Chapter 671: Physical Ability
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"Are you kidding??" The girl was a little unconvinced.
"You count one, our young master counts one, and there are our family's eldest lady and second lady......" Ji Xiang said seriously.
"Your grandparents don't drink this??" The girl raised her eyebrows and said.
"Our grandparents are at most hot or not, not suitable for children, under normal circumstances, they don't drink this, they all drink juice ......" Ji Xiang smiled and said.
"Oh??" The girl's eyes rolled, "What kind of juice do you grandparents drink?" Can you give me a taste? ”
"What our grandparents drink is the juice squeezed from the fruit of life, as for the taste, I really can't say, as for you to taste it......" Jixiang's eyes rolled his bones, "It's not impossible to ...... this" said, as soon as the little hand flipped, there was another big bottle in the hand, and the bottle was full of green juice.
"Give me a taste??" The girl looked at the big bottle in Jixiang's hand, couldn't help but swallow her saliva, and then shook her head vigorously, "No, no, no, I can't taste it, you better put it away......" I saw Jixiang's eyes rolling around just now, if she really followed the steps of Jixiang, then she was not allowed to let her do anything.
"Weishenme??" Jixiang was a little stunned all of a sudden, and just now he said that he wanted to taste it, why did he change his hexagram in the blink of an eye??
"I'm afraid I'll get addicted after I taste it......" The girl shook her head vigorously, "If I can't drink it in the future, then I won't have to die of discomfort??" It's better not to taste it at all......"
"Sister, my good sister......" Jixiang was immediately depressed, and handed the bottle to the girl, "You can taste it, as long as you like to drink, I will give you more." At least enough ...... for you to drink for half a year."
"So??" The girl blinked her eyes, "If you are really so generous, then if I don't drink, I will look down on you, which will hurt my feelings, right??" With that, he took the bottle as a matter of course, and then opened the cap.
"How?? Incense, right?? Jixiang couldn't help but drool.
"Sniff ......," the girl sniffed carefully, "Isn't this the fruit wine?" And it's made from kiwi and grapes, well, it seems to have some peaches added to it......"
"You can even smell this??" Auspicious winks and winks eyes. I was a little surprised, "You're too godly, aren't you??" ”
"Wow, my auspicious sister, you actually fooled me, you broke my heart, do you know??" The girl immediately sneered, took a sip of fruit wine, and said.
"Oh, sister, you've wronged me. I fool no one who dares to fool you?? Jixiang immediately cried out.
"Didn't you say that this is wine made from the fruit of life??" The girl smiled coldly and took another sip of fruit wine, which was quite fascinating. I took a sip and wanted to take the next one.
"This is the wine made from the fruit of life, and it is still the fruit of life produced by the tree of life for millions of years......" Ji Xiang nodded vigorously, "Didn't you smell the peach just now?" This peach is the fruit of life......"
"Hmph...... "The girl pursed her lips and looked at Ji Xiang with a sneer." Flicker, flicker, flicker......"
"I really didn't fool you...... "Ji Xiang is about to die unjustly, "There are indeed a lot of life trees in our family. But only one of the million-year-old tree of life is a peach......"
"The million-year-old tree of life??" The girl pouted, "Could it be that your family's tree of life has been handed down from ancient times?" ”
"This involves the secrets of the Agricultural League, I definitely can't tell you......" Ji Xiang immediately said with a look of embarrassment.
"Huh??" The girl's eyes lit up, "What do you mean to say, what kind of agricultural league can cultivate super-high year animals and plants??" ”
"Super high vintage plants?? Yes, but animals, it seems that only dragons can withstand the passage of time......" Ji Xiang thought for a moment and said.
"That's it......" the girl waved her hand, "don't you want to know how the summoning girl counterattacked??" As long as you get me some old herbs, I'll tell you the secret......"
"Who ......" Jixiang's little face turned red at that time, "Who wants to counterattack??" Don't talk nonsense, don't talk nonsense......" As he spoke, his little face hung down to his chest.
"Oh......" the girl raised her eyebrows, "It seems that I guessed wrong, since you don't want to counterattack, then I won't say anything, this milk and this fruit wine, I won't pay you back, and this space ring is already mine......"
"Sister......" Jixiang grabbed the girl's little hand, "Let's talk for a while, as long as we don't talk about the counterattack, let's say everything, okay??" ”
"It's not good...... the girl spread her hands helplessly, "I don't have anything else to say except for the counterattack of the girl, so let's not talk about it......"
"This and this ......" Ji Xiang's little face was red, "or you say, I won't listen to the general line, right??" As he spoke, he pretended to plug his ears.
"If you don't listen, what else will I say??" The girl rolled her eyes and said.
