When he got home, idle and bored, Wang Chen clicked on the three-dimensional interface of the desire artifact.

Looking at the two fruits of desire lying quietly in the lattice, Wang Chen said with a dark face: "Baby, you give me." Don't you say that if I complete the 'Narrow Road Meets the Brave Wins' quest, will I be given an extra reward? Where's the extra reward? Did you give me food? ”

The baby sneered: "The premise of getting the extra reward is that you have reached the perfect level of task completion, and this premise has been eaten by you?" ”

"I was shocked by the tiger's body, like entering a no-man's land, isn't it perfect?"

"That's because I reminded you that you were shocked, okay? Without my help, you're just a shiver, and of course it's not perfect. ”

"Fart, it's pure shady, I don't accept it, I protest!"

"The protest was ineffective, and I didn't accept it."

"Baby, if you treat me like this, aren't you afraid that I will repair you after I completely control the desire artifact?"

"You threaten me like this, aren't you afraid that this baby will make you unable to pass the inspection period?"

"I'm kidding."

"Hehe~"

After the rebellion failed again, Wang Chen completely lost his temper, and in a fit of anger, he opened all the two fruits of desire.

"Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining a low-level beautification fruit, which can beautify one of the five senses, and can be used on others in addition to the host."

"Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the 'Eye of Delusion'' primary form 'True Eye', which can distinguish between authenticity and falsehood, but it can only be cast three times a day."

In the next second, Wang Chen's eyes felt extremely itchy.

When the itch passed, Wang Chen suddenly found that everything in front of him had become different, but he couldn't tell what was different.

With the mentality of giving it a try, he turned his real eyes to the TV, and then a series of information appeared in his mind, showing that there were eighteen parts inside the TV that were not the original configuration, which meant that the TV was a defective product of fraud.

"I'll go, so awesome!" Wang Chen suddenly touched the bypass, this real eye can distinguish the authenticity of items, so can it distinguish between truth and falsehood?

The baby explains: "Yes." ”

Wang Chen was frightened and said expectantly: "Can you see through then?" ”

Baby: "You can try it in your dreams!" ”

Well, it's me who overthought it.

However, Wang Chen was still very happy, although it was useless for the time being, he always felt that this skill would come in handy in the future.

Wang Chen then turned his gaze to the beauty fruit, and when he saw its embodied form, Wang Chen was frightened again.

It's a cucumber!

It's actually a green cucumber!

……

Wang Chen was speechless: "Baby, am I dazzled, or are you floating, cucumbers can also be regarded as fruits, is this a special vegetable?" ”

The baby replied confidently: "Don't you humans eat cucumbers as fruits, in a sense, cucumbers are also a kind of fruit, well, they can also be called fruits." ”

"According to you, cucumbers can also be used for beauty, and they are even used by rotten girls to do shameful things......"

"Please refrain from foul language, and be careful to be reconciled."

"Well, you win!"

The baby breathed a sigh of relief, in fact, it is also very weak-hearted, these are the settings made by the goddess of desire, and it is also desperate!

……

Looking at the straight cucumber with the thickness of the water pipe in his hand, about ten centimeters long, and burrs, Wang Chen's whole person was not good.

Although this beauty fruit can make him more handsome, when he thinks of those indescribable pictures, Wang Chen can't stop talking.

MMP, this is disgusting to me!

From this cucumber, Wang Chen felt the deep malice from the baby.

……

Just when Wang Chen was staring at the cucumber in a daze, Bai Xue opened the door and walked in, and said in surprise: "Hey, what are you doing with a cucumber?" Did you buy groceries? ”

"I didn't ...... No, when I came back, I met a vendor selling cucumbers, and I saw that the man was very pitiful, so I bought a few sticks. Wang Chen suddenly had an idea and said, "This cucumber is very fresh and sweet, don't believe you taste it?" ”

"The roadside vendors buy less things, maybe they hit something inside, be careful of eating bad stomachs." Bai Xue glanced at the cucumber in good condition, and reminded him while taking off his shoes.

