I thought that the "karst landform" incident would become a strong (regretful) stroke in my life, but I didn't expect that the squad leader just said a simple sentence to completely avoid the serious consequences I imagined.

And she didn't say this to me yet.

The squad leader said to Shu Zhe: "There is too much popcorn, why don't you help eat some too?" Can my sister help you grab a handful? ”

Shu Zhe replied: "No need! I don't like to eat it, and even if I wanted to, I'd take it myself! ”

To prove his word, or to prove that he wasn't a little kid waiting to be fed, he stood up slightly and put his hand over his sister's shoulder to show that he could reach the popcorn paper bag on my lap.

I immediately relented.

Although I'm not sure if I want the dirty stone pillar to be touched by the squad leader or Xiaoqin, I can be absolutely sure: I don't want Shu Zhe, who is also a man, to touch it! In that case, it is not only Tang Bohu and Chu Liuxiang on the screen who are engaged in this movie theater!

After that relatively exciting five-minute battle on the top of the mountain, the film has returned to the rhythm of chewing wax from all aspects, and the shooting is not careful, and there is actually a telephone pole with "Old Chinese Medicine Specializes in Treating Sexually Transmitted Diseases" in a goof.

Shu Zhe couldn't help but complain: "I knew it was so boring, I might as well stay at home and sleep!" ”

may have taken into account that Xiaoqin's mother was involved in this movie, and out of politeness, the squad leader said that the movie was not as bad as my brother said, and at the same time gave me a look.

"Ye Lin, the cliff duel is not bad, isn't it?"

Oh, in order to encourage Celery, is this asking for my support?

The light around me was still very dim, and Xiaoqin did not speak for a long time, and did not even reach out to get popcorn for half a day, although she still held one of my arms, she never raised her head, and did not look at the screen again at all.

Is it really because the movie that my mother participated in was so bad that she was hit and fell into depression?

"Xiaoqin, you ......"

"Hoo ......"

"Celery?"

"Whew...... Whew......"

If you listen carefully, isn't the sound of Xiao Qin's thin and long breathing only made by people who have fallen into a sweet sleep!?

Is Nima asleep!?

My squad leader and I were worried that you would be depressed and tried to comfort you, but did you fall asleep because the movie was too boring? Are you worthy of the two of us' worries? Are you worthy of Aunt Ren, who worked hard for the movie, and worked hard without credit?

At this time, this big bad movie that urges people to pee and improve sleep finally ushered in the much-anticipated end.

Some of the audience who left the venue shook their heads and sighed, some scolded, and more of them were completely devoid of energy, dragging zombie-like steps like being infected with the T-virus.

As soon as the light came on, I pulled my hand out of Xiao Qin's arm, for fear that this intimate behavior would be seen by the squad leader.

No, it's not just for the squad leader, it's just that I don't want any acquaintances to see it.

Without my arm, Xiaoqin actually slept as sweetly as Fang Cai, and her whole body was about to slide off the back of the chair. The difference in her sleep is almost like that of a frog with her belly up.

Sure enough, it's in its original form, right? It's like a drunken Zhu Bajie in Gao Laozhuang!

What does it look like a girl about your sleeping position? It's obviously the way I remember the little bully sleeping on the grassy slope! If you're wearing a tank top and shorts instead of a skirt, maybe you'll have to lift up your tank top like you used to and show off your white belly, right?

Huh? Even if you are wearing a skirt, do you subconsciously pick up the vest in your sleep? Don't flirt! That's not a vest! Are you going to show your panties under your skirt in a brightly lit movie hall in front of zombie audiences and the squad leader's siblings?

And is it this kind of light method that is not tempting and will only make people feel ashamed for you?

I was about to make a move, but the squad leader hurriedly squeezed in front of me.

The word "squeeze" is completely appropriate, at this time I have already stood up from my seat, there is only a small space left between the chairs for people to pass through, and the squad leader is anxious to stop Xiaoqin from walking in public, so he rubs my body tightly and "squeezes" in front of me.

I don't know if it was to avoid embarrassment or for some other reason, the squad leader did not face me face-to-face, but turned his back to me.

The time was very short, the speed was very fast, and in addition to the wisps of green silk that made my nose itch, the strongest touch of my body was the stiff buttocks of the squad leader tightly wrapped in jeans.

