Chapter 561: Call the Parents
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"What??" Yuan Siyu glanced at Sister Bai disdainfully, "You still want to seek revenge on me?" Be careful, I made you more ugly than the daughter of the Great Immortal surnamed Gu......"
"Yuan Siyu, don't think that you are a land immortal, I am ......not done with you today" Sister Bai roared angrily, and even forgot the baby girl in her arms, and threw her out with a flick of her hand, and the little girl was very close to Nie Canglong, so as soon as Nie Canglong stretched out his hand, he hugged her into his arms.
"What are you crazy about??" Nie Canglong wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, his face was black at that time, he glared at Sister Bai angrily and roared.
"Mom is so terrible...... the little girl didn't know that she almost fell to death just now, but she felt that her mother was very, very terrible now, so she couldn't help but shrink into the master's arms, and buried her little face in the master's chest, and she didn't dare to look at her mother.
"Yuan Siyu ......" Sister Bai didn't hear what Nie Canglong said at all, and as for what her daughter said, she couldn't hear it, she only had one thought now, that is, press Yuan Siyu, and then beat her hard.
"What??" Yuan Siyu glanced at Sister Bai, "Look at your hideous expression, do you want to eat me or what?" ”
"I can't wait to whip your skin and pick your ......tendons now," Sister Bai glared at Yuan Siyu and roared.
"Ahem...... Wang Xueying coughed twice, "It's to pull your tendons and pick your skin ......"
"Hmph......" Yuan Siyu glanced at Wang Xueying, "What??" You want to mix and kick too?? ”
"How can it??" Wang Xueying smiled, "I just corrected the mistakes in Sister Bai's words, I belong to soy sauce, you should not see me, treat me as a voiceover......"
"Yuan hate, you're finished......" Gu Yunfeng looked at Yuan Siyu coldly, "Today I will join forces with Sister Bai." Good haode repair repair your ......"
"It's up to you??" Yuan Siyu sneered disdainfully, "Although you are only half a step away from being a land immortal, but you are not a land immortal after all, the gap between them is something you can never imagine, as for Sister Bai, she is about to go mad, and you can ignore it directly......
"Yuan Siyu ......" Sister Bai's little face suddenly turned black, "You look down on me, don't you?" Even if I go crazy, I can clean you up......"
"Yuan Da Immortal. You have to see it clearly......" Nie Canglong's eyes narrowed, "Sister Bai's current state, is she really going crazy??" Be careful if the boat capsizes in the gutter, it will be a big talk......"
"Huh??" Yuan Siyu was stunned for a moment, glanced at Sister Bai, and her face suddenly changed, "How could it be...... How so? ”
"You're done, you know??" Nie Canglong was a little gloating, "Sister Bai's state is very similar to my original state. However, mine is murderous, and I can't see what she's really like. In short, it is a fusion of emotions and true qi, and in terms of the nature of energy alone, it is very close to the land immortals. The difference is only liliang ...... who comprehends the law."
"Yuan Siyu, do you know that you're done??" Sister Bai glared at Yuan Siyu angrily, "You are pouting your ass by yourself and letting me beat me up." Or will I join forces with Sister Feng to subdue you, and then clean you up, you can choose for yourself......"
"Hmph......" Yuan Siyu snorted coldly, "Don't think that if your true qi has mutated, you will be invincible in the world, you are not a land immortal after all, I'm afraid you haven't really felt the horror of a land immortal, right?" ”
"Are land immortals scary??" Gu Yunfeng sneered disdainfully, "Last night, didn't you let Xiaojun clean up properly??" ”
"You know a fart, Xiaojun's medicine, there is already a part of the law in Liliang, which is not at all something that you frogs at the bottom of the well can understand......" Yuan Siyu couldn't help but say a little embarrassed when he heard Gu Yunfeng mention what happened last night.
"Nonsense...... Sister Bai smiled coldly, "Let's see the real chapter under our hands......"
"Auntie and grandmother will accompany you to ......the end," Yuan Siyu said without showing weakness.