"Then that ......" Jixiang was also a little anxious, "Then I'll listen to the general line, right??" However, I do not express any opinion......"
"Is this this??" The girl pretended to think for a moment, "This seems, probably, maybe, should, okay??" ”
"It's okay, it's okay......" Ji Xiang suddenly nodded busily.
"If you want to talk about this counterattack, you have to let your grandmother go out......" The girl immediately lowered her voice and gave Jixiang a mysterious support.
"Huh??" Jixiang was stunned for a moment, "weishenme??" ”
"Because your grandmother is the legal wife of your grandfather, do you know what is legal? It's just that the two of them live in a hotel and hotel, and they won't be arrested by the anti-pornography ......" The girl showed a wicked smile on her face, "Only if your grandmother agrees, you will have a chance to counterattack......"
"Cut ......" Jixiang suddenly lost interest, "How much do I have to think about you, our neighbor's sister-in-law Liu has already taken our grandmother's holy decree, but she hasn't climbed into our master's bed until now......"
"Really??" The girl's eyes lit up. "Your master is firm enough and a good man......"
"Of course......" mentioned the master, auspicious and radiant, "Our master is the most haode man on shijie......"
"But you also said it just now......," the girl pouted, "It's your neighbor's sister-in-law Liu, what does this mean??" This shows that Sister-in-law Liu is a free person with an identity, even if she has no identity, she is also a person with an ID card, which is different from you......"
"Are you going to say that??" Auspicious winks and winks eyes. "It seems that this is really the case, this sister-in-law Liu is the mother of our eldest lady......"
"Hehe......" The girl couldn't help but think of Sister Bai, the situation of these two people is quite similar.
"What are you laughing at??" Ji Xiang glanced at the girl, "Our eldest lady is still young, just a little bit, not what you think...... "The matter of worshipping godfathers in the entertainment industry is too common, and I usually think crookedly." Actually, it's not crooked, it's actually not very right.
"What do I think??" The girl looked at Jixiang with a smile, "You kid is too complicated......
"You ......" Jixiang'er's little face pulled down at that time, "I won't tell you......"
"Hmph......" the girl held out her little hand. pinched Jixiang's face, "Your identity is different from that sister-in-law Liu, you are a girl, to put it bluntly." It's a personal belongings of your master, I say so, you understand, right? ? ”
"Yes, yes, yes. Ruyi and I are both the master's private belongings......" Jixiang nodded vigorously, she and Ruyi originally belonged to the master.
"So, you are all your lord's private belongings, if you counterattack, your lord will definitely not have much resistance in his heart......" The girl analyzed the situation for Jixiang.
"Won't there be much resistance??" Ji Xiang blinked his eyes, "Is it because we are the master's private property, so the master will not resist us??" ”
"Of course......" The girl nodded, "In the eyes of your master, there is not much difference between using you and using five girls......
"Whose family is the fifth girl??" Jixiang asked with a puzzled expression.
"......" the girl's little face darkened at that time, "If you interrupt me again, I won't say anything......"
"Okay, okay, I won't interrupt, you go on......" Ji Xiang suddenly didn't dare to ask more.
"Your identity determines the possibility of your counterattack...... the girl summed it up to Jixiang, "This is one of your advantages, and it is also the first condition......
"Yes, yes, yes......" Jixiang nodded busily.
"And next?? Your grandmother is the legal wife of your lord, and the two can legally have a relationship, which is the second condition......" The girl talked eloquently, and what she said was all out of the blue.
"Yes, yes, that makes sense......" Ji Xiang nodded vigorously.
"If you want to succeed in counterattacking, then you can only combine the first condition with the second condition, do you know how to combine it??" The girl looked at Jixiang with a smile and said.
"I don't know...... "Ji Xiang said with a wink of his eyes.
"Actually, this combination is very simple......," the girl smiled confidently, "As long as you are your grandmother's personal maid, do you know what a personal maid is??" ”
"I know that I know ......" Jixiang nodded vigorously, "It's the person who eats and sleeps and waits by his side......"
"That's right......" the girl nodded, "Your grandmother and your master should often have the same room, right??" ”
"This ......" Ji Xiang's little face turned red, "This involves privacy, it's not good to tell you......"
"In that case, then I won't ask......" The girl waved her hand, "Your master's ability should be good, right??" ”
"Of course, ghosts cry wolves every night......" Jixiang mentioned the master's ability, and immediately became excited, but then realized that this matter could not be told to outsiders, so he immediately stopped talking.
"In that case, it's easy to do......" The corner of the girl's mouth showed a wicked smile, and she took out a note from her bosom, "Follow this prescription to catch the medicine." As long as your master drinks it, it won't be a ghost crying wolf every night......"
