Chapter 0702: The Lion Eats the Hippopotamus
The county "**" ended victoriously, and Xiang Tianliang was elected to the post of deputy county magistrate with a high vote.
A merry heart makes a cheerful countenance.
For Xiang Tianliang, it can be regarded as a double happiness "coming to the door", the case over there was successfully concluded, and he officially became the deputy county magistrate here, and the joy in his heart naturally cannot be described in words.
However, the joy comes and goes quickly.
ended the dinner, declined the invitation to go to karaoke, Xiang Tianliang took advantage of the lack of attention from others, and slipped out of the back door of the Binhai Building alone.
However, where to go next made it a little difficult for Xiang Tianliang.
There are so many places to go, and it's quite difficult to choose.
In addition to Dai Wenhua and Chen Nan Chen Bei's mother and daughter, there are also Qiao Qiao and Jingjing's aunt and nephew, go to the hospital, not only Zhang Han and Qiao Rui's mother and daughter, but also Jia Huilan, who is cold on the outside and hot on the inside, go to the headquarters of the Binhai Branch of Cathay Pacific Group Company on the side of the People's Square, in addition to meeting the big doctor Xia Liu, maybe you can also meet Zhu Qin and Huang Ying's aunt and sister-in-law, and go to the county party committee leader's dormitory to find Chen Meilan, eight or nine times out of ten there is Yang Biqiao, Maybe there are also their two secretaries, Wang Siling and Cui Shuyao.
This is called "doorway", but it has become no "door" and no "road", and there are many choices, but it has become no choice.
If the water does not flow clearly, the fields will be barren if they are not cultivated, the flowers will not be harvested, and the honey will be wasted.
Xiang Tianliang was hesitating on the side of the road, a car slowly approached, the door opened, a hand stretched out, and pulled him into the car steeply.
There was a lot of laughter in the car.
"Don't move."
"Shoot or kill."
"Giggle...... You're being captured. β
"Hee-hee...... Raise your hands and surrender. β
Xiang Tianliang fell on top of his four thighs.
"Mom, I've been kidnapped......"
The driver was Wang Siling, Cui Shuyao was in the passenger seat, and in the back seat, Chen Meilan, deputy secretary of the county party committee, and Yang Biqiao, deputy county magistrate, were seated.
As the saying goes, the building near the water gets the moon first, the first to eat first, and the last to wait, during the dinner, Chen Meilan and Yang Biqiao have already "stared" at Xiang Tianliang, as soon as he left the Binhai Building, they "chased" out and caught him.
Yang Biqiao asked with a smile: "Xiao Xiang, why are you afraid of us?" β
Wickedly, he smiled evilly, and leaned his head against Yang Biqiao's big chest to Tianliang, "I'm not afraid of you, but I'm afraid that you won't be able to bear it." β
"What do you mean by that?" Chen Meilan chuckled, and put her jade hand on the big tent that dawned to the sky.
"What about you, you have already gone through the green season, into the long journey after the autumn, the emotional shijie needs some kind of lubrication, so to speak, you are now like an old machine, has been the runner-in, I just need to drop a few drops of lubricating oil, a little plucking, you will be happy to spin around......"
Xiang Tianliang's bad words immediately attracted a scolding.
"Phew......"
"I have no conscience."
"Big Bad."
"Foul mouth."
After laughing, Chen Meilan asked with concern, "Xiao Xiang, has your case been closed?" β
Xiang Tianliang got up from Chen Meilan and Yang Biqiao, sat down between them, and briefly talked about the case.
Yang Biqiao was surprised: "Isn't it cheaper for Xu Yuguang and Jiang Jianwen to close the case like this?" β
"Politics, this is politics, this is the national situation, everything is not separated from its roots, everything is not detached from the fundamentals, zuihou always has to talk about politics."
Yang Biqiao giggled, "Xiao Xiang, you understand politics more and more." β
"Huh...... That's what I call a politician. While being happy, Xiang Tianliang was busy hugging left and right.
Chen Meilan chuckled and said, "Mr. Politician, is there morality in your politics?" β
Xiang Tianliang said, "How can there be no morality?" Politics has never been inseparable from morality, and the ultimate concern of politics is to establish a reasonable and just system, whereby we define our rights and obligations, fairly distribute social resources, and resolve all possible disputes, so as to ensure that all people can live well together. β
Chen Meilan shook her head slowly, "Xiao Xiang, what you are talking about is the highest level of politics, it is idealized politics, in fact, in the real politics Shijie, there is no morality at all, what we see, isn't it just a naked power struggle and interest calculation?" Hypocrisy is to think that morality is just a package of power, or a false ideology, specially used to deceive the ignorant public, fools are also because of human self-interest, everyone's motive is for their own interests, talking about morality with self-interest, it is too idealistic to listen to it, and it is naΓ―ve and ignorant to listen badly. In vain, even if we want to talk about morality, we will not be able to talk about it, because morality, like human taste, is subjective and relative, has no objective reason to speak of, and is destined to be self-talking, these three attitudes, the nature of the problem is not the same, but they are often mixed together, and lead to a general distrust of political morality, that is, morality is simply impossible to be present on public issues concerning the fundamental well-being of all people. β
Yang Biqiao echoed: "Political morality is impossible, realpolitik is full of power struggle, deceit, corruption and violence, how can there be any morality? This is the most direct feeling that many people have about politics. β
Xiang Tianliang said with a smile: "Stinky girl, you are too pessimistic, don't hit me, anyway, I am very confident, I always believe that politics is not only moral, but also beautiful." β
"Giggle...... Yang Biqiao said with a smile, "Xiao Xiang, from tomorrow onwards, you will be the official deputy county magistrate, let's think about the specific work." β
Xiang Tianliang seemed to be unconcerned, "Do you know the lion and the horse?" β
"Why did you suddenly pull the lion and the horse?" Yang Biqiao asked with a smile.
