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When a few of us arrived at the toilet, I took out Brother Hao's iron golden crane tower from my pocket, "Brother Hao, you are not good at learning now, they all say that you are bad at learning from me, I didn't teach you to hide your own cigarettes, don't tell us all." I have Greater China, I took the initiative to take it out, and I will draw it for everyone, you are not doing this right. ”

Brother Hao touched his head, "I was going to keep it for you for a while, but who knows, I will use it so soon." ”

Viagra answered, "This Dese, I must have learned it from you, and I can testify to this." ”

I glanced at him, "Fart." What does this matter to me, how can good things never happen to me? My reputation has been ruined by you. ”

Xiao Lizi smiled, "Because you never do good things, so, good things don't have you." ”

Brother Hao pushed Xiao Lizi, "Don't talk nonsense, Brother Sixth is such a good person, and your reputation will be ruined." After finishing speaking, he turned to look at me, "Sixth brother, right, I know you are a good person, you can remember my matter"

I glanced at Brother Hao, "Okay, I know." Still hello. After saying that, I said to viagra, "Big lobster, don't regret it, you can challenge my patience limit." ”

viagra touched his head and smiled, "Hurry up, hurry up, don't make trouble, smoke, come, try such a yellow crane tower, I haven't smoked." ”

I turned on the cigarette, one for each of the four of us, and smoked. I was smoking and chatting, and halfway through my cigarette, my phone suddenly rang. Extinguish the last puff of cigarette. Thrown into the pool, took out the phone and saw that it was Xiyu, I smiled, and answered the phone, "Hey, beauty, what are you doing?"

"Yo, your mouth is so sweet today, what's the good thing?"

"What good thing can I have, it's that you call me, I'm happy, hehe. What's wrong, what about you? ”

"What can I do, I'll call you?"

"Nonsense, I didn't know you called me, do you think I look like a fool?"

"You're a big fool, damn, you're big, and you'll never reach out to me. You can give me a call and die. ”

"Hehe, no, I just wanted to call you, and you called me."

"Can you change the rhetoric, why is the level of deceptive technology declining now? Then how will you fool the little girl in the future. ”

"I'm honest now, I don't fool people, it's true, and besides, why did you remember to call me, what are you doing? Why don't you say it all the time."

"What can I do, I'll go to class. We have already started school, and we have been making up classes at school for a long time, I have to study hard, and I have to go to No. 1 Middle School to find a husband. ”

"Hehe, okay, after I come, my brother will introduce you to a tall and handsome one."

", do I need your introduction?"

"Why don't you believe my kindness?"

"Less poor you, I'm about to have a birthday. Do you have any plans, or ideas? ”

"What do you think I think?"

"I didn't think much about it, I just thought about asking you to celebrate my birthday."

I listened and fell silent for a moment. "No, why are you having a birthday again?"

Xi Yu scolded on the other side of the phone, "Fart, what do you mean why do I have a birthday again?" When is my birthday? When did you see me for my birthday? Which woman did you give your birthday again, and you misremembered it as me? ”

I thought about it again, it didn't seem right, and quickly said into the phone, "Oh, mistake, mistake, I made a mistake, hehe, then I wish you a happy birthday in advance." ”

"True or false, what's the use of wishing me a happy birthday, I'm like you, I don't like what I say, I like the actual. Got it? I like the practical. ”

"What's the truth? Belle. ”

"When I celebrate my birthday, you come to accompany me for a day, this reality, you can't do it"

", sure, don't worry."

"Promise me, won't you? Are you sure? I tell you, you promised me, don't lie to me, you have to remember to come, do you know the day? ”

"Eun, I know."

"Okay, I told you so much in advance, don't forget it then. Don't lie to me. ”

"Don't worry, I'll be with you for a day."

"Well, then you're busy, I'll go buy something to eat, I'll have it after class."

"Well, bye-bye" I hung up the phone.

After I finished the call, Brother Hao patted me, "Didn't Lin Ran just celebrate his birthday, why did he have it again?" ”

"This is not Lin Ran's birthday, it's Xiyu's birthday"

"You're just blind, morning and evening empty-handed, I don't believe you're watching." Viagra continued.

I looked at viagra and said, "Big lobster, don't force me." I have it. ”

viagra hurriedly smiled "Just kidding, sixth brother, no, I know, I know, you don't keep talking nonsense." Okay, okay, I won't speak, you guys talk. ”

Brother Hao looked at me and smiled, "Liu'er, what big lobster, what handle do you have viagra again, why don't you tell us?" Say it and let everyone know, how nice. ”

viagra interrupted Brother Hao "There is your business anywhere, you don't care, it's useless for you to ask, if Liu'er tells you everything, what will he use to threaten me in the future" After finishing speaking, he smiled at me.