"I didn't say anything...... Jixiang blushed, picked himself up, and then took the note, "What is this for??" ”
"Enhance your master's physical ability ......" The girl smiled evilly and glanced at Ji Xiang, "As long as he takes this potion, his physical ability will increase significantly, and your grandmother will not be able to satisfy him, at this time, the existence value of your personal maid." Isn't that embodied?? ”
"This ......," Jixiang's heart trembled at that time, "This medicine won't have any side effects, right?" ”
"Look at you, why are you so boring??" The girl gave a white auspicious look angrily, "Before you give it to your master, won't you find a man to shiyan?" ”
"You're right......" Ji Xiang's eyes lit up at that time, "I see that there are a lot of people in your cage, why don't you find two of them from there to try this medicine??" If you can use it, I am grateful to your eight generations of ancestors, if you can't use it. Can you debug it again......"
"No problem...... "The girl waved her hand, "Isn't that more than a hundred??" You pick it up yourself...... then he took out a small paper bag from his bosom and handed it to Ji Xiang, "This is the medicine I have prepared." Look at it......"
"Sniff ......" Jixiang sniffed lightly on the medicine bag, and his eyes lit up at that time, "That's right, according to your prescription." That's exactly what the medicine tastes like......" he said, and walked towards the prisoner cart.
With auspicious eyes, through the clothes. It was easy to find a man with a short lower body, and then directly lifted him out.
"Big sister......" The man was quite frightened, this brought me out, is it trying to kill me?? Didn't I get into it already??
"Eat this, let me see the effect of the medicine......" Jixiang handed the medicine bag to the man and said coldly.
"What kind of medicine is this??" The man's heart trembled, "Eldest sister, you go around me, I promise to change the evil and return to the right......"
"Let you eat it, what is so much nonsense??" Jixiang's eyes widened and he said angrily.
"I ......" the man let Ji Xiang scare him like this, his legs were weak at that time, and he fell to the ground with a plop, "Sister, I am old and young, you can spare me......"
"Hmph......" Ji Xiang didn't talk nonsense with this man, directly pinched his chin, forced him to open his mouth, and then roughly stuffed the medicine bag into his mouth, "If you dare to talk nonsense, I will pinch you to death......" said that, he released his chin viciously.
"Woo woo......" The man really didn't dare to speak, but just fell to the ground, crying.
"After taking this medicine, it was supposed to work immediately, but you gave it to him with the paper packet, so you have to wait a minute......" The girl walked slowly to Jixiang'er and said.
"I can afford to wait for a minute...... "Ji Xiang was excited, his eyes stared straight at the man's crotch, "I want to know now, is this medicine really like you said......"
"Don't worry......" The girl smiled faintly, "Although I often deceive people, I never smash my own signboard, my medicine, I say it works, it will definitely work......"
"There is a reaction...... Jixiang's eyes widened at that time, "It is growing rapidly at a speed that is visible to the naked eye......"
"Judging from this person's appearance, at most it is a peanut, the longest will definitely not exceed eight centimeters, the medicine I gave you, it is ten servings, you give him all at once, then he has to grow to at least two feet long......" The girl began to babble while speculating, "My good man, this guy must not become a livestock??" If you run away in the future, how many women won't be harmed......"
"Hmph......" Jixiang sneered, "I have a way to solve this......"
"Oh......" The girl wasn't worried at all, she had medicine to make that thing bigger, so there must be medicine to make that thing shrink, and when the time came, give him twenty servings, and let him retract that thing directly into his stomach.
"Sure enough, it's a good medicine...... Jixiang's eyes have never left the man's crotch, and the man's crotch has already set up a tent of the boss at this time, looking at that jiashi, it seems that he is going to tear the pants.
Snort......
With the sound of the cloth cracking, the man's pants were finally torn, and a giant snake sprang out, shaking its head, as if it was going to choose someone to devour.
"Ah......" The girl was startled at the time, and quickly turned her head, "Sister Jixiang, how is it??" My medicine is good, right?? ”
"I still have to check it......" Ji Xiang didn't have any scruples at all, and his little hand pressed directly on the man's neck, feeling his pulse.
"It's going to be fine...... girl's voice didn't look back, but said confidently.
"Hmph......" Ji Xiang breathed a long sigh of relief, "Yang Qi is sufficient, there are no side effects, I have to say, my sister is really a peerless genius......"
"Of course...... the girl suddenly became proud.
"hahahahahaha......" The man was so scared that he didn't know what to do, he thought he was going to die, who knows, the little brother who made himself extremely inferior before, actually succeeded in counterattacking, this has to be said to be a huge surprise, in the future, who dares to say that he is a peanut?? Then Lao Tzu let this peanut rice smoke him to death, see it, our peanuts can be used as eyebrow sticks.
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