!" As soon as Lin Mengwei agreed, her heart pounded and asked Wu Xin to explain again.
"What are you nervous about, then I'll tell you again!" Wu Xin sat opposite Lin Mengwei, Nangong Wan'er's upper house, and Yan Jiu'er's lower house. If the other two didn't understand, Wu Xin would have been on fire a long time ago, and seeing that it was Lin Mengwei, Wu Xin patiently explained again.
"Alright, now we can get started!" After listening to Wu Xin's second explanation, Lin Mengwei finally nodded seriously, staring at the dice with two eyes, looking serious, she could see that Nangong Wan'er and the three of them wanted to laugh but couldn't laugh.
"You four women, take your husband as a bet, I will beat you to death like a zombie!" Zhen Cheng muttered with a headset, and angrily fired indiscriminately with the gun in his hand. Where does Zhen Cheng, a novice on the Internet, play CF, it's just that the last time I saw Gu Feifei playing, I just knew how to enter.
"Damn, it's a zombie again, ***!" Zhen Cheng waved his paws and scratched the iron sheet indiscriminately, and the mouse was dotted indiscriminately, but there were big wooden boxes in front of him.
"Damn, stop playing!" Zhen Cheng clicked the exit button and scolded angrily.
"Hey, who contacted me on QQ?" Zhen Cheng saw his avatar under QQ flash again, and clicked on it suspiciously.
Fatty: You rookie dare to play CF? Hurry up and scratch the door yourself, just your jishu, even becoming a rookie is a waste of birds!
Sincerity: Get out of here! Zhen Cheng replied, with an angry expression, thought about it, and threw another bloody knife.
Fatty: Is my eagle well-behaved? Let's be honest!
Sincerity: Are you shameless or not? You two talk naked every day, and you ask me ***. Your blood eagle and the king's widow have gone to bed!
Fatty: Die! Shameless.
Sincerely: You're not coming back, are you? I'm going to throw you two away!
Fatty: You're lost, I'll ask my grandfather to send a regiment to kill you! By the way, the motorcycle that Uncle Han Yong said last time should arrive tomorrow, you take it.
Sincerely: How many are there? Zhen Cheng asked happily.
Feifei: There are four cars in total, one for each of the four of us. You are not allowed to move Yiyi and my car, if you open the seal for me, I will not spare you.
Sincerely: haha, then you put fat: Zhen Cheng, you brute! I won't be able to spare you!
Sincerely: As the only family member of the eagle, I want to tell you that you are not allowed to mess with the relationship between men and women when you return to Yanjing. Don't look for ducks. Rattle! Zhen Cheng sent a super shameless expression.
Fatty: I really want to strangle you! Hang up, damn it, it's so depressing to talk to you!
Gu Feifei's QQ soon turned gray, and the study was quiet again. Zhen Cheng looked at his QQ boredly, his friends were playing mahjong or experiencing farmhouse entertainment here, Zhen Cheng didn't know what to do.
"Hey, why does the little horn keep flashing?" Zhen Cheng was like a curious baby, clicking on an application that he wanted to add his friends. It's all the same number, Zhen Cheng tirelessly refused, and he has been clicking thirty or forty times, and there is one left in Zuihou, and in the reason for applying to add friends, he wrote a sentence, and Zhen Cheng agreed.
"Damn, it's so shameless to threaten me with such a thing! It's not like I haven't seen your little Nene and MM! Zhen Cheng clicked on the other party's avatar and directly expressed his anger.
Wolf Poison Flower: Did you miss me? The other party's avatar is a man, and he has a cigarette in his mouth, and the information shows that he is a man.
Sincerely: Are you an idle egg, pretending to be a hairy man! Zhen Cheng teased angrily.
Wolf Poison Flower: I always dreamed that I had eggs, preferably two eggs, before I saw you, and I was a pure man, but I never realized it. But since I have you, I feel like it's better to be a woman!
Sincerely: Get out! What do you mean since you have me, it's like my mother! You're not crazy enough to die, can you?
Wolf Poison Flower: Then let's play, let's talk naked, okay? Hee-hee! The other party let out a drooling and lustful expression.
Sincerity: You keep the first night, and when I turn white, I will pick you first! Zhen Cheng scolded with a wry smile.
Wolf Poison Flower: You're worthless when you turn white! I went back to the province and thought about it for a long time, I don't think I can engage in intrigue against you, I should influence you! I'm going to look for you in Yongtai Township tomorrow. I'm going to get you with my warm arms.
Sincere: I damn, I don't lack maternal love, if you dare to come, the 2000CC blood is not negotiable. Zhen Cheng scolded angrily.
Wolf Poison Flower: That's a pity, I still want to meet your other wives, and now it seems that I can only see their photos.
Sincerity: I warn you, if you dare to beat up some of my wives, don't blame me for turning the wolf into a dead wolf. Zhen Cheng made a serious and solemn expression.
Wolf Poison Flower: Don't worry, although I am a woman, I do things above board. If I had played yin, I would have arrested your wives a long time ago. I just want to get your body, and I'm not interested in your woman.
Sincerity: Can you die if you don't speak directly?
