Chapter 353: Intimidation
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"Hmph......" Nie Canglong saw that Bian Lanlan was soft, and he didn't care about himself, he just snorted coldly, and then picked up a piece of wolf leg and threw it to Xiao Baiding, "Go to the side and eat it......"
Xiao Bai Ding caught the wolf's leg, and immediately ran to the side to eat, in its opinion, although the wolf's leg is small, but it is still very delicious, to taste carefully.
"What?? Soft to serve?? Tell you, sister is not scared, isn't it just a broken dog, at most it is only one or two months old, sister has walked more bridges than it has walked, you have the ability to let it come back, you see how I clean it up......" Bian Lanlan saw Xiao Baiding leaving, she couldn't help but be bold, and said a scene with her teeth and claws.
"A month or two??" Brother Bald's brows furrowed, he studied genes, and immediately heard a problem from Bian Lanlan's words, "A dog can grow to such a big size in a month or two??" Could it be that juveniles have more potential? ”
"Don't think about it......" Nie Canglong glanced at Brother Bald, "The breeds are different, our dog is a kind of giant dog and wolf crossbreed, and it is a grown ...... itself."
"Uh......" Brother Bald didn't suddenly brighten up because of Nie Canglong's explanation, he was slightly stunned, but his eyebrows were even tighter, "Is it the reason for the variety??" Or is it the reason for the original lineage?? ”
Breed refers to the breed of dog, which is deliberately bred artificially, and the primitive bloodline refers to the wolf naturally, after all, the dog is domesticated by the wolf, some like the Tao is born one, life two. The principle of two giving birth to three, three giving birth to all things, the Tao is the wolf, one, two, three. Even everything is a dog, of course, people are also included in everything, but this sentence is definitely not a curse, it is an analogy.
Mutation is a characteristic of genes, wolves can breed countless breeds of dogs through genetic mutations, and dogs can also be genetically mutated. Breed a new breed of dog, if you want to say which is greater than the potential of the wolf or the potential of the dog, it is difficult to say. It's no wonder that Brother Bald is confused.
"I don't know about this...... Nie Canglong didn't have any interest in discussing the subject with this kind of scientific madman, shook his head slightly, and grilled the meat skewers attentively.
"Big brother, you are not kind to one over the other, you are not ......" A big black horse ran behind Nie Canglong. squeezed his face under Nie Canglong's armpit, it was Xiao Hei's guy.
"Roll on......" Nie Canglong took a piece of wolf leg and threw it to Xiao Hei.
"Big brother, you really hurt Xiao Hei's heart......" Xiao Hei held the wolf's leg in his mouth. The butt ran away.
Talking horses??
It's really alive and hell, how can a horse speak human words?? It's not just horses. All non-human animals can't speak human language.
Parrots, starlings. It's not that they can speak, it's that they can imitate sounds, and in fact, they don't even know what they mean by what they learn.
Meat-eating horses??
This still doesn't let people live?? Could it be that all herbivores today become omnivores? Isn't the whole biological world the natural enemy of mankind after that? This is no longer a subversion of common sense, but a huge challenge to the survival of human beings, and perhaps this common sense will never be used in the future, because human beings are likely to become extinct under the impact of countless animals......
People who don't know the details of the little black background have pinched the tips of their hearts.
"That's Xiao Hei??" Wang Hui seemed to remember that her daughter had said this name, which was said together with the name Xiaoqing, so that when combined, she could guess what kind of creature this Xiao Hei was, so although her face was a little pale, she was still conscious.
"It's Xiao Hei, and the body is a dragon......" Bian Lanlan said. …,
"Jiaolong??" Brother Bald immediately came to his senses, he was still very interested in some legendary creatures, "A dragon that can travel clouds and rain??" ”
"It's not clouds and rain, it's the river and the sea......," Yan Lao also breathed a sigh of relief, "Jiaolong has always been an evil god who harms one party in myths and legends. ”
"Isn't it Jiaolong?? What's the big deal?? Nie Canglong pursed his lips and said with some disdain.
"Otherwise, if you give me that little black, I promise not to treat it badly......" Brother Bald immediately climbed down the pole, you are not rare, I am rare.
"Don't you treat it badly and study it in slices......" Nie Canglong rolled his eyes, the words of scientists must not be believed, because they are a group of people who have no bottom line for scientific projects, and the words they say and the guarantees they make are not much different from farting.
"Absolutely no slices, at most to take some blood, you know, donating blood is good for ......physical and mental health," said the bald brother with a flushed face and some embarrassment.
"You dare to say it, if you dare to take a little blood from it, it will dare to eat your whole family that day......" Bian Lanlan rolled her eyes, she had never seen such a person who was not afraid of death, Xiao Hei was obedient under Nie Canglong's hands, he was a hardcore little brother, could he be obedient under you? ? I'm afraid that it will be the other way around then, if you don't serve it as an uncle, it can make your house restless, and dare to take blood?? Is it really a vegetarian? Uh, no, it's been proven that it eats meat.
