Chapter 0429 - Surrender the gun and don't kill
Unexpectedly, Xiang Tianliang pulled Lin Ya to get up just now, and the door of the elevator opened again.
Xie Qianye, Zhang Xing, and Sun Huiming were still standing in the elevator and did not go upstairs at all.
Mom, Xiang Tianliang was so shocked that he sat down on the chair again.
Sun Huiming got out of the elevator and hurriedly walked towards Tianliang.
Fuck, was it discovered?
Xiang Tianliang hurriedly put his face on Lin Ya's small chest.
Coming to the table where he had been sitting, Sun Huiming picked up the cigarette lighter that he had forgotten on the table, and he smiled at Lin Ya, who was standing, before turning around and leaving.
"Eighth master, they went up." Lin Ya smiled lightly.
"Are you really gone?" Xiang Tianliang was reluctant to give up, Lin Ya's small breasts were too tempting, and there was a unique fragrance of a girl, which made him intoxicated.
He couldn't help but rub it a few more times, and then looked closer for a while.
Lin Ya's little face was red, and she sensed Xiang Tianliang's bad intentions.
"Lin Ya, don't tell your mother and two sisters about what happened just now, okay?"
Xiang Tianliang started the "aftermath" work.
"Weishenme can't tell Mom?"
Half is naughty, half is banter, Xiang Tianliang sighed in his heart, this girl has grown up too fast, she was eleven or twelve years old a month ago, and now she has grown to sixteen or seventeen years old.
Sixteen or seventeen-year-old flower season girl, I don't understand anything.
"Lin Ya, look, this is the secret of the two of us, so I can't tell others."
Xiang Tianliang's explanation was too pale, and even he himself could not be convinced.
"Giggle...... I'm going to tell my mother that the eighth master is bullying me. ”
"Don't." Xiang Tianliang was so frightened that his face changed.
Lin Ya asked playfully, "Scared?" ”
"I'm afraid." Xiang Tianliang confessed.
Suddenly, Lin Ya glanced at Xiang Tianliang, turned her head shyly, and took Xiang Tianliang's hand and walked out.
"Lin Ya ......"
"Don't worry, I won't say it."
The sound was thin, but it was loud enough for Xiang Tianliang to hear.
Xiang Tianliang breathed a sigh of relief, although he was not completely active, but he was still a little nervous about stealing a girl's first kiss like this.
Back in the car, the three women were gossiping, asking this and that, but they didn't notice the unnaturalness on Lin Ya's body.
"Eighth master, I saw Zhang Xing and Sun Huiming, you didn't bump into each other." This is what Xia Liu said.
"Eighth Master, I saw Mayor Gao's secretary Xie Qianye." Yu Qiaoqiao said.
"Eighth Master, are you doing this inside, I thought I was going to ask for it." Lin Xia said worriedly.
Xiang Tianliang smiled: "Whose question will I answer first?" ”
As he spoke, he yelled at Lin Ya in the passenger seat.
This is a problem, Lin Ya is not yet eighteen years old after all, and it is too inappropriate and embarrassing to talk about things in front of her.
There was a moment of silence in the car.
Lin Ya suddenly said, "Aren't you just afraid that I will hear it?" ”
Xiang Tianliang said: "Yes, you are a child." ”
Lin Yawei smiled and covered her ears.
"Tell me, I'm too lazy to listen."
Xiang Tianliang took out two earplugs from his bag, "Lin Ya, you plug the earbuds, so that we can believe that you won't eavesdrop." ”
Lin Ya refused to answer, "If you don't believe me, forget it." ”
"Xiaoya is obedient, plug it quickly." Lin Xia said.
Xiang Tianliang took Lin Ya's hand, put the two earbuds in the palm of her hand, and poked it on the palm of her hand at the same time.
"Hehe, I'll listen to the eighth master." Lin Ya obediently plugged in the earplugs.
Lin Xia was not at ease, and deliberately checked it.
"Okay, you ask, Lin Ya can't hear it." Xiang Tianliang said with a smile.
Xia Liu asked, "What are Zhang Xing and Sun Huiming doing here?" ”
"Zhang Xing and Xie Qianye are already too good to be the best friends, he came to Xie Qianye, just to see Mayor Gao through Xie Qianye, so that the vacancy of the deputy director left by our Construction Bureau can arrange them with the person he likes, and Sun Huiming must want to be the deputy director."
"Didn't they see you?"
"Hehe, who am I, can I let them see?"
Yu Qiaoqiao asked: "Eighth master, isn't the secretary always with the leader at any time, why is Xie Qianye back, but Mayor Gao is nowhere to be seen?" ”
"That's a good question, this also shows that you don't know enough about the leader eight hours away, it is said that Mayor Gao treats the secretary and driver like family, and understands and takes care of the staff around him, after getting off work, Mayor Gao rarely takes the secretary out when he goes out, so it is not surprising that Xie Qianye comes back alone first, not to mention that Mayor Gao can drive himself, which is more convenient for him to go out alone."
"Mayor Gao should come back too, right?"
Xiang Tianliang smiled and nodded.
"Hehe, it is said that Mayor Gao has a lot of good habits, for example, he is very punctual, for example, he has a habit of cleanliness, loves to take a bath, etc., etc., didn't he make an appointment with Sister Lin at nine o'clock, I believe he will be on time, if I guess correctly, he will come back at half past eight, and then spend more than twenty minutes taking a bath, at nine o'clock, he will wash cleanly, sit on the sofa and wait for Sister Lin to go up."