"The lion is fierce and powerful, so it can sleep all day, which represents a kind of self-confidence, and the lion likes to prey on horses, so this horse is very nervous all day long, but it still can't escape its bad luck."
The women all laughed, because Xiang Tianliang compared himself to a lion, and they all had a deep "experience" about this, and Xiang Tianliang's performance in "that aspect" was indeed more lion than a lion.
Chen Meilan asked with a smile: "So, Xiang Deputy County Magistrate, can I ask you a question?" β
"This leader knows 500 years before and 500 years later, what don't you know, just ask." Xiang Tianliang patted his chest.
"Hee-hee...... May I ask Deputy County Magistrate Xiang, what work are you responsible for? β
"Agriculture."
"Let's hear about it."
"Hmm...... I am responsible for agriculture and rural areas, oceans and fisheries, land management, ethnic and religious affairs, tidal flat reclamation, and fishing port construction...... Also, there's ......"
"What else?"
"And ...... Hehe...... Fuck, how did I forget what I was responsible for? β
There was a burst of laughter in the car.
Xiang Tianliang scratched his head and scolded: "Fuck, stinky girls are laughing at a fart, don't you just remember for a while, what's so funny?" β
Yang Biqiao asked Cui Shuyao with a smile, "Shuyao, tell me what kind of work Xiang deputy county magistrate is in charge of?" β
Cui Shuyao recited: "Xiang Deputy County Magistrate is responsible for agriculture and rural areas, marine and fishery, land management, ethnic and religious affairs, tidal flat reclamation, fishing port construction, tourism, commerce, investment promotion, economic development, poverty alleviation, etc., and is in charge of the Ethnic and Religious Affairs Bureau, Water Conservancy Bureau, Agriculture and Forestry Bureau, Ocean and Fishery Bureau, Land Management Bureau, Scenic Tourism Administration, Animal Husbandry and Veterinary Bureau, Agricultural Machinery Station, Industry and Commerce Bureau, Commerce Bureau, Investment Promotion Bureau, County Economic Development Zone, in addition, also contact the County Party Committee Agricultural Office, Meteorological Bureau, Marine Department, and Haiphong Inspection Station." , Jinchuan Township, Xi'ao Township. β
"Huh...... Sister Cui, you are not my secretary, how do you know the scope of my responsibility? "Xiang Tianliang wondered.
Cui Shuyao smiled: "We all know. β
Xiang Tianliang sighed, "Remember correctly, are there really so many departments I want to be in charge of?" β
"Don't worry, I'm not mistaken." Cui Shuyao snickered.
Xiang Tianliang immediately smiled sadly, "With so many departments, don't I want to be exhausted to death?" β
Yang Biqiao said coquettishly: "What are you pretending, what work are you in charge of, isn't it already set before the '**'?" β
"Sister Chen, Sister Yang, you guys help me come up with an idea, how should I start?" Be humble to the dawn.
"Giggle...... That's fine, but how can you thank us? Yang Biqiao asked with a smile.
Xiang Tianliang stretched out his hand and groped on Yang Biqiao's body, "Hehe...... If your ideas are good, I will turn into a fierce lion tonight and eat your four old hippos with all my heart's content. β
"You don't have any jokes." Yang Biqiao smiled.
Xiang Tianliang patted his chest again, "Isn't it the four hills of paddy fields, Lao Tzu will go out, and I promise to plow you fat and full tonight, hehe......"
"Hee-hee...... Can you? Chen Meilan stretched out her hand and slapped Tianliang, blushing and sneering.
"Okay, look at the action."
Yang Biqiao said to Chen Meilan, "Sister Chen, say it." β
Chen Meilan smiled and said: "Tianliang, about your work, when I talked on the phone with Fang Yingde, deputy secretary of the municipal party committee, he once put forward a suggestion, I helped you summarize it, the theme of the idea is to grasp the big and let go of the small, like ethnic and religious, tourism, meteorological bureau, maritime department, coastal defense checkpoint, these work and departments are secondary, you can put it, you have to focus on two key points, one is agriculture and fishery, the other is the economic development zone, as long as these two pieces of work to catch the results, you are the deputy county magistrate is qualified." β
After thinking about it, Xiang Tianliang smiled evilly: "I kind of understand, one is agriculture and fishery, and the other is the economic development zone, which is like two prominent points above women, and to grasp these two prominent points, the main thing is to grasp the complex point below women, all in all, in short, the above two problems are very prominent, and the following one is very complicated...... Ouch ......"
Without waiting for Xiang Tianliang to finish speaking, he immediately attracted a few pairs of pink fists, and in the laughter and scolding, Xiang Tianliang only had to hold his head and be beaten.
In fact, how to enter the role of deputy county magistrate, Xiang Tianliang still has his own ideas.