"I said, if the three of you want to fight, let me go outside to fight, if you toss in the car and break something, you can't afford to pay for it......," Nie Canglong waved his hand at the three of them and said.
"Hmph......" Yuan Siyu glared at Nie Canglong, and then glanced at Sister Bai and Gu Yunfeng, "How is it??" Go out and solve it?? ”
"Go out, go out......" Sister Bai glared at Yuan Siyu and took the lead in walking outside.
"We're waiting for you, but don't run away...... Gu Yunfeng glared at Yuan Siyu provocatively, and also walked out with Sister Bai.
"Sister Yuan, you're done......" Nie Canglong glanced at Yuan Siyu with some schadenfreude, "Although you are a land immortal, but Sister Bai and Sister Feng join forces, the possibility of you being deflated is still very high......"
"What if it were you??" Yuan Siyu glanced at Nie Canglong and asked.
"Me??" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows, "If it were me, there would be no problem for you to join forces......
"You're so bad...... Yuan Siyu glanced at the man with a shy, "After losing the body of a child, you really became bad......" said that, he got out of the car and chased Gu Yunfeng and Sister Bai.
"Master, she was teasing you just now...... Wang Xueying said angrily.
"Sensei take care of her......" Nie Canglong had a dark face, "When your master and wife come out, you will sue your master and let your master and wife clean up her ......"
"No problem...... Wang Xueying hurriedly responded, "My master can't clean up her ......."
"I can't clean her up, I can't kill her......" The little girl also waved her little fist and said with a look of resentment.
"Yaya, your mother almost killed you just now, don't call her mother in the future......" Wang Xueying glanced at the little junior sister and said.
"Hmm......" the little girl blinked her eyes, and then nodded as if she didn't understand, "I don't care if she calls her mother anymore, I call her the ...... surnamed Bai"
"Wang Xueying, are you damaged? ? Are you provoking the feelings of other mothers and daughters......" Zhang Xiaohuaer looked at Wang Xueying with an angry face and said.
"Did I provoke?? I'm just telling the truth, if it weren't for my master just now, my little junior sister would have let her own mother fall to death......" Wang Xueying snorted coldly and said dissatisfied.
"Didn't you fall to your death??" Zhang Xiaohuaer glared at Wang Xueying angrily and said.
"That's because my master caught it. What if my master doesn't catch it? Wang Xueying rolled her eyes and said.
"Will your master not be able to catch it? You're too unconfident in your master, aren't you? Zhang Xiaohua'er smiled coldly, "Are you doubting your master's ability?" ”
"Maybe that's what Sister Bai meant......" Nie Canglong also came back to his senses at this time, daring to love this Sister Bai calculated that she would catch her daughter, so she threw it so unscrupulously? ? Also, it was right at hand at the time, and if I couldn't catch it, it would be a hell of a life.
"What do you mean??" Wang Xueying glanced at her master and asked with a confused expression.
"Stupid ......" Nie Canglong glanced at her, "You have such an IQ." When I was an apprentice, I was embarrassed, and it seems that I have to find an opportunity to expel you from the school......"
"Okay...... the little girl clapped her hands and applauded, "I will be a senior sister in the future......"
"You think beautifully......" Wang Xueying slapped the little junior sister's buttocks, and then looked at the master resentfully, "High IQ seems to be my master's standard for accepting apprentices......
"What?? Do you mean to say that your master and I have no brains, and the apprentices we accept have no IQ requirements?? Nie Canglong's face turned red at that time, and he glared at the unlucky apprentice. Gritted his teeth.
"How can it?? If you don't have a brain, can you be admitted to Peking University? Wang Xueying smiled, "I mean, learn from you." IQ doesn't have to be too high......"
"Doesn't your IQ have to be too high??" Zhang Xiaohuaer also learned to fan the yin wind and ignite the ghost fire, "If the IQ is low, can you cultivate to the land immortal like a rocket??" ”
"Sister Xiaohua'er, why is it so lovely??" Nie Canglong couldn't help but sigh. Said triumphantly.