I didn't mean to! I didn't deliberately do this kind of bus**-like scraping behavior! I don't have to hate the feeling of being tight and even able to draw sleek curves in my head, but I can't be blamed for that! You have to rub it over yourself!

And Shu Zhe, you cover your mouth and laugh at a fart! I just took advantage of your sister! ――Are you still thinking about making me your sister's boyfriend so that you can be a fox at school?

I don't know how the squad leader felt about my close contact with her buttocks, but in short, she immediately caught Xiaoqin's hand that was about to lift her skirt and shook Xiaoqin's shoulders vigorously.

"Wake up! Wake up! The movie is over! ”

Xiao Qin chirped and chirped, and left the popcorn on her lips with a little sweetness to Tian back, and she didn't mean to wake up at all.

Not only that, but in her sleep, she forgot to hide her strange power, and even flipped her wrist and twisted the squad leader's arm to a very uncomfortable position with a small grappling action.

The squad leader is worthy of being the captain of the criminal police brigade as an aspiring person, and he was not alarmed, and immediately stretched out his other hand and began to scratch the itchy flesh under Xiaoqin's ribs.

"hahahahahahahaha-" Xiaoqin suddenly woke up from her dream, laughing so much that tears were about to come out, and naturally let go of the squad leader's arm.

The squad leader straightened up proudly and looked down at Xiaoqin from top to bottom, with a sense of pride in his eyes that he had solved another problem.

Xiaoqin's daxiao caused the zombie audience to turn around, and they must be thinking: How low is this person's laughter? Can such a bad movie be amused? Don't be a babysitter from a film company, right?

Not to mention, in terms of her identity, she is indeed suspected of being a childcare.

Xiaoqin, who had just woken up, rubbed her eyes and suddenly shouted, "My balloon!" ”

The squad leader made an expression that he couldn't do anything about her, bent down and untied the balloon under the chair and handed it to Xiaoqin.

So Xiaoqin wore a sunhat and held a small balloon, like a child returning home from a spring outing, and was taken out of the movie theater by the class leader.

I always felt that the class leader was more suitable to be a kindergarten teacher than a criminal policeman.

At least it's safer, isn't it?

At four o'clock in the afternoon, the sun is still abundant on the street, and the traffic is very noisy.

Xiaoqin and the squad leader walked in the front row, and Shu Zhe and I walked in the back row, and it seemed that all the staff were drained of their strength by the hot and boring movie.

Xiaoqin wanted to come to me several times, but when she saw me put on a stinky face that rejected people thousands of miles away, she understood that it was impossible to make intimate moves with me in front of everyone, and her disappointment was so obvious that even the balloon in her hand looked listless.

The squad leader thought that Xiaoqin was depressed because of the bad reviews of the movie her mother participated in, but persuaded Xiaoqin for a long time, and even said the common sentences of "failure is the mother of success".

Shu Zhe deliberately kept a certain distance from the two girls in the front row, and then he asked me quietly:

"Brother Ye Lin, did you really get together with your childhood sweetheart?"

Of course, I knew he was referring to Xiaoqin, a person who has talked to several girlfriends, and he doesn't rub sand in his eyes.

"What? Do you have an opinion? ”

I'm not afraid that Shu Zhe will know about me and Xiaoqin, anyway, he is hiding from his sister to have a girlfriend, and this handle is also pinched by me.

Shu Zhe showed a very worthless expression: "Sister Xiaoqin's personality is too weird, right?" She actually ......"

Speaking of this, his face blushed, and he didn't know if he recalled the scene when he was touched by Xiaoqin's chest in women's clothes.

“…… In short, neither my sister is pretty, nor is my sister tall, what do you like about her! ”

He continued to mumble.

"What do adults do, what do children do!"

Although he is only one year older than Shu Zhe, it feels good to be an adult.

Looking at the balloon in Xiaoqin's hand, I suddenly remembered that I had decided to pop the balloon.

But after Shu Zhe said so many bad things about Xiaoqin, I felt that if I ran over and poked the balloon again, it would make Shu Zhe even more self-righteous.

Why do you say that Xiaoqin is not good, I have to go over and poke the balloon? It's like you've manipulated it!

Hmph, this kind of small balloon that is not worthless, whoever wants to keep it can keep it!

When school started on Monday, everyone got the very unexpected good news: the school allowed students to bring their mobile phones.

The hero of this incident is Gong Caicai, who has always followed the rules and didn't even dare to speak loudly.