I glanced at Brother Hao, "That's it, viagra said everything I said, if I say it, what will I threaten him in the future, wait for the day when I don't want to threaten him, or when he has a new handle, I will tell you again, then I will write it on the blackboard for you." Haha"

"You dare," viagra said as he glared at me.

I glanced at him, "Okay, okay, don't think about you, don't threaten me, it's useless to threaten me, I said Brother Shrimp, you can't beat me, you can't scold me, you're still blind, you just stay honest." ”

viagra patted me on the shoulder and gave me a thumbs up "Okay, you are ruthless, you can bless you, don't let you have any tricks and fall into my hands"

I smiled and said, "Whatever, I don't care." After saying that, he spread his hands.

Xiao Lizi took a puff of cigarette, "Liu'er, you celebrate that woman's birthday, aren't you afraid that your daughter-in-law will know, won't your daughter-in-law be anxious with you if she knows?" ”

I glanced at Xiao Lizi, "She likes to go in a hurry, have you ever seen me afraid of my daughter-in-law." That's not a problem.,And the most important thing.,I don't even know when she's birthday.,Maybe I'll forget about it by then.,It's all uncertain.,Anyway, it's still early.,I'll take one step at a time."

Brother Hao patted me, "Okay, you're amazing." After finishing speaking, he hugged me, "There is another matter, you were going to tell Mrs. Shi about noon just now, what are you going to do at noon?" Does it have something to do with last night? ”

I ignored Brother Hao, and said to them, "Have you finished eating, let's leave after eating, go back, it's time for the roll call." ”

Viagra threw the cigarette away. ”

A few of us came out of the toilet, and walked to the class, halfway through, I happened to see Brother Xu walking to the toilet by himself, and after seeing me, he hugged me and said, "Go, accompany me to smoke one"

I smiled and said, "No, I just came out, go by yourself." Chenyang and Xiao Chao"

"It's all about making up homework, I have to hand in my homework, the school leaders seem to have a meeting, and I'm going to crack down, I just finished making up a course, and I came out to breathe, and if the two of them don't come, I'll come by myself."

"Then I'll go back and make up my homework."

Brother Xu pulled me hard with one hand, "You make up for fart" and waved to Brother Hao with the other hand, "You go back first, he will go back later, I will pull him to smoke a cigarette with me." "When that's done, pull me to the toilet.

Brother Hao and the others smiled, and also waved to Brother Xu, "Go first, Brother Xu, and, Liu'er, you have remembered my life's events."

Then I was dragged to the toilet by Brother Xu, who took out a Great China and handed it to me. I glanced at him and ignored him.

Brother Xu "oops", "Six, you can pretend to be big today, come, I'll see what you smoke, I can't even look down on Greater China today, okay you"

I looked at Brother Xu, then smiled, took out the yellow crane tower of the iron and gold box from the clothes, opened the small box, took out one, and then pulled out the big China in Brother Xu's mouth, threw it on the ground and stepped on it twice, and then put the yellow crane tower on his mouth, took out the lighter, Brother Xu lowered his head, and I lit it for him very chic.

It doesn't matter to me, I originally wanted to light a cigarette for Brother Xu out of kindness, but at this point, I nodded my hair.

Brother Xu was anxious: "I'll fucking grass your uncle." Liu'er. Silly comparison, I'm grass, I'm grass your uncle. ”

I was stunned, and quickly patted Brother Xu's shoulder, "Mistake, mistake, Brother Xu, don't worry, you listen to me, I didn't mean to" I didn't finish speaking, Brother Xu threw away the cigarette, and then rushed at me, I flashed back, Brother Xu reached out and grabbed me, didn't catch me, I turned around and ran, ran very fast, and heard Brother Xu scolding in the back, "Liu'er, I'll grass your uncle, the lighter is your mother's big oil, and it burns my hair, I'll fucking grass your uncle"

I ignored him, happily ran upstairs, looking behind me as I ran, sure enough, he didn't catch up, thinking that this lighter, it was really a little depressed, and accidentally burned a small handful of Brother Xu's hair, haha, enjoyable. I was so happy that I wanted to turn my head and run forward, but as soon as I turned my head, I suddenly felt like I had hit something, to be exact, a person, because when I turned my head back, I heard a "oops", it was a woman's voice, and my head hurt. Damn it. I rubbed my head, I just wanted to scold the street, but I looked carefully at the person who fell to the ground in front of me, and I didn't scold, firstly, this person is not a student, and secondly, I see why she is so familiar.

"Look at what you see, but come and pull me" I said, how can the voice be so familiar. I still haven't reacted.

Until I heard the person sitting on the ground opposite him shouting angrily, "Wang Yue, why are you in a daze?"

I just slapped my head,. Who do I think is our homeroom teacher? I quickly smiled, ran a few steps forward, grabbed our homeroom teacher, and helped her up, "I'm sorry, teacher, I didn't see clearly, I'm really embarrassed." ”