"You know what a fart...... Wang Xueying glared at Zhang Xiaohua'er, "Breaking through to the land immortal has nothing to do with IQ." The most important thing is to look at the understanding, my master's understanding, which is one of the best on the earth, weishenme?? Because my master has a pure heart......"
"Pure Heart??" Zhang Xiaohua'er blinked her eyes, "What kind of heart is this??" ”
"Apprentice, why do I feel that what you said is not a good thing??" Nie Canglong savored his apprentice's words, and couldn't help frowning.
"She's talking about you 2 around the corner...... Zhang Xiaohua'er glanced at Nie Canglong, suddenly covered her mouth and smiled, and said.
"You know a fart...... Wang Xueying glared at Zhang Xiaohua'er, "My master is because of 2, so he can have achievements that you look up to, generally speaking, this person with too high IQ will never have a pure heart, a person with a low IQ, with a pure heart, because of the limit of IQ, it is impossible to have too many achievements, that is, like my master, whose IQ belongs to the normal level, and has a pure heart, it is definitely an unlimited future, and my master will definitely stand at the top of the universe in the future......
"Look at the ...... of this little pony's ass," Zhang Xiaohua'er couldn't help but shake her head and sighed, "A bunch of stinky shit just made you say that it was a biological fertilizer......"
"Sister Little Flower, who do you say is the stinky shit??" Nie Canglong said with a dark face, glaring at Zhang Xiaohua'er angrily.
"Hehehe......" Zhang Xiaohuaer smiled embarrassedly, "I'm just making an analogy, not targeting anyone......"
"Sister Little Flower, who do you say is the stinky shit??" The little girl learned from the master, glared at Zhang Xiaohua'er, and said in a low voice.
"Little brat, are you looking for a beating??" Zhang Xiaohua'er glared at the little girl, reached out and slapped her ass lightly, "What should you call me??" ”
"Aunt Hua'er......" The little girl was slapped on the buttocks, although it didn't hurt, but she didn't dare to be presumptuous anymore, and said with a small mouth.
"Hmph......" Zhang Xiaohuaer pinched the little girl's nose, "There will be a next time, you see if I will bring you delicious food......"
"It's the delicious food that Sister Yan'er brought to Yaya...... the little girl was not happy, and waved her hand to knock off Zhang Xiaohua'er's hand, "The roast goose you brought, let the master and the master and mother eat it, and don't let the Yaya eat it......"
"Nonsense...... Zhang Xiaohua'er blushed a little and glared at the little girl, "Your master and wife eat the leftovers, don't you let you eat them??" ”
"That's what my wife left for Yaya. Anyway, you just don't bring good food to Yaya, and you don't treat Yaya at all......" The little girl pouted and said angrily.
"Hmph......" Wang Xueying sneered, "Don't look at other people's small people, but people have a spectrum in their hearts, who is good to her, who is not good to her, people themselves know it in their hearts......"
"What's the matter with you??" Zhang Xiaohua'er's face turned red with shame, and she glared at Wang Xueying, "If you want to fight." I'm with you to the end......"
"The true nature is exposed, right??" Wang Xueying pursed her lips, "How gentle you usually pretend, this is a matter, isn't this all exposed??" ”
"It's not good to fight, especially girls, girls should be quiet, if they fight and kill, I'm afraid they won't be able to marry in the future......" Nie Canglong shook his head and sighed, "Look at our Xiaojun." When have you ever been in a fight with someone?? weishenme people have a Jun character in their names?? Because people don't use their mouths and don't use their hands, they always convince people with reason......"
"Did you hear that??" Wang Xueying glanced at Zhang Xiaohua'er with disdain, "Your image in the eyes of my master has plummeted." Let's find a place to cry by yourself......"
"What's the matter with you??" Zhang Xiaohua'er blushed and glared at Wang Xueying angrily, "You shut up your stinky mouth for me......"