Wang Chen smiled cheaply: "Actually, cucumbers have another role, you know!" ”

Bai Xue understood in seconds, and immediately twisted his ears, and said angrily: "I know a fart, I said why are you so poor in your academic performance, it turns out that you think about these dirty things every day, and you dare to tease your aunt, and your skin is itchy again, isn't it?" And Auntie, I am naturally beautiful and in my prime, can I use cucumbers? ”

Wang Chen bared his teeth and shouted: "It hurts, it hurts, lightly, I'm talking about it as a mask, why do you think it?" ”

Uh~ I want to split.

Bai Xue blushed, said "That's what I said", and hurriedly walked into his bedroom to change clothes.

"I don't understand, cut!" Wang Chen rubbed his ears and pursed his lips.

I'm kind enough to help you get a natural plastic surgery, and since you don't want to, then don't blame me for not caring about you.

Wang Chen snorted and put the cucumber back in the storage compartment.

After a while, Bai Xue, who had changed into home clothes, returned to the living room, took out a bottle of soda from the refrigerator and threw it to Wang Chen, then leaned lazily on the sofa, and said arrogantly: "Xiao Chenzi, unscrew it for the queen." ”

Wang Chen reluctantly unscrewed the cap of the bottle, put the soda in front of Bai Xue, and said narrowly: "Your Majesty, lazy cancer can be cured." ”

Bai Xue pursed her lips: "This queen has been tired in the company for a day, her back is sore and her legs hurt, you don't say that you take the initiative to care about me, let you do some work and complain, woo, how can I have a nephew like you who is such a white-eyed wolf, it's so sad!" ”

Wang Chen's face darkened, "If you want to call me nephew again, don't blame me for being anxious with you, you are only three years older than me." And how old are you, and you still pretend to be pitiful with me, you still think you're a girl, Aunt Bai Xue! ”

The words "Aunt Bai Xue" were bitten extremely hard by him.

"How old am I? Why am I not a girl? Dead Wang Chen, you make it clear to my mother! Touched by the scales, Bai Xue directly exploded, and a tiger pounced on Wang Chen, scratching frantically, while scolding: "Dare to call me aunt, the old lady can't scratch you." ”

Wang Chen resisted desperately: "You called me nephew first!" ”

"Dare to talk back, look at the old lady's disfigured hands!"

", you come with me really, watch me black tiger dig out my heart."

"You dare to scratch my breasts, are you so cowardly?"

"I didn't touch it, you don't blame me!"

"Look at my broken children and grandchildren!"

"I ...... Yes! ”

After a chaotic battle, Wang Chen was finally defeated by one move, and was defeated by Bai Xue's severed son and grandson.

"You're ruthless, you want to cut off the incense of our old Wang's family!" Wang Chen rubbed his crotch while staring at Bai Xue with hatred.

"Who told you to say that I am old, I deserve it!" Bai Xue stroked her hair and lifted her chin.

MMP, I have to get this field back.

Wang Chen took advantage of her unpreparedness, and a tiger pounced and pressed her under him. His hands gripped her wrists tightly, and his knees pressed against her thighs, making her unable to move.

"You come down for me!" Seeing that she was powerless to resist, Bai Xue's beautiful eyes stared at Wang Chen's eyes, and a layer of red glow climbed up her cheeks at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"In the future, will you still use such a ruthless trick as cutting off your children and grandchildren?" Wang Chen said proudly.

"Hurry up and get me down, or I'll be really angry." Bai Xue bit her lip and her eyes were red.

"You don't come to this set, pretending to be pitiful won't work for me."

"I ...... I'm having a period, so ...... Hurt! ”

Wang Chen was stunned for a moment, glanced at the root of her thigh, and sure enough, he saw a blood stain on the pajama pants, and quickly turned over and said weakly: "You have a period and still mess with me." Are you okay? ”

Bai Xue covered the bloodstained area with her hand, glared at him resentfully, and ran into the bathroom.

Wang Chen looked dumbfounded, isn't this embarrassing......