Chapter 1039: Hehe, you have a face

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As soon as I said this, the corn was not used to me at all, and it was a mouthful of it when it looked down at my chest. Pinshu.com [There are almost all the books you want to read.,It's much more stable and updated faster than the general station.,There's no advertising in the whole text.] ]

"Ahh Yes! Hurt! You tap! "The screams that came out of my mouth echoed across the river.

After biting for more than ten seconds, the corn relented, still wheezing violently, and asked, "Shi Xiaoren." You... If you dare to provoke me next time, I'll bite you to death! ”

"Okay, you're going to bite me to death, right? Ever heard of biting your tongue and killing yourself? Oh, I'll give you my tongue, bite it. "I stuck my tongue out at the corn, and the corn couldn't dodge, and I licked her lips......

Corn quickly put his little head back, spat and scolded: "Disgusting! ”

I looked around, and at a glance, I couldn't see the end at all, and there were stone walls on both sides, and the distance from the river to the shore was about four or five meters. If it was flat ground, I could still try it, but now that I'm underwater, I can't float lightly, so how can I go ashore directly from here?

I couldn't help but scold, "Fuck, this stupid is dead, and if you didn't kill me, you left me with such a big problem." ”

"The problem? What's the problem? Corn asked innocently. Bloody Irony.

"I said, Miss, are you an idiot? Where is all your previous ingenuity? Don't you see that both sides of the river are now endless? I don't even know which way to take you now, and I don't know how long it will take me to see the shore. ”

The corn pointed to the south. [ A lot of good] said, "Let's swim over there." ”

"Is that closer to the shore? Have you been here? ”

"No, a woman's intuition." Corn said casually.

“......”

"Eldest sister, I ask you, this is not the time for you to judge intuitively. In case you point in the wrong direction, and it's very far from the shore, I'm not Superman, and I'll be physically exhausted by then, I'll see what you do! ”

Corn said disapprerovingly: "My instincts have always been very accurate! You don't know which way to swim anyway, why can't you listen to me? ”

"Cut, why didn't you find out that I liked you?" I muttered in a particularly low voice.

"What did you say?"

"Nothing, nothing, I said follow your instincts. You wait here for me, don't move, I'll come up right away. With that, I dived back underwater.

The corn on the surface of the water muttered to himself, "Shi Xiaoren." Are you really an idiot? I've already taken the initiative to express my love to you as a girl, and you don't even feel it at all? Xiaoxue has always said that your EQ is low, I don't think you are low, your EQ is simply negative! ”

Underwater I couldn't hear the words, so I saw where the taxi was and swam towards it.

I first took out the corn bag from the back seat, this loser didn't even know to carry such an expensive bag as herself.

Then I wanted to break the door down, but when I thought about it, the iron plate could indeed float on the water, but it depended on how big it was, as small as the door. ( ) is impossible to float on the water.

I opened the trunk again, ha, I saw what I wanted, I had this thing with me. I don't have to exert any effort, just kick my legs, and the whole person floats up, as long as there is this, I don't have to worry about the safety of the corn, unless there are sharks in the river......

When I got to the surface, I gasped for breath and said to the corn, "Okay, let's go this time." ”

"You just went underwater and went looking for this oil drum?"

Yes, I found a fifty-liter plastic oil drum from the trunk of the taxi, this thing is very buoyant, as long as the corn has this thing, she will definitely not drown, not to mention that she herself is also water-based, unlike Liu Yixue, who faints when she sees the sea;

"Of course, do you know how far you have to swim ahead? If I can hold on to it after a few hours of swimming, can you still hold on? ”

Corn gave me a blank look and said, "Brag, you'll do it!" I don't believe you can swim for hours on end. ”

"People always have a sneering view of things outside of their own cognition, and this state of mind is collectively called ignorance! Take it and go. "I pushed the plastic bucket to her, along with the bag I was holding.

The corn gave me a white look, but I still couldn't help but want to laugh on my little face, was this moved by me? Anyway, I've expressed my heart for her strongly enough, and she can't blame me for her low emotional intelligence?

We swam in the direction that the corn had just pointed, and after swimming about a hundred meters, the corn was far behind me and complained, "Hey! Shi Xiaoren! Can you wait for me, you! ”

As soon as I heard this sound, something was wrong, how did I feel so far away? When I looked back, there was at least twenty meters between us.

I just tread water on the spot, waiting for her to come to my side slowly.

"Eldest sister, I see that you didn't swim well just now, didn't you? Why are you so rubbing? We're both underwater now, and no one can say when our physical strength will be overdrawn, if you rub it again, there will really be a time for you to cry later! ”

"Am I to blame? You let me hold such a big guy, how can I swim fast! I have little strength, and this thing is still so uncooperative, can I be blamed for this!? The corn patted the big oil drum. Said angrily.

It's no wonder that corn swims slowly, but if I think about it, it's the same thing, it's equivalent to swimming with a swimming ring, can you swim fast? But I have to maintain the strength of the corn, only with the help of this oil drum can she maintain her strength and stay awake, otherwise if she really swims for an hour or two, the corn will be overdrawn, and she will not even be able to hold the oil drum.

I went over and hugged the oil drum, rested for a while, thought about what to do, and said, "Well, you take off your clothes." ”

"You! What did you say? Why should I take off my clothes!? "Corn was very excited.

"Don't be so excited, I'm a decent gentleman, and I won't take advantage of you."

Corn squinted at me and said, "Shi Xiaoren, I'm really hehe, you have a look of reads;." ”

“......”

"I'm really not here to take advantage of you. I'm here for your own good, take off your clothes, I'll tear them for you one by one, and then tie them together and make them into ropes, and tie one end to my waist and the other end to the handle of the oil drum, so that you just need to hold on to the handle firmly, and you don't have to make any effort, I'll just pull you forward. ”

But Corn immediately stopped: "How can that be done!?" As you said earlier, you're not a superman, you swim by yourself, and you have to swim with me, in case you get physically exhausted later, I can't move you. ”

"Don't worry, I'm still very clear about how many pounds and taels I have. I used to be—" I almost snapped out what I shouldn't have said.

Corn didn't let go of this detail, narrowed his eyes, and asked, "Where were you before?" ”

"Don't you know that when I carried Liu Yixue upstairs and downstairs to exercise before, you should know the weight of your girlfriend, right? I can go up to the sixth floor with her on my back! ”

"You're talking nonsense here, you!"

"Stop talking nonsense with you, hurry up and take off your clothes." To be honest, it's impossible for me not to have any crooked thoughts, and of course I want to appreciate the perfect and seductive body of corn, otherwise I won't take off my own clothes?

It seems that Corn didn't think of this, but even if she thought of me, she had an excuse, our clothes were made of different materials, can my torn clothes compare to hers? It must be that the material of her clothes is more flexible.

"Cut, I didn't let you talk nonsense, did I? I haven't agreed yet! I don't take it off! You and I don't know how far we are ahead, in case you lose your strength after a while, neither of us will be able to walk! ”

I glared at the corn and said, "Corn, I now seriously warn you, I'm not consulting you, you have to do what I say." ”

"You! Why are you like this!? Why are you so unreasonable? Am I not doing it for your own good, too? ”

I said very calmly, "The best way you want to do good for me is to take care of yourself." ”

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