Wolf Poison Flower: It's not direct and not stimulating, and my heart is itching to death, what should I do?
Sincerity: Speechless!
Wolf Poison Flower: I forgot to ask, how about the effect of four wives playing five Ps together? Are you a macho man who has scored six goals, or are you pretending to be sincere: do you still need to ask?
Wolf Poison Flower: If you need Viagra or something, tell me, I will express it to you immediately, and you can use it tomorrow.
Sincerely: Xiexie, brother, I don't need it.
Wolf Poison Flower: It's useless, right?
Sincerely: Bored, I'm fine!
Wolf Poison Flower: No! Let's talk naked!
Sincerely: I've had diarrhea recently, are you interested in the future?
Wolf Poison Flower: Wash it clean! haha!
Sincerely: Disgusting! It's down! Zhen Cheng turned off the power of the computer directly with a dejected face. This kind of is not a face-to-face fight, a contest and a strategy, Zhen Cheng is like a child.
"Damn, I'm depressed! Let's go downstairs and take a look, grandpa, which beautiful woman I am spending the night with today! Zhen Cheng stood up and shouted loudly, "These little girls, look at how I repair you at night, quack!" ”
"Haha, I'm! Two pieces per person, hurry up! Wu Xin lost only two pieces, and suddenly shouted happily.
"Here you go!" Lin Mengwei has the most cards in front of her, followed by Nangong Wan'er, and Yan Jiu'er is not much. Lin Mengwei's face was flushed, and she excitedly gave Wu Xin two cards, "What are you doing, I'm about to get a headshot, depressed!" ”
"Weiwei, I found out why you are so ruthless. It's so hidden, it's all going to make you Hu tonight! Wu Xin kept complaining while shuffling the horse cards.
"I'm a newbie, I'm lucky!" Lin Mengwei said with a smile.
", you're shameless! After playing for so long, I can't even eat a single card, you're going to play mahjong and say no, right? Yan Jiu'er said angrily.
"Did I say I wouldn't play? Doesn't seem to have one, right? Lin Mengwei looked at the three of them with an innocent face.
"You're trying to get a beating, aren't you? Hurry up and play cards! After a handful of confusion, Wu Xin's confidence increased greatly, and he hurriedly urged.
"Haven't the concubines decided yet? I'm ready to rest! Zhen Cheng walked down from the second floor, feeling like a smiling prostitute, and there were a few masters who came to drink flower wine and choose girls.
"Brother Zhen Cheng, sit next to me, I'll win you away!" Lin Mengwei turned her back to the stairs and said without even looking back.
"Damn, you four are really good! The bad habits of the gambler were exposed, and no one paid attention to me! Zhen Cheng felt very defeated, and sat between Lin Mengwei and Nangong Wan'er angrily and muttered.
"If you speak again, you will be stuffed in your mouth!" Nangong Wan'er glanced at Zhen Cheng and threw Hongzhong out directly.
"Bump! Haha, I've got four cards left, and I'm going to get one! Wu Xin's face flushed with excitement.
"Shhhhh Lin Mengwei turned her head and said a word to Zhen Cheng, almost making Zhen Cheng angry.
"Get rich, you don't want this!" Lin Mengwei touched a card and threw it away.
"Haha, biedong, I touch! Handle it, quack! Wu Xin's eyes widened like a cow. It looks like a gambler.
"Damn, you won't, play" You're not confused, are you? Yan Jiu'er's eyes straightened after seeing Wu Xin draw the card, and she didn't speak in a daze, and asked loudly.
"Don't be confused, I'm a bar! Boom! haha! Wu Xin threw out a fortune card, and with the other hand, he threw out 80,000 pieces of the God of Wealth, and smiled back and forth.
"And how much do I have to pay?" Lin Mengwei looked at her thick cards and asked Nangong Wan'er.
"It's all gone, what do you still owe, how much do you say to pay?" Nangong Wan'er said angrily, "It's all your fault, you unlucky bastard is sitting here with the two of us!" Next time you play mahjong, stay away from me!
"That's it, I'm angry, I won in vain!" Lin Mengwei pinched Zhen Cheng and complained.
"I'm a bet, everyone, whether I'm a bet or not, it's my business!" Zhen Cheng complained.
"I see you're not blocked, otherwise why would you still talk! Your bets can talk! Yan Jiu'er stood up and followed Nangong Wan'er and Lin Mengwei upstairs.
"Haha, come, give my sister a smile!" Wu Xin happily walked to Zhen Cheng's side and picked up Zhen Cheng's chin and said.
"You're going to have to do it, see if I'm whipping you tonight?" Zhen Cheng hugged Wu Xin's small waist, and slapped Wu Xin's tight and elastic buttocks fiercely with one hand.
"Ah, don't play the whiteboard! That's my lucky card—"
"If I give you Zhang Hongzhong, then it will be confused, right? Grandma's! Zhen Cheng scolded and hugged Wu Xin upstairs.
(Thanks to the "Fifth Space" brothers for their rewards and promotion to Grandmaster, plus three more congratulations, and thirst for flowers to burst the chrysanthemums in front of them!) Brothers, give me a little more strength! )