"Is it so fierce??" Brother Bald's face immediately turned white, and the beads of sweat on his head fell down with a clatter.
"I don't know if it's fierce or not, I know it's meat-eating......" Bian Lanlan pouted, "Warn you, when you go to bed tonight, open all the doors and windows of your house, so that Xiao Hei can see you from the outside at a glance, so that he won't eat others by mistake......"
"You ......," the bald brother's face turned pale and pale, "what do you mean by that??" ”
"What do you mean?? I don't understand this?? Xiao Hei heard everything you just said, I bet it will definitely go to your house tonight to eat you, and give you a faithful advice, don't sleep with your daughter-in-law tonight, so that it can eat one less person......" Bian Lanlan began to intimidate Brother Bald.
"I ...... What did I say?? "The bald brother was so scared that he almost went incontinent," when I didn't say anything. No, I didn't say anything, no, no, I'm dumb. He who has never spoken......" said this, and he pursed his mouth in self-deception.
"You scare him to death again......" Nie Canglong glanced at Bian Lanlan, "People don't necessarily scare people to death, but if you scare yourself, sometimes you can really kill people......"
"I'm angry, I've been eating in front of you, and you're not going to let me make up for it somewhere else??" Bian Lanlan glanced at the man and said.
"When I didn't say anything......" Nie Canglong shook his head. Said.
"Wow...... Brother Bald immediately stopped being dumb, pointed at Bian Lanlan, and jumped up in anger, "You dead girl." You dare to play tricks on me, do you believe that Brother Bald is so powerful that he beats you up?? ”
"You still dare to beat me??" Bian Lanlan's face showed a hint of surprise, "Don't think that I was deflated in the hands of Canglong, I am the person you can bully." If you dare to touch me, I can beat you up for not being able to take care of yourself......"
"Barbaric and barbaric, too barbaric......" Brother Bald's angry lips trembled, looking at Bian Jiandong. Dongzi, you don't care about your sister?? Yes?? She went on like this. Will you still be able to get married in the future? ”
"Whether I marry or not, can I go out and do your?? If you owe a beating, just say ......" Bian Lanlan glared at the bald brother with beautiful eyes. …,
"Gas...... I'm so angry......" Brother Bald was so angry that he couldn't speak.
"I was wrong. I shouldn't have made my own decisions......" Daoist Yunzhongzi stood in the corner on the side, his face full of bitterness, isn't it wine?? It's a ...... It's all a vegetable market.
"Lan Lan, don't talk to the elders like this......" Bian Yu was a little dissatisfied, the daughter was playing with a group of young people, it was lively and cute, but talking to the elders like this, it should make people say that there was no tutor.
"I didn't say anything, just kidding him, he couldn't afford it, so he was going to beat me, I didn't beat him up, I was already thinking about his age......" Bian Lanlan pouted and said.
Brother Bald's lungs were about to explode, and he wanted to say something, but he was pulled by Yan Lao, and whispered in his ear: "Don't make a fuss, forget our main purpose??" Don't put the cart before the horse...... "It's nothing to mess with Bian Lanlan, a little girl, if you annoy Nie Canglong and don't say a word about the refrigerator, then they will be busy tonight."
"Whew, I'm not angry, I'm not angry......" Brother Bald closed his eyes and took a deep breath, slowly controlling his emotions.
"Brother Bald, I'm sorry, my sister is used to my parents, and she doesn't talk big or ......small," Bian Jiandong apologized to Brother Bald with an apologetic face.
"Child, if I get angry with her, won't I be a child too??" Brother Bald forced a laugh, "It's okay, it's okay, don't take it to heart......"
"I know that Brother Bald is the most generous......" Bian Jiandong also laughed.
"Hehe......" The bald brother laughed dryly, then shrank aside and didn't speak.
"As if I'm so ignorant......" Bian Lanlan's little face stinks, "Didn't I remind him to be cautious??" What if it's the same as before? In the past, you used to experiment with so many mice, and now you try again, to ensure that you don't even have any bones left the next day, and you don't want to study anything in the future, and cause trouble, none of you old men can live, you have lived for such a long time, and you are not wronged when you die, but my brother is young, and he hasn't even married a daughter-in-law, if he lets you be involved, our family's incense will be broken......"
"Well, although Lan Lan is not sensible, this is not unreasonable...... "As soon as her daughter mentioned the issue of incense, Bian Yu couldn't help but nodded, "It's really not the past, especially if you study animals, you have to be more careful when researching......"
"It's not just animals, but also plants,......" Zhao Chuanxi also interjected, "I can't afford to mess with plants now, I can't guarantee which tree or grass will become an elf......
"Elf??" An old man with skin like dead tree bark squeezed forward, a pair of old eyes flashing with brilliant essence, looking at Zhao Chuanxi, "You said that plants will become elves??" ”
"This is normal...... Zhao Chuanxi glanced at the old man, "Animals can become demon beasts, and plants can become elves......