"I won't say anything, I won't say anything......" Wang Xueying grinned. He shut his mouth and said no more.
"Brother Nie, I'm going crazy. You want to save me, the person who controlled my body just now is definitely not me......" Zhang Xiaohua'er looked at Nie Canglong pitifully, and pleaded pitifully.
"Sister Xiaohua'er, you're still a child...... Nie Canglong couldn't help but sigh, "I can't face the reality, that's because you haven't grown up yet, and when you grow up, you will definitely not deceive me like this......"
"Brother Nie, how can you do this??" Zhang Xiaohua'er pouted, "It's not interesting at all, forget it, people won't tell you......" As she spoke, she sat on the sofa on the side, sulking with her little mouth.
"Master, what happened to Aunt Hua'er??" The little girl glanced at the master, and then at Zhang Xiaohua'er, couldn't help blinking her eyes, and said with some puzzlement.
"Master ravaged your Aunt Hua'er......" Wang Xueying said with a grin.
"What nonsense??" Nie Canglong glared at Wang Xueying viciously and said.
"Originally, you ravaged the sincerity of other people's sister Hua'er, and you are not allowed to say it??" Wang Xueying pouted and said.
"Woo......" When Zhang Xiaohuaer heard Wang Xueying say this, she suddenly felt sad, covered her face and cried.
"You...... Look at you......" Nie Canglong glared at Wang Xueying in a panic, "Did you make Sister Xiaohua'er cry?" Why don't you hurry up and coax people?? ”
"It doesn't work for me to coax, you have to coax ...... Master" Wang Xueying smiled, and her body involuntarily moved to the side, "This is called prescribing the right medicine for the situation, and treating the disease ......."
"Useless apprentices, you should be expelled from the division......" Nie Canglong glared at the unlucky apprentice, then straightened his waist and looked at Zhang Xiaohua'er majestically, "Sister Xiaohua'er, don't cry anymore, otherwise I will call your parents in a while......"
"Woo......" Zhang Xiaohua'er couldn't help crying louder when she heard Nie Canglong's words.
"Little Hua'er's sister......" Nie Canglong stiffened his head and looked at Zhang Xiaohua'er with a serious face, "If you cry again, I really want to call your parents......"
"Woo......" When Zhang Xiaohuaer heard this, she couldn't help crying a little louder.
"Apprentice, hurry up and call Uncle Zhang over......" Nie Canglong waved his hand at the unlucky apprentice and said.
"Okay......" Wang Xueying got the master's orders, and hurriedly ran out to call Zhang Wenge.
"Don't call me ...... daddy" Zhang Xiaohua'er stopped crying at that time, stood up, and glared at Nie Canglong with a small mouth.
"Master, are you still calling it??" Zhang Xiaohua'er was standing at the door, half of her body had already gone out.
"Do you dare to love that you don't rain when it thunders??" Nie Canglong glanced at Zhang Xiaohua'er, and saw that there was no tear stain on her face, and her face was black at that time.
"Fake crying??" Wang Xueying slipped back, looked at Zhang Xiaohua'er and was amazed, "I've only heard of fake singing before, and it's really rare to fake cry......"
"Who faked crying?? I just really cried......" Zhang Xiaohua'er pouted, frowned, and glared at Nie Canglong and Wang Xueying, why are these masters and apprentices so annoying? ? You know don't even say it, you don't save face at all.
"You're crying, aren't you??" Nie Canglong looked at Zhang Xiaohua'er, his eyes narrowed, "Xue Ying, please go to ...... Uncle Zhang"
"Okay...... Wang Xueying hurriedly responded, and then pretended to invite Zhang Wenge.
"Okay, okay, I'm pretending to cry, right??" Zhang Xiaohua'er panicked at the time, "Why are you two so annoying??" Not only ravaged my sincerity, but also trampled my feelings and my dignity, why don't you even ravage my flesh......"
"Oops...... Wang Xueying suddenly exclaimed, "Is this still the little flower sister who is as pure as water??" How can such explicit words come out of your mouth?? ”
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