Yu Qiaoqiao looked at her watch, "It's eight and fifteen, so he's coming back soon." ”
"Yes, soon, his car will stop next to us, you should pay attention, when he stops, you must cover yourself."
As he spoke, Xiang Tianliang turned off the lights in the car.
Lin Xia asked, "Xiao Xiang, what kind of medicine are you making?" ”
"What do you call me?" Xiang Tianliang glanced at Lin Xia unhappily.
"Eighth Master, I'm sorry."
"Hehe, next time it's the wrong call, be careful that I pump your ass." Xiang Tianliang smiled.
Yu Qiaoqiao asked curiously, "Pumping ass?" What does that mean? ”
Xia Liu smiled: "This is the rule of the eighth master, if you are disobedient, you will be spanked." ”
There was a chuckle in the car.
Lin Xia asked again: "Eighth Master, I still have the same old question just now, what kind of medicine are you using?" ”
"To put it simply, it's itching medicine." Xiang Tianliang smiled.
"It won't hurt, will it?" Lin Xia was still a little worried.
Xiang Tianliang shook his head and said, "Don't worry, there is absolutely no harm to the body, but it is certain to suffer some hardships." ”
Lin Xia asked puzzledly, "Eighth Master, what is the use of your itch medicine?" ”
Xiang Tianliang smiled.
"My kind of medicine, as long as it gets on the body, people will itch very much, the wonderful thing is that it is difficult to wash off immediately, and it is useless to soak in water, only when the medicinal properties slowly disappear, after a month, the medicinal properties will all disappear, but within this month, it will itch very uncomfortable, can't eat, can't sleep, can't sit, can't stand, just like thousands of small insects crawling on the body, itching but not painful, itching and not itchy, itching makes people forget all feelings......"
Yu Qiaoqiao was so shocked that she couldn't close her mouth, "This medicine ...... Is this medicine so magical? ”
"Hehe, I let you and Sister Xia in, and put itching medicine on his pajamas and towels, as long as he gets a little bit of it, I guarantee that he will be of infinite use and unforgettable for a lifetime, hehe......"
Xiang Tianliang smiled forward and backwards.
Xia Liu asked in disbelief: "Eighth Master, your medicine was bought from a pharmacy, they are all ordinary, after you stirred it up like that, really, really that magically?" ”
Xiang Tianliang said: "You don't understand the principle of medicine, as the old saying goes, it is three parts of poison, each drug has toxicity, a single drug, its toxicity is almost negligible, but a variety of drugs are mixed together, its toxicity can be said to be wonderful, can hurt people and even kill people, so, in order to let others know, but also to prevent the leakage of the unique secret recipe, I divided the eleven medicines into two batches to buy, so that the people in the pharmacy can't see the fame, even if Sister Xia and Sister Yu remember the drugs they bought, they can't match the itch medicine." ”
"Eighth Master, you're really bad."
Xia Liujiao snorted, stretched out her hand from the back seat, and patted her neck on the back of the dawn.
"Hey...... What is this, bad, bad...... Hehe, don't say it, don't say it......"
Xiang Tianliang laughed evilly.
Lin Xia asked, "Eighth Master, could it be that your medicine has other effects?" ”
"Hey, yes, very much."
"Eighth Master, what is the effect?" Xia Liu asked.
Xiang Tianliang smiled and said, "I can't say it, I can't say it, you will scold me if I say it." ”
"We don't scold." Xia Liu and Yu Qiaoqiao spoke in unison.
After the two spoke, they also looked at Lin Xia together.
"I don't scold either." Lin Xia was actually very curious.
Xiang Tianliang said seriously: "I thought so when I was dispensing medicine, Mayor Gao wanted to possess Sister Lin, it was nothing more than the broken gun in his crotch was restless, and he wanted to make it bad when he saw a beautiful woman, he was a leader, did he have the conditions to make it bad, let's reason with him, can you talk to him, cut off his broken gun and feed it to the dog, but I can't do it, so my solution is to hand over his gun, as long as I surrender the gun, I won't kill it, my itching medicine, in addition to itching, can also make the broken gun in Mayor Gao's crotch unable to lift it within a year...... ”
The three women listened and scolded in unison.
Xiang Tianliang hurriedly said: "Hey, you can't scold people." ”
Lin Xia put away her smile and said, "Eighth Master, Xiexie you, you don't kill with this move, use it well, I support you." ”
"I support it." Xia Liu Road.
"I support it." Yu Qiaoqiao said.
"I support it too."
Lin Ya suddenly shouted as well.
"Xiaoya, you, are you eavesdropping?" Lin Xia exclaimed.
Lin Ya took off the earbuds and giggled.
"Mom, I'm not a child, listen to what's the matter, isn't Mayor Gao trying to bully you, if according to my idea, take a knife and cut Mayor Gao's plaything, then it's called happy."
Lin Xia was dumbfounded when she heard this.
Xiang Tianliang smiled: "Classmate Lin Ya, you have grown up completely. ”
"Of course." Lin Ya said proudly, "I still have to be like my mother to help the eighth master repair the gun." ”
As soon as these words came out, it was Xiang Tianliang's turn to be stunned.
"Xiaoya, what nonsense are you talking about." Lin Xia shouted.
There was silence in the car, and then laughter rang out again.
It was Xia Liu and Yu Qiaoqiao who were laughing.
Both of them understood that there must be a story between Xiang Tianliang and Lin Xia.
The story of guns and gun repairs.
At this moment, at the door of the guest house, a car slowly entered.
"Mayor Gao is back." Xia Liu shouted in a low voice.
Xiang Tianliang grinned.
"Attention, everyone, the show is about to begin."