"What is the saying?? It is better to read 10,000 volumes than to travel 10,000 miles. If you have time, you still have to go out and take a look, and if you nest in the laboratory all day long, you can study and study the exhaust gas you release......" Bian Lanlan pursed her lips. looked at the old men with disdain and said.
"Lan Lan's words are tactful enough......" Zhang Wenge grinned, as if he had returned to the morning of Zhang Pimple Village, and his stomach was rolling.
"Of course, how can we say the indecent word fart??" Bian Lanlan smiled a little smugly and said.
"We're really outdated. In two days, let's go out for a walk, otherwise, we will be no different from those old men who eat and wait for death......" Yan Lao sighed. …,
A group of old men have some bad feelings in their hearts. In the past, they represented authority, but now, most of the knowledge they have has become useless.
"Elder Yan is right. We should go out for a walk......" Bian Jiandong nodded, "But before we go out, we must first practice our qigong, otherwise." I'm sure I'm going to die......"
"Heh......" Nie Canglong yawned and glanced at Wang Xueying. Apprentice, bring me a few steamed buns......"
"Oh......" Wang Xueying hurriedly responded. Then he took four large white steamed buns and handed them to the master.
Nie Canglong put the steamed buns on the meat skewers and slowly grilled them, he preferred more steamed buns than meat skewers.
"Chuanxi, in a while, you come to barbecue......" Nie Canglong yawned again and said.
"Why??" Zhao Chuanxi was eating meat skewers, and when he heard his brother's words, he was a little unhappy.
"Why?? Your brother and I are tired of baking, can I change you?? Nie Canglong's eyes widened and he said.
"Okay, okay, what's not to do??" Zhao Chuanxi immediately softened, and nodded again and again.
"Brother Nie is tired?? Or I'll bake ......" Zhang Xiaohuaer is a virtuous girl, and she rushes to do any work.
"It's okay, you roast ...... with Chuanxi" Nie Canglong nodded and said.
"Dongdong, what are you doing in a daze?? Barbecue is what you are best at, hurry up and show everyone a hand......" Wang Hui pushed his son next to him.
"When will I ......" Bian Jiandong was at a loss, and was about to compare himself with his mother, but he felt that his leg was twisted, so he didn't grin and exhale in pain, and couldn't help but look at his leg, only to see that his father's hand hadn't let go yet.
"Go ahead, what are you shy?? Show your hand well, let them eat it, and never eat barbecue again......" Bian Yu encouraged his son with a smile.
"Is it poison??" When Wang Xueying heard Bian Yu's words, her figure involuntarily took a few steps back, and looked at Bian's father and son vigilantly.
"I don't understand this?? You're stupid enough, my dad means that after eating the barbecue made by my brother, you won't be able to eat the barbecue made by others in the future......" Although Bian Lanlan doesn't know when her brother learned to barbecue, her father's meaning can still be understood.
"Dad, Mom, are you pushing me into the fire pit......" Bian Jiandong looked at his parents, and a wry smile appeared on his face, what kind of craft he is, doesn't he know? ? I remember the only time I had a barbecue was on an outing in my sophomore year, when he grilled a total of two skewers, one of which was charcoal, and the other could be eaten as a three-ripe steak.
"What are you doing in a daze?? Why don't you hurry up yet?? You are a big boy, how can you let other girls work?? Wang Hui said, pushed on her son's back, and smiled at Zhang Xiaohua'er.
"That'...... If that's the case......" Zhang Xiaohua'er was a little overwhelmed by Wang Hui's smile, "Just let Brother Bian and Brother Zhao roast together, I'm just going to play with Sister Xiaojun......"
"Look at you, you're so anxious that you scared the girl away??" Bian Yu complained a little about his wife, and blamed his wife for saying it too bluntly, barbecue skewers are kebabs, what are you doing with other girls? ? Isn't this telling people that you have thoughts about other people?
"I'm just saying, who knew this girl was so thin-skinned......" Wang Hui muttered and said.
"Our girl is quite thin-skinned...... Zhang Wenge smiled and said.
"Uh, that little girl is your daughter??" Bian Yu was stunned, "Why doesn't it look like it at all?" "Just now, Zhang Xiaohuaer called Zhang Wenge her father, but Bian Yu was thinking about things, but she didn't pay much attention to it.
"What nonsense??" Wang Hui stabbed his wife, feeling that this old man's speech was a little unreliable.
"Hehe, the child is like her mother......" Zhang Wenge's face twitched and said with a forced smile.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry......" Bian Yu also felt that something was wrong with his words, "I didn't mean that, I guess you must be an old woman......"
"I'm so old-looking......" Zhang Wenge's face turned dark, ***, I'm so old??
"Alas, it is not easy to say that people are not easy in this life, they are all working for their children, but I don't know if they can understand the ......hearts of their parents when they are children," Bian Yu sighed and said.
"Well......" Zhang Wenge nodded, which sounded quite pleasing to him, "When children are not parents, they can't understand their parents' hearts, and it's